Chapter 6: Growing Desire and Unwanted Thoughts
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Hermione was getting annoyed at the constant sympathetic pats she was receiving from Harry, Ron, Ginny, Colin and any passerby who felt sorry for her. Growling, she jumped up from the Griffindor table and hissed, "Will you people stop patting my back every five seconds? If your goal was to annoy me, you succeeded!"
"Sorry Mione. We were just feeling sympathetic for once." Ginny replied, looking slightly fearful.
"Whatever. Let's get to class now. Today has got to be the worst mixture of classes, yet the best! We seem to have all double classes with the Slytherins today except Herbology!" Hermione exclaimed, changing the subject and receiving odd stares from everyone nearby.
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Meanwhile, Snape was destroying and repairing desks over and over, then repairing them.
"I will NOT choose. Malfoy's probably lying! I would never kiss Her- ARGGHHH! I almost said Miss Granger's name! I think I'm going insane." Snape muttered to himself, "I know. I'll just focus on today's lesson."
"How come the only interesting potions that come to mind are love potions, contraceptive potions and potions that remind me of Granger?!" Snape exclaimed in despair, "Shit! It must mean that the spell is actually real! But I'm strong.I can fight it...I hope."
Snape wasn't convincing himself very well though. His mind kept on jumping back to hermi-er.Miss Snap-er.Granger.
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As soon as Draco entered his dorm, He put a soundproof charm on it, then locked it and let out his maniac-like laughter. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON GRANGER!" Draco laughed, "Oh shit! I'm late for charms! I don't want to miss my choir!"
Draco grabbed his bag and rushed to Flitwick's room just in time.
He noticed, with satisfaction, that Hermione looked extremely angry.
As Draco went to his normal seat, between Crabbe and Blaise Zabini, they both glared at him. "What are you playing at Malfoy? Sure, whatever you're doing, being gay and all gives everyone a good laugh or gets them traumatized, but you've lost us all of our house points!" Blaise hissed, "go sit somewhere else! You're not welcome beside me!"
"Oh then I suppose you want me to sit on the other end of the room with the not-so-goody-goody-Griffindor Dream Team?" Draco spat.
"As a matter o' fact.yes!" Blaise smiled sweetly.
"Come on, Crabbe, Goyle." Draco ordered flatly.
"Duh.okay Draco." Crabbe and Goyle grunted in unison, receiving glares from Blaise and gulping, "but we want to stay with Zabini!"
Draco glared as well.
"No.we gotta go with Draco!" Goyle changed his mind.
"Yeah!" Crabbe agreed.
Blaise gave them a death glare.
"No we gotta go with Zabini!"
"Yeah!"
Draco sent them a threatening death glare.
"No Draco!"
"Uh, yeah!"
Draco and Blaise glared at each other.
"They're coming with me." Draco hissed.
"Is there a problem here?" A squeaky voice asked from behind Draco.
"We don't want to sit with each other, sir." Draco replied.
"Well, that can be solved easily if that's the problem! Mr. Malfoy, you can sit beside Mr. Thomas. And Miss Zabini, you can sit in between Miss Patil and Miss Brown!" Flitwick announced.
Draco and Blaise both groaned, "Okay sir."
Draco noticed that as soon as he approached Dean Thomas, he moved to the farthest edge of the desk. 'Ha! I'm really intimidating, even to Griffindors!' He thought smugly.
"I-I-I'm not available Malfoy so don't get so comfortable! Especially with me!" Dean stammered.
'Ah, he's homophobic!' Draco thought, 'maybe I should toy with him and make him have a nervous breakdown!'
"But it's so comfortable here! I like THIS seat right beside you much better than my old seat." Draco purred.
Hermione, who happened to be sitting in front of Draco turned and stated, "Really? I thought it was only the teachers, not classmates as well, so you must really be gay."
"No, Granger, I'm not. I just like to play around with peoples minds until they get nervous breakdowns." Draco stated truthfully, but coldly, the purr out of his voice.
"Whatever.I have work to concentrate on now! I'm three questions behind! And it's all thanks to you." Hermione replied equally as coldly.
