The body switching machine Chapter 2: An Absolutely pointless day, a teen titans fanfic

The body switching machine

Summary: Slade creates a body switching machine in attempt to become his 'idol'. But it blows up and causes the titans to have their bodies switched. Tons of questions remain, how will they take a leak? How the hell will they take a shower! Read and find out!

Warning: May contain some pointless, insane, and disturbing scenes! xD Don't say I didn't warn you! Lol

Author's note: Hey, I'm back, yet again, with another chapter for my crazy story xD I got nothing much to say here right now so…just read on!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans…and I never will… (Sobs)…since when did disclaimers become so depressing?

Chapter two: An absolutely pointless day

The Titans were now back at the tower, slumped on the couch, trying to figure out how the hell they will survive one week in each others bodies…

"Titans, team up." Robin stood up and faced that big window in the room.

"Dude, since when were YOU the leader? We don't need to follow you! You're just the sidekick of that dude with his underwear outside!" BB complained.

"You take that back! Superman was like a father to me!" Robin defended in an angry tone, turning to glare at BB in the face.

"Robin, your so-called father was batman." Raven said while she examined her forever gloved hands.

"Oh. I mean…Batman was like a father to me!" Robin said defensively.

"Friends, I have made the pudding of switched-ness! You will try it?" Starfire held up a pink bowl with something that looked like dead fish mixed with pounded brains and yoghurt. Yum.

"Sure!" Terra ran to star and swallowed the whole damn thing.

Grumble…Grumble…

"Uh oh." Terra's eyes went wide open.

"What is wrong friend terra? You do not like it?" Star was on the brink of tears. And terra just stared wide eyed.

Grumble…Grumble…Gruuuummmbbllleee…

"This can't be happening! Tell me it's not happening!" Terra shook her head in fear.

"It's not happening." Raven said sarcastically.

"Oh god, no! It's happening!" Terra clutched her stomach and ran to the bathroom.

----IN THE BATHROOM----

Terra sat on the toilet.

"Hmmmmfff! Gruuhhmmmff!" Terra moaned, constipated.

Nothing.

"I can't make poopie! NOOOOOOOOOO!" She cried and ran out the bathroom.

----BACK IN THE COMMON ROOM----

"I can't poop Cyborg! I hate you!" Terra pointed accusingly at him.

"It's not my fault! Blame the guy who created me!" Cy replied angrily.

"Who created you then?" Terra asked, very, very frustrated.

"How the hell should I know!"

"Duh! Because he created you!"

"I don't know who made me, okay!" Cy yelled.

"Your creator gave you a strip button instead of a poop button, and you had to suffer all your life without using the bathroom." Raven butted in monotonously. "He must really love you." She added sarcastically.

"Shut the hell up Raven! We don't need your sarcasm here!" Terra said harshly.

"Well, we don't need to hear your stupid pooping problems either."

"Fine!"

"Fine." They both exchanged death glares.

"Anyway! I must go on a mission to find the creator of Cyborg and make him fix this problem!" Terra said in a hero-like voice with the American flag waving behind her.

"Yeah! And cause war with him!" Bush appeared out of nowhere and laughed diabolically.

"OOH! OOH! Say nuclear!" BB waved his arms excitedly. He's always wanted to do this.

"Neuceuler." Bush answered cluelessly.

"No wonder they made you President. You're a damn genius." Raven muttered with sarcasm. Then Bush mysteriously disappeared.

"I shall go now! Off to find Cyborg's creator!" She grabbed a bag, stuffed screws in it, and walked out the door.

"Finally." Raven sighed.

"Star? Mind to tell me why I've been bleeding for hours now? Don't you girls run outta blood! It's really weird and it's creeping me out!" BB shuddered.

"It is what they say, my time of the month." Star turned red from embarrassment.

"It's your birthday?"

"No, Einstein, that's the time of the year." Raven blurted out.

"But I thought that was Christmas!" BB was clearly confused.

"I thought that was New Year!" Robin said.

"I thought it was underwear day!" Everyone stared at Cy. "What?" He asked, oblivious as to why they were staring at him.

"Do I have to explain everything?" The dark girl asked, and they all looked at her with faces that said 'Hell yeah'.

It couldn't be that bad. Right? …Wrong.

----AFTER THE EXPLANATION---

The guys were pale white, their mouths agape, and they were just frozen.

"Don't. Tell. Me. we're. All. Gonna. Go. Through. That." Robin said, frightened.

"Depends on when you have it." Raven answered.

"Dude, that is so sick." BB said, astounded by the grossnessness…ness…ness…?

"Coz I'm so sick of love songs! So tired of tears! So done with wishing you were still here!" Neyo sang in the background, and the guys forgot what happened a few moments ago, faster than you could say:

'A little bunny flew over the rainbow and ate a cookie and crapped on the road and danced the cha-cha with a banana and wiggled and jiggled and giggled and tickled a little pancake named Bob and ate the little pancake named Bob and crapped beside it's crap on the road and did the dance moves from the 'thriller' music video and eventually got run over by a 900 pound truck and the little bunny then died on its crap and went to never land where he met up with Michael Jackson and they both did the dance moves from the 'thriller' music video.'

