Chapter 8: blank for now
A/N: ^________^ Hi everyone! Thanks for all the reviews! The wonderful reviewers are: Tom4eva, PolishPrincess, painterchica, Taintless, sweetstar3, Cheese_Master77, Mystic Snow, xangel_luvx, LiBlackDragon, Megan, Red and Gold, Phoebe666, Kat, GriffindorGirl13, diehard Draco Hermione, Marilyn, Sam;), Nancy, Judy, Irini, Lisha, Airotci, Lady Matsu, ikabupini, preciousonee, Whosh, Tiana Lunaris, Some12, Hotel paper, anonymous, mIsSyBiRd12, gsnape, fleur, yassameen, Unhealthily-Obsessed, k-kat13 and austrailian gurl.
Replies:
Taintless: I'm fine for now.too much homework, you?
Ikabupini: No, Draco was tricking Hermione into thinking that she was destined for Snape, which she isn't. Sorry to have confused you!
Judy: Yes, but I'm going to keep the romance out for awhile while Draco does his favours.
Well, Glad you're liking the gay Draco saga! And not to worry, no more Snape/Hermione!!! I probably grossed you guys out, right? Well except for those who like Draco/Hermione and Severus/Hermione like me!
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Draco managed to escape Snape by yelling, "Expelliarmus! Petrificus totalus!", but Hermione managed to pin Draco to the ground in a position that looked more like she was straddling him.
Hermione snatched Draco and Snape's wands away from him, throwing them way out of Draco's reach. Then Hermione started punching Draco as hard as she could manage, shouting at him the whole time. "DAMN." She punched him, "YOU." She punched him harder, "YOU" She punched him again, "GODDAMN" She punched him, "ANNOYING" She punched him again, "STUPID" She slapped him this time, "FERRET!"
"GET OFF ME GRANGER!" Draco shouted from underneath Hermione.
There were times, while Hermione was strangling the struggling Draco that Parvati, Lavender, Pansy, Harry and Ron all rubbed their eyes convinced that Hermione was tearing at Draco's clothes, trying to get them off. which she was, sort of. "STOP TRYING TO USE YOUR ROBES TO CUSHION YOUR NECK! TAKE THEM OFF! UNDRESS SO I CAN CHOKE YOU DAMMIT!!" Hermione yelled, "TAKE OFF YOUR ROBE!!!"
Unfortunately for them, Professor McGonagall had just walked in with a bunch of first years, in the middle of explaining something in the Griffindor common.
"Children! Avert your eyes!" A dumfounded Professor McGonagall ordered, then turning to Draco and Hermione, "You two are school prefects! Such inappropriate behavior! This is Hogwarts, a school! Not a house of mirth! If you two continue to act so inappropriately, you shall be demoted from your prefect positions! Twenty points each from Griffindor and Slytherin!"
"Bu-!" Hermione spluttered.
Snape was watching the whole scene with amusement. But he tried to avoid being anywhere near everyone else because up close, it was quite evident how much he'd enjoyed the snog. He managed to slip out of the Griffindor common unnoticed and rushed to find his baggiest, least revealing clothes. especially baggy near his crotch.
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Hermione gave Draco one last very hard punch in the face before getting off him, blushing with embarrassment and anger. She bent down to Draco's ear and whispered lethally, "I swear I'll get revenge on you for this." Then she stormed out.
The rest of the Draco gay week passed by quickly.no one got sick of the gay, humorous Draco.
Snape was more cruel to Hermione and Draco than ever, taking off points for almost everything they did. if Hermione breathed slightly louder than normal or blinked too much, a point was taken.if Draco's potion was one hue off, five points were taken.if Hermione was too much of a know-it-all, ten points were taken.for showing up for classes, five points were taken.for not showing up for class, twenty were taken.the list went on and on, the reasons being absolutely ludicrous.
Hermione was receiving taunts from everyone for they all knew of the snog and how she then tried to get Draco as well. Only the true witnesses of the snog knew otherwise and only Harry and Ron were defending Hermione. Parvati and Lavender agreed completely because it lost their statuses as the Griffindor sluts.
