Chapter 4: A great start
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Harry Potter! J.K. Rowling does and bless her for being such a genius and creating Harry Potter! I'm just a poor, pathetic girl, using the characters to express her creativity!
A/N: Wow! I'm so glad that everyone enjoyed chapter 3 so much! It made me go crazy and type up this chapter (I pre-wrote some of it on paper as suggested by GoodCharlotte) as soon as I got home!
Thanks to:
Taintless: Thanks so much! I'm so happy that one of my favorite authors actually likes my story!
DBZgal: LOL! I finally updated! Happy ^-^?
Kkjade: It probably will be a little OOC, but I think I'll make Draco and Hermione compete and try and make each other's lives miserable.
Diomind: Well, they're probably not going to kiss until at least after the ten dares, so sit back, relax and enjoy the story for awhile.but maybe I can work a bit with your suggestion.
Emmawatsonfan: I know the feeling all too well! People probably think I have absolutely no life, but I love getting reviews! It really makes me high!
Meg: He'll be resistant for about thirty seconds. lame how easy he gives in, isn't it? Well. Here's chapter 3, no wait, 4!
Mayday20: I feel really stupid asking this and all, but bear with me anyway.what are stellettos? You see, I'm the tomboy type and I've got no clue about stuff like stelettos, so please, please, please, bear with me.and thanks for the suggestions!
Lynn: I finally updated! Thanks for the review and Enjoy!
GoodCharlotte: Yup! I wrote this on paper at home like you advised! Maybe I will do something with the daily profit, but not Draco's Dad just yet.
Rosi: Yes I know. I hate those stories as well! But some of them are fairly good.but I hate those stories where they turn Hermione into some sort of punk chic! They really annoy me because why use J.K. Rowling's characters if they're going to change them completely?! Why not just write about Suzie and Bob or something? "there was a really smart girl called Suzie who turned bad and punkish over the summer.this caused Bob, her worst enemy to fall madly in love with her and slightly change his ways." See? Almost exactly like some of the Draco/Hermione's out there! ^-^ Sorry if I offended you or anyone. just giving my thoughts although I shouldn't speak. my Draco and Hermione are probably very OOC too!
Atiannala: Yes, I agree about Dumbledore for sure! Only McGonagall knows, but she completely trusts Hermione and just thinks Draco's some weird, messed up kid! LOL! Enjoy!
Boo26: Sorry to keep you waiting! Here's Chapter 4! Yeah, I know it'll cause conflict! But I'll try my best to solve it, though it may become OOC (as if it isn't already!)!
AltoidMonkey: Thanks! I'll check out your story.
Wildchartermage: I'm glad you liked it!
Sweetstar3: Well, I'm finally back! Sorry to keep you waiting!
Painterchica: I loved writing that part too, although I was completely high! Hmm.ask Colin Creevey about the pictures. I don't know if they exist, but it'd be funny if I could hire Tom Felton and cast to take those pictures. I wish!
Soccergirl2044: I feel bad for Draco too! Enjoy!
Darknesswithinonesheart: LOL! Thanks for the review! Here's chapter 4 if you're interested!
Xangel_luvx: Don't worry! You aren't stupid! It took me forever to figure it out as well. I asked my buddy on ff. OOC stands for 'out of character'. thanks for the chapter 2 review, but I never got the chapter 3 one. well. fanfiction is confusing!
DracoRox: Thanks!
Akuma Malik: Yes I know! I'm weird! But I'll say this.NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. I LOVE SEVERUS AND DRACO!!! LOL! See you in September!
Whew! Finally done writing thank you notes! Well enjoy the OOC chapter 4!
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Hermione woke up first. She had charmed an alarm clock to ring at six- thirty a.m. Though groggy, she quickly woke up, remembering the reason for waking up early. She quickly showered, then got dressed and headed for the dungeons where she knew was the Slytherin common room. She decided to sit, opposite a considerably warmer part of the wall where she guessed was the Slytherin common room.
It was seven a.m. now. Breakfast usually started at eight. A noise was heard at the end of the cold dungeons. Hermione quickly ducked behind a statue. Snape came striding down the hall humming Hermione's lalalalala song. Hermione had to cover her mouth to keep from bursting out laughing, but a small giggle escaped. Snape whirled around and demanded, "who's there? I demand that you show yourself!"
Hermione's eyes widened and her heart started beating faster. She prayed that Snape wouldn't catch her. Luckily, Snape shrugged it off and growled, "Stupid catchy song!"
