Chapter one: At the Theater
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its characters, Shrek 2or its characters, or the Incredible hulk.
Setting: somehow, don't ask me how, Kagome convinces sango and Miroku to go on a date in her time period. (Also, don't ask me how they got there; I'm just writing this stuff)
So anyways, they went to see Shrek 2 in the old $1 movie theater down the street. And now, we come to our story.
Sango and miroku are just taking their seats as the first preview comes up. Sango also took a purse Kagome lent her to smuggle Kirara in, whom she then let out to view the film with them.
They stare at the screen a while, and then Sango turns to Miroku. " Hey, I thought we were here to see something called 'Shrek' or something, not the 'Incredible Hulk!' Kagome said it would be funny, but this is just plain stupid!
" I'm sure this must be just some prologue to the actual movie, or something. Let's just wait and see if it starts playing the movie in a few minutes."
Sango slumps down in her seat. "Well, if you say so……"
They wait for a few minutes intensely watching the boring previews, which made people stare at them even more than they previously were staring at their outfits, which were earlier, dismissed as cosplay. Finally, the feature presentation begins. The pair watch in silence for a while. There were many times when the rest of the present audience started giggling, though neither Sango nor Miroku knew why. About half an hour into the movie, Puss and Boots arrived in the movie originally to kill Shrek before becoming an ally. At that time, kirara started to softly growl.
"Kirara!" Sango hissed at her pet. "Stop that!"
"Mew?" Kirara looked up and cutely blinked, practically saying, "who, me?"
Sango shook her head and continued to watch the movie. This continued each time Puss appeared on screen, until finally Kirara started hissing and yowling. While Sango hurried to keep her quiet and everyone else turned around to see what was causing the disturbance, the Puss on the screen seemed to react. He gave an evil look, and suddenly transformed into a monster!
That's when things got chaotic. Somebody screamed, and Sango and Miroku looked up to see an evil Puss and Shrek coming out of the screen!
Miroku and Sango quickly stood up and Kirara jumped to the side, transforming. "kagome never said anything about demons popping out of the movies!" Miroku exclaimed. "Why, if I remember correctly, she was saying……"
BEGIN FLASHBACK MODE
"I know you'll have a great time! It'll be nice, harmless fun! Come on, what d'ya say? You and Sango reeeeeeaally should go and just enjoy yourselves for once!"
"Are you sure it's not dangerous? I mean, I've heard you talking about how everyday things in your era can cause deadly illness, and there are always the risks of bad people everywhere, even here! Who knows what perverts could attack us in your era!"
Sango smirked. "Well, I'm sure if there are any lechers hanging around, it would be you, Miroku."
Kagome giggled. "You'll be fine, I promise! There's nothing worse than what you would find here. Go have some fun not having to constantly deal with demons. We'll just stay with Kaede or something until you get back."
END FLASHBACK
"There shouldn't be any demons here! What's going on!"
"I dunno, but I don't think we're going to get an answer standing around here. Kirara!" Sango prepared for action as the monsters that were once a cute feline and an ogre started swiftly gaining on them.
"Your right. We're just going to have to defeat these monsters! Evil beings begone!" Miroku shouted as he threw those little spell paper-thingies. (A/N: Hey, I don't know everything!)
The spell thingies hit their target, but only served to seemingly confuse the monsters. While they were puzzling at the little rectangular papers stuck to their heads, Sango came up around them on Kirara and attacked them with her ….boomerang. (A/N: Once upon a time I remembered what it was called, but I forgot. I haven't been to any fan websites or done research or anything, and they never seem to say what it is on the show, so sorry if calling it a big boomerang bothers you. Please review when you're done reading this or e-mail me the correct term, and perhaps on the next chappie (if there is one) I'll use the the right terminology. Well, I've kept you too long. Enjoy the rest of chapter one!)
Suddenly, the "monsters split in half on contact, and sparks and gears flew everywhere. "Cut, cut!" someone shouted from around the corner. "Hey, people, who the hell do you think you are, barging in here with your damn weirdo outfits and destroying our set! Who assholes need to go right back to wherever the hellhole you crawled out of and leave our filming far enough alone!"
"…..Filming?"
"….weirdo outfits…! Hey, you just insulted my top-of-the-line designer clothes! You bastard!" Sango started raving at the little man who followed the voice. "Do you know how much it cost me!"
"Uh, Sango, I think-"
"What? Miroku, you're on his side, too! This is soooo not fair! I try to do my best, and people make fun of me! Its-"
"Umm, Sango, he's already passed out. I think you scared him a bit too much."
Sango looks at the man. "Oh……oops. Still, he had no right to make fun of me!" She crosses her arms and pouts like a little kid. "This wasn't any fun at all. I want to go home, right now, Miroku."
"Okay, there, there. It'll be alllright." Miroku cuddles Sango in the way that always results in a-
SLAP!
The end of Chapter one of Fuedal mishaps in the modern world. Hope you liked it enough for me to make another chappie! Well, that's all now, bye-bye!