Draco didn't mind the taunts.he added onto them! His face was completely healed so he didn't help Hermione's stories one bit.
Snape on the other hand, was also going through hell. A few of the students even decided to frizz their own hair, either to annoy Snape or try to seduce him. After seeing him in action, Parvati and Lavender began showing up to potions with their teeth enlarged, hair frizzed and hands up for no particular reason.
Everything was chaotic at Hogwarts, but instead of trying to stop it, Dumbledore decided to let it continue. He thought that it'd be best to have fun while the still weren't under attack by Voldemort. He knew that there'd be tough times ahead and wanted everyone to live their lives with fun while they still had the chance. That and Dumbledore was really a kid at heart, wasn't everyone?
Draco spent the rest of the week at ease, occasionally trying to seduce the male teachers, Snape in particular. But he also taunted a few students.
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Draco decided he'd try and scare the hell out of Ron, who seemed to have way less sense than Harry, though Draco would never admit it. Draco heard from Hermione, indirectly that Ron would be in the library.
Draco strode up to Ron, looking innocent. "Hey Ro-er, Weasley. Whatcha doing? Mind if I sit next to you?" Draco asked.
Ron's eyes widened slightly. "Why?" He asked coldly.
Draco blushed, something he could easily do at will. "Because, well, this will sound strange, but I felt a, um need for your company." Draco replied in a nervous tone.
Ron's eyes widened more in realization. 'Hang on, something isn't right.Malfoy's not supposed to be gay with us students.just the teachers. Then why is he acting as if he has a crush on me?' Ron thought, 'I'll let him sit for awhile and see what he's up to.". "Alright, fine Malfoy." Ron shrugged.
"Gee, thanks Ron..er.Weasley." Draco let slip, sitting beside Ron.
Draco almost smirked, but kept his acting face as he saw Ron visibly stiffen uncomfortably. "What's the matter?" Draco asked in a concerned tone.
"Er, nothing Malfoy. Are you here to study or to watch me study or to do homework?" Ron demanded.
"I'll read over your shoulder." Draco finally replied.
After about five minutes of sitting still, just studying, Ron loosened up a bit. Draco looked over his shoulder and smirked at nothing before slowly snaking his arm around Ron, movie style. Ron stiffened up immediately. "What are you doing Malfoy?" He asked shakily.
Draco sighed, "You want the truth or my cover-up lie?"
"Truth of course." Ron replied.
"Well.." Draco started sheepishly, looking everywhere but at Ron, blushing furiously (or so Ron thought),"Ivebeentryingtoworkupenoughcouragetoaskyououttotheballorsomethingb ecauseireallylikeyouandiactuallyamagayimnotjustpretendingronandcanicallyouro ninsteadofweasley?"
"What did you say Malfoy?" Ron asked, though he understood some of what Draco had said. He was unnerved.
Draco took a deep breath and repeated himself more calmly, "I've been trying to work up enough courage to ask you out to a ball or something because I really like you and I'm actually gay, I'm not just pretending and can I call you Ron instead of Weasley?"
Ron looked pale and sick. "You-you're really gay?" He asked weakly.
"Yup! And it's been quite fun with the teachers. I don't have to hide my true colours for once." Draco grinned, pulling Ron so close that Ron was leaning on Draco's shoulder, "So, wanna go out sometime? I'll treat."
Ron went completely white. "B-but you hate me!" Ron spluttered.
"No, I don't. Putting you down is my way of flirting with you guys without getting in too much trouble with my father." Draco replied smoothly.
""I have to go." Ron said quickly, getting up.
'I've snogged Snape before.Weasley's no problem! I just perform a self- scourgify and my mouth gets washed!' Draco thought. He quickly grabbed Ron and snogged him, not failing to add in a bit of tongue, leaving Ron stunned. "If you change your mind, I'll be waiting this week." Draco purred leaving Ron to rush to the washroom to puke.
Satisfied with his work, he went off to wash his mouth.
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Everytime Draco saw Ron, He always gave him a suggestive wink, blew him a kiss, waved or fluttered his eyelashes ridiculously. But this was only when no one was looking.