After Snape had gone back to his personal quarters, Hermione fell to the ground laughing. She stopped abruptly when a voice asked rudely, "What are you doing here Granger Mudblood?"
Hermione found herself facing Pansy, who had a shiner. "Nothing! I had to get a library book and Madam Pince said that Malfoy had it, so I need to tell him to give it to me after he gets out." Hermione lied, surprised at her ability to sound truthful.
Pansy bought the lie but replied, "Stupid know-it-all."
"I believe that that's an oxymoron which is a statement involving two opposites. For example, pretty ugly is an oxymoron." Hermione stated, hoping to bore Pansy with stupid facts.
"Whatever Mudblood. I have better things to do.like get rid of this.. and stay away from my Dracy-poo!" Pansy replied, pointing at her eye and walking away.
Luckily for Hermione, the next people to come out were Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Hermione re-emerged from behind the statue and marched straight up to Draco. "Come. I need to talk to you." Hermione stated.
Draco followed, knowing exactly what she had to say.
"Okay!" Hermione said cheerfully, "today is the start of task one! You get to act gay and try and turn on all the male teachers, including Dumbledore and Filch!"
"Fine. But don't expect me to do anything too drastic." Draco growled.
"Too bad! You have to be really convincing! Or else another week is added for every week I'm not pleased!" Hermione informed, still grinning.
"Fine whatever!" I just want to get this over with!" Draco shouted.
"That's the spirit!" Hermione exclaimed, "to the Great Hall! Convincio homogayo informus!"
A spell hit Draco, making him glow momentarily before returning to normal. "What the hell was that Granger?" Draco hissed.
"Just a simple spell that tells me if you're convincing, even when I'm not around. So I'll know if you aren't being convincing and more weeks will be added!" Hermione explained.
"Bitch." Draco cursed under his breath.
"Well, here we are! The Great Hall! By all means start now!" Hermione smiled, rushing off to join Harry, Ron and Ginny.
"Morning guys!" Hermione greeted cheerfully.
"Hey Mione!" The trio chorused in unison.
"It starts today." Hermione said mysteriously, watching Draco with surpressed excitement.
***
Draco grit his teeth and thought, 'I won't show any signs of weakness. Even if it kills me.and I'll make her pay.'
***
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny were all watching Malfoy now. He was walking towards the teachers' table slowly, fist clenching and unclenching. Malfoy walked up to Snape and said lamely, barely audible, "I like you."
"Pardon Draco? Did you need to ask something?" Snape asked politely. Obviously, he didn't hear Malfoy the first time.
Then he glanced at Hermione, who shook her head and mimed adding weeks. She smirked when Malfoy paled slightly.
Being controlled by panic, Malfoy jumped on Snape and hugged him tightly and bellowed, "DAMMIT! I LIKE YOU!"
Nearly everyone's jaws dropped in horror. Malfoy was gay, he just confessed it and he liked the slimy git Snape?!
Even Hermione, Harry, Ron and Ginny were surprised that he'd been so convincing. After the second or so of shock, the four erupted with laughter.
***
Draco walked up to Snape and muttered, "I like you." Through gritted teeth.
Snape, who obviously hadn't heard what he said, said, "Pardon Draco? Do you need to ask something?"
Draco glanced at Hermione, hoping that she would nod that it was enough, but she shook her head and mimed adding weeks onto a list.
Panic filled Draco and he did the first thing that came to mind. He rushed and jumped onto Snape hugging him tightly and bellowing, "DAMMIT! I LIKE YOU!"
Draco watched as nearly everyone's eyes came onto him shocked. He noted that Pansy had burst into a fit of sobs and left the Great Hall. Haha! That got rid of her! He smirked slightly. He had surprised even Granger, Potter and the two Weasleys who had knew why he was acting the way he was. Moments later, the annoying four exploded with laughter bringing Snape back to his senses.
Snape shoved Draco off him and yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT HOGWARTS?! HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD? FIRST POTTER, GRANGER, WEASLEY AND WEASLEY COME SKIPPING DOWN THE HALLWAY SINGING, THEN GRANGER HUGS ME, POTTER DANCES WITH FILCH, A FOOD FIGHT IS STARTED AND NOW HE'S GAY? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
It was then that Draco decided that no matter what happened, he would complete the ten dares perfectly and surprise everyone. He refused to crack. after all.he was Draco Malfoy, pureblood extrordinaire.
As Snape was storming out of the Great Hall in confused insanity, Draco chased after him, clinging onto his robes and said, "Wait for me.my dear Sevvie."
