A/N: Well, I said I wouldn't take any new requests but I kinda insisted on this one… because I got a b-day present on the 7'th from Valkyria Raven called "Who Caught Who?" (link, although that might not show up because of ff-reasons: s/8681262/1/Who-Caught-Who ) and then it turned out that her birthday was the day after mine, on the 8'th, so I just had to write something for her! But requests are still closed, just to be clear… I was just happy to get a present of my own… ;)

She wanted a sequel to her b-day story from last year, number 124 "Quite a Mess". If you don't remember it, don't worry, Robin will fill you in n the essentials below… ;)

Warnings: this is a threesome universe and it's a light one, so stay away if you're not a "team player".. .;)

Even More of a Mess

Hi, Robin here. I know Beast Boy usually does these recap things, but… well… I really didn't want him involved in this… I mean, it's me, Slade and Red X. Together. He's just too young. And speaking about too young… ah, well, I get back to that in a moment… Anyway, so it all started when Red X decided to steal something in Gotham… or did it really start in the shower afterwards? Well… no, to keep a long and dirty story short and dirty: me, Slade, who I was already sleeping with, Red X and Catwoman ended up covered in smelly chemicals. The solution? Taking a shower, of course, which we did back at the Batcave. I had planned to keep Bruce's identity, and mine, a secret from Red until my dear mentor walked in on us without wearing his mask. Oh, and I was sandwiched between Red and Slade at the time. And we were all naked. And wet. But we were NOT actually doing 'it'… not right then, anyway…

Still, Bruce would have had an aneurysm unless Selina had distracted him by… well… not wearing very much and… offering 'it'… you know. So… they did. And we did. Boy, did we ever. And then, the next morning, it turned out that they hadn't used protection… and… now it's two years later and I have been called in to babysit. Yup. Selina got pregnant. With twins! And they got married. I mean, with Alfred in the house no one was going to have a child out of wedlock, it would have hurt his sensitive English etiquette to the core… So Selina Kyle is now Selina Wayne, and little Regina and Christopher Wayne are the cutest little toddlers on the planet. And I was going to be responsible for them for almost twenty four hours. By myself, because Alfred was off on leave and Bruce and Selina had decided to go to a over-night fundraiser-party-thing, out of town. I'm glad to have Slade with me, because he hopefully knows what to do… and we're staying for a week, not just for the one night, so that's why the parent's decided they could get away for a while… I feel so used…

There is just one problem…. we never actually got rid of Red X. It was supposed to be a one-time-thing (and I had planned to blame the chemicals, actually) but he kinda stuck around. And Slade had already made it very clear to me that he wasn't going anywhere… unless he got bored… and apparently I am still entertaining…? I was surprised that he was willing to "share" me with Red, although I don't think Slade really considers it sharing… he probably sees it as a perk to have an extra willing body around, because he is obviously in no doubt about who's in charge. Red and I lets him think he's right, more to keep the peace, you know? However two other strong wills are about to take over the show. So… let the story begin, then, I guess…

"Did you have to bring them?" Bruce asked tiredly as Robin showed up at the door to Wayne Manor with Slade and Red X in tow.

"Yeah, I kinda had to. Besides, I wasn't going to handle the terrible two by myself!" the teen grinned. "Where are my little munchkins?" he added and made his way inside.

"They are up in their room with Selina," Bruce said, and oof-ed as he got a bag thrown into his chest by Red X.

"Be a good bat and bring that to our room?" the redhead grinned.

"Why is it buzzing?" the billionaire asked suspiciously.

"Curious? You can look, but if you look you have to try it," Red smirked.

"It's a trap," Slade told their host. "Don't open it. And Red… didn't we tell you not to pack anything?"

"But you two only packed boring stuff like clothes and tooth-brushes!" the young man complained.

Robin, in the mean while, was getting instructions.

"They will want dinner in an hour, and then they want a bottle before bedtime, but just give then about a third, we're trying to break them off that habit… They are good about sleeping through the night, but you better have some breakfast ready by seven, or you'll get an earful… there are cans of ready-made baby food in the kitchen that we are trying out, but if they refuse just give them formula… that's our battle, not yours…"

"Lots of those going on?" Robin grinned.

"Oh, yes… They seem to know that there's two of them, so we're evenly matched…"

"What about Alfred?"

"He sometimes take their side…" Selina muttered. "They love him, of course. They go 'Al-al-al-al' and he melts."

"Well… I'm tougher than that…" Robin said confidently.