Ron was very tense. Anyone who even brushed him slightly, made him break into a sweat and stiffen up. Harry and Hermione noticed this.
"What's up Ron? You've been really guarded lately. Earlier I tapped you on the shoulder and you bolted away!" Hermione exclaimed once in the privacy of the Griffindor common.
"Er, It's a long story." Ron sighed.
"We're listening." Harry replied.
"I don't want to talk about it." Ron said dully, reminding Hermione strongly of Professor Binns.
"Alright, we won't force you to, but if you ever want to talk about it, we're here." Hermione shrugged.
Ron sighed, "Fine I'll tell you. It's Malfoy. And him being gay with the teachers."
Harry gasped in shock, "Lemme guess! You saw something that's got you very traumatized like Malfoy and Snape!"
"Nope, worse.it INVOLVED me." Ron replied.
"WHAT?!" Hermione and Harry shouted in unison.
"What did he do to you?" Hermione demanded as Harry asked, "What happened?"
"Huh?" Ron asked.
"What happened?" Harry asked.
"What did he do to you?" Hermione repeated after Harry had spoken.
"He.He.MALFOY VIOLATED ME!" Ron burst out.
"What'd he do?" Hermione asked, having a hard time holding back her snigger, which managed to escape anyway.
"He snogged me!" Ron wailed.
Hermione cracked up laughing, "AND YOU BELIEVE HE'S REALLY GAY?!"
"He's been flirting whenever we're alone!" Ron retorted hysterically.
"He's just trying to get to you because he can. And you're falling for his act." Hermione stated simply, shrugging, "I mean, he finds you to be a disgrace to pureblood wizards, so why'd he bother with you?"
"He said it was all an act that he has to put on to keep himself and me out of danger." Ron supplied.
"I don't know what you think, but my intuition tells me that it's all an act, so, suit yourself Ron, but I have to go finish an essay." Hermione shrugged, giving up on reasoning with Ron.
"I think I have to agree with Hermione on this one." Harry finally said, "You're looking too far into this one."
"I guess so, but I still feel violated.HE SNOGGED ME FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"
After a few days more of the over-paranoid Ron who slept curled in a ball tucked tightly in the blankets with his wand at ready under his pillow, Harry and Hermione decided to ask Dumbledore to try to help Ron.
Dumbledore obliged and began counseling the extremely traumatized Ron.
Finally, it was time for Draco to start hitting on the female teachers.
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A/N: ^___________^ Short, short, chappie, right? Well I leave you at this cliffhanger, k? No? Fine.I'll continue.
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Hermione managed to 'collide' into Draco before breakfast.
"Morning Malfoy! Nothing could get me too down today for today you must start hitting on the female teachers!" Hermione chirped happily, marching down the hall with Malfoy, a broad grin on her face.
Draco groaned, remembering how Professor McGonagall was like. She just didn't go for nonsense. Maybe he'd hit on Madame Hooch or someone easy.
Hermione gave Malfoy one big pat on the back and went over to the Griffindor table. Harry, Ron and Ginny grinned at Hermione as she sat down. "Lemme guess, week number two and stunt number two." Harry guessed.
"Yup! Nothing's gonna get me down today!" Hermione grinned.
Hermione glanced from Draco, to the staff table. As Draco neared the teacher's table, Snape visibly stiffened and his hand gripped something in his pocket, which Hermione guessed was his wand.
Just as Draco started his sentence, ("Hello, all you lovely.") Snape put the full body bind on Draco, and dragged him far away from the staff table.
Hermione laughed. Snape glared, looking extremely irritated as he returned from delivering Draco to the farthest spot in the Great Hall from the staff table. Draco looked in Hermione's direction with eyes that read "If you don't get me out, you won't be seeing me in action this breakfast!"
Hermione quickly whispered the counter spell and Draco was released. At once, Draco announced loudly, "I'm so sorry I traumatized all you people! I've just realized that I'm not actually gay and it was just my psycho hormones! I'm really straight and I have my sights set on the beautiful, lovely, intelligent Professor Sinistra!" Draco controlled his urge to shudder and continued towards the staff table, "So, without further ado, will you date me Professor Sinistra?"