Draco's face turned to one of sarcastic concern. "Oh no! Whatever did I do to get you three measly questions behind?" Draco asked with a sigh.
"Made me laugh at your gay behavior!" Hermione giggled, "That's all I could think about! It was truly funny! I'll never get sick of it!"
"Yeah, yeah. Now could I stop wasting my time speaking to you?" Draco stated rudely, turning back to his textbook, which he was pretending to read while he was formulating a plan.
When Draco had found the double choice spell the previous night, he had found a little effect that could work together with his plan perfectly. According to the spell, if the choices were about love or something similar and the spell just happened to involve two people who were destined for each other, true lovers, the one not making the choice would have many 'thoughts' about the person making the choice. Draco was just going to make it seem that Snape and Hermione were destined for each other by putting thoughts in Hermione's head.
Draco whispered the spell so quietly that only he could hear, then began to think.
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Hermione's train of thought suddenly broke. She had been thinking of the charms assignment, then it became Snape's face. Suddenly, it was all of Snape. stripping! Hermione knocked her head with her fist, hoping it'd go away, but it didn't! Snape was down to his boxers.
"EEEEEWWWWW!!!" Hermione shrieked, "I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!"
Draco smirked and removed his wand and put the same confused look everyone had on his face.
"Is there a problem Miss Granger?" Flitwick squeaked.
"No sir, I was just thinking about.er.this um, Every Flavoured bean I had that rally tasted nasty and I was re-living what I said! Sorry for disrupting class!" Hermione lied.
"Yes, I know how awful some of those beans are.just try not to let it happen again please!" Flitwick squeaked.
"Okay sir, I won't!" Hermione replied.
Unfortunately for Hermione, the thoughts continued.Snape was breathing seductively in her ear, his arms snaking around her.
Draco slowly slid his hand onto her shoulder (on purpose). Hermione jumped, gasping. She whirled around and punched 'Snape'. Draco stumbled and fell out of his seat.
"Excuse me, but why did you punch me?" Draco asked coldly, rubbing his cheek.
"Be-Because I thought you were someone else! Excuse me, Professor Flitwick?" Hermione exclaimed turning to the charms Professor.
"Yes?" Flitwick answered.
"I think I need to go to the hospital wing or have a rest! I'm being delusional from lack of sleep! I keep imagining certain things! Either that, or I'm going insane!" Hermione said very quickly.
"Yes, you're excused. I hope you'll feel better next lesson!" Flitwick smiled kindly.
Hermione nodded and started to walk around aimlessly.
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Ginny let out a grimace of frustration. Why the hell was Snape making the class make NEWT standard contraception potions? No one was doing well. Everyone's mixtures weren't right, but luckily, Snape didn't seem to notice that. He didn't seem to notice anything around him in fact. He seemed to be daydreaming, unaware that the different potions in the room were in various shades from red, to green, to blue, to yellow.all shades! Many of the students had self-emptied their cauldrons, scared of the fumes they were emitting!
Suddenly, Snape strode over to Ginny, a dreamy expression on his face that didn't quite suit him. Ginny frowned, "yes, Professor?"
"You're a good friend of Hermio-Miss Granger's, are you not?" He inquired.
"Um, yes, why do you ask?" Ginny asked, trying to stifle the giggle that was building up inside of her.
"Then may I ask of your opinion?" Snape asked.
"Er, sure." Ginny replied, going more serious, "what do you want my opinion on?"
"Do you think Mrs. Hermione Snape suits Miss Granger? And what kind of guys does she like?" Snape asked.
Ginny sweatdropped. Then all of the sudden, Snape rushed to his desk in a Dobby-like manner and began whacking himself in the head with a book. "DAMMIT! I HATE THIS GODDAMN SPELL! I REFUSE TO GIVE IN!" Snape yelled to himself.
Ginny couldn't take it anymore. she cracked up and fell to the ground laughing.
Snape suddenly looked alert. He started sniffing the air? Then he looked really dreamy. He had his eyes closed and was sniffing the air.it smelled like Hermione was nearby.