Catwoman gave him a smirk that made some of that confidence drain away, however.

The twins had spotted Robin and was tottering over, big, drooling smiles on their faces.

"Aw look at you! You're angels, aren't you? Your mum is just being mean, right?" Robin grinned and plopped down on the floor so he could swoop both of them into his arms.

"Oin!Oin!" Regina cooed happily.

"Ooooin!" Christopher agreed.

"Aaawwww! I'm going to just spoil you two rotten…" Robin laughed.

"Yeah… good luck!" Selina chuckled. "Let's see how much there's left of you tomorrow afternoon…"

"Hello, brats," Slade said from the door and immediately the twins abandoned Robin's lap.

"AAAAAADE! AAAADE!" they screamed at the top of their lungs as they all but attacked the man, trying to climb his legs. They screamed in joy as the man bent down and lifted them up, one on each arm, and bounced them a bit.

"Traitors…" Robin muttered. "Where's Red?"

"Right here, baby," the thief said, and the twins immediately demanded to go to him instead.

"Their love is unconditional but fickle," Slade stated as he saw the redhead on the floor being wrestled to death by the children.

"Yes, well, at least they're happy to see us," Robin grinned.

After a few more instructions the Wayne's left.

"So, when do we call the baby sitter?" Red asked. He had been able to distract the twins with building blocks for now.

"We are the baby sitters," Robin exclaimed. "How did you miss that one?"

"I didn't… I just assumed that we wouldn't actually… you know… be alone with them?" the redhead gaped.

"Yes, well, we are."

"How could they do that?! Don't they love their children?! I'm not responsible at all!" Red wailed.

"It's not like they left them to you," Slade snorted and pulled a block out of Christopher's mouth.

"Good! Because it won't be my fault if they end up on Craig's list!" the thief told them.

"Why in the world would you-?" Robin gaped.

"I don't know! I'd panic!"

"You know… I can believe that…" the hero muttered. "Anyway, here we are. Regina, no hair pulling! Red, just play building blocks with them for a while, I'm going to go check out the food."

"Bring back something!"

"The baby food," Robin clarified. "You'll get yours when they are asleep."

"Naptime?" the redhead suggested to the twins, who obviously knew that word because their lower lips began wobbling. "No, no, just kidding!" Red X hurriedly continued. Robin left the room just as two fifteen-month old babies started wailing at the top of their lungs.

"That was a neat escape," Slade told the Titan as he was half way down the hall.

"Hey, what about you?" Robin pointed out.

"Oh, I… had an errand to the kitchen as well…" the mercenary claimed.

"Sure you did, you brave, brave man…" the teen chuckled.

When they got back Red had, miraculously, gotten the kids in a better mood and they were playing with the building blocks again. Red was building and the terrors were knocking his creations down.

"Ah, no! It was going to be Titans Tower!" the thief complained when the pile was wrecked for the tenth time. "Are you related to Godzilla or what?"

"Aaa-aaa!" Regina stated.

"Was that a yes or a no?" Red wanted to know.

"OOMPA!" said Christopher.

"I see."

"Od-od BAM!" Regina added.

"I see. Bam. Yes bam can be fun. BAAAM!" Red said, and had the twins falling over with laughter.

"Bam! BAM!" they shrieked.

"BAM-BAM-BAM!" the thief repeated.

"It's nice to have Red here, after all…" Robin smiled.

"Yes. Someone on their level…" Slade nodded. "Hmmm… maybe we should… leave them for a while?"

"I heard that!" Red told them. "You're not sneaking off to fu-"

"Kids in the room!"

"To f-u-c-k without me."

"Just take one for the team," Slade told him.

"I'd love to. In bed," the redhead muttered.

"BED!" Christopher repeated.

"See? You have to be careful around these two," Robin pointed out. "There's no telling what words they might pick up."

Slade and Red X were suddenly looking at each other and smirking.

"No." Robin held up his hands. "No-no-no, whatever you are thinking; NO."

"Don't' worry, we won't teach them any dirty words," Slade chuckled.

Fifteen minutes later, Regina proudly pronounced;

"Ba-man dummy!"

"Yes! Batman is a dummy. Batman is a do-do head."

"Do-do!" Christopher grinned,

"Bright kids," Slade approved.

"Ade do-do!"

"Especially when they are improvising," Robin snickered.

Red, however, sniffed the air.

"I think one of them has done something nasty," he let the others know.

"Well, check and change them, then?" Robin, who was tidying up a bit, told him.