Professor Sinistra's eyes widened in absolute shock. Finally, she replied, "Sorry Mr. Malfoy, but it's against school policy to date students and I don't fancy you at all."
"Well that's just fine and dandy!" Draco sniffed, "Why does everyone I like always reject me except for those who I don't even like?!" Draco pointed at Pansy, "WHY????"
"Er." Professor Sinistra started, trying to find something comforting to say.
"Well, fine. I also like you Professor McGonagall.Will you-" Draco started as Professor Mcgonagall cut him off, snapping, "ABSOLUTELY NOT! TEN POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN FOR TRYING TO HIT ON THE TEACHERS!!!"
"I need a hug." Draco sniffed loudly.
Draco yelped as a pair of arms came around him. Draco's eyes seemed to bulged out of his sockets. It was Filch! "AHHHHGGGGHHH! HELP ME! MAD CARETAKER ON THE LOOSE!" Draco yelled.
Hermione noticed that Snape made absolutely no move to stop Filch. Neither did Dumbledore, McGonagall or any other male teacher. Professor Sinistra shifted slightly, but thought better of it and remained sitting. Most of the teachers were either trying and failing to not let out their giggles and sniggers and others had "He deserves it" looks on their faces.
Filch began rubbing his head affectionately against Draco's back. Draco gave up on trying to receive help and elbowed Filch right in the stomach. Filch doubled over in pain and Draco took the opportunity to bolt away and point his wand at Filch. "If you ever try to touch me again squib, "Draco hissed in a lethal voice, "you will get hexed until you're unrecognizable, permanent hexes, not temporary ones like jelly-legs."
Filch whimpered a very quiet, "Yes sir." And rushed out of the Great Hall.
Snape's eyebrows were furrowed in a confused expression. Finally, after seconds of delay, he asked in a confused, yet sarcastic tone, "I've been wondering. white the hell is going on? Isn't Malfoy gay? Or does he only enjoy driving me to insanity?"
Hermione snorted and Snape whirled around to face her. "Ah so it was half your fault then Granger" He spat, not bothering to add the miss in front of it, "fifty points from-"
"I'm afraid I'll have to interject, Severus. You have no evidence of this accusation. If Miss Granger found your statement funny, which it is slightly, then that doesn't immediately mean it's all her fault." Dumbledore argued reasonably, "so please control your temper Severus."
Hermione smiled inwardly, knowing that Dumdledore, as always, knew exactly what was going on. Draco shrugged and headed straight back to Professor McGonagall. "Can I take you to the next ball?" Draco asked tentatively.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" McGonagall replied firmly.
"Oh so you're playing hard to get Minerva, eh? Mind if I call you Nervvie since I called Severus Sevvie?" Draco asked hopefully.
"NO! TEN POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!" Snape ad McGonagall yelled in unison.
"Nervvie can I PLEASE date you? I promise I'll be at your beck and call!" Draco pleaded desperately, or so it seemed.
"NO! DETENTION WITH FILCH!" McGonagall barked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Draco yelled, turning solemn "oh well, Nervvie, I forgive you."
"MY NAME IS NOT NERVVIE!" She exclaimed, losing her temper, "THIRTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN AND YOU'RE FORBIDDEN FROM ENTERING ANY OF MY CLASSES!"
"But. You can't do that!" Draco protested, getting cut off by McGonagall's strict voice. "Yes I can, and I am. Your homework will be sent to you by a classmate." She stated with a final sort of tone.
Draco didn't dare try his luck and went back to his room since his first class would've been Transfiguration. As he exited the Great Hall, he muttered, "Oh well, then at least I can spend that time writing love-notes, musical poems and howlers!"
A/N: ^__________^ Yay! I finally updated! Aren't you proud of me?
Well, not much to say.sorry it took so long to update as usual, but pretty soon, my Dad says he'll get a computer at his place and then I can update more often!
Any comments, criticisms, flames, questions etc. welcome!