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Draco was extremely proud of his work.the spell he had cast made Hermione have whatever thoughts he wanted to put in her head, whenever he said 'snape'
Hermione was in for a thought-filled day.
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Hermione's thoughts seemed to be getting worse and worse! She seemed to be thinking about Snape on an average of once every ten minutes! And the thoughts just kept on getting worse!
As Hermione wandered the halls aimlessly, she eventually found herself in the dungeons.
"I might as well just snog him now. I want this madness to stop.but I don't wanna snog Snape!" Hermione exclaimed to herself.
As if on cue, Snape came rushing out the door, rushing to Hermione. He nearly knocked her over, in his hurry to hug and snuggle her. Hermione turned red with embarrassment and pushed Snape off her.chest.
Snape looked at Hermione with both desire and rage. "Please feel free to hit my head with a hard object, love." Snape stated dryly. Why did he say love?
"I can't do that!" Hermione exclaimed, "gotta go!"
Hermione bolted away from Snape as fast as she could.
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Draco looked up from his parchment which had nothing written on it. There was a knock on the door. Nine of the surly dwarves that had rushed through the school on the Valentine's Day of his second year came rushing in. Draco smirked and murmured, "Finally."
A few of the dwarves cleared their throats while the remaining dwarves pulled out musical instruments.
"This is a song for Professor Flitwick from Draco Malfoy." The dwarf said gruffly.
Five of the dwarves started playing instruments while the other four dwarves started singing, "You're short and real stout, but you're nice and don't shout.I'm Draco Malfoy and you're March (a/n: correct me if I'm wrong) Flitwick! You're so intoxicating unlike Potter who makes me sick! You're a cutie Professor Flitwick!"
The dwarves bowed and left the classroom with an embarrassed Professor Flitwick. Flitwick had his face in his hands and you could see a bit of his forehead visible, which was a brilliant red. When he finally took his hands away and his gaze fell upon Draco, Draco licked his lips suggestively and gave a wink. Harry and Ron were fighting the urge to laugh their heads off.
Luckily for Flitwick, the class ended.
~* lunch *~
Word spread quickly around the school about Snape and Hermione. Snape didn't show up for lunch due to the fact that he was in the hospital wing getting his bruised head mended. Hermione was spitting out her food every ten minutes in disgust.
"What's wrong?" Harry asked.
"I think it has something to do with the spell that Malfoy put on me, but for some reason, every ten minutes, I get some nasty thought involving Snape. And they get worse and worse!" Hermione cried in despair.
Harry and Ron looked disgusted.
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Draco walked past the Griffindor table. "So Granger, when are you going to snog Snape?" Draco taunted, smirking.
Unfortunately for Draco, Professor Sprout happened to be passing by and asked, "Is there a problem here?"
"No professor. I was just asking Gra-er, Hermione about something since I'm not welcome at my own table!" At this, Draco pointed to the Slytherin table who were all casting him glares or ignoring him, "Shoot! I have to go somewhere now! See ya!"
As Draco bolted away, he 'accidentally' dropped a piece of paper in front of Hermione's feet.
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Hermione picked up the piece of paper. It was a page on the spell that Draco had put on her, Snape and himself.
It read:
The choice spell is one that can be used for making choices that one's heart desires. It makes one person have to make a choice between two objects, things and sometimes other people. The spell causes the person the spell is put under to become obsessed with the choice that the person would desire more.
Though this spell is usually causes the one put under the spell to become obsessed, there are a few effects that are rare.
In some cases, if the spell is between a choice of two people for love or sexual activity, if one of the choices is truly the one destined to be together with the one who the spell was cast on, then the choice will get continuous thoughts of the one who the spell was cast on which will get increasingly more intense throughout the duration of the spell.
Hermione stopped there, mouth wide in shock and horror. She was destined to be with Snape?!
Hermione screamed and rushed to the waste bin where she puked. "EEW, EEW, EEW, EEW, EEW! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS IS REALLY SICK!" She shrieked, rushing out of the Great Hall.
Of course, Harry, Ron and Ginny rushed after her, desperate to find out what was wrong and if their friend was okay.
