Chapter 3: HIGH!!! -^_^-
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of J.K Rowlings genius characters, spells etc. I'm just using the characters to write about! I do however own all lame spells and characters I decide to make up to help the plot along.
A/N: I would like to thank these people for their great reviews:
DarknesswithinonesHeart: Well.here's Draco's response below! Enjoy!
Emmawatsonfan: Yup! I certainly got enough reviews! I expected to get about 5, but I got like 13! And by all means keep adding reviews to it! I love reviews!!! Oh yea, I'm sort of feeling high right now.
DracoMalfoyFan: Why thank you! ^-^
DBZgal: Of course I'm continuing if I keep getting all this nice encouragement! I love your Trunks and Goten meet harry Potter story!! LOL!!
LiNe2: I am keepin it up! Here's chapter 3! Enjoy!
Anna: Thanks!
Girl: Chapter 2 actually, but here's chapter 3!
Painterchica: Yeah, I know. I just don'to like Pansy too much so I decided to make her a complete slut (much like millions of other Draco/Hermiones).Yeah! I can't wait to start writing Draco doing the stunts! That'll be fun! I know I've seen lots of Hermione the slave stories, so I decided to make Draco owe her something instead! Though, Professor McGonagall giving such unfair punishment is definitely OOC!
Jocelyn: Thanks! I appreciate your review ^-^ Enjoy!
t baby: Of course I'm continuing!!! Hehe! Just lure your thestral with raw meat! Or Grawps blood! ~shudders~ I hate bloody stuff! It completely freaks me out! But thestrals are WAY cool!
Good Charlotte: Thanks! I didn'to think people would find it so funny! Oh and sorry in advance if lots of the characters are OOC! Yea, I know Professor McGonagall is usually very fair, but I made her a little OOC to help the story along. as for the insanity that's about to start in this chapter. blame it on my being a high writer! I know Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Snape, Dumbledore are really OOC this chapter so flame if you want! ^-^;;;
This week I l: Sorry! I probably will make Draco do most of the stuff because I want him so pissed from humiliation that he'll seek revenge!! Mwahahahahaha! Yes, don't mind my psychotic behavior!
Mayday20: Well. here's chapter 3! Enjoy! ^-^
Meg: Maybe.but I doubt that Hermione would want to since it's her favour.but that has possibilities.I think I can probably do something like that! Well, here's chapter 3!
Lynn: Enjoy chapter 3! I updated!
Moon Assassin 13: Thanks for the review! Here's chapter 3!
FictionFan: If you really need it. here's another chapter! Enjoy cos I can't update til at least next Tuesday because I have to go to my Dad's place!
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Draco dreaded what Hermione would ask him to do. He could picture himself doing many odd, embarrassing things. befriending the poor pathetic keeper, Weasley, hanging with scarface Potter.studying with mudblood Granger.but he was wrong. What he'd have to go through would be worse.much worse.
Draco found himself facing an open book on muggle literature and dropped the book (which was upside-down as well) on the ground in disgust. He noticed the annoying Trio and the Weasley sister approaching and quickly re- grabbed the book and tried to walk out with the book covering his face. Everyone glanced at Draco (except Hermione) and didn't look twice. Malfoy wouldn't read a book on muggle literature.
"Harry. I don't see Malfoy anywhere!" Ginny stated.
Hermione glanced around. A muggle literature book, held by someone reading very close to the page caught her eye. "I'd love to read that book sometime." Hermione muttered, turning to Harry, Ron and Ginny, "Hang on a sec guys, I'm going to go ask that person if I can borrow that book after they're done with it. I love muggle literature!"
Ron, Ginny and Harry sweatdropped. "Don't we already have enough books to read?" Ron said to himself.
Hermione frowned. "Nonsense. You can never over-read." Hermione replied, rushing towards Draco.
"Hi. Um, when do you think you'll be done that book? May I borrow it after you're done please?" Hermione asked politely.
"Take it Mudblood." Draco spat, thinking that Hermione had figured out that it was him trying to casually walk out of the library.
"Malfoy!?" Hermione asked in shock, "you read muggle literature?!"
"No. Of course I don't. I was merely trying to escape from you and those three before I was subjected to your annoying personality. And I was staying clear of Parkinson." Draco added as an afterthought to himself.
"But isn't she like your girlfriend?" Hermione asked, puzzled.
"No! What the hell am I doing even speaking to you?! I'm leaving!" Draco fumed, turning to leave.
Hermione grabbed Draco's arm and stopped him. "Wait! I'm done thinking of the favour!" Hermione informed.
