Chapter 2: The Favour
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Harry Potter.Characters, spells etc.. So don't sue!!!
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In the Griffindor common, Harry, Ron and Hermione were discussing how to use the favour Draco owed Hermione.
"I know! Let's make him bounce around the Great Hall singing 'I'm a lovely ferret boy...lalalalalalala!'" Ron suggested excitedly.
Hermione giggled. "Funny, but not embarrassing enough! How about we make him wear a series of frilly, girly dresses all week and make him wear 'I love Mudbloods' quidditch robes!" Hermione replied.
"Let's make him confess his undying love for Filch!" Harry piped up.
The trio laughed.
"What's so funny?" A voice asked.
Hermione looked up. "Oh. it's just you Ginny. We're discussing how to use the favour Malfoy owes me, wanna help?" Hermione explained.
"Yeah, sure! This'll be real good in the end! How about we make Malfoy do all of our homework for a month?" Ginny smiled.
"No way! And risk my 'Outstanding' average?" Hermione retorted.
Hermione glared at Ron, who had just muttered, "always the marks."
"Alright.not the homework. I know! How about making him wear pink clothes and embarrassing outfits all year round?" Ginny suggested.
"That'll be funny! How about making him try and turn on all the male teachers and act gay for a week then make him try to turn on all the female teachers!" Hermione replied.
Harry and Ron suddenly stood up and acted out Snape and Draco:
"Hello Professor Snape sir. You look real sexy today. I think I'm going errect." Ron swooned, batting his eyelashes and acting girly.
Harry put on a look of horror, that also showed the hint of a smile and replied furiously, "Excuse me, Mr. Malfoy?! Are you feeling all right? Did someone spike your pumpkin juice?"
"No, not at all Sexerus Snape, sir. I want you so bad. I always have." Ron purred, acting out running his hands along Harry's thigh.
Harry and Ron looked at Hermione and Ginny, and the quartet burst into loud laughter.
"That.would.be.really..funny!" Ginny said between laughs.
"A lot of this stuff is really great! I know! I'm going to go see Professor McGonagall for a sec. I want to find out something!" Hermione said suddenly, rushing to Professor McGonagall's office.
***
Draco looked like he was concentrating really hard on his book, but he was really thinking of the favour that he owed Hermione. He gulped at this thought. She had so much power to humiliate him and he couldn't stop her.
He slammed a fist down on the table causing several nearby people to stare. "DAMN THAT GODDAMN MUDBLOOD!" He screamed.
This caused everyone within hearing range to stare at Draco. He gave one last irritated "Arghh!" and stormed out of the library moodily.
As he was walking towards the dungeons, an annoying, high-pitched voice cooed into his ears. "Hey Drakie, wus' the matter?" Pansy Parkinson purred, making Draco's mood worse.
"What the hell do you want Parkinson?" Draco demanded, glaring coldly at the pug-faced girl who was trying to get all over him.
"I want you Draco baby. I want to fuck you." Pansy purred, wrapping her arms around a disgusted Draco.
"Get off me you slut! Go fuck yourself!" Draco yelled.
"Whatever makes you happy Drakie." Pansy replied.
Draco nearly fell down in disgust as Pansy started to play with herself.
Draco nearly puked and groaned, "I guess I am staying in the library after all."
***
Meanwhile, Hermione returned from Professor McGonagall's office with a malicious smirk that didn't quite suit her, on her face. Ron, Harry and Ginny all looked up with anticipation. "Well? Are you going to tell us what you asked or not?" Ron stated impatiently.
"I asked Professor McGonagall if I could make a list of 'dares' for Malfoy to do. She said yes! I'm allowed up to ten dares! Isn't that great?" Hermione squealed.
The group started rubbing their hands together evilly, very Slytherin-like, and started compiling a list. After about half an hour, they finished a list that read:
Hermione's Favour: ten dares
Malfoy must act gay for a week and come on to all male teachers ( must be convincing enough or another week is added until Hermione is satisfied)
The following week, Malfoy must come on to all female teachers( must be convincing enough or another week is added until Hermione is satisfied)
For a week, Malfoy must dress in anything Hermione wants him to, whether it be cross-dressing, muggle clothes, or very revealing clothes.ANYTHING
For a month, Malfoy must sing 'I'm a lovely ferret, lalalalalala.I'm a bouncing ferret lalalalala.' everyday at breakfast while bouncing around the room (must be filled with enthusiasm or another month is added)
Malfoy must go on three dates (Hermione chooses and supervises) in muggle places wearing muggle clothing (Hermione does hair, face, clothes etc.)
