Chapter 7: The snog.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from HP! I only own the spell that was put on Snape that made him need to either snog Hermione or Draco! Oh, and the spell that started the whole problem!
A/N: Thanks to all my wonderful reviewers! They are:
Taintless, Whoosh, Slytherin's Snake, ~The Simon Cowell of Fanfiction.net~, die hard Draco Hermione, some12, ikabupini, Samara Potter, xangel_luvx, A.L. Lorraine, phoebe666, Moon Assasin 13, PolishPrincess, feltonsgurl, Mystic Snow, Lady Matsu, Alexis Strange, Akuma Malick, ilukaiba, Varda, Fleur, ringette-chick, Red and Gold, Judy, Eric, Pinky, Ajuxliapose and last but not least.SweeTpI!!!
And here's my replies to some of the reviewers:
Fleur: Oh sorry, my mistake.hmm.Draco gay to Harry and Ron.I think I can work with that!
Red and Gold: No! THIS ISN'T A SNAPE/HERMIONE! Though I love Snape/Hermione, this is my baby! I'm not changing couplings now! You'll notice, when Draco and Hermione finally snog, that it'll be far better described than the snogging in this chapter! I just like to torture poor Sev! ^-^
PolishPrincess: Yup! Took your suggestion!
Ikabupini: Just sit back, relax, read and enjoy and you'll find out soon enough!
I'm sorry it took so long if you've been waiting for a long time! If you want me to e-mail you people whenever I update, please notify me via review!
On with the story!
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Harry, Ron and Ginny quickly caught up with Hermione and cornered her.
"What happened Hermione? Are you okay?" Harry asked in a concerned tone.
But Hermione wasn't taking in a word Harry was saying she seemed to be hysterical. She was pacing around in a grotesque manner, looking rather disheveled. She was also speaking to herself. "I know! I can move away and never face him again! No, then I'd miss everyone. I could enchant him to make him invisible to me! No, then I wouldn't be able to do any work. I could commit suicide! Why would I do that/? I know! I'll kill him! Or I'll get him to transfer!" Hermione muttered insanely.
Ron gave a weak laugh, looking at Hermione with a gentle look that was saved especially for people who were insane. "Hermione? Are you okay?" He asked, feeling a strong urge to swirl his fingers around, indicating 'Crazy!'.
After what seemed like forever, Hermione finally turned to face Harry, Ron and Ginny, acknowledging that they were there. "I'm fine!" Hermione squeaked, "except for the fact that I want nothing to do with the person who I found was destined to be my lover!"
"Lover? How'd you find out?" Ginny asked tentatively.
"There's a side effect to the spell that Malfoy put on me. and that's that if the one who the spell was put on has to make a choice involving sexual activity and one of the choices happens to be the one who's destined to be his lover, then the choice will have frequent thoughts of him or her, which get increasingly nastier! And just guess who's been getting thoughts of that sort all day!" Hermione exclaimed hysterically.
Harry, Ron and Ginny's jaws all dropped in horror.
Harry found his voice first. "Are.are you saying.Snape and you?"
Hermione's voice kept on getting higher pitched.something it did when she was in a panic. "I really hope not, but it seems that way! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go beat up my pillow, wallow in self pity, then kill Malfoy!" Hermione exclaimed in distress.
"What about class?" Ron asked, sweatdropping at the one time Hermione wasn't worried in the slightest bit about getting to class.
Hermione just moaned. "What is it? You're usually the one bugging us to get to class early!" Harry stated, trying to act fairly and as if nothing was wrong with Hermione.
"Guess what class we have right after lunch?" Hermione groaned.
"Double potions with the Slytherins.and for two periods, not one-oh!" Harry replied understandingly.
Hermione nodded sadly, "I think I'll skip it thanks!"
"Do you mind if I get that on camera?" Ron asked, shrugging at the glares both Hermione and Harry sent him, "What? It's not like I'll ever see Hermione say she WANTS to skip class under normal circumstances!"
"True." Harry stated, looking thoughtful, "Well Hermione.I think you ought to face potions with Snape. The longer you wait, the more chance of Snape," At this, Harry sniggered, "pouncing on you."
"Alright.but I want to be alone for a bit. Maybe I'll show up half an hour into class, k? Tell Snape I'll be late." Hermione replied.
"Sure thing Hermione. See ya?" Harry asked.
Hermione nodded.
Ginny giggled, "Good luck with the dirty thoughts about Snape! I have to go too!"
Hermione waved, went into the Griffindor common room and flopped down on a couch where she screamed as loud as she could into a pillow.