"What is it?" Draco asked suspiciously as a quick flash of fear was seen in his eyes before returning to its normal cold mask.
"Well, I asked Professor McGonagall if I was allowed to make a list of 'stunts', well 'dares' to pull and the maximum number I was allowed, so she said I could and I was allowed up to ten. This is the list you have to complete." Hermione explained, handing Draco the list.
Draco snatched the list from Hermione and began reading. Harry and Ron, who each had cameras in their hands started snapping pictures as Draco's face started a play of expressions.surprise, disgust, nausea, rage, disgust again, embarrassment, humiliation, sick, disgusted, loathing, confused, angry, humiliation, disgust again, humiliation, horror, sick, loathing, disgust and finally furious.
"I'm not doing it. And Potter, Weasley.STOP TAKING GODDAMN PICTURES OF MY FACE YOU FAGGOTS!" Draco shouted, reminding Hermione of a howler.
"You are too doing it!" Hermione retorted loudly.
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
Both Draco and Hermione seemed to notice that Madam Pince was yelling for them to be quiet. Harry, Ron and Ginny were all sweatdropping.
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM N-" Draco was cut off by the harsh voice of Professor McGonagall, "WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE, MISS GRANGER, MR. MALFOY? I COULD HEAR YOU FROM THE END OF THE CORRIDOR!"
Draco shut up as Hermione launched into explanation.
"Professor, please. I was telling Malfoy the favour that he had to owe me and he kept disagreeing." Hermione explained.
Professor McGonagall turned to Draco and stated, "you will do the favour without complaints."
"But, I." Draco started.
"No buts Malfoy." Professor McGonagall cut off harshly, walking away.
Hermione noticed that Draco looked so angry that steam coming out of his ears wouldn't look out of place. "You can start acting gay tomorrow (Sunday). Good luck!" Hermione smiled sweetly.
With that, Hermione ushered Ron, Ginny and Harry away from Malfoy, realizing that he was in an extremely dangerous mood.
"Here! Take your damn book!" Draco shouted, chucking the muggle literature book at Hermione's head.
Hermione gasped and ducked out of the way just in time, unlike Pansy Parkinson. Pansy who had come to find Draco got hit in the eye and was knocked off her feet. Hermione was surprised to see that Draco's mood improved drastically as Pansy fell. He started laughing, feeling absolutely no guilt toward the slut although he had felt twinges of guilt whenever he hurt Hermione's feelings. Hermione smirked at Pansy quickly. Draco's mood changed again though as he spotted Harry, Hermione, Ron and the tag-along- Weasley sister. He threw one more contemptuous look at Hermione before stalking off.
"Funny. I thought he'd try to curse us." Hermione stated, figuring out the solution seconds later: Professor Flitwick had just entered accompanied by Professor Sprout.
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Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione were skipping down the hall singing "Can't wait for tomorrow. lalalalala! Malfoy's favour starts.lalalalala! Hello Professor Snape.lalalalala! Oh, your docking points.lalalalala! Twenty from Griffindor.lalalalala! I guess that's okay.lalalalala! Today's a happy day.lalalalala! Can't wait for tomorrow.lalalalala! It'll be the best. lalalalala!"
Snape was looking furious as Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny each had an arm around the person next to them singing merrily about whatever happened to be happening. "Will you for shut up?" Snape yelled.
"Sorry Professor, but we were just expressing how happy we are." Hermione explained sheepishly, grinning insanely.
Ron held the camera up to snap some shots of Hermione's extremely rare insane grin.
"What are you so happy about and STOP GRINNING INSANELY MS. GRANGER!" Snape bellowed.
The grin on Hermione's face softened a bit but definitely didn't disappear completely. In fact, the grin barely softened. "Geez! Were you ever happy? Lighten up! It's such a happy day!" Hermione squealed, throwing her arms around a shocked potions master.
Ron started snapping pictures madly, from all angles. Hermione let go of Snape who's mouth was still wide with shock and started skipping off, followed by Harry and Ginny, and later Ron.
When Snape finally recovered from the shock of having Hermione hugging him, he cursed under his breath and muttered, "Brat."
***
Harry, Ron and Hermione were high for quite awhile after the Snape incident. Ginny had managed to calm down and went to develop the photos while Harry, Ron and Hermione worked their energy off.