"No way in he- heaven…" the thief told him. "I'm not wiping the a- the bottom of the bat brats. Besides, I'll get puke all over them."

"You are so mature sometimes…" Slade snorted and took it upon himself to find out who the perpetrator was. It turned out it was Regina, and she was whisked off to a changing table. Slade then, quickly, regretting taking action.

"What the hell do they feed these kids? Mustard gas and napalm?"

"We have incoming!" Red told them and pointed to Christopher, who looked like he was really concentrating on something.

"Guess it's my turn, then, as you are such a coward," Robin sighed.

"Yeah… goading doesn't work on me, I don't have enough pride…" the thief let him know with a happy smile.

"Good for you," the hero muttered.

"I know, right?"

"One chemical weapon neutralized," Slade declared as Robin began working on his.

"Take her down to the kitchen then, will you?" the teen asked him. "It's time for their dinner."

"That I can help with!" Red said, shooting to his feet.

"Don't let him eat all their food!" Robin called after Slade, who left with a happily chatting Regina on his arm.

"Well, if you would stop talking and actually chew a bit, some of it might end up in your stomach!" Red X sighed half an hour later. He was sitting across the table from the twins, who were in their high chairs, and he tried feeding them. So far there were more food on the twins than in them, and also on the floor, table, Red's hair and, incredibly, on the ceiling.

"Another jar?" Robin asked tiredly.

"Blueberry?" Slade suggested, reading the labels.

"Are you crazy, we'll never get the stains out… pick something else… like apple."

"They don't like apple," Red told them, scooping some of it out of his eye. "Honestly, guys, let's just call for pizza, put it on the floor next to them and let nature take its course, okay?"

"Come on, how hard can it be?" Robin snorted and grabbed a spoon. "Here Gina! One spoon for Robin… See? See she ate… it…" he said and watched as the sweet little girl decided to spit it all out like she was competing at an chewing tobacco spitting contest. "I will tell this story to your prom date, just so you know…" the hero muttered vindictively.

Just as he was going to try again, the phone rang.

"How s it going? We still have two children, right?" Bruce wanted to know.

"Yeah, everything is just fine!" Robin told him, his voice a bit high.

"Let me guess, you are trying to feed them?"

"Do you have a tube or something somewhere you didn't tell us about?" the teen growled. "Because spoons? Useless!"

"Yes, well… we're still working on that," the man told him. "Just give them their formula before bed and they will be fine."

"Yeah… I think we need to give them a bath first…" Robin mumbled, looking at what was, more or less, his younger siblings.

"Good luck! I gotta go!" Bruce said and hung up suspiciously fast.

"Okay, people, listen up!" Robin barked. "We have a dangerous mission ahead of us. I can't promise that we're all going to make it. But it's bath time."

"Baaaaah!" Christopher agreed.

Selina hadn't told them where the baby bathtubs where, if there were any, so they solved the problem by having the kids bathe in one of the regular tubs, while making sure to hold on to them.

"They are like eels!" Red complained while hanging over the side of the tub.

"Gaaaah! I got soap in my eye!" Robin yelled out. "Slade, take over!"

After a ridiculous amount of time, the twins were dry and clean, while the rest of them were sopping wet and still covered in baby food.

"Okay, go shower, I'll watch them and then we'll switch," Robin sighed tiredly. "But if you have s-ex- I'll k-i-l-l you."

"Aw. Jealous?" Slade smirked.

"No, because it will take too long, and if these prunes dry in my hair, someone's going to pay," the teen growled.

With them all changed, clean and dry once more, they settled down to story time.

"And the ducky goes-" Slade read.

"I know! Quack!" Red X filled in to the twins enjoyment.

"They are supposed to answer," the mercenary sighed.

"Yeah, but I knew! I even raised my hand!" Red objected. "You're supposed to raise your hand," he explained to the kids, and then a lesson about hand waving ensued.

As it began to get dark, Robin noticed that the kids were beginning to blink sleepily, and sent Slade down to get their bottles ready. "I think it's time for Gina and Chris to have their sleepy time soon," he cooed at the babies. "Are you sleepy babies? Yes you are!"

"You know speaking in a baby voice is a turn-off, don't you?" Red let him know.

"I'd be worried if it wasn't…" Robin snorted.

Bed time was the one thing that went surprisingly smoothly. The toddlers got their bottles and were out like a light.