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Draco walked lazily to where Harry and Ron were. He was smirking. "Where's Granger?" He drawled, "Chickened out on Potions, eh? Too bad for Professor Snape then."
"Huh? What do you mean by too bad for Snape?" Ron asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You'll see in a few minutes." Was all Draco smirked as he walked back to the Slytherin side of the room, in between Crabbe and Goyle.
"I wonder what's going to happen with Snape." Harry muttered to Ron.
Both wanted to now what would happen. And as soon as class started they did.
Snape strode in wearing a black tuxedo. His hair seemed to be washed and his teeth were miraculously white. In fact, he was so well primped up that he was barely recognizable as the mean, evil and ugly potions master.
Everyone in the room was either gaping, sweatdropping, sighing or checking him out with interest.
Harry and Ron were gaping at Snape who was scanning the room for Hermione. Everything in the room except Snape and Draco (who was laughing as silently as he could) were frozen.
" Excuse me, but does anyone know where Hermione is?" Snape asked.
He was beyond fighting it.he had given up awhile ago and was no longer correcting himself from saying Hermione instead of Miss Granger.
Draco answered the question. "I believe she's in the Griffindor common getting ready." He replied, emphasizing the last two words.
"Well class, settle down. Today you'll be working on love potions." Snape stated, ignoring Lavender and Parvati's excited squeals, "Just read the instructions off the board.I'll be going to the Griffindor common room now."
Harry, Ron, Draco, Lavender, Parvati, Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy ran after him in anticipation, spite and curiosity. (A/N: imagine Snape and group running down the halls with Song Number 2 by Blur playing loudly in the background.WOOHOO! ^_______^)
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Hermione sat staring into space thinking of nothing in particular. She knew nothing of the group running at full speed toward where she was.
Suddenly, The door burst open. Hermione jumped in horror and ran as fast as she could, avoiding Snape who was chasing her. Draco, Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy were all watching and laughing, Parvati and Lavender were watching with HUGE interest while Harry and Ron tried to save Hermione.
Unfortunately, Snape ended up pouncing on Hermione. Hermione wanted to scream, but in fear of getting Snape's tongue down her throat, she kept it shut and screamed as if she was gagged emitting a small "MMPH!". With or without Hermione's mouth open, Snape's mouth found Hermione's.
Hermione's eyes widened as Snape lips descended on hers. Involuntarily, Hermione found herself responding. Their tongues explored every nook and cranny of the other's mouths, hands traveled along robes and legs entangled with each other. When the two finally pulled away, feeling the spell loosen its grip on them, both were as red as tomatoes and speechless.
Everything was frozen in mid-action. Everyone had been thrown off guard with the intensity of the snog. Draco finally let out a snicker.and chaos broke out.
Pansy was pointing at Snape, then Hermione and falling to the ground, letting out her annoying shrieks of laughter as she went.
Crabbe and Goyle, being the stupid followers that they were, sniggered along stupidly with Pansy.
Lavender and Parvati, however, were now gossiping like mad. "Omigod! I never thought Snape could be so hot! Man, he's a good snogger." Lavender complimented appreciatively.
"And who thought Hermione could actually snog! Maybe she secretly reading books on snogging spells! And Snape.who knew" Parvati replied, with Lavender joining in for the end, "HE WAS SO HOT! MAYBE WE SHOULD CAST THAT SPELL ON OURSELVES!"
Then Lavender and Parvati broke into a giggling fit.
Meanwhile, Harry and Ron were giving Hermione a 'fraternizing with the enemy!' speech.
"How could you Hermione? Why didn't you pull away or hex Snape?" Harry moaned.
"That's.fraternizing with the enemy!" Ron added, "and the snogging session between you and Snape.that was just wrong."
"I know, but as soon as our lips touched, I couldn't stop it! The spell was overpowering my control! You think I actually want to be with Snape?!" Hermione exclaimed incredulously.
"Er, yeah, don't you? I mean since you're destined to be with him and all." Harry replied, with an apologetic look at Hermione's furious face.
Snape's eyes suddenly bulged as large, if not larger than Professor Trelawny's did, in horrified shock. "What do you mean by destined to be with Miss Granger?" He demanded weakly, going paler than normal.
"The side effects of the spell." Hermione, now blushing mumbled, "I couldn't stop thinking about." At this, Hermione coughed, "you."
Draco had his fist in his mouth to keep from laughing, but a small snort escaped anyhow. Suddenly, Snape, Hermione, Ron and Harry's attention were focused on Draco who managed to muster up an innocent face, though his normally cold grey eyes were still dancing with laughter.