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Hermione was getting annoyed at the constant sympathetic pats she was receiving from Harry, Ron, Ginny, Colin and any passerby who felt sorry for her. Growling, she jumped up from the Griffindor table and hissed, "Will you people stop patting my back every five seconds? If your goal was to annoy me, you succeeded!"
"Sorry Mione. We were just feeling sympathetic for once." Ginny replied, looking slightly fearful.
"Whatever. Let's get to class now. Today has got to be the worst mixture of classes, yet the best! We seem to have all double classes with the Slytherins today except Herbology!" Hermione exclaimed, changing the subject and receiving odd stares from everyone nearby.
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Meanwhile, Snape was destroying and repairing desks over and over, then repairing them.
"I will NOT choose. Malfoy's probably lying! I would never kiss Her- ARGGHHH! I almost said Miss Granger's name! I think I'm going insane." Snape muttered to himself, "I know. I'll just focus on today's lesson."
"How come the only interesting potions that come to mind are love potions, contraceptive potions and potions that remind me of Granger?!" Snape exclaimed in despair, "Shit! It must mean that the spell is actually real! But I'm strong.I can fight it...I hope."
Snape wasn't convincing himself very well though. His mind kept on jumping back to hermi-er.Miss Snap-er.Granger.
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As soon as Draco entered his dorm, He put a soundproof charm on it, then locked it and let out his maniac-like laughter. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON GRANGER!" Draco laughed, "Oh shit! I'm late for charms! I don't want to miss my choir!"
Draco grabbed his bag and rushed to Flitwick's room just in time.
He noticed, with satisfaction, that Hermione looked extremely angry.
As Draco went to his normal seat, between Crabbe and Blaise Zabini, they both glared at him. "What are you playing at Malfoy? Sure, whatever you're doing, being gay and all gives everyone a good laugh or gets them traumatized, but you've lost us all of our house points!" Blaise hissed, "go sit somewhere else! You're not welcome beside me!"
"Oh then I suppose you want me to sit on the other end of the room with the not-so-goody-goody-Griffindor Dream Team?" Draco spat.
"As a matter o' fact.yes!" Blaise smiled sweetly.
"Come on, Crabbe, Goyle." Draco ordered flatly.
"Duh.okay Draco." Crabbe and Goyle grunted in unison, receiving glares from Blaise and gulping, "but we want to stay with Zabini!"
Draco glared as well.
"No.we gotta go with Draco!" Goyle changed his mind.
"Yeah!" Crabbe agreed.
Blaise gave them a death glare.
"No we gotta go with Zabini!"
"Yeah!"
Draco sent them a threatening death glare.
"No Draco!"
"Uh, yeah!"
Draco and Blaise glared at each other.
"They're coming with me." Draco hissed.
"Is there a problem here?" A squeaky voice asked from behind Draco.
"We don't want to sit with each other, sir." Draco replied.
"Well, that can be solved easily if that's the problem! Mr. Malfoy, you can sit beside Mr. Thomas. And Miss Zabini, you can sit in between Miss Patil and Miss Brown!" Flitwick announced.
Draco and Blaise both groaned, "Okay sir."
Draco noticed that as soon as he approached Dean Thomas, he moved to the farthest edge of the desk. 'Ha! I'm really intimidating, even to Griffindors!' He thought smugly.
"I-I-I'm not available Malfoy so don't get so comfortable! Especially with me!" Dean stammered.
'Ah, he's homophobic!' Draco thought, 'maybe I should toy with him and make him have a nervous breakdown!'
"But it's so comfortable here! I like THIS seat right beside you much better than my old seat." Draco purred.
Hermione, who happened to be sitting in front of Draco turned and stated, "Really? I thought it was only the teachers, not classmates as well, so you must really be gay."
"No, Granger, I'm not. I just like to play around with peoples minds until they get nervous breakdowns." Draco stated truthfully, but coldly, the purr out of his voice.
"Whatever.I have work to concentrate on now! I'm three questions behind! And it's all thanks to you." Hermione replied equally as coldly.
Draco's face turned to one of sarcastic concern. "Oh no! Whatever did I do to get you three measly questions behind?" Draco asked with a sigh.
