A/N: Happy b-day HiDiNgFrOmYoU (December 16)

Today we have TWO b-day girls, so there will be two drabbles! (just so you don't miss that).

La-la-la! Sorry, I'm in a random mood, so I sang a bit there… this is a freestanding drabble with no particular warnings, so it's a light one (maybe I should warn for light, but… nah…).

If you are reading Black Sheep 4-ever, you know that I've been whining that I'm sick, and I am… I even almost missed to post these drabbles today! Argh! Unfortunately that means that my editing eye is very tired so I'm afraid there might be more errors than usual… hopefully not, but I wouldn't be surprised…

Squeeze

Robin opened his eyes and groaned as he picked himself up from what used to be a floor but which wasn't very flat anymore. The little light there was came from an emergency sign which , somehow, was still receiving electricity, or, perhaps, it had batteries that took over once the power was out. It didn't really matter, and he was too far away from it to find out, but his mind had jumped at a chance to analyze something that it could, possibly, understand, rather to try to work out where he was and what had happened.

"Hello? Anyone there? Anyone hurt?" he called out, straightening up only to bang his head on a steal beam. "Ah, fuck…"

"Robin said a dirty word!" a voice snickered in the dark, and then an almost glowing white skull bobbed briefly in mid air, before it revealed itself to be Red X. "Did you hear that Slade? Will they kick you off the hero-wagon now?"

"If they do, you're welcome on ours," came a darker voice from behind the thief.

"Are there any more people back there?" Robin, who wasn't one to mess around, asked.

"No, but that might have to do with your idea that we should go in alone…?" Red X pointed out.

"What? My idea?" Robin blinked. "What… what happened?"

"You don't remember?" Slade's question was so sharp it almost sounded worried.

"Of course I do, it's… just a bit fussy…" Robin muttered.

"Were you hit on the head? Red X, check if his pupils are evenly dilated," the villain's voice ordered.

"Nice try, but I won't take off my mask," Robin snorted, waving the other young man away. "Now, say I couldn't remember exactly what we are doing here…?"

"You were trying to make us into heroes. Guess what? Failed." Red X crossed his arms over his chest. Robin noticed some things now, like how the thief's cape was missing, that he was covered in dust and had a few bloody scrapes peeking through rips in his suit. Looking down on himself, he was in no better condition, but at least he wasn't hurt, apart for some bruises.

"Actually, he didn't fail, we found the series of bombs and disconnected them-"

"Wait! I remember! There was an smaller initial charge to set them off and-" Robin said, cutting Slade off.

"-and it was impossible to deactivate in time so-" Red X helped out.

"-we sent it up with an elevator, away from the main bombs," Robin filled in.

"Yes. Unfortunately the building structure couldn't handle it, it seems," Slade muttered from his hiding place in the shadows.

"Why didn't the other explosives go off, though- Oh… Raven! We had already sent them out with Raven, just before- I hope she's alright…" Robin said.

"Um, we're the ones stuck in a building that could collapse at any moment if we're unlucky, hell, part of it already has. So… yeah… hope a bit for us instead, would you?" Red X snorted.

"I'm just trying to remember why you are here…" the hero muttered.

"I'm here because I found the bomb, and Slade's here because you needed help defusing it… it would have taken out the whole city, after all."

"We were being concerned citizens, yes," the man chuckled.

Robin rubbed his forehead as more and more memories flooded in until he had a pretty clear picture of what had happened. There had been a message from a Gordanian space-ship declaring that the heroes had to return their stolen goods to them, or they would annihilate the city. The 'goods' in this case was, of course, Starfire, who had escaped from another ship years ago, which the other Titans had helped bring down, thus forming the team. So the answer to the slavers was a 'hell no' but that meant searching the whole city for a bomb they claimed that they had planted somewhere, and which was ticking down. The message had been broadcasted throughout the city, creating a panic as people tried to escape, which meant the roads were blocked. Robin had more or less ordered a city wide sweep, although the Titans were far too few to do the job alone. There hadn't been any time to bring in more heroes, so the team had turned to the villains. Surprisingly many of them had realized that they wouldn't get out of the city in time anyway, so they might as well help… although not after trying to persuade the heroes to give the alien over. Starfire herself had decided that, if the bomb wasn't found soon, she would give herself up, but Robin had pressed on, and, in the nick of time, Red X had called in his discovery. When Robin, who was closest, had arrived on site, the alien technology had him hesitating, however, and Cyborg was all the way across town. The teen had then turned to the one person who knew even more about technology than he and Cyborg did together; Slade. And here they were.

Robin whipped out his communicator, and tried it out.

"Robin to the Titans, come in!" There was just static at first, but then the faint voice of Raven answered.

