Chapter 13: Bathtime!
A/N: I'm sorry for taking so long to update! I haven't had much time and will probably update less. The truth is, I'm sort of losing interest in this fic. I'll still update it, but at odd times... not so often.
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"I'm not showering with you!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Well, I'm not, not showering! It's nasty having to shower with a Mudblood, but when you're dirtier than a Mudblood, there's a problem." Draco argued.
"That's not the problem! The problem is being in a bathtub, nude, with a male! And you nonetheless! I'm NOT doing that!" Hermione protested.
"Bathing suits Granger, bathing suits." Draco replied.
"No way!" Hermione retorted, eyes flashing.
"Too bad!" Draco shouted, picking up a struggling Hermione and his wand.
"Lemme go!" Hermione sputtered indignantly.
Draco ignored her and headed towards the Prefect bathroom. Hermione struggled the entire way, causing many passing students to raise questioning eyebrows. "Oh, I see, you two are still doing the acting thing?" A passing Hufflepuff winked knowingly.
"Huh?" Draco asked.
"There's a great place to be in private near the kitchens... I'd go there to snog. See ya!" The Hufflepuff replied, walking off.
"WE AREN'T AN ITEM!" Hermione yelled. The Hufflepuff girl hadn't heard, but Cho Chang's friend Marietta did. "Oh sure." She said coldly, balaclava still over her face, "I bet you've already lost your innocence. In fact, I'm sure of it. I'm going to get back at you Granger, mark my words...somehow, I will."
With one more hiss and a glare, Marietta turned on her heel and left.
"IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR SCREWING UP DA!" Hermione shouted after her.
Draco shrugged and limped onwards toward the bathroom. Upon reaching the washroom, they noticed that someone was inside. Both Draco and Hermione's jaws dropped. Ron was in the pool-sized tub, doing some sorta jig, singing the song, 'Money, that's what I want'.
After recovering from the initial shock, Draco and Hermione fell down laughