A/N: This is dedicated to melli-elle who reviewed the one-shot: "How to write a Harry Potter story that will make me scream". This is not exactly a Teen Titan fan fiction, it's a "behind the scenes of WRITING a Teen Titan fan fiction"… and this is not to be taken seriously.
It's completely written from the P.O.V of inside my head, so you can't possibly be expected to keep up, and not because I'm brilliant (I'm not), but because my head is a very confusing place to be. Well… welcome inside anyway… please take off your shoes… this is Sweden, after all, we leave our shoes at the door…
How to write a Teen Titans Fan Fiction
OOookay… time to write some Teen Titans fan fiction! Yaay! Open Word. There… la-la-la…hmm… I wonder if anyone updated on Facebook?
He, he, silly Facebook chain-mail…. oh a quiz! "What will your children's names be?"… hmm… I don't want kids… but I gotta take it! Irving? Really? Well… Status update: "Writing a bit…"
Oh! I should write! Back to Word!
There. Better. Good Wynja! Being all productive and stuff… so… what to write… shite, I should really work on 2061… I have to finish that drabble… hmmm… yeah, open… oh, GOD have I only written two pages? How is that possible! Didn't I work on this all day yesterday?
Oh, hi Exit, no, you can't sit on mummy's stomach, right now, I have my laptop there and I'm writ- oh, well... I can read a little then… Harry Potter fan-fiction here I come! Oh, I really should get on Pottermore and brew a bit… earn some house points for us Slytherins… hmm… I'm out of horned slugs … where did I found those again? Exit you really have to LIE DOWN, I can't see the screen when you sit on my stomach like that! Hi Ramses! You too? Well, okay, but don't lie on my… mouse… there… damn, I should learn to use the damn touch-pad, but I just can't… it's difficult to dig out a wireless mouse from under a gigantic red, purring cat… Exit, DOWN! No, don't start fighting you two! Down! Down! Bad kittens! Mommy has to work, damn it! Oh… yeah… writing…
Maybe I should just work on a Christmas-drabble or something instead? Something light and easy to get my muse into gear? Yeah… Okay, what suggestions have my readers sent me…? Let's see… 'Slade is a dentist and Robin is a goldfish"… err… yeah… not gonna do that one… How would that work, anyway? Was it a joke? What type of goldfish? Are there different types? Hmmm…
Wikipedia: goldfish
- The goldfish (Carassius auratus auratus) is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It was one of the earliest fish to be domesticated, and is one of the most commonly kept aquarium fish.-
Wait, I wasn't gonna do that story! Something else… "A sequel to-" No! No sequels! Read the rules! … oh, god, I hope I didn't write the rules too badly… ooww… it might be my fault… now I feel bad… maybe I should-? No… no, have to be hard and cold and stick to my own rules here. There. I'll put it on my other 'ideas-list' instead.
Oookay, back to 2061 for a bit… aaaww… no, that's too cute. Damn, they are getting too fluffy! AAARRGH! Slade! Do something bad! Ah, the bastard just wants to get laid… alright, I'll write a sex-scene, what could it hurt…? And in and out and in and out and… am I hungry? Yeah.. .a bit… is it lunch yet? No? Second breakfast? No, can't do that… damn… an apple? Don't have any… WTF I have NO FRUIT! At ALL! And I can't send the cats to the store because they will just buy cat-nip, the druggies…
Oh, well… should go to the store then…
Damn rain… raining all the damn crappy summer and now it autumn… It's such a long way to the store now, and it's just this crappy cheap place with… OOOH! MUFFINS!
Well, back in bed with my computer again… that was so worth the walk… mmm… muffins… OH GOD DAMN IT I forgot to buy fruit! Ah, who needs it? Muffins are a kind a fruit, right? Better not google that…
Soo… yeah… the boys are in India… know nothing of that place… Oh! Someone on Top Gear said the traffic was deadly, I think! I'll put that in! Oh, now it sounds like I been there… I'm so smart… smarty-pants-dance! Smarty-pants-dance! Oh, now I wanna watch that video!
HA-HA-HA, that's so cute!
Okay, no more stupid kids or kitten videos! Oh… kitten videos… No! No, be strong, Wynja! Write! Write like the wind!
OOhhhh… a Dexter-episode, perhaps? Mmmm…. Dexter…..
Okay, so India… yeah… and fifty years into the future… less people… oh, that's sad, hope people get that… ah, let's move into the hotel instead, I got bored… hmmm… ah, I'm sleepy… Robin's sleepy too… gonna let him sleep… and sleep… and wake up a bit… and sleep… oh, he's so cute lying there… I should pull his pants down! Yeah! Ha! That was funny! Hope people thought that was funny…
I'm just gonna stop there… I'll write the second part like tomorrow or something… yeah… Okay… edit… Edit… Edit… Oh, I called Slade "Edith" again, why do I keep doing that? Weird… Oh, editing is SO important! I always tell everyone how important it is to… zzzzzz….. Oh! Ops… nodded off there… eeeedddiiiiit…. goooooood this is boring… yay, found another error! There! Read it once! Should let it lie for a few days and then re-edit it… but… but… I mean… people are probably waiting, right? Maybe? But… if I send it out now, they will go like "She can't spell and I don't understand this and she doesn't care and we all hate her!"… Oh, what the fuck.
-publish-
There. Been a long time since a 2061 update and this was a long chapter so-
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huh? A review? Already? But I JUST… okay, let's see…
"Liked."
LIKED? That's all I get? LIKED! I focus and work my ass off and do nothing else and then I get-
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Oh, another one? Aaaah… she liked the half-naked ass joke! Yay! So worth it..
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Ah, just a "added to favorites"… well, that's nice, I guess…
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"The post-modern implication in-" huh? Who is this person? A professor? No, don't read so much into my story, that scares me! It's just for fun, and… and… I don't understand those big words… did she like it? Did she just insult the hell out of me? I have no idea… err… what should I reply? Oh, hell, I'll go with the standard "Thank you"…. that's pretty safe, right? Yeah… there…
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Oh, this one was so great! And it points out something I really need to address, what a life-savior! Need to repl- not logged in… of course… not logged in… because if you tell me something bad I will hate you forever or send some ducks at you… yeah… well… maybe the ducks…
Have to think up something I'll get flamed for… bestiality didn't work, after all… nor m-preg… and I just CAN'T write Slade bottoming! Maybe I SHOULD write that goldfish-story? No, no, focus… should write some more…
Oh, I know! That "bad Harry Potter story"-thing I wrote and put on dA! I'll put that up! HP-readers are evil crazy bastard, they will flame me! Yaay! Besides, there IS that idiotic gay-hater on dA who commented on that story there, so yes…
-publish-
There. Just waiting for the-
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Yes! Now lets see…
"ha-ha"
"Loved it"
"Very funny"
"So true!"
What IS this? No-one's upset? No-one? AAARRGHHH! Okay… Okay… they have a sense of humor… good… and I didn't try to be a troll… but really? Not even a "you are mean!"?... Well… okay, maybe if I wait… maybe flamers need a few days to read through it… I mean it was several pages… like… two. Yeah… they need some time… they have to look up the long words, after all…
Speaking of that what time is- after midnight? Nooo… I'll sleep in for too long tomorrow now! Better log out…
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I'll just check facebook first…
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