Don't mess with Artemis (Artemis writes a letter to Zeus)
This is a letter from Artemis to Zeus which a friend and I made when we got bored, I hope you'll like it, please review!
Not-So-Dear Zeus,
Here I am, writing you this letter because I want you to know: I ain't no friggin' lesbian for Bert 'nd Ernie's sake!
Dude, let me tell you this, you pretty much suck, okay? with your wacko-jacko thunder sticks, I mean come on, thunder is sooo yesterday…
You think you own everything, you-you-you 'hey-look-at-me-I'm-the-thunder-guy-and-if-you-don't-worship-me-you're-fried'-dude, but you don't so, this is what I want to say: I AIN'T NO LESBIAN, AND DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET ME DRUNK AND DO ME, OKAY?
You know, I even bet your the one who's gay, HA, I can see straight through your act, Zeusy! You're pretending you like gals, you're making out with all the nymphs, you married Hera, but you're doing Hermes in the meanwhile! You're calling me gay, which I'm not, but you are one yourself, LOL! Oh yeah, right back at ya, calling me gay, who the hell do you think you are! You aren't God Almighty, you're just the Gay Thunder Dude, who likes sticking thunder-sticks in his...'behind' if he thinks no one's watching! And your hiding behind other people saying they're the non-hetero ones, Lame-O!
So here's my advice: get your stick out of Hermes' ass, get your but over here and apologize or I'll send all the gods some pictures of you and Hermes, HA!
Ooh, yes, my dear Zeus, revenge is sweet, even sweeter than those candy's those mortals eat, you should try one of them some day, they're quite delicious. Except the chocolate, they make my face all spotty, but anyway: Admit YOU'RE the one whose gay, or apologize. How do you think Hera will respond if she 'accidentally' finds a picture? Like she's going out to gossip with Aphrodite in the ladies room one day, and POOF, there's something lying on the floor. Aah a picture, Oh My, it's you...Ooh and there's Hermes too! And, what are they doing? Oh my Goddess! Wouldn't that be a problem, erh?
I'm a virgin and a huntress, but I ain't no frigid lesbian librarian! So mind your steps. One of these days you may find an arrow in your ass in stead of a thunder stick, or Hermes...
Yours-not-so-truly,
Artemis
P.S. I'm not a lesbian,just because Apollo is bi-sexual, doesn't make me lesbian! I like boys, I LIKE boys,I like boys, I like boys! I may not want to makeout with them, but I still like them,I DO like boys! Pfiew, what a relief!