authors note: i don't own anything napoleon dynamite, i am not in contact with or in any other way related to anything napoleon dynamite or related other than loving the film. i do not own anything related to this story at all.
another note: if anyone would care for me to write a whole little series or something, please let me know
Kumquats
by the evil little olive
Napoleon watched his brother peel away at the kumquat's sweet orange peeling with his teeth, until the only peeling left was covered by his pimp hand, or more the index finger and thumb of his pimp hand. He then popped the kumquat into his mouth, chewed, swallowed, and dumbly announced, "I want a lemon."
Napoleon blinked, stared at Kip for a brief moment, then, just as dumbly, said, "So go get a friggin' lemon, gosh!"