Malfoy must act like Harry's personal house elf for a day. The following day, he's Ron's house-elf, then Hermione's, then Ginny's
Malfoy must macarena the entire day, except at mealtimes, washroom breaks (there will be a spell only allowing Malfoy to go to the washroom when he has to go), during a test or when a teacher is watching.
For a week, Malfoy must eat food charmed to taste like nasty things (ex. Shoe leather, dung etc.)
Malfoy must only answer to Ferret-boy, Big DM dog or Drakie-poo for a month (Malfoy will be charmed so he doesn't answer to anything but that, even when away from the watchful eyes of Harry, Ron and Hermione).
Malfoy must first listen to all of Hermione's music, memorize 50 songs, then listen to them in class (through a magical music box) and sing them loudly in classes, at meals, in the washrooms and when doing nothing interesting. (during homework however, Malfoy may stop singing or he'll never get anything done.) This dare lasts for a week and how long it takes Malfoy to memorize the songs.
Soon, the dream team (and Ginny) would get their revenge on Malfoy.
"I can't wait to see Malfoy's face when he sees this list!" Ginny squealed.
"Neither can I." Hermione admitted, "but does he deserve all this? I mean, it seems a bit extreme."
"Hermione!" Ron exclaimed furiously, "of course he deserves this! After all he's put us through for the last five years? I personally can't wait. Hang on a sec, I have to go borrow Colin Creevey's camera."
"A Kodak moment." Harry added on, watching Ron dash into the boys dormitory.
"Kodak?" Ginny questioned, confused.
"It's a brand of cameras." Hermione explained.
Ron came back, out of breath, yet smiling with a familiar looking camera in his hands.
"Well. let's go see Malfoy's reaction!" Hermione stated, turning on her heel and marching out of the portrait hole, followed by Harry, Ron and Ginny.
A/N: Please, please, please review! I won't start writing chapter 3 until I get enough reviews! And review chapter 1 if you didn't already! Anyway, hope you like this story so far. The fun's about to begin soon when Draco reads over the list and starts doing what's on the list! ^-^ Poor Draco. ^- ^;;;
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Harry Potter.Characters, spells etc.. So don't sue!!!
A/N: .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
In the Griffindor common, Harry, Ron and Hermione were discussing how to use the favour Draco owed Hermione.
"I know! Let's make him bounce around the Great Hall singing 'I'm a lovely ferret boy...lalalalalalala!'" Ron suggested excitedly.
Hermione giggled. "Funny, but not embarrassing enough! How about we make him wear a series of frilly, girly dresses all week and make him wear 'I love Mudbloods' quidditch robes!" Hermione replied.
"Let's make him confess his undying love for Filch!" Harry piped up.
The trio laughed.
"What's so funny?" A voice asked.
Hermione looked up. "Oh. it's just you Ginny. We're discussing how to use the favour Malfoy owes me, wanna help?" Hermione explained.
"Yeah, sure! This'll be real good in the end! How about we make Malfoy do all of our homework for a month?" Ginny smiled.
"No way! And risk my 'Outstanding' average?" Hermione retorted.
Hermione glared at Ron, who had just muttered, "always the marks."
"Alright.not the homework. I know! How about making him wear pink clothes and embarrassing outfits all year round?" Ginny suggested.
"That'll be funny! How about making him try and turn on all the male teachers and act gay for a week then make him try to turn on all the female teachers!" Hermione replied.
Harry and Ron suddenly stood up and acted out Snape and Draco:
"Hello Professor Snape sir. You look real sexy today. I think I'm going errect." Ron swooned, batting his eyelashes and acting girly.
Harry put on a look of horror, that also showed the hint of a smile and replied furiously, "Excuse me, Mr. Malfoy?! Are you feeling all right? Did someone spike your pumpkin juice?"
"No, not at all Sexerus Snape, sir. I want you so bad. I always have." Ron purred, acting out running his hands along Harry's thigh.
Harry and Ron looked at Hermione and Ginny, and the quartet burst into loud laughter.
"That.would.be.really..funny!" Ginny said between laughs.
"A lot of this stuff is really great! I know! I'm going to go see Professor McGonagall for a sec. I want to find out something!" Hermione said suddenly, rushing to Professor McGonagall's office.
