I DON'T OWN THE TEEN TITANS.

I DO OWN THE PLOT OF THIS STORY.

(NOTE: THIS IS DEDICATED TO (for some strange reason) RYAN. WHY…I DON'T KNOW.)

CRIME DOESN'T PAY.

Jonathan was celebrating his fifth birthday today. This week wasn't a fairly good week for him. He had been attacked be Slade twice, and as a result he broke his arm and been hit in the head with a candy jar. But still Jonathan's mother was determined to cheer him up. So, for his birthday, she hired a clown to come and entertain Jonathan and his friends.

The doorbell rang and Jonathan's mother answered it.

"Kids, say hello to 'Slade-O the Clown'."

The kids gave a small cheer as Slade, hidden in a clown costume and a red nose, entered the room.

"Hey kids. I'm Slade-O the clown. What would you like to see first?"

"Magic" they all cheered.

"Okay. How about I disappear into the kitchen, get a sandwich and you lot just do something kid like."

"No! Magic!" The children roared.

"How about I do something else?" Slade-O said, not knowing how to entertain children.

"Balloon animals." The children said together.

"What a waste of my talent." Slade-O thought.

"Alright what do you want? A Siberian snow leopard, a central African lioness, a north-east Polish wolf."

"A snake." One unimaginative child said.

Slade-O blew a narrow balloon and threw it at the child.

"Okay, any less retarded requests."

"A worm." A small little girl said.

"You can share with the snake boy over there."

While Slade-O was blowing balloon animals, Jonathan couldn't help but think he's met this clown before. The voice, the one eye mask, and the body seemed familiar, but the red nose had him baffled.

After a while the children requested a puppet show. And after a few moments getting prepared, Slade-O was ready.

The curtains of the small box theatre pulled back and revealed puppet version of the Titans.

"Hi. I'm Robin. And I'm a fag. I act really cool, but I come into your bedrooms in the night and fiddle with you." Puppet Robin said.

"Hi, I'm Cyborg. And I'm a half-human-half-robot freak of nature. And I enjoy giving head to Robin." Puppet Cyborg said.

"Look at me. I'm a green freak who LOVES to suck off Robin, Cyborg, and myself at the same time." Puppet Beast Boy said.

"I'm Raven. While meditating, I give head to anything and everything. I'm a huge slut and also the daughter of Trigon." Puppet Raven said.

"And I'm Starfire. The biggest slut in the universe. Watch this cool trick kids." Puppet Starfire said.

The children watched in terror as Slade-O put on a very graphic puppet show. Then a puppet version of Slade came in. At this point, puppet Slade pull out a tiny puppet gun and killed all the puppet Titans. The kids were in shock. And Slade-O was still behind the box theatre.

"Why aren't they clapping? I thought that was pretty good." Slade-O thought to himself.

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