Again, Draco left everyone in shock.
***
Hermione watched in shock as Malfoy chased after Snape and said, "Wait for me.my dear Sevvie."
Then she started laughing like mad again.
Moments later, Draco returned, looking extremely sad. "H-he re-rejected m-m- m-me!" Draco wailed, rushing into Hagrid's arms, "m-maybe someone s-strong and hand-handsome like y-y-y-you can help me. We'll comfort ea-each other!"
Hagrid was torn between, shock, confusion, pity and more confusion. "What are yer doin Malfoy?" Hagrid demanded.
"Oh Hagrid! I just- I just told Prof-professor Snape how much I'm in love with him and asked for his autograph and he turned me down!" Draco wailed, looking up at Hagrid "but I like you t-t-too! Are you going to turn me down to Hagrid?"
Hagrid was looking slightly disgusted which Draco pretended to notice fearfully. "Y-you hate me too, d-d-don't you? I'm just too pa-pathetic, aren't I? Why d-do I feel s-s-so attracted to older men?" Draco bawled in despair, tears streaming down his face as he threw his hands up in the air.
Hagrid quickly thought of an excuse. "Er.sorry Malfoy, but I er. gotta go attend to today's lesson creatures.er, yea. That's it!" Hagrid stated, gently plucking Draco off him and walking away briskly.
Hermione was clutching her sides laughing on the ground. Harry, Ron and Ginny were each grasping another person's shoulder for support.
"Oh stop laughing Granger!" Draco cried sensitively, "I know I'm mean to you four and all, but that's no reason to laugh at someone heartbroken! I suppose you've never been in love have you? Excuse me, I have to go wallow in self-pity!"
"S-s-sor-sorry Malfoy!" Hermione choked, "I-I-I know I sh-should be.more compassionate of you!"
Draco gave another sob and rushed out of the Great Hall to his dormitory. Once he reached his dorm, he took the crying charm off himself and laughed himself at his genius. Then he planned on what to do next with dare one. This was going to be fun... embarrassing too, but fun.
A/N: Well. it started! The male teachers are about to get it bad from Draco! So, how'd you like it? I think I'll keep this a Draco/Hermione story! Well, tell me what you thought! Flames, comments, anything welcome!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Harry Potter! J.K. Rowling does and bless her for being such a genius and creating Harry Potter! I'm just a poor, pathetic girl, using the characters to express her creativity!
A/N: Wow! I'm so glad that everyone enjoyed chapter 3 so much! It made me go crazy and type up this chapter (I pre-wrote some of it on paper as suggested by GoodCharlotte) as soon as I got home!
Thanks to:
Taintless: Thanks so much! I'm so happy that one of my favorite authors actually likes my story!
DBZgal: LOL! I finally updated! Happy ^-^?
Kkjade: It probably will be a little OOC, but I think I'll make Draco and Hermione compete and try and make each other's lives miserable.
Diomind: Well, they're probably not going to kiss until at least after the ten dares, so sit back, relax and enjoy the story for awhile.but maybe I can work a bit with your suggestion.
Emmawatsonfan: I know the feeling all too well! People probably think I have absolutely no life, but I love getting reviews! It really makes me high!
Meg: He'll be resistant for about thirty seconds. lame how easy he gives in, isn't it? Well. Here's chapter 3, no wait, 4!
Mayday20: I feel really stupid asking this and all, but bear with me anyway.what are stellettos? You see, I'm the tomboy type and I've got no clue about stuff like stelettos, so please, please, please, bear with me.and thanks for the suggestions!
Lynn: I finally updated! Thanks for the review and Enjoy!
GoodCharlotte: Yup! I wrote this on paper at home like you advised! Maybe I will do something with the daily profit, but not Draco's Dad just yet.
Rosi: Yes I know. I hate those stories as well! But some of them are fairly good.but I hate those stories where they turn Hermione into some sort of punk chic! They really annoy me because why use J.K. Rowling's characters if they're going to change them completely?! Why not just write about Suzie and Bob or something? "there was a really smart girl called Suzie who turned bad and punkish over the summer.this caused Bob, her worst enemy to fall madly in love with her and slightly change his ways." See? Almost exactly like some of the Draco/Hermione's out there! ^-^ Sorry if I offended you or anyone. just giving my thoughts although I shouldn't speak. my Draco and Hermione are probably very OOC too!
Atiannala: Yes, I agree about Dumbledore for sure! Only McGonagall knows, but she completely trusts Hermione and just thinks Draco's some weird, messed up kid! LOL! Enjoy!