They ended up with many pictures (thanks to Colin Creevey, Harry and Ron) of their many embarrassing events. Harry had danced with a stunned Filch and nearly squeezed Mrs. Norris to death. Ron had run down the Great Hall laughing like a maniac for ten minutes until Professor McGonagall finally did a full body bind on Ron. She had already docked ten points. Hermione, in addition to hugging Snape, happened to pass by him again on the way to the Great Hall and wrapped an arm around his shoulder and sang the lalalalala song again while skipping with a horrified Snape. Ron decided to snog Madam Hooch for no reason. Harry started a food fight which got NEARLY everyone high and no more points were taken from the houses because Dumbledore decided that it'd be fun to join in.
A rush of people backed out, but the majority of the people stayed to food fight. Hermione who had finally cooled down and released Snape and gave him an apologetic "Sorry, I wasn't in my right mind."
Snape was crimson and looking furious, but replied sarcastically, "Obviously not Miss Granger."
Snape stalked off, leaving Hermione blushing like mad. (A/N: Note to self! I know you love Severus/Hermione stories, but this isn't one! Other me: Oh yeah! First me: I know! Make a Draco/Hermione version, then a Severus/Hermione version! Other me: Good idea!."
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Draco barely got out of the hall clean. Fortunately for him, Crabbe and Goyle decided to follow him stupidly and accidentally acted as shields for Draco.
"C'mon Crabbe, Goyle. Move." Draco ordered.
Although Crabbe and Goyle were both idiotic dunderheads, they knew that Draco was definitely in a dangerous mood. Yes, he was usually cold, but he never looked that cold. His look seemed to suggest that whoever annoyed him would get turned to ice. Crabbe and Goyle just grunted and nodded.
Pansy was ignoring Draco and personally, it was an improvement. 'Perhaps I should always give Parkinson shiners.' Draco mused. Draco took Hermione's list out and stared at it with contempt. Tomorrow would be torture!
Moaning in self-pity, Draco trudged off to bed fearing the next day.
A/N: Yes I know, almost everyone is OOC! But there is a reason that this chapter is called "High" ya know. Does anyone want to make any suggestions? What should I do with Snape? With Filch? *giggles*. Well, Review! Review! Review! And I'll try to finish chapters quicker, but if you notice that every other week I never update, it's as I told FictionFan.I have to live at my Dad's every other week (my parents are divorced) and I don't have a computer there! But I'll try to get chapter 4 up quickly! I've already started on it! Any suggestions on how I should make Draco act?
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of J.K Rowlings genius characters, spells etc. I'm just using the characters to write about! I do however own all lame spells and characters I decide to make up to help the plot along.
A/N: I would like to thank these people for their great reviews:
DarknesswithinonesHeart: Well.here's Draco's response below! Enjoy!
Emmawatsonfan: Yup! I certainly got enough reviews! I expected to get about 5, but I got like 13! And by all means keep adding reviews to it! I love reviews!!! Oh yea, I'm sort of feeling high right now.
DracoMalfoyFan: Why thank you! ^-^
DBZgal: Of course I'm continuing if I keep getting all this nice encouragement! I love your Trunks and Goten meet harry Potter story!! LOL!!
LiNe2: I am keepin it up! Here's chapter 3! Enjoy!
Anna: Thanks!
Girl: Chapter 2 actually, but here's chapter 3!
Painterchica: Yeah, I know. I just don'to like Pansy too much so I decided to make her a complete slut (much like millions of other Draco/Hermiones).Yeah! I can't wait to start writing Draco doing the stunts! That'll be fun! I know I've seen lots of Hermione the slave stories, so I decided to make Draco owe her something instead! Though, Professor McGonagall giving such unfair punishment is definitely OOC!
Jocelyn: Thanks! I appreciate your review ^-^ Enjoy!
t baby: Of course I'm continuing!!! Hehe! Just lure your thestral with raw meat! Or Grawps blood! ~shudders~ I hate bloody stuff! It completely freaks me out! But thestrals are WAY cool!
Good Charlotte: Thanks! I didn'to think people would find it so funny! Oh and sorry in advance if lots of the characters are OOC! Yea, I know Professor McGonagall is usually very fair, but I made her a little OOC to help the story along. as for the insanity that's about to start in this chapter. blame it on my being a high writer! I know Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Snape, Dumbledore are really OOC this chapter so flame if you want! ^-^;;;
This week I l: Sorry! I probably will make Draco do most of the stuff because I want him so pissed from humiliation that he'll seek revenge!! Mwahahahahaha! Yes, don't mind my psychotic behavior!
Mayday20: Well. here's chapter 3! Enjoy! ^-^
Meg: Maybe.but I doubt that Hermione would want to since it's her favour.but that has possibilities.I think I can probably do something like that! Well, here's chapter 3!