"Made me laugh at your gay behavior!" Hermione giggled, "That's all I could think about! It was truly funny! I'll never get sick of it!"
"Yeah, yeah. Now could I stop wasting my time speaking to you?" Draco stated rudely, turning back to his textbook, which he was pretending to read while he was formulating a plan.
When Draco had found the double choice spell the previous night, he had found a little effect that could work together with his plan perfectly. According to the spell, if the choices were about love or something similar and the spell just happened to involve two people who were destined for each other, true lovers, the one not making the choice would have many 'thoughts' about the person making the choice. Draco was just going to make it seem that Snape and Hermione were destined for each other by putting thoughts in Hermione's head.
Draco whispered the spell so quietly that only he could hear, then began to think.
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Hermione's train of thought suddenly broke. She had been thinking of the charms assignment, then it became Snape's face. Suddenly, it was all of Snape. stripping! Hermione knocked her head with her fist, hoping it'd go away, but it didn't! Snape was down to his boxers.
"EEEEEWWWWW!!!" Hermione shrieked, "I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!"
Draco smirked and removed his wand and put the same confused look everyone had on his face.
"Is there a problem Miss Granger?" Flitwick squeaked.
"No sir, I was just thinking about.er.this um, Every Flavoured bean I had that rally tasted nasty and I was re-living what I said! Sorry for disrupting class!" Hermione lied.
"Yes, I know how awful some of those beans are.just try not to let it happen again please!" Flitwick squeaked.
"Okay sir, I won't!" Hermione replied.
Unfortunately for Hermione, the thoughts continued.Snape was breathing seductively in her ear, his arms snaking around her.
Draco slowly slid his hand onto her shoulder (on purpose). Hermione jumped, gasping. She whirled around and punched 'Snape'. Draco stumbled and fell out of his seat.
"Excuse me, but why did you punch me?" Draco asked coldly, rubbing his cheek.
"Be-Because I thought you were someone else! Excuse me, Professor Flitwick?" Hermione exclaimed turning to the charms Professor.
"Yes?" Flitwick answered.
"I think I need to go to the hospital wing or have a rest! I'm being delusional from lack of sleep! I keep imagining certain things! Either that, or I'm going insane!" Hermione said very quickly.
"Yes, you're excused. I hope you'll feel better next lesson!" Flitwick smiled kindly.
Hermione nodded and started to walk around aimlessly.
***
Ginny let out a grimace of frustration. Why the hell was Snape making the class make NEWT standard contraception potions? No one was doing well. Everyone's mixtures weren't right, but luckily, Snape didn't seem to notice that. He didn't seem to notice anything around him in fact. He seemed to be daydreaming, unaware that the different potions in the room were in various shades from red, to green, to blue, to yellow.all shades! Many of the students had self-emptied their cauldrons, scared of the fumes they were emitting!
Suddenly, Snape strode over to Ginny, a dreamy expression on his face that didn't quite suit him. Ginny frowned, "yes, Professor?"
"You're a good friend of Hermio-Miss Granger's, are you not?" He inquired.
"Um, yes, why do you ask?" Ginny asked, trying to stifle the giggle that was building up inside of her.
"Then may I ask of your opinion?" Snape asked.
"Er, sure." Ginny replied, going more serious, "what do you want my opinion on?"
"Do you think Mrs. Hermione Snape suits Miss Granger? And what kind of guys does she like?" Snape asked.
Ginny sweatdropped. Then all of the sudden, Snape rushed to his desk in a Dobby-like manner and began whacking himself in the head with a book. "DAMMIT! I HATE THIS GODDAMN SPELL! I REFUSE TO GIVE IN!" Snape yelled to himself.
Ginny couldn't take it anymore. she cracked up and fell to the ground laughing.
Snape suddenly looked alert. He started sniffing the air? Then he looked really dreamy. He had his eyes closed and was sniffing the air.it smelled like Hermione was nearby.
***
Draco was extremely proud of his work.the spell he had cast made Hermione have whatever thoughts he wanted to put in her head, whenever he said 'snape'
Hermione was in for a thought-filled day.