"What's so funny Malfoy?" The quartet demanded in an odd unison of voices.
"What do you mean?" Malfoy tried to splutter indignantly as if he were the most innocent person in the world, "just because I snickered, everyone suspects me of something? I just find Granger and Sevvie to be a sort of hilarious couple!"
"Right. Your eyes say otherwise though." Hermione pointed out, "what did you do this time?"
"Nothing." Draco insisted.
"Would you like to try that under the influence of veritaserum Malfoy?" Snape hissed, pulling out the same bottle he'd threatened Harry with in their fourth year.
"Er, no thanks Sevviekins dear. I've just realized how cute you look all angry like that!" Draco grinned.
"The truth, Malfoy, unless you want veritaserum down your throat!" Snape growled.
Though Draco was intimidated by Snape, he evaded his angry demand by acting gay again. "Frankly, Sev, I'd rather have your tongue down my throat over veritaserum. You seem good at it.afterall, with Granger?" Draco smiled serenely.
"SHUT UP MALFOY!" Hermione and Snape yelled at the same time, looking everywhere but at each other, both flushed with rage.
"WELL?!" Hermione shouted, "The truth or a black eye or some sort of curse?"
"Hehe, fine the truth." Draco grinned sheepishly.
"So?" Hermione demanded.
"Well. I was sorta pissed at you for the teacher thing, and vowed revenge! Then I thought of the spell and performed it on you. After I reread the side effects of the spell, I started putting thoughts in your head.the rest is history!" Draco explained quickly, smirking the whole time.
At that moment, Draco was suddenly reminded of over air-filled balloons as Snape and Hermione seemed to explode with anger as they started yelling at Draco and charging at him.
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A/N: I know.This chapter was DEFINITELY NOT Draco/Hermione.Criticize the pairings if you want to.This is still Draco/Hermione, just with a slight SS/HG twist for this chapter! I just love torturing Sev!
Now I'll start hypnotising people! ~* You are getting very sleepy, under my control! (I'm speaking like Trelawny ^-^) You will now click the go button (the button of a lavender colour) and submit a review either anonymously or signed on..@.@= Must click go button.(That's you! ^____^;;;) *~
See ya in chapter 8!
DMSL~
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from HP! I only own the spell that was put on Snape that made him need to either snog Hermione or Draco! Oh, and the spell that started the whole problem!
A/N: Thanks to all my wonderful reviewers! They are:
Taintless, Whoosh, Slytherin's Snake, ~The Simon Cowell of Fanfiction.net~, die hard Draco Hermione, some12, ikabupini, Samara Potter, xangel_luvx, A.L. Lorraine, phoebe666, Moon Assasin 13, PolishPrincess, feltonsgurl, Mystic Snow, Lady Matsu, Alexis Strange, Akuma Malick, ilukaiba, Varda, Fleur, ringette-chick, Red and Gold, Judy, Eric, Pinky, Ajuxliapose and last but not least.SweeTpI!!!
And here's my replies to some of the reviewers:
Fleur: Oh sorry, my mistake.hmm.Draco gay to Harry and Ron.I think I can work with that!
Red and Gold: No! THIS ISN'T A SNAPE/HERMIONE! Though I love Snape/Hermione, this is my baby! I'm not changing couplings now! You'll notice, when Draco and Hermione finally snog, that it'll be far better described than the snogging in this chapter! I just like to torture poor Sev! ^-^
PolishPrincess: Yup! Took your suggestion!
Ikabupini: Just sit back, relax, read and enjoy and you'll find out soon enough!
I'm sorry it took so long if you've been waiting for a long time! If you want me to e-mail you people whenever I update, please notify me via review!
On with the story!
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Harry, Ron and Ginny quickly caught up with Hermione and cornered her.
"What happened Hermione? Are you okay?" Harry asked in a concerned tone.
But Hermione wasn't taking in a word Harry was saying she seemed to be hysterical. She was pacing around in a grotesque manner, looking rather disheveled. She was also speaking to herself. "I know! I can move away and never face him again! No, then I'd miss everyone. I could enchant him to make him invisible to me! No, then I wouldn't be able to do any work. I could commit suicide! Why would I do that/? I know! I'll kill him! Or I'll get him to transfer!" Hermione muttered insanely.
Ron gave a weak laugh, looking at Hermione with a gentle look that was saved especially for people who were insane. "Hermione? Are you okay?" He asked, feeling a strong urge to swirl his fingers around, indicating 'Crazy!'.