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A/N: ^________^ Hi everyone! Thanks for all the reviews! The wonderful reviewers are: Tom4eva, PolishPrincess, painterchica, Taintless, sweetstar3, Cheese_Master77, Mystic Snow, xangel_luvx, LiBlackDragon, Megan, Red and Gold, Phoebe666, Kat, GriffindorGirl13, diehard Draco Hermione, Marilyn, Sam;), Nancy, Judy, Irini, Lisha, Airotci, Lady Matsu, ikabupini, preciousonee, Whosh, Tiana Lunaris, Some12, Hotel paper, anonymous, mIsSyBiRd12, gsnape, fleur, yassameen, Unhealthily-Obsessed, k-kat13 and austrailian gurl.
Replies:
Taintless: I'm fine for now.too much homework, you?
Ikabupini: No, Draco was tricking Hermione into thinking that she was destined for Snape, which she isn't. Sorry to have confused you!
Judy: Yes, but I'm going to keep the romance out for awhile while Draco does his favours.
Well, Glad you're liking the gay Draco saga! And not to worry, no more Snape/Hermione!!! I probably grossed you guys out, right? Well except for those who like Draco/Hermione and Severus/Hermione like me!
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Draco managed to escape Snape by yelling, "Expelliarmus! Petrificus totalus!", but Hermione managed to pin Draco to the ground in a position that looked more like she was straddling him.
Hermione snatched Draco and Snape's wands away from him, throwing them way out of Draco's reach. Then Hermione started punching Draco as hard as she could manage, shouting at him the whole time. "DAMN." She punched him, "YOU." She punched him harder, "YOU" She punched him again, "GODDAMN" She punched him, "ANNOYING" She punched him again, "STUPID" She slapped him this time, "FERRET!"
"GET OFF ME GRANGER!" Draco shouted from underneath Hermione.
There were times, while Hermione was strangling the struggling Draco that Parvati, Lavender, Pansy, Harry and Ron all rubbed their eyes convinced that Hermione was tearing at Draco's clothes, trying to get them off. which she was, sort of. "STOP TRYING TO USE YOUR ROBES TO CUSHION YOUR NECK! TAKE THEM OFF! UNDRESS SO I CAN CHOKE YOU DAMMIT!!" Hermione yelled, "TAKE OFF YOUR ROBE!!!"
Unfortunately for them, Professor McGonagall had just walked in with a bunch of first years, in the middle of explaining something in the Griffindor common.
"Children! Avert your eyes!" A dumfounded Professor McGonagall ordered, then turning to Draco and Hermione, "You two are school prefects! Such inappropriate behavior! This is Hogwarts, a school! Not a house of mirth! If you two continue to act so inappropriately, you shall be demoted from your prefect positions! Twenty points each from Griffindor and Slytherin!"
"Bu-!" Hermione spluttered.
Snape was watching the whole scene with amusement. But he tried to avoid being anywhere near everyone else because up close, it was quite evident how much he'd enjoyed the snog. He managed to slip out of the Griffindor common unnoticed and rushed to find his baggiest, least revealing clothes. especially baggy near his crotch.
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Hermione gave Draco one last very hard punch in the face before getting off him, blushing with embarrassment and anger. She bent down to Draco's ear and whispered lethally, "I swear I'll get revenge on you for this." Then she stormed out.
The rest of the Draco gay week passed by quickly.no one got sick of the gay, humorous Draco.
Snape was more cruel to Hermione and Draco than ever, taking off points for almost everything they did. if Hermione breathed slightly louder than normal or blinked too much, a point was taken.if Draco's potion was one hue off, five points were taken.if Hermione was too much of a know-it-all, ten points were taken.for showing up for classes, five points were taken.for not showing up for class, twenty were taken.the list went on and on, the reasons being absolutely ludicrous.
Hermione was receiving taunts from everyone for they all knew of the snog and how she then tried to get Draco as well. Only the true witnesses of the snog knew otherwise and only Harry and Ron were defending Hermione. Parvati and Lavender agreed completely because it lost their statuses as the Griffindor sluts.
