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Drabble 2

Cyclops and Injustices don't mix
BAM.

"YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" a voice of an Injustice yelled from the pits of Glast Heim prison. Behind it, foot still in the same spot he kicked, the brown-haired hunter Cyclops scoffed.

"Mind your manners, pervert! Put some clothes on! You're in front of a little kid!" he shouted. He kept his foot firmly in place at the same time using his hand to cover the blue-haired priestess Misha's eyes. The priestess tried to pry her cousin's hand off.

"LITTLE KID? I'M THE HIGHER LEVEL ONE HERE!" Misha screamed indignantly. Cyclops twitched once at the loud voice that threatened to destroy his eardrums.

"But you're a girl!"

"Nani? But what does this have to do with the hunt? What's happening?" she asked. Both the hunter and the monster sweatdropped.

"Ahaha…nothing to worry about cousin…nothing at all!" the hunter stuttered. Misha puffed.

"Ne…then why are you covering my eyes?" her voice dripped with venom. The hunter sweatdropped once more.

"Because. Just because."

"And why isn't Ravenger's eyes covered too? She's a girl too!"

"…because she already saw one a lot of times."

"…" Misha remained silent. Cyclops took that as a signal of agreement.

The Injustice grumbled. "Can you take your foot off now? I'm starting to get all cramped…"

The hunter merely kneed him again. "Shut up! Go and wear something!"

"But how? You're keeping me in place with that foot of yours! It hurts when I try to move!"

"Then wait for some zombie prisoner then kill it! Wear its clothes then!"

"Eww! That's disgusting! What, wear their rotten clothes and get their slime all-over my body?"

"Just do it!"

"…no."

Ravenger sighed, watching from the sidelines. She glanced at the Injustice, then at Cyclops. "Cyclops, let the Injustice go so that I can kill it. Let Misha go too."

"…no."

"…you're copying the Injustice."

"Not."

"…"

Cyclops took that as an agreement. Boy, was he wrong.

Ravenger smirked. "Then if you're not gonna do that…" she strode off. "…then wait here."

Cyclops then waited. Misha growled.

"Get. Your. Hand. Off my eyes. NOW."

"…no."

"Stop copying that Injustice."

Cyclops stuttered. "H-how did you know it was an Injustice?"

"…Ravenger said so."

"…oh."

"…so…it's an Injustice?"

"Uhh…hm…uhh…"

"I'm baaaaack..." Ravenger sang, waltzing to their spot. "And I lured a lot of Injustices!" she grinned. Cyclops paled visibly.

"A-a lot of them?"

"Of course!" Ravenger beamed. Behind her appeared hoardes of Injustices. Some people were already trying to kill them, but a lot still spawned rapidly and headed for Misha, Ravenger and Cyclops.

"Oh no…" Cyclops paled.

"You'd have to let go of Misha now!" Ravenger sneered as she started to slay Injustices. "If you want to live, of course." She laughed.

The Injustices were approaching Cyclops and Misha, fast.

"Nuuuuuu!" Cyclops yelled. "Cuuuuurse youuuu, Ravengerrrrrrrr!"

He finally let go.

"I'M SORRY MISHAAA! FORGIVE MEEEE!" He wailed and began to shoot the Injustices, leaping here and there, unknowingly walking away from Misha and Ravenger. A lot of people were taking pictures or laughing their heads off at the strange and weird sight.

If Cyclops only saw Misha's calm face, he would have killed himself right then and there.

"Great plan, wasn't it?" Ravenger grinned as she killed. Thank heavens for the racket they were making; Cyclops would not be able to hear them talking. Misha and Ravener fought back-to-back whilst killing.

"Yeah." Misha smiled back. "Telling Cyclops that I never saw an Injustice really made him panicky! Since when did I know that Cyclops was a freak about naked monsters? I mean, they are only monsters! I'd faint if I saw a human!"

Ravenger grinned wider after Misha's speech. "And for that, cheers! Cheers for a job well done!"

"Cheers for the king of fools, Cyclops!"

"Cheers!" an Injustice dropped dead.

"Cheers to you too!" another fell dead.

It never minded them that the Injustices were naked, and neither did it bother them when Cyclops was continually getting pounded by the monsters.

Cyclops would just get back to his save point when he faints, anyway.


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