"Finally…" Robin sighed as he turned on one baby monitor and picked up the other one to carry with him. "I'm so beat…"

"Our turn to play," Slade purred in his ear, however, clearly having other ideas than just collapsing on the bed, like Robin had decided to do.

"Will you whine like the babies if I say no?" Robin muttered but was easily persuaded. He felt he deserved a little R&R after the day's challenge. Red joined them and Slade and the redhead all but dragged the hero out of the room. Robin chuckled as he let them, but then he noticed something.

"You're not going the right way, don't tell me you're lost?"

"Oh, we're not lost," Slade promised.

"Not at all," Red leered.

"But then why are you- oh, no!"

"Oh, yes! The bat and the cat is out of town, even the old butler has left the coop. We're doing it on Batman's bed."

"No, we're NOT! He'll know! He'll look for stains, trust me! And-" Robin began.

"Then you have to swallow like a good boy," Slade just told him, not even slowing down.

Bruce bedroom had changed slightly. It had more of a feminine touch now, not overly so, Robin assumed, but the bedspread he was thrown down on was definitely a lighter color than the old one.

"Guys, please don't-" he groaned as Slade picked the baby monitor out of his hand and put it on a nightstand, while Red X was busy keeping him down and kissing his neck.

"We'll make it worth your while," the redhead promised.

"That's not fair, you always do that," Robin chuckled.

"Well, show us some gratitude then," Slade suggested and began unbuckling the belt on Robin's jeans.

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours," the teen leered.

"Good. You don't have to hold him down anymore, we got him," Slade chuckled at Red.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm easy…" Robin muttered. "I still think this is a really bad ide-" the thief, who had been on his best behavior for this whole trip, decided it was time to steal something and started with a kiss. Soon he and Robin were rolling around on the bed while Slade slowly got undressed while he watched. He liked to leave the foreplay to them, because, frankly, he didn't need it. With his help they all managed to get undressed eventually and Robin felt more than a little spoiled when he laid between them and felt kisses on his chest and back at the same time.

"Hey, don't you want me to-?" he began to suggest, but Slade cut him off.

"We're guests in your family home, after all… so we're going to be very well behaved, as long as you're… hospitable.." the man told him and kissed his shoulder.

"M-hmm…" Red agreed and sucked in a nipple between his lips, licking and toying with it, driving Robin insane.

"I'm… very hospitable," the teen told them and grinded his ass back against Slade.

"Really now?" the man purred, and the teen felt something slick pressing against his opening. "Good… then I don't have to prepare you…"

The Titan groaned in pleasure as the man's cock slowly pressed into him. Red took hold of his leg, lifting it up, giving Slade better access, and also, it turned out, him.

"I'm not sure I'm that hospitable…" Robin gasped as the second cock prodded at his entrance.

"Sure you are…" Red grinned and pressed harder. Suddenly a cry echoed through the room and the hero tensed.

"Baby-"

"Yeah, baby, I know…" Red moaned.

"No, you idiot! Baby! One of them is awake!" the teen growled, and fought to get up. "Slade!"

"He or she is not really crying," the man pointed out, "it's probably a bad dream…"

"Yes, well, it will wake the other one," Robin pointed out. "So, seriously, if you can't come within the next three seconds, I need you to pull out!"

"So much pressure…" the man muttered and withdrew so Robin could get up.

"Where are my pants?" the hero complained, as he threw whatever he could find on, which turned out to be Red's jeans and Slade's t-shirt, before he went to calm the baby. Of course, once he got there, they were both sleeping calmly.

"Cock blockers…" Slade muttered from the door.

Robin sighed and followed him out of the room.

"Are you still in the mood?" he asked apologetically.

"I think I can be persuaded."

"Good," Robin grinned.

Red X was still on the bed when they came in. "Hey, I know kids can be disastrous for your sex life, but I never thought other's kids would be…" he complained.

"Damn, there's a lube stain on the bedspread!" Robin discovered.

"Well, if the damage is already done…?" Slade hinted.

"Okay…" Robin sighed and then leered at his lovers. "Let's make sure they have to burn it."

The End

A/N: The b-day girl/B-day gift giver had this prompt for me, besides the sequel thing: "PWP with SladinX. Selina and Bruce have a baby and Slade, Robin and Red X have to babysit but get distracted..." she also got to decide the number of babies, the genders and the names. There's not enough smex in it to really call it a PWP, but I got distracted by the babies! And then the babies somewhat spoiled the mood… it was hard to combine the two, so to speak.. *lol* but I tried, and it was fun to write kids, even if it was just a little bit…