Draco didn't mind the taunts.he added onto them! His face was completely healed so he didn't help Hermione's stories one bit.
Snape on the other hand, was also going through hell. A few of the students even decided to frizz their own hair, either to annoy Snape or try to seduce him. After seeing him in action, Parvati and Lavender began showing up to potions with their teeth enlarged, hair frizzed and hands up for no particular reason.
Everything was chaotic at Hogwarts, but instead of trying to stop it, Dumbledore decided to let it continue. He thought that it'd be best to have fun while the still weren't under attack by Voldemort. He knew that there'd be tough times ahead and wanted everyone to live their lives with fun while they still had the chance. That and Dumbledore was really a kid at heart, wasn't everyone?
Draco spent the rest of the week at ease, occasionally trying to seduce the male teachers, Snape in particular. But he also taunted a few students.
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Draco decided he'd try and scare the hell out of Ron, who seemed to have way less sense than Harry, though Draco would never admit it. Draco heard from Hermione, indirectly that Ron would be in the library.
Draco strode up to Ron, looking innocent. "Hey Ro-er, Weasley. Whatcha doing? Mind if I sit next to you?" Draco asked.
Ron's eyes widened slightly. "Why?" He asked coldly.
Draco blushed, something he could easily do at will. "Because, well, this will sound strange, but I felt a, um need for your company." Draco replied in a nervous tone.
Ron's eyes widened more in realization. 'Hang on, something isn't right.Malfoy's not supposed to be gay with us students.just the teachers. Then why is he acting as if he has a crush on me?' Ron thought, 'I'll let him sit for awhile and see what he's up to.". "Alright, fine Malfoy." Ron shrugged.
"Gee, thanks Ron..er.Weasley." Draco let slip, sitting beside Ron.
Draco almost smirked, but kept his acting face as he saw Ron visibly stiffen uncomfortably. "What's the matter?" Draco asked in a concerned tone.
"Er, nothing Malfoy. Are you here to study or to watch me study or to do homework?" Ron demanded.
"I'll read over your shoulder." Draco finally replied.
After about five minutes of sitting still, just studying, Ron loosened up a bit. Draco looked over his shoulder and smirked at nothing before slowly snaking his arm around Ron, movie style. Ron stiffened up immediately. "What are you doing Malfoy?" He asked shakily.
Draco sighed, "You want the truth or my cover-up lie?"
"Truth of course." Ron replied.
"Well.." Draco started sheepishly, looking everywhere but at Ron, blushing furiously (or so Ron thought),"Ivebeentryingtoworkupenoughcouragetoaskyououttotheballorsomethingb ecauseireallylikeyouandiactuallyamagayimnotjustpretendingronandcanicallyouro ninsteadofweasley?"
"What did you say Malfoy?" Ron asked, though he understood some of what Draco had said. He was unnerved.
Draco took a deep breath and repeated himself more calmly, "I've been trying to work up enough courage to ask you out to a ball or something because I really like you and I'm actually gay, I'm not just pretending and can I call you Ron instead of Weasley?"
Ron looked pale and sick. "You-you're really gay?" He asked weakly.
"Yup! And it's been quite fun with the teachers. I don't have to hide my true colours for once." Draco grinned, pulling Ron so close that Ron was leaning on Draco's shoulder, "So, wanna go out sometime? I'll treat."
Ron went completely white. "B-but you hate me!" Ron spluttered.
"No, I don't. Putting you down is my way of flirting with you guys without getting in too much trouble with my father." Draco replied smoothly.
""I have to go." Ron said quickly, getting up.
'I've snogged Snape before.Weasley's no problem! I just perform a self- scourgify and my mouth gets washed!' Draco thought. He quickly grabbed Ron and snogged him, not failing to add in a bit of tongue, leaving Ron stunned. "If you change your mind, I'll be waiting this week." Draco purred leaving Ron to rush to the washroom to puke.
Satisfied with his work, he went off to wash his mouth.
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Everytime Draco saw Ron, He always gave him a suggestive wink, blew him a kiss, waved or fluttered his eyelashes ridiculously. But this was only when no one was looking.