Lynn: Enjoy chapter 3! I updated!
Moon Assassin 13: Thanks for the review! Here's chapter 3!
FictionFan: If you really need it. here's another chapter! Enjoy cos I can't update til at least next Tuesday because I have to go to my Dad's place!
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Draco dreaded what Hermione would ask him to do. He could picture himself doing many odd, embarrassing things. befriending the poor pathetic keeper, Weasley, hanging with scarface Potter.studying with mudblood Granger.but he was wrong. What he'd have to go through would be worse.much worse.
Draco found himself facing an open book on muggle literature and dropped the book (which was upside-down as well) on the ground in disgust. He noticed the annoying Trio and the Weasley sister approaching and quickly re- grabbed the book and tried to walk out with the book covering his face. Everyone glanced at Draco (except Hermione) and didn't look twice. Malfoy wouldn't read a book on muggle literature.
"Harry. I don't see Malfoy anywhere!" Ginny stated.
Hermione glanced around. A muggle literature book, held by someone reading very close to the page caught her eye. "I'd love to read that book sometime." Hermione muttered, turning to Harry, Ron and Ginny, "Hang on a sec guys, I'm going to go ask that person if I can borrow that book after they're done with it. I love muggle literature!"
Ron, Ginny and Harry sweatdropped. "Don't we already have enough books to read?" Ron said to himself.
Hermione frowned. "Nonsense. You can never over-read." Hermione replied, rushing towards Draco.
"Hi. Um, when do you think you'll be done that book? May I borrow it after you're done please?" Hermione asked politely.
"Take it Mudblood." Draco spat, thinking that Hermione had figured out that it was him trying to casually walk out of the library.
"Malfoy!?" Hermione asked in shock, "you read muggle literature?!"
"No. Of course I don't. I was merely trying to escape from you and those three before I was subjected to your annoying personality. And I was staying clear of Parkinson." Draco added as an afterthought to himself.
"But isn't she like your girlfriend?" Hermione asked, puzzled.
"No! What the hell am I doing even speaking to you?! I'm leaving!" Draco fumed, turning to leave.
Hermione grabbed Draco's arm and stopped him. "Wait! I'm done thinking of the favour!" Hermione informed.
"What is it?" Draco asked suspiciously as a quick flash of fear was seen in his eyes before returning to its normal cold mask.
"Well, I asked Professor McGonagall if I was allowed to make a list of 'stunts', well 'dares' to pull and the maximum number I was allowed, so she said I could and I was allowed up to ten. This is the list you have to complete." Hermione explained, handing Draco the list.
Draco snatched the list from Hermione and began reading. Harry and Ron, who each had cameras in their hands started snapping pictures as Draco's face started a play of expressions.surprise, disgust, nausea, rage, disgust again, embarrassment, humiliation, sick, disgusted, loathing, confused, angry, humiliation, disgust again, humiliation, horror, sick, loathing, disgust and finally furious.
"I'm not doing it. And Potter, Weasley.STOP TAKING GODDAMN PICTURES OF MY FACE YOU FAGGOTS!" Draco shouted, reminding Hermione of a howler.
"You are too doing it!" Hermione retorted loudly.
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
Both Draco and Hermione seemed to notice that Madam Pince was yelling for them to be quiet. Harry, Ron and Ginny were all sweatdropping.
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM N-" Draco was cut off by the harsh voice of Professor McGonagall, "WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE, MISS GRANGER, MR. MALFOY? I COULD HEAR YOU FROM THE END OF THE CORRIDOR!"
Draco shut up as Hermione launched into explanation.
"Professor, please. I was telling Malfoy the favour that he had to owe me and he kept disagreeing." Hermione explained.
Professor McGonagall turned to Draco and stated, "you will do the favour without complaints."
"But, I." Draco started.
"No buts Malfoy." Professor McGonagall cut off harshly, walking away.
Hermione noticed that Draco looked so angry that steam coming out of his ears wouldn't look out of place. "You can start acting gay tomorrow (Sunday). Good luck!" Hermione smiled sweetly.
With that, Hermione ushered Ron, Ginny and Harry away from Malfoy, realizing that he was in an extremely dangerous mood.
"Here! Take your damn book!" Draco shouted, chucking the muggle literature book at Hermione's head.