Boo26: Sorry to keep you waiting! Here's Chapter 4! Yeah, I know it'll cause conflict! But I'll try my best to solve it, though it may become OOC (as if it isn't already!)!
AltoidMonkey: Thanks! I'll check out your story.
Wildchartermage: I'm glad you liked it!
Sweetstar3: Well, I'm finally back! Sorry to keep you waiting!
Painterchica: I loved writing that part too, although I was completely high! Hmm.ask Colin Creevey about the pictures. I don't know if they exist, but it'd be funny if I could hire Tom Felton and cast to take those pictures. I wish!
Soccergirl2044: I feel bad for Draco too! Enjoy!
Darknesswithinonesheart: LOL! Thanks for the review! Here's chapter 4 if you're interested!
Xangel_luvx: Don't worry! You aren't stupid! It took me forever to figure it out as well. I asked my buddy on ff. OOC stands for 'out of character'. thanks for the chapter 2 review, but I never got the chapter 3 one. well. fanfiction is confusing!
DracoRox: Thanks!
Akuma Malik: Yes I know! I'm weird! But I'll say this.NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. I LOVE SEVERUS AND DRACO!!! LOL! See you in September!
Whew! Finally done writing thank you notes! Well enjoy the OOC chapter 4!
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Hermione woke up first. She had charmed an alarm clock to ring at six- thirty a.m. Though groggy, she quickly woke up, remembering the reason for waking up early. She quickly showered, then got dressed and headed for the dungeons where she knew was the Slytherin common room. She decided to sit, opposite a considerably warmer part of the wall where she guessed was the Slytherin common room.
It was seven a.m. now. Breakfast usually started at eight. A noise was heard at the end of the cold dungeons. Hermione quickly ducked behind a statue. Snape came striding down the hall humming Hermione's lalalalala song. Hermione had to cover her mouth to keep from bursting out laughing, but a small giggle escaped. Snape whirled around and demanded, "who's there? I demand that you show yourself!"
Hermione's eyes widened and her heart started beating faster. She prayed that Snape wouldn't catch her. Luckily, Snape shrugged it off and growled, "Stupid catchy song!"
After Snape had gone back to his personal quarters, Hermione fell to the ground laughing. She stopped abruptly when a voice asked rudely, "What are you doing here Granger Mudblood?"
Hermione found herself facing Pansy, who had a shiner. "Nothing! I had to get a library book and Madam Pince said that Malfoy had it, so I need to tell him to give it to me after he gets out." Hermione lied, surprised at her ability to sound truthful.
Pansy bought the lie but replied, "Stupid know-it-all."
"I believe that that's an oxymoron which is a statement involving two opposites. For example, pretty ugly is an oxymoron." Hermione stated, hoping to bore Pansy with stupid facts.
"Whatever Mudblood. I have better things to do.like get rid of this.. and stay away from my Dracy-poo!" Pansy replied, pointing at her eye and walking away.
Luckily for Hermione, the next people to come out were Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Hermione re-emerged from behind the statue and marched straight up to Draco. "Come. I need to talk to you." Hermione stated.
Draco followed, knowing exactly what she had to say.
"Okay!" Hermione said cheerfully, "today is the start of task one! You get to act gay and try and turn on all the male teachers, including Dumbledore and Filch!"
"Fine. But don't expect me to do anything too drastic." Draco growled.
"Too bad! You have to be really convincing! Or else another week is added for every week I'm not pleased!" Hermione informed, still grinning.
"Fine whatever!" I just want to get this over with!" Draco shouted.
"That's the spirit!" Hermione exclaimed, "to the Great Hall! Convincio homogayo informus!"
A spell hit Draco, making him glow momentarily before returning to normal. "What the hell was that Granger?" Draco hissed.
"Just a simple spell that tells me if you're convincing, even when I'm not around. So I'll know if you aren't being convincing and more weeks will be added!" Hermione explained.
"Bitch." Draco cursed under his breath.
"Well, here we are! The Great Hall! By all means start now!" Hermione smiled, rushing off to join Harry, Ron and Ginny.
"Morning guys!" Hermione greeted cheerfully.
"Hey Mione!" The trio chorused in unison.
"It starts today." Hermione said mysteriously, watching Draco with surpressed excitement.
***
Draco grit his teeth and thought, 'I won't show any signs of weakness. Even if it kills me.and I'll make her pay.'