***
Hermione's thoughts seemed to be getting worse and worse! She seemed to be thinking about Snape on an average of once every ten minutes! And the thoughts just kept on getting worse!
As Hermione wandered the halls aimlessly, she eventually found herself in the dungeons.
"I might as well just snog him now. I want this madness to stop.but I don't wanna snog Snape!" Hermione exclaimed to herself.
As if on cue, Snape came rushing out the door, rushing to Hermione. He nearly knocked her over, in his hurry to hug and snuggle her. Hermione turned red with embarrassment and pushed Snape off her.chest.
Snape looked at Hermione with both desire and rage. "Please feel free to hit my head with a hard object, love." Snape stated dryly. Why did he say love?
"I can't do that!" Hermione exclaimed, "gotta go!"
Hermione bolted away from Snape as fast as she could.
***
Draco looked up from his parchment which had nothing written on it. There was a knock on the door. Nine of the surly dwarves that had rushed through the school on the Valentine's Day of his second year came rushing in. Draco smirked and murmured, "Finally."
A few of the dwarves cleared their throats while the remaining dwarves pulled out musical instruments.
"This is a song for Professor Flitwick from Draco Malfoy." The dwarf said gruffly.
Five of the dwarves started playing instruments while the other four dwarves started singing, "You're short and real stout, but you're nice and don't shout.I'm Draco Malfoy and you're March (a/n: correct me if I'm wrong) Flitwick! You're so intoxicating unlike Potter who makes me sick! You're a cutie Professor Flitwick!"
The dwarves bowed and left the classroom with an embarrassed Professor Flitwick. Flitwick had his face in his hands and you could see a bit of his forehead visible, which was a brilliant red. When he finally took his hands away and his gaze fell upon Draco, Draco licked his lips suggestively and gave a wink. Harry and Ron were fighting the urge to laugh their heads off.
Luckily for Flitwick, the class ended.
~* lunch *~
Word spread quickly around the school about Snape and Hermione. Snape didn't show up for lunch due to the fact that he was in the hospital wing getting his bruised head mended. Hermione was spitting out her food every ten minutes in disgust.
"What's wrong?" Harry asked.
"I think it has something to do with the spell that Malfoy put on me, but for some reason, every ten minutes, I get some nasty thought involving Snape. And they get worse and worse!" Hermione cried in despair.
Harry and Ron looked disgusted.
***
Draco walked past the Griffindor table. "So Granger, when are you going to snog Snape?" Draco taunted, smirking.
Unfortunately for Draco, Professor Sprout happened to be passing by and asked, "Is there a problem here?"
"No professor. I was just asking Gra-er, Hermione about something since I'm not welcome at my own table!" At this, Draco pointed to the Slytherin table who were all casting him glares or ignoring him, "Shoot! I have to go somewhere now! See ya!"
As Draco bolted away, he 'accidentally' dropped a piece of paper in front of Hermione's feet.
***
Hermione picked up the piece of paper. It was a page on the spell that Draco had put on her, Snape and himself.
It read:
The choice spell is one that can be used for making choices that one's heart desires. It makes one person have to make a choice between two objects, things and sometimes other people. The spell causes the person the spell is put under to become obsessed with the choice that the person would desire more.
Though this spell is usually causes the one put under the spell to become obsessed, there are a few effects that are rare.
In some cases, if the spell is between a choice of two people for love or sexual activity, if one of the choices is truly the one destined to be together with the one who the spell was cast on, then the choice will get continuous thoughts of the one who the spell was cast on which will get increasingly more intense throughout the duration of the spell.
Hermione stopped there, mouth wide in shock and horror. She was destined to be with Snape?!
Hermione screamed and rushed to the waste bin where she puked. "EEW, EEW, EEW, EEW, EEW! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS IS REALLY SICK!" She shrieked, rushing out of the Great Hall.
Of course, Harry, Ron and Ginny rushed after her, desperate to find out what was wrong and if their friend was okay.
A/N: Phew! Took me long enough, right? Like before, all reviews welcome!! Oh yeah, from now on, I'm only answering reviewers who have questions.it's too tiring answering like 50 reviews! Sorry! DMSL~