"Are you all right?"

"Yes, can you get to us?"

"The Gordanias… launched… fighting back…" the empath's voice kept breaking up.

"Hold them back, we'll try to get out on our own!" Robin ordered.

"I played the most terrifying game of hide and seek today, I'm not fighting aliens too…" Red X muttered.

"Well, if we die here, you won't have to," Slade told him.

"So… stuck in a possible death trap or fighting monsters… hmmm…" the thief mumbled to himself, weighing his options. "Lovely. I should have stayed in bed today. There was a Friends marathon and everything…"

"All right, you heard them, we're on our own," Robin sighed and put his communicator back in his belt. "Maybe we can climb down the elevator shaft?"

"Wait, kid, just one thing… this truce we have going on… it's still on, right?" the thief wanted to know.

"If you don't attack me, I won't attack you," Robin nodded.

"Okay, good, just checking."

Robin snorted and then went on to search for the elevator, but he couldn't get that far, his route was completely blocked by debris, and, when he tried to move some, more fell down.

"Be careful, it's not that stable!" he shouted to Red X who was looking for another way out.

"No shit, Sherlock," the villain snorted as he had just gotten a bit of plaster bouncing off his head.

"Slade, can you find something?" Robin called into the shadows.

"Well… I can't exactly help," the man said dryly.

"What do you mean?" Robin scoffed. "Just stop hiding and come help already!"

"I said 'can't' not 'won't'," the man pointed out. "I seem to be… stuck."

"What? I asked you if you were hurt!" Robin said and hurried over. It was much darker here, the light from the emergency sign not reaching this far, so he found some use for the flashlight in his belt. The beam picked up Slade, on the floor, with a big metal building beam across his legs.

"Oh, damn, that's gotta hurt," Red X said as he came up to see what was going on.

"You said you weren't hurt!" Robin repeated, for now just staring.

"I'm not. I'm just pinned. The beam is resting on rubble on either side, it's just lightly crushing my legs," the man answered dryly.

"Hmmm… pinned, huh?" Red X said slowly.

"We'll help," Robin told him and took a closer look at the place where one end of the beam disappeared into the rubble.

"Wait-wait-wait… Listen!" the thief said. "Slade is pinned, right? He can't move, right?"

"I'm not sure I like where this is going," Robin muttered.

"Agreed," Slade nodded.

"Oh, lighten up," Red X chuckled and jumped up on the beam, walking down it cockily until he stood over the older villain. "I'm just saying, let's enjoy the moment! Big bad here is always so cocky, so why don't we- hup!" One of the man's hands had just closed around the thief's ankle.

"Because his arms aren't pinned down?" Robin smirked, but then rushed forward as the man easily pulled the young thief down and then grabbed his throat. Robin threw himself into the pile, trying to separate the two.

"Let go, Slade! You proved your point-mmmpfff!" the black-clad teen had, in his struggles, ended up pushing the hero down, and then, as one, they all froze, as they realized what exactly Robin's face was pushed down against.

"Mfff!"

"I think he wants to get up," Red X gasped.

"Then let him," Slade growled.

"Can't move! Let me go!"

"MMMFFFF!"

"Yeah, he's definitely pissed…" the thief stated. "I'd be too if my face was pushed into your groin… well… maybe not as pissed as Robin, but… you know…"

"MMMPPFFF! Mfff!"

"Yeah, I know kid, but Slade obviously likes you there, because he won't let go of my throat," Red X told the hero.

"Fine," the older villain said and put his plans for revenge on the shelf for now.

As soon as Red X got free, he got off Robin, who, red in the face, could breathe again.

"Sooo… awkward?" the thief asked.

"Don't… even… start…" the Titan gasped.

"It's not my fault Slade doesn't have a sense of humor!" Red X objected. "Besides, I was just going to molest him a bit… he would have liked it."

"You… were… what?" Robin blinked.

"Well… what you did, but without pants."

"I hardly think this is the time and place," Slade said, but Robin could hear that he was amused.

"You think this is funny?" the teen gaped.

"What can I say, I'm a man," the villain shrugged, "but I would like to get out from under this before any molesting ensues."

"I don't think I want to help you anymore," Robin muttered.

"Aw… homophobic much, kid?" Red X asked.

"No, not at all!"

"How much 'not at all' because I can think up a few ways for you to prove it."

"I have nothing to prove to you, Red X," the teen snorted, "Now, unless we want to stay here forever, help me try to lift this."

All three of them tried, but the beam wouldn't move at all.

"Okay, we need some leverage…" Robin said and looked up. Another beam was sticking out of the ceiling above them, so he took out his grapple hook and aimed it.

"Don't! You don't know it that beam is loose, you might pull the whole ceiling down on us," Slade barked.