***
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny were all watching Malfoy now. He was walking towards the teachers' table slowly, fist clenching and unclenching. Malfoy walked up to Snape and said lamely, barely audible, "I like you."
"Pardon Draco? Did you need to ask something?" Snape asked politely. Obviously, he didn't hear Malfoy the first time.
Then he glanced at Hermione, who shook her head and mimed adding weeks. She smirked when Malfoy paled slightly.
Being controlled by panic, Malfoy jumped on Snape and hugged him tightly and bellowed, "DAMMIT! I LIKE YOU!"
Nearly everyone's jaws dropped in horror. Malfoy was gay, he just confessed it and he liked the slimy git Snape?!
Even Hermione, Harry, Ron and Ginny were surprised that he'd been so convincing. After the second or so of shock, the four erupted with laughter.
***
Draco walked up to Snape and muttered, "I like you." Through gritted teeth.
Snape, who obviously hadn't heard what he said, said, "Pardon Draco? Do you need to ask something?"
Draco glanced at Hermione, hoping that she would nod that it was enough, but she shook her head and mimed adding weeks onto a list.
Panic filled Draco and he did the first thing that came to mind. He rushed and jumped onto Snape hugging him tightly and bellowing, "DAMMIT! I LIKE YOU!"
Draco watched as nearly everyone's eyes came onto him shocked. He noted that Pansy had burst into a fit of sobs and left the Great Hall. Haha! That got rid of her! He smirked slightly. He had surprised even Granger, Potter and the two Weasleys who had knew why he was acting the way he was. Moments later, the annoying four exploded with laughter bringing Snape back to his senses.
Snape shoved Draco off him and yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT HOGWARTS?! HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD? FIRST POTTER, GRANGER, WEASLEY AND WEASLEY COME SKIPPING DOWN THE HALLWAY SINGING, THEN GRANGER HUGS ME, POTTER DANCES WITH FILCH, A FOOD FIGHT IS STARTED AND NOW HE'S GAY? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
It was then that Draco decided that no matter what happened, he would complete the ten dares perfectly and surprise everyone. He refused to crack. after all.he was Draco Malfoy, pureblood extrordinaire.
As Snape was storming out of the Great Hall in confused insanity, Draco chased after him, clinging onto his robes and said, "Wait for me.my dear Sevvie."
Again, Draco left everyone in shock.
***
Hermione watched in shock as Malfoy chased after Snape and said, "Wait for me.my dear Sevvie."
Then she started laughing like mad again.
Moments later, Draco returned, looking extremely sad. "H-he re-rejected m-m- m-me!" Draco wailed, rushing into Hagrid's arms, "m-maybe someone s-strong and hand-handsome like y-y-y-you can help me. We'll comfort ea-each other!"
Hagrid was torn between, shock, confusion, pity and more confusion. "What are yer doin Malfoy?" Hagrid demanded.
"Oh Hagrid! I just- I just told Prof-professor Snape how much I'm in love with him and asked for his autograph and he turned me down!" Draco wailed, looking up at Hagrid "but I like you t-t-too! Are you going to turn me down to Hagrid?"
Hagrid was looking slightly disgusted which Draco pretended to notice fearfully. "Y-you hate me too, d-d-don't you? I'm just too pa-pathetic, aren't I? Why d-do I feel s-s-so attracted to older men?" Draco bawled in despair, tears streaming down his face as he threw his hands up in the air.
Hagrid quickly thought of an excuse. "Er.sorry Malfoy, but I er. gotta go attend to today's lesson creatures.er, yea. That's it!" Hagrid stated, gently plucking Draco off him and walking away briskly.
Hermione was clutching her sides laughing on the ground. Harry, Ron and Ginny were each grasping another person's shoulder for support.
"Oh stop laughing Granger!" Draco cried sensitively, "I know I'm mean to you four and all, but that's no reason to laugh at someone heartbroken! I suppose you've never been in love have you? Excuse me, I have to go wallow in self-pity!"
"S-s-sor-sorry Malfoy!" Hermione choked, "I-I-I know I sh-should be.more compassionate of you!"
Draco gave another sob and rushed out of the Great Hall to his dormitory. Once he reached his dorm, he took the crying charm off himself and laughed himself at his genius. Then he planned on what to do next with dare one. This was going to be fun... embarrassing too, but fun.
A/N: Well. it started! The male teachers are about to get it bad from Draco! So, how'd you like it? I think I'll keep this a Draco/Hermione story! Well, tell me what you thought! Flames, comments, anything welcome!