Whoo-hoo! I have finally updated! Aplause goes off Okay! So I hope you all like this chapter... I am unsure of it cuz I had a HUGE writers block and all I could think of is... well, you'll find out when you read it what was the only thing i could think of... Well enjoy and don't forget to Review!

Chapter 5

Smiling to myself, I rocked back and forth in a chair while Erik was out running errands. Things had been splendid between us, having been only 2 hours after I hugged him, he had turned quite sweet towards me. I had never imagined that the Phantom could be even the slightest bit sweet, I considered him misunderstood, yes, but never… sweet.

I heard the gate begin to rumble open and I looked up to see Erik rowing up in his gondola. Springing up from my chair, I ran towards him with my arms open. But he put his hands out and stopped me from getting to hug him. A pout spread over my face while I hung my head and swayed back and forth.

Just remembering something, my head whipped up and looked at Erik. "Oh! I got you something today!"

He furrowed his brow at me. "What could you have possibly gotten me?"

I raced towards the back room and ran back out with my hands behind my back, holding something for Erik.

"Here!" I exclaimed while bringing out the object from behind my back.

Erik's eyes shot open when he saw the masterpiece before him. "A Fedora!" Erik exclaimed. "How did you know?"

"Well, I saw the movie and noticed that they left out your marvelous hat! So I decided that you could use one!"

"What 'movie'?" Erik questioned. "What is a movie?

I slammed my hand on my head. "Duh! You don't know anything about movies! Well, to put it simply, it is a theater play put onto a screen. They prerecord the play then show it on a screen as many times as they want."

"I do not quite understand," Erik said. "They put a play onto a screen?"

"Yes, on a projector an they can show it as many times as they want without having the actual actors there to perform it."

"And I am in one of these?" Erik questioned.

"Oh yes! And I liked it a lot!" I exclaimed. "But… your movie was not quite as good as Star Wars… I am sorry to say."

"Star Wars? What kind of movie i that? And how can it be better than me! I am the Phantom of the Opera!" Erik proclaimed as he swooshed his cloak.

"Well, Star Wars is about people, Jedi, who battle with slight sabers, electric swords, and destroy evil people!" I yelled while throwing my fist up into the air.

"It does not sound that fascinating," Erik said.

"Oh but it is! I would make you watch it, but I don't have it with me…" I stated sadly. "But I can act it our for you!"

Erik glared at me, but gave in to my request. He went over to his organ benck and took a seat, facing me.

I cleared my throat and began Star wars, beginning from Episode IV.

"I am Luke Skywalker!" I began in a deep voice. "And what is this? A woman in peril needs help? I shall go get Ben Kenobi!" I did a series of noises to indicate I was in a vehicle.

"Oh no! Sand people! But here comes Ben! Oh joy! I am saved!"

"Come with me, young Skywalker," Ben said. "Your father was a Jedi Knight and wanted you to have this. I will train you to become a Jedi."

"Yay! I am becoming a Jedi! Let's go get a space craft and go defeat Darth Vader!"

"Yes, I am Han Solo," I said in a different, deeper voice. "I shall take you to the Death Star. Let's go!"

"We gave found Princess Leia!" Luke proclaimed. "Now let's take her back to the rebel base!"

"We need a plan of action," Organa said.

"I am a pilot!" Luke said. "I shall go blow up the Death Star! Oh no, Darth Vader is chasing me! Yay! His ship went spinning out of control. Now I can fire my missile! Yes! Direct hit! The Death Star is destroyed!"

Episode V

"Oh no!" Luke exclaimed. "Imperial soldiers have found the rebel base! Must destroy them! My plan has worked! We have evacuated and are safe! Now I must go to the Degoba system and find Yoda!"

"Oh no! My ship has crashed! Who's this? A little green dude with big ears claims to be Yoda? Must finish training!"

"Weak, you are," Yoda says. "But train you, I shall."

"Yay! I am nearly done with my training!" Luke yelled. "But oh no! Leia and Han are in trouble! Must go battle Vader!"

"But your training!" Yoda said. "But I guess there is another."

"Leia is my sister!" Luke finds out. "I must save her! Good bye Yoda."

"They are in the cloud city! Here I come!" Luke said. "Ha! I found you Vader! Now I shall fight you! Oh no! You have cut off my hand!"

"Join me, young Skywalker," Vader says in his raspy breath. Cooo----Keeeeee I mimic to Erik. "Luke, I am your father."

"Nooooo!" Luke exclaims. "I shall never join you! I shall fall off and get into Leia and Han's ship! Farewell!" Luke falls. "Yay! You caught me! Let's head back to the rebel ship!"

Episode 6

"I am off to Endor! I have met the Ewoks! They will aid us in our battle. Goody!" Luke said.

"I must go now. To confront Vader, my father! Farewell Leia and Han!"

"I have captured you, Young Skywalker," Vader said. "Now the Emperor shall make you evil." Coooo-----keeeeeee.

"No, you are not evil! But fine take me to your Emperor! I shall strike him down!"

"Here is the Emperor," Cooooo----keeeee. "Now go evil!"

"Never! I shall fight you! Ha! Now I have cut off your hand! Mwahahaha! But I shall never join the Emperor! Oh no! He is shooting lightening at me! Save me father!"

"Alright!" Coooo----keeeeee. "I threw the Emperor over the edge! He is dead! But I am now dying and the base is about to blow up! Take off my mask and let me look ate you! Oh you look so much like me…"

"No father! You are dead! But we are out of the base and safe! I am alive! Here I will burn your body at a ceremony… and there! I see your spirit, and Ben's and Yoda! Wow, I am such a happy little boy!"

I gave a sigh of satisfaction at my quick version of Star Wars, but I was quite happy with it. Erik looked at me with a very peculiar look, like I was crazy; maybe I was, but still….

"So, what did you think?" I asked Erik.

"That… was the most amazing story! The twists were so parallel and exciting! And you did very well, my dear."

"Oh yea! I made the Phantom happy! Yes!"

See? Star wars was the only thing that I could thin of.. hope you all liked it! I know that I ddin't do justice to how great Star Wars really is, but i had to make it a quick version.. soo yea... Hope you enjoyed it! Review and tell me what you thought! Don't make me sick my Anakin action figure on you! get em Anakin, get em So review!