"Oh… right… I need to get up there…" Robin said and wondered how.

"Here," Red said and stood on the beam again, making a stirrup out of his hands. "Get on… and yeah, I meant that as an innuendo."

"Great. The thief is flirting with me now," Robin snorted.

"I flirt with everybody! Ask Raven and Starfire."

"I know about that, trust me."

"Jealous?"

"I should have let Slade strangle you," the teen muttered and stepped up in Red's hands, placing one knee on his shoulder for support.

"I will remind you of that next time," the man told him.

"You know you're at the perfect height for me to mouth your cock through your tights right?" the thief pointed out, making Robin lose his balance. The teen yelled out and was just able to grab the beam above him, which, thankfully, held, as he wound his legs around the thief's neck.

"Well, that's another way to strangle him," Slade approved.

"...Like… this… better…" Red X answered, although the words were barely audible.

Robin was very much aware that he had made the situation much worse, but he wasn't going to go through this again, so he tried to focus on getting the job done.

"Yeah… squeeze me, baby…" the thief chuckled.

"Stop… talking! Distracting!" Robin groaned. Every time the damn delinquent moved his lips, he could feel it, as the thief's skull mask had been pushed up a bit, leaving just the black material of the hood and Robin's tights between them.

"Nom-nom-nom-nom!" the black clad jerk answered.

"I… hate… you… so.. much…" Robin whined as he tried getting the line from the jump cord around the beam. Once he finally succeeded, he quickly disentangled himself from his enemy and kicked him away, before letting himself fall to the ground, landing lightly on his feet.

"Ouch! Robin liked to play rough," Red X complained as he picked himself up.

"Don't I know it," Slade nodded.

"You too?" the teen complained, looking at the man. "Stop it, or I will sexually harass you, just for the hell of it!"

"Pfft, you can't do that, you're a hero…." Rex X claimed and Robin could tell that the thief was smirking.

"Tell you what… if you take off your mask, I'll grope him," Robin smirked back.

"You are aware that he's goading you, aren't you?" Slade asked the hero.

"Of course. What's the matter, Slade? Worried?" Robin asked sweetly. He knew it was ridiculous, but he was safe. There was no way Red X would ever remove his-

"Ta-da!"

Robin gaped as he was suddenly staring at a young man in his late teens or early twenties, with short, messy copper-dyed hair and green glittering eyes.

"I… I…" the hero mumbled.

"There, I did it… so grope him."

"I can't do that!" the here spluttered.

"I'm very understanding when it comes to fulfilling debts…" Slade told him, and Robin was rather sure that the man was smirking as well.

"Fine." The teen refused to be turned into a stuttering cowardly fool by Red X, especially as he wasn't one. Besides, he didn't want the thief to find certain things out. "You better enjoy this, Slade…" he growled before kneeling down and, quickly, but not too quickly, caressed the man's groin.

"What would Red X have to take off for you doing that with your mouth?" the older villain asked.

"Your head," Robin muttered, and got to his feet. "Are we done fooling around? Let's see if we can lift the beam now," he said and fastened one end of the rope around the beam, leaving the other end for them to pull on.

"It won't take much," Slade said, also back in business mode, "I just need a fraction of an inch to pull myself free."

"Hopefully," the Titan said, and then they all grabbed on to the rope, bracing themselves and, on the count of three, pulled for all they were worth. There was a rustling sound and a creaking, but Robin wouldn't give the order to stop just yet, and then Slade, while still hanging on to the rope, adding as much strength as he could in that position, began moving back, little by little.

"Hurry!" Red X groaned, and then, just as Robin felt his hold slipping, the villain was free.

They let go, Slade picked himself up, and then there was a bit of an awkward moment.

"So… that's that…" the thief shrugged. "What do we do now? Circle jerk?"

"Is sex the only thing you can think of?" Robin snorted.

"Well, nothing worth stealing down here," the other young man smirked.

The Titan decided to ignore him for a moment.

"Slade, are your legs alright? Do you have feeling in your feet?"

"Yes, I'm perfectly fine," the man claimed.

"I don't see how you can be after your legs were half squashed for so long, but fine, suit yourself," Robin said.

"Aw, the kid wanted to play doctors!" Red chuckled. "Although I think he wanted to be the nurse…"

"Really, Red, give it a rest," Robin sighed.

"I agree," Slade nodded.

"You do?" the hero blinked.

"Yes. You're too young to have the best fuck of your life already… you need something to look forward to."

"Oh, that was a good one!" the redhead snickered.

"Why do you keep indulging him?!" Robin cried out. "That's it… I'm going to tell him."

"It will be out on the street in no time." Slade warned him.