Ron was very tense. Anyone who even brushed him slightly, made him break into a sweat and stiffen up. Harry and Hermione noticed this.
"What's up Ron? You've been really guarded lately. Earlier I tapped you on the shoulder and you bolted away!" Hermione exclaimed once in the privacy of the Griffindor common.
"Er, It's a long story." Ron sighed.
"We're listening." Harry replied.
"I don't want to talk about it." Ron said dully, reminding Hermione strongly of Professor Binns.
"Alright, we won't force you to, but if you ever want to talk about it, we're here." Hermione shrugged.
Ron sighed, "Fine I'll tell you. It's Malfoy. And him being gay with the teachers."
Harry gasped in shock, "Lemme guess! You saw something that's got you very traumatized like Malfoy and Snape!"
"Nope, worse.it INVOLVED me." Ron replied.
"WHAT?!" Hermione and Harry shouted in unison.
"What did he do to you?" Hermione demanded as Harry asked, "What happened?"
"Huh?" Ron asked.
"What happened?" Harry asked.
"What did he do to you?" Hermione repeated after Harry had spoken.
"He.He.MALFOY VIOLATED ME!" Ron burst out.
"What'd he do?" Hermione asked, having a hard time holding back her snigger, which managed to escape anyway.
"He snogged me!" Ron wailed.
Hermione cracked up laughing, "AND YOU BELIEVE HE'S REALLY GAY?!"
"He's been flirting whenever we're alone!" Ron retorted hysterically.
"He's just trying to get to you because he can. And you're falling for his act." Hermione stated simply, shrugging, "I mean, he finds you to be a disgrace to pureblood wizards, so why'd he bother with you?"
"He said it was all an act that he has to put on to keep himself and me out of danger." Ron supplied.
"I don't know what you think, but my intuition tells me that it's all an act, so, suit yourself Ron, but I have to go finish an essay." Hermione shrugged, giving up on reasoning with Ron.
"I think I have to agree with Hermione on this one." Harry finally said, "You're looking too far into this one."
"I guess so, but I still feel violated.HE SNOGGED ME FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"
After a few days more of the over-paranoid Ron who slept curled in a ball tucked tightly in the blankets with his wand at ready under his pillow, Harry and Hermione decided to ask Dumbledore to try to help Ron.
Dumbledore obliged and began counseling the extremely traumatized Ron.
Finally, it was time for Draco to start hitting on the female teachers.
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A/N: ^___________^ Short, short, chappie, right? Well I leave you at this cliffhanger, k? No? Fine.I'll continue.
***
Hermione managed to 'collide' into Draco before breakfast.
"Morning Malfoy! Nothing could get me too down today for today you must start hitting on the female teachers!" Hermione chirped happily, marching down the hall with Malfoy, a broad grin on her face.
Draco groaned, remembering how Professor McGonagall was like. She just didn't go for nonsense. Maybe he'd hit on Madame Hooch or someone easy.
Hermione gave Malfoy one big pat on the back and went over to the Griffindor table. Harry, Ron and Ginny grinned at Hermione as she sat down. "Lemme guess, week number two and stunt number two." Harry guessed.
"Yup! Nothing's gonna get me down today!" Hermione grinned.
Hermione glanced from Draco, to the staff table. As Draco neared the teacher's table, Snape visibly stiffened and his hand gripped something in his pocket, which Hermione guessed was his wand.
Just as Draco started his sentence, ("Hello, all you lovely.") Snape put the full body bind on Draco, and dragged him far away from the staff table.
Hermione laughed. Snape glared, looking extremely irritated as he returned from delivering Draco to the farthest spot in the Great Hall from the staff table. Draco looked in Hermione's direction with eyes that read "If you don't get me out, you won't be seeing me in action this breakfast!"
Hermione quickly whispered the counter spell and Draco was released. At once, Draco announced loudly, "I'm so sorry I traumatized all you people! I've just realized that I'm not actually gay and it was just my psycho hormones! I'm really straight and I have my sights set on the beautiful, lovely, intelligent Professor Sinistra!" Draco controlled his urge to shudder and continued towards the staff table, "So, without further ado, will you date me Professor Sinistra?"