After what seemed like forever, Hermione finally turned to face Harry, Ron and Ginny, acknowledging that they were there. "I'm fine!" Hermione squeaked, "except for the fact that I want nothing to do with the person who I found was destined to be my lover!"
"Lover? How'd you find out?" Ginny asked tentatively.
"There's a side effect to the spell that Malfoy put on me. and that's that if the one who the spell was put on has to make a choice involving sexual activity and one of the choices happens to be the one who's destined to be his lover, then the choice will have frequent thoughts of him or her, which get increasingly nastier! And just guess who's been getting thoughts of that sort all day!" Hermione exclaimed hysterically.
Harry, Ron and Ginny's jaws all dropped in horror.
Harry found his voice first. "Are.are you saying.Snape and you?"
Hermione's voice kept on getting higher pitched.something it did when she was in a panic. "I really hope not, but it seems that way! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go beat up my pillow, wallow in self pity, then kill Malfoy!" Hermione exclaimed in distress.
"What about class?" Ron asked, sweatdropping at the one time Hermione wasn't worried in the slightest bit about getting to class.
Hermione just moaned. "What is it? You're usually the one bugging us to get to class early!" Harry stated, trying to act fairly and as if nothing was wrong with Hermione.
"Guess what class we have right after lunch?" Hermione groaned.
"Double potions with the Slytherins.and for two periods, not one-oh!" Harry replied understandingly.
Hermione nodded sadly, "I think I'll skip it thanks!"
"Do you mind if I get that on camera?" Ron asked, shrugging at the glares both Hermione and Harry sent him, "What? It's not like I'll ever see Hermione say she WANTS to skip class under normal circumstances!"
"True." Harry stated, looking thoughtful, "Well Hermione.I think you ought to face potions with Snape. The longer you wait, the more chance of Snape," At this, Harry sniggered, "pouncing on you."
"Alright.but I want to be alone for a bit. Maybe I'll show up half an hour into class, k? Tell Snape I'll be late." Hermione replied.
"Sure thing Hermione. See ya?" Harry asked.
Hermione nodded.
Ginny giggled, "Good luck with the dirty thoughts about Snape! I have to go too!"
Hermione waved, went into the Griffindor common room and flopped down on a couch where she screamed as loud as she could into a pillow.
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Draco walked lazily to where Harry and Ron were. He was smirking. "Where's Granger?" He drawled, "Chickened out on Potions, eh? Too bad for Professor Snape then."
"Huh? What do you mean by too bad for Snape?" Ron asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You'll see in a few minutes." Was all Draco smirked as he walked back to the Slytherin side of the room, in between Crabbe and Goyle.
"I wonder what's going to happen with Snape." Harry muttered to Ron.
Both wanted to now what would happen. And as soon as class started they did.
Snape strode in wearing a black tuxedo. His hair seemed to be washed and his teeth were miraculously white. In fact, he was so well primped up that he was barely recognizable as the mean, evil and ugly potions master.
Everyone in the room was either gaping, sweatdropping, sighing or checking him out with interest.
Harry and Ron were gaping at Snape who was scanning the room for Hermione. Everything in the room except Snape and Draco (who was laughing as silently as he could) were frozen.
" Excuse me, but does anyone know where Hermione is?" Snape asked.
He was beyond fighting it.he had given up awhile ago and was no longer correcting himself from saying Hermione instead of Miss Granger.
Draco answered the question. "I believe she's in the Griffindor common getting ready." He replied, emphasizing the last two words.
"Well class, settle down. Today you'll be working on love potions." Snape stated, ignoring Lavender and Parvati's excited squeals, "Just read the instructions off the board.I'll be going to the Griffindor common room now."
Harry, Ron, Draco, Lavender, Parvati, Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy ran after him in anticipation, spite and curiosity. (A/N: imagine Snape and group running down the halls with Song Number 2 by Blur playing loudly in the background.WOOHOO! ^_______^)
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Hermione sat staring into space thinking of nothing in particular. She knew nothing of the group running at full speed toward where she was.
Suddenly, The door burst open. Hermione jumped in horror and ran as fast as she could, avoiding Snape who was chasing her. Draco, Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy were all watching and laughing, Parvati and Lavender were watching with HUGE interest while Harry and Ron tried to save Hermione.
Unfortunately, Snape ended up pouncing on Hermione. Hermione wanted to scream, but in fear of getting Snape's tongue down her throat, she kept it shut and screamed as if she was gagged emitting a small "MMPH!". With or without Hermione's mouth open, Snape's mouth found Hermione's.