"I don't care. We've seen his face, so we have that to hold over his head," Robin snorted.

"Wait… wait… I don't like this 'we' stuff…" Red X said and pointed between Slade and Robin. "It's the villains against the hero, those are the rules!"

"Not when the hero is fucking the villain," Robin smirked.

"What… you're… noooo?! Really?" the thief stuttered. After staring at the two for a bit, a grin suddenly bloomed on his face. "Prove it."

"Huh?" Robin blinked.

"You didn't know he would ask us to?" Slade snorted. "Really, Robin, you are too blue-eyed sometimes…"

"Now kiss!" the redhead said excitedly, all but jumping up and down on the spot.

"If we do will you shut up?" Robin groaned.

"Probably not, but do it anyway?" the other young man answered honestly.

The teen hero sighed, but shuffled up to Slade and raised his mask just enough, before giving him a quick kiss.

"Hey, that was just a peck, that's not convincing!" the thief objected.

"How about this?" Slade chuckled and pulled the Titan close. This time the kiss wasn't over in a second. Slade's mask fell to the floor, but no one minded at all. Robin's arms were tightly wound around the man's neck, one hand in his hair, grasping tightly like he needed to hold on for dear life. Breaths quickened as the kiss deepened, and when the man's hands cupped and squeezed the teen's ass, a needy moan was heard from both Robin and, surprisingly, Red X.

"That's hot…" the redhead almost panted as he came closer. He reached out to feel the Titan's ass for himself, when his arm was suddenly caught in a death grip.

"Mine," Slade growled. "Don't you dare touch."

"But-" Red X gaped.

"And Slade's mine. You're in trouble for just looking at him," Robin added with a teasing leer.

"Did you really expect that we'll share?" the man snorted. "You're lucky you get to watch."

"But…" Red X repeated, and then swallowed. "Umm… okay, so…. how much do I get to watch then?"

"Depends on how generous we are," Slade smirked and kissed Robin, who was about to say something, again. Hand went under clothes, caressing, tweaking, but, to Red X's great frustrations, no clothes came off and not much skin was shown. With a grin the two lovers separated just slightly, Robin sitting on top of a pile of rubble with his legs around Slade's waist.

"I think he's seen enough…" the teen chuckled. "The poor guy looks ready to blow."

"Would you like to see him blow?" Slade half whispered, still loud enough for the thief to hear. "Should we make him cum for us?"

"What? You can't make me-" Red began but swallowed at the smirk of the man's face.

"You're alone here, Red… do you really think there's anything the two us can't make you do?"

Robin's eyes shifted towards Slade under his mask, but he kept his grin in place. He knew the man was only teasing, and, quite frankly, Red had it coming.

"Maybe we can play with him… a little?" Robin said.

"Would you like to? Yes… maybe he could service us on his knees, like the low life thief he is… or would you'd like to fuck him, Robin? I might allow that… it might be nice to watch. Or you could watch me, ramming into him, of course… just to see if he screams…"

"I…. I…." Red X stuttered.

At that moment the communicator crackled into life.

"Robin? Raven calling… managed…rid off… I'll search…teleport you out of there…"

"Copy that, Rae… well… sort of," the hero said. "See you in a moment." He then, as he disentangled himself from Slade, looked across the room at a nervous looking thief who struggled to get his mask back on.

"Show's over," Robin smirked.

"Remember that we know who you are… if I hear as much as whisper about this…" Slade said, without actually ending the threat. He had picked his mask on and put it back as well, making both his voice and his appearance more sinister.

"Um… yeah… I… won't tell…" Red X stuttered, and then Raven floated through a wall.

The empath, who was quite tired after the battle, couldn't take them all out at once, and, on Robin's orders, she took Red X out first.

"He's not that cocky anymore, is he?" the teen grinned as they were left alone.

"He liked what he saw, though," Slade chuckled.

"That he did."

"Well… if he ever recovers from his shock…?" it was a suggestion, and Robin considered it before nodding with something close to a snicker.

"Yes… maybe we should play with him a bit…"

The End

No real smex and no real threesome… damn! *lol* I just couldn't go from "three enemies suddenly trapped together" to them all having sex, not in this story anyway… still.. slightly evil Robin… although Red had it coming… If you're surprised that Red took off his mask, you should be… you should be all "wtf? It's not worth giving up your identity over something like that!"… because it's not… I just wanted to make him a person who really didn't think about consequences too much, so yeah… a bit random.. ;) There were clues to Robin's and Slade's relationship, though… and they (at least Robin) would have been a great bit more hostile if there wasn't something going on, I think… ;)

The prompt for this was a SladinX with all three trapped together somehow, and, well… I guess this is pre-sladinx, but still… ;)