***
Draco looked like he was concentrating really hard on his book, but he was really thinking of the favour that he owed Hermione. He gulped at this thought. She had so much power to humiliate him and he couldn't stop her.
He slammed a fist down on the table causing several nearby people to stare. "DAMN THAT GODDAMN MUDBLOOD!" He screamed.
This caused everyone within hearing range to stare at Draco. He gave one last irritated "Arghh!" and stormed out of the library moodily.
As he was walking towards the dungeons, an annoying, high-pitched voice cooed into his ears. "Hey Drakie, wus' the matter?" Pansy Parkinson purred, making Draco's mood worse.
"What the hell do you want Parkinson?" Draco demanded, glaring coldly at the pug-faced girl who was trying to get all over him.
"I want you Draco baby. I want to fuck you." Pansy purred, wrapping her arms around a disgusted Draco.
"Get off me you slut! Go fuck yourself!" Draco yelled.
"Whatever makes you happy Drakie." Pansy replied.
Draco nearly fell down in disgust as Pansy started to play with herself.
Draco nearly puked and groaned, "I guess I am staying in the library after all."
***
Meanwhile, Hermione returned from Professor McGonagall's office with a malicious smirk that didn't quite suit her, on her face. Ron, Harry and Ginny all looked up with anticipation. "Well? Are you going to tell us what you asked or not?" Ron stated impatiently.
"I asked Professor McGonagall if I could make a list of 'dares' for Malfoy to do. She said yes! I'm allowed up to ten dares! Isn't that great?" Hermione squealed.
The group started rubbing their hands together evilly, very Slytherin-like, and started compiling a list. After about half an hour, they finished a list that read:
Hermione's Favour: ten dares
Malfoy must act gay for a week and come on to all male teachers ( must be convincing enough or another week is added until Hermione is satisfied)
The following week, Malfoy must come on to all female teachers( must be convincing enough or another week is added until Hermione is satisfied)
For a week, Malfoy must dress in anything Hermione wants him to, whether it be cross-dressing, muggle clothes, or very revealing clothes.ANYTHING
For a month, Malfoy must sing 'I'm a lovely ferret, lalalalalala.I'm a bouncing ferret lalalalala.' everyday at breakfast while bouncing around the room (must be filled with enthusiasm or another month is added)
Malfoy must go on three dates (Hermione chooses and supervises) in muggle places wearing muggle clothing (Hermione does hair, face, clothes etc.)
Malfoy must act like Harry's personal house elf for a day. The following day, he's Ron's house-elf, then Hermione's, then Ginny's
Malfoy must macarena the entire day, except at mealtimes, washroom breaks (there will be a spell only allowing Malfoy to go to the washroom when he has to go), during a test or when a teacher is watching.
For a week, Malfoy must eat food charmed to taste like nasty things (ex. Shoe leather, dung etc.)
Malfoy must only answer to Ferret-boy, Big DM dog or Drakie-poo for a month (Malfoy will be charmed so he doesn't answer to anything but that, even when away from the watchful eyes of Harry, Ron and Hermione).
Malfoy must first listen to all of Hermione's music, memorize 50 songs, then listen to them in class (through a magical music box) and sing them loudly in classes, at meals, in the washrooms and when doing nothing interesting. (during homework however, Malfoy may stop singing or he'll never get anything done.) This dare lasts for a week and how long it takes Malfoy to memorize the songs.
Soon, the dream team (and Ginny) would get their revenge on Malfoy.
"I can't wait to see Malfoy's face when he sees this list!" Ginny squealed.
"Neither can I." Hermione admitted, "but does he deserve all this? I mean, it seems a bit extreme."
"Hermione!" Ron exclaimed furiously, "of course he deserves this! After all he's put us through for the last five years? I personally can't wait. Hang on a sec, I have to go borrow Colin Creevey's camera."
"A Kodak moment." Harry added on, watching Ron dash into the boys dormitory.
"Kodak?" Ginny questioned, confused.
"It's a brand of cameras." Hermione explained.
Ron came back, out of breath, yet smiling with a familiar looking camera in his hands.
"Well. let's go see Malfoy's reaction!" Hermione stated, turning on her heel and marching out of the portrait hole, followed by Harry, Ron and Ginny.
A/N: Please, please, please review! I won't start writing chapter 3 until I get enough reviews! And review chapter 1 if you didn't already! Anyway, hope you like this story so far. The fun's about to begin soon when Draco reads over the list and starts doing what's on the list! ^-^ Poor Draco. ^- ^;;;