Hermione's eyes widened as Snape lips descended on hers. Involuntarily, Hermione found herself responding. Their tongues explored every nook and cranny of the other's mouths, hands traveled along robes and legs entangled with each other. When the two finally pulled away, feeling the spell loosen its grip on them, both were as red as tomatoes and speechless.
Everything was frozen in mid-action. Everyone had been thrown off guard with the intensity of the snog. Draco finally let out a snicker.and chaos broke out.
Pansy was pointing at Snape, then Hermione and falling to the ground, letting out her annoying shrieks of laughter as she went.
Crabbe and Goyle, being the stupid followers that they were, sniggered along stupidly with Pansy.
Lavender and Parvati, however, were now gossiping like mad. "Omigod! I never thought Snape could be so hot! Man, he's a good snogger." Lavender complimented appreciatively.
"And who thought Hermione could actually snog! Maybe she secretly reading books on snogging spells! And Snape.who knew" Parvati replied, with Lavender joining in for the end, "HE WAS SO HOT! MAYBE WE SHOULD CAST THAT SPELL ON OURSELVES!"
Then Lavender and Parvati broke into a giggling fit.
Meanwhile, Harry and Ron were giving Hermione a 'fraternizing with the enemy!' speech.
"How could you Hermione? Why didn't you pull away or hex Snape?" Harry moaned.
"That's.fraternizing with the enemy!" Ron added, "and the snogging session between you and Snape.that was just wrong."
"I know, but as soon as our lips touched, I couldn't stop it! The spell was overpowering my control! You think I actually want to be with Snape?!" Hermione exclaimed incredulously.
"Er, yeah, don't you? I mean since you're destined to be with him and all." Harry replied, with an apologetic look at Hermione's furious face.
Snape's eyes suddenly bulged as large, if not larger than Professor Trelawny's did, in horrified shock. "What do you mean by destined to be with Miss Granger?" He demanded weakly, going paler than normal.
"The side effects of the spell." Hermione, now blushing mumbled, "I couldn't stop thinking about." At this, Hermione coughed, "you."
Draco had his fist in his mouth to keep from laughing, but a small snort escaped anyhow. Suddenly, Snape, Hermione, Ron and Harry's attention were focused on Draco who managed to muster up an innocent face, though his normally cold grey eyes were still dancing with laughter.
"What's so funny Malfoy?" The quartet demanded in an odd unison of voices.
"What do you mean?" Malfoy tried to splutter indignantly as if he were the most innocent person in the world, "just because I snickered, everyone suspects me of something? I just find Granger and Sevvie to be a sort of hilarious couple!"
"Right. Your eyes say otherwise though." Hermione pointed out, "what did you do this time?"
"Nothing." Draco insisted.
"Would you like to try that under the influence of veritaserum Malfoy?" Snape hissed, pulling out the same bottle he'd threatened Harry with in their fourth year.
"Er, no thanks Sevviekins dear. I've just realized how cute you look all angry like that!" Draco grinned.
"The truth, Malfoy, unless you want veritaserum down your throat!" Snape growled.
Though Draco was intimidated by Snape, he evaded his angry demand by acting gay again. "Frankly, Sev, I'd rather have your tongue down my throat over veritaserum. You seem good at it.afterall, with Granger?" Draco smiled serenely.
"SHUT UP MALFOY!" Hermione and Snape yelled at the same time, looking everywhere but at each other, both flushed with rage.
"WELL?!" Hermione shouted, "The truth or a black eye or some sort of curse?"
"Hehe, fine the truth." Draco grinned sheepishly.
"So?" Hermione demanded.
"Well. I was sorta pissed at you for the teacher thing, and vowed revenge! Then I thought of the spell and performed it on you. After I reread the side effects of the spell, I started putting thoughts in your head.the rest is history!" Draco explained quickly, smirking the whole time.
At that moment, Draco was suddenly reminded of over air-filled balloons as Snape and Hermione seemed to explode with anger as they started yelling at Draco and charging at him.
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A/N: I know.This chapter was DEFINITELY NOT Draco/Hermione.Criticize the pairings if you want to.This is still Draco/Hermione, just with a slight SS/HG twist for this chapter! I just love torturing Sev!
Now I'll start hypnotising people! ~* You are getting very sleepy, under my control! (I'm speaking like Trelawny ^-^) You will now click the go button (the button of a lavender colour) and submit a review either anonymously or signed on..@.@= Must click go button.(That's you! ^____^;;;) *~
See ya in chapter 8!
DMSL~