Hermione gasped and ducked out of the way just in time, unlike Pansy Parkinson. Pansy who had come to find Draco got hit in the eye and was knocked off her feet. Hermione was surprised to see that Draco's mood improved drastically as Pansy fell. He started laughing, feeling absolutely no guilt toward the slut although he had felt twinges of guilt whenever he hurt Hermione's feelings. Hermione smirked at Pansy quickly. Draco's mood changed again though as he spotted Harry, Hermione, Ron and the tag-along- Weasley sister. He threw one more contemptuous look at Hermione before stalking off.
"Funny. I thought he'd try to curse us." Hermione stated, figuring out the solution seconds later: Professor Flitwick had just entered accompanied by Professor Sprout.
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Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione were skipping down the hall singing "Can't wait for tomorrow. lalalalala! Malfoy's favour starts.lalalalala! Hello Professor Snape.lalalalala! Oh, your docking points.lalalalala! Twenty from Griffindor.lalalalala! I guess that's okay.lalalalala! Today's a happy day.lalalalala! Can't wait for tomorrow.lalalalala! It'll be the best. lalalalala!"
Snape was looking furious as Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny each had an arm around the person next to them singing merrily about whatever happened to be happening. "Will you for shut up?" Snape yelled.
"Sorry Professor, but we were just expressing how happy we are." Hermione explained sheepishly, grinning insanely.
Ron held the camera up to snap some shots of Hermione's extremely rare insane grin.
"What are you so happy about and STOP GRINNING INSANELY MS. GRANGER!" Snape bellowed.
The grin on Hermione's face softened a bit but definitely didn't disappear completely. In fact, the grin barely softened. "Geez! Were you ever happy? Lighten up! It's such a happy day!" Hermione squealed, throwing her arms around a shocked potions master.
Ron started snapping pictures madly, from all angles. Hermione let go of Snape who's mouth was still wide with shock and started skipping off, followed by Harry and Ginny, and later Ron.
When Snape finally recovered from the shock of having Hermione hugging him, he cursed under his breath and muttered, "Brat."
***
Harry, Ron and Hermione were high for quite awhile after the Snape incident. Ginny had managed to calm down and went to develop the photos while Harry, Ron and Hermione worked their energy off.
They ended up with many pictures (thanks to Colin Creevey, Harry and Ron) of their many embarrassing events. Harry had danced with a stunned Filch and nearly squeezed Mrs. Norris to death. Ron had run down the Great Hall laughing like a maniac for ten minutes until Professor McGonagall finally did a full body bind on Ron. She had already docked ten points. Hermione, in addition to hugging Snape, happened to pass by him again on the way to the Great Hall and wrapped an arm around his shoulder and sang the lalalalala song again while skipping with a horrified Snape. Ron decided to snog Madam Hooch for no reason. Harry started a food fight which got NEARLY everyone high and no more points were taken from the houses because Dumbledore decided that it'd be fun to join in.
A rush of people backed out, but the majority of the people stayed to food fight. Hermione who had finally cooled down and released Snape and gave him an apologetic "Sorry, I wasn't in my right mind."
Snape was crimson and looking furious, but replied sarcastically, "Obviously not Miss Granger."
Snape stalked off, leaving Hermione blushing like mad. (A/N: Note to self! I know you love Severus/Hermione stories, but this isn't one! Other me: Oh yeah! First me: I know! Make a Draco/Hermione version, then a Severus/Hermione version! Other me: Good idea!."
***
Draco barely got out of the hall clean. Fortunately for him, Crabbe and Goyle decided to follow him stupidly and accidentally acted as shields for Draco.
"C'mon Crabbe, Goyle. Move." Draco ordered.
Although Crabbe and Goyle were both idiotic dunderheads, they knew that Draco was definitely in a dangerous mood. Yes, he was usually cold, but he never looked that cold. His look seemed to suggest that whoever annoyed him would get turned to ice. Crabbe and Goyle just grunted and nodded.
Pansy was ignoring Draco and personally, it was an improvement. 'Perhaps I should always give Parkinson shiners.' Draco mused. Draco took Hermione's list out and stared at it with contempt. Tomorrow would be torture!
Moaning in self-pity, Draco trudged off to bed fearing the next day.
A/N: Yes I know, almost everyone is OOC! But there is a reason that this chapter is called "High" ya know. Does anyone want to make any suggestions? What should I do with Snape? With Filch? *giggles*. Well, Review! Review! Review! And I'll try to finish chapters quicker, but if you notice that every other week I never update, it's as I told FictionFan.I have to live at my Dad's every other week (my parents are divorced) and I don't have a computer there! But I'll try to get chapter 4 up quickly! I've already started on it! Any suggestions on how I should make Draco act?