Yeah. That was fast.

Then Neyo disappeared into thin air.

"Titans, I'm serious, if we wanna get through this week alive, we're gonna have to team up. Raven, you're with me, Beastboy, you're with Star…and Cyborg…since terra's not here, just do whatever the hell you want with her body. We don't give a crap." Robin said in a bored tone.

"You got that right, Boy blunder." Raven remarked.

"I have made more pudding of switched-ness!" Star ran to Robin but tripped on a banana peel that the extremely insane author put on the floor, and the pudding spilled all over Robin.

"Great. now I need a shower." Robin's eyebrows furrowed, as he crossed his arms in a childish manner, totally forgetting that he was in Raven's body.

"Robin." Raven tapped him on the shoulder.

"Yeah?"

"You're me remember." She reminded, her face a bit worried.

You don't normally see Raven worried.

Nope.

Not unless you get your bodies switched with a guy and end up having him see you naked when he takes a shower, or changes clothes, or goes to the bathroom.

Yup. Other than that, you never see her worried.

"Oh shit." Robin smacked his forehead in frustration, and a nearby light bulb exploded.

"Hey, look on the Brightside, Robin! At least you get to see a hot Goth chick naked!" BB exclaimed, as if this were a perfectly normal thing to say.

"What did you just say?" Raven growled at him.

"Uhh…At least he gets to see a hit Goth chick naked…?" He answered indefinitely.

"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" She threw her arms forward, only to find that she no longer had her powers. "This whole body switching thing is starting to get to me." She massaged her temples.

"Ha! You can't break my ribs!" BB laughed mockingly.

"When I get my body back, I swear, I will rip your face off with my bare hands, torture you to no end, listen to you scream in pain, and I will enjoy every fucking second of it." She threatened menacingly.

A gulp from Beastboy.

"Uh, Raven, I can't walk around covered in pudding crap." Robin said dryly.

"What? You want a shower or something?"

"Well, if that's the only way I could get clean."

"Too bad. Coz you're not taking a shower in my body."

"What? You want me to reek like hell?"

"No. I don't want you to see me naked!" She creamed back defensively.

"Well, I NEED that shower, you don't want YOUR body to smell bad, do you?" He roared.

"We'll settle this argument later." She walked to the couch and crossed her arms.

"Whatever you say!" Robin pouted and sat on the floor.

----MEANWHILE IN TERRA'S JOURNEY----

She was currently at McDonalds, eating her burger happily.

"I'll just eat a bit, and I'll be on my way to find Cy's creator!" She chewed once again.

"Hey Mr. Cyborg, sir. Will you give me an autograph? Please, please, please, please, please-" a little boy approached her and never stopped saying please.

"Sure thing little buddy!" She said gleefully, trying to sound like Cyborg.

"You don't sound like Cyborg." The five-year old kid eyed her suspiciously.

"I-I…got my tonsils removed! Yeah…That's why I sound like this!" She stuttered.

"Oh. Are you nakie?" He asked, referring to Cy's clothlessness. And if that's not a word, to hell with it, I aint Webster, people.

"Uhh…"

----IN NEVERLAND----

"I'm Michael! What's your name?" MJ asked a little boy.

"I'm peter!"

"Hi peter! Are your parents here?" He asked out of the blue.

"No."

"Perfect! Wanna visit me in my house? I have cooooookieesss!"

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Sure! Yay cookies!" the boy exclaimed excitedly.

"Yay indeed." Michael grinned at the person reading this fanfic evilly.

DUN. DUN. DUNNNNNNNN

----BACK IN THE TOWER----

"That's it raven, I'm taking a shower, and that's final!"

"Ugh." She growled. "Just don't look down at my body."

"And if I do?" He asked playfully.

"I will beat you with a flaming stick spawned from the inner depths of hell until your eyes pop out of your eye sockets, and until your brain oozes out of your mouth. Then I will gladly beat the crap out of you with a medieval flail, stick it up your ass and enjoy it immensely."

He swallowed hard.

"O-okay." 'She is so morbid.' He thought. 'Cool.' He added, and smirked.

He then ran to the shower.

----IN THE BATHROOM----

"HOOOOOOLLLLYYYYYY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

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(Don't you just wanna see what happened?)

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(You hate me right now, don't yah?)

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FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER:P I am so mean xD My first cliffhanger ever! Hah-hah…hope the story wasn't as bad as I thought it was (grins) thanks to those who reviewed! I love you guys!

Look out for the next chapter! More chaos and insanity is going to happen! And find out what'll happen to Robin in the shower, to BB and his 'problem', to MJ and peter, and to terra on her journey to find Cy's creator, while Cy just lays around all day watching star wars.

Til here!

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