Professor Sinistra's eyes widened in absolute shock. Finally, she replied, "Sorry Mr. Malfoy, but it's against school policy to date students and I don't fancy you at all."
"Well that's just fine and dandy!" Draco sniffed, "Why does everyone I like always reject me except for those who I don't even like?!" Draco pointed at Pansy, "WHY????"
"Er." Professor Sinistra started, trying to find something comforting to say.
"Well, fine. I also like you Professor McGonagall.Will you-" Draco started as Professor Mcgonagall cut him off, snapping, "ABSOLUTELY NOT! TEN POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN FOR TRYING TO HIT ON THE TEACHERS!!!"
"I need a hug." Draco sniffed loudly.
Draco yelped as a pair of arms came around him. Draco's eyes seemed to bulged out of his sockets. It was Filch! "AHHHHGGGGHHH! HELP ME! MAD CARETAKER ON THE LOOSE!" Draco yelled.
Hermione noticed that Snape made absolutely no move to stop Filch. Neither did Dumbledore, McGonagall or any other male teacher. Professor Sinistra shifted slightly, but thought better of it and remained sitting. Most of the teachers were either trying and failing to not let out their giggles and sniggers and others had "He deserves it" looks on their faces.
Filch began rubbing his head affectionately against Draco's back. Draco gave up on trying to receive help and elbowed Filch right in the stomach. Filch doubled over in pain and Draco took the opportunity to bolt away and point his wand at Filch. "If you ever try to touch me again squib, "Draco hissed in a lethal voice, "you will get hexed until you're unrecognizable, permanent hexes, not temporary ones like jelly-legs."
Filch whimpered a very quiet, "Yes sir." And rushed out of the Great Hall.
Snape's eyebrows were furrowed in a confused expression. Finally, after seconds of delay, he asked in a confused, yet sarcastic tone, "I've been wondering. white the hell is going on? Isn't Malfoy gay? Or does he only enjoy driving me to insanity?"
Hermione snorted and Snape whirled around to face her. "Ah so it was half your fault then Granger" He spat, not bothering to add the miss in front of it, "fifty points from-"
"I'm afraid I'll have to interject, Severus. You have no evidence of this accusation. If Miss Granger found your statement funny, which it is slightly, then that doesn't immediately mean it's all her fault." Dumbledore argued reasonably, "so please control your temper Severus."
Hermione smiled inwardly, knowing that Dumdledore, as always, knew exactly what was going on. Draco shrugged and headed straight back to Professor McGonagall. "Can I take you to the next ball?" Draco asked tentatively.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" McGonagall replied firmly.
"Oh so you're playing hard to get Minerva, eh? Mind if I call you Nervvie since I called Severus Sevvie?" Draco asked hopefully.
"NO! TEN POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!" Snape ad McGonagall yelled in unison.
"Nervvie can I PLEASE date you? I promise I'll be at your beck and call!" Draco pleaded desperately, or so it seemed.
"NO! DETENTION WITH FILCH!" McGonagall barked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Draco yelled, turning solemn "oh well, Nervvie, I forgive you."
"MY NAME IS NOT NERVVIE!" She exclaimed, losing her temper, "THIRTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN AND YOU'RE FORBIDDEN FROM ENTERING ANY OF MY CLASSES!"
"But. You can't do that!" Draco protested, getting cut off by McGonagall's strict voice. "Yes I can, and I am. Your homework will be sent to you by a classmate." She stated with a final sort of tone.
Draco didn't dare try his luck and went back to his room since his first class would've been Transfiguration. As he exited the Great Hall, he muttered, "Oh well, then at least I can spend that time writing love-notes, musical poems and howlers!"
A/N: ^__________^ Yay! I finally updated! Aren't you proud of me?
Well, not much to say.sorry it took so long to update as usual, but pretty soon, my Dad says he'll get a computer at his place and then I can update more often!
Any comments, criticisms, flames, questions etc. welcome!
DMSL~