Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! (sobs)
A/N: Just some stupid reasons for whatever. If you don't like it then why on earth are you going to read it? Someone didn't like my story so they told me to go to some infested place, it wasn't this one it was another story. R&R.
5 Reasons
5 reasons to hate Shu
1. They are rubbish at fighting.
2. Liu Chan was a rubbish leader.
3. Wei and Wu are better.
4. They are too virtuous.
5. They bore me, especially Liu Bei (Gosh, he should shut up!).
5 reasons to like Wei
1. Cao Cao is the ruler.
2. They are represented by the colour blue.
3. They are strong (even though they don't look good).
4. They like to beat up Shu.
5. They speak a bit faster so they don't bore you.
5 reasons to hate Pang De
1. He is REALLY slow (even slower than Zhang Liao!).
2. He wears armour (Bit too modern).
3. He bores the crap out of me!
4. He never takes his helmet off.
5. He is a total idiot!
5 reasons to like Xiao Qiao
1. She's my favourite! (You must like her too!)
2. She is beautiful (she'd beat her sister in a contest any day)
3. She's young, adorable and cute!
4. She has fans! XD
5. She is stronger than she looks.
5 reasons to hate Huang Zhong
1. OLD!
2. Bores me to death.
3. Always says "Go my young ones!"
4. He is one of Shu's officers.
5. He is crap.
5 reasons to like Lu Bu
1. He is strong.
2. He is mighty.
3. He kills Dong Zhuo (YES! Good choice, well someone had to do it!)
4. He is quite good looking.
5. He loves his daughter (well that's good because most men only want a son).
5 reasons to hate Dong Zhuo
1. He is REALLY ugly.
2. He is far too old (I mean like, I suppose he wanted to marry Diao Chan, but he too old for her!)
3. He is fat (poor horse).
4. He is hated so much that his own adopted son killed him!
5. He is stupid.
5 reasons to like Diao Chan
1. She is beautiful.
2. She has many talents.
3. She is so good that she managed to carry out Wang Yun's mission.
4. She uses maces (they're good).
5. She and Lu Bu make such a good couple.
5 reasons to hate Wu
1. Sun Jian nicked the imperial seal (bad!).
2. Sun Quan would never shut up.
3. Lu Meng bores me.
4. Their last leader was a tyrant (like Dong Zhuo!).
5. They don't have a good strategist (like Zhuge Liang/Sima Yi).
5 reasons to like Wu
1. The Qiao's are in Wu.
2. Sun Ce was a good leader.
3. The good looking people are inn Wu.
4. Wu has 3 girls in it.
5. It has lots of characters to pick from.
5 reasons to hate Wei
1. Most of them don't look good.
2. Cao Pi was an all it leader.
3. Sima Yi was a sneak.
4. They only have one girl.
5. They were always horrible.
5 reasons to like Lu Xun
1. He is young and small.
2. He is a cutie pie!
3. He is innocent and adorable.
4. He has a lovely little voice.
5. He has cute little weapons.
5 reasons to think that Zhang He is gay
1. He looks like a girl.
2. He acts gay.
3. He wears butterfly wings.
4. He has very long hair and wears pink and purple.
5. If I hadn't of known better I probably of thought that he was a girl.
5 reasons why Cao Pi is an idiot
1. He is a me me person.
2. He thinks that he is superior to everyone.
3. He says that he don't care about anyone but himself.
4. He is an idiot.
5. He asks "do you wish to die then let me help you", only he should be asking "I wish to die, can you help me?", because I always beat him up.
5 reasons to hate Xu Huang
1. Boring.
2. BORING.
3. BORING!
4. BORING!
5. BORING!
A/N: Well the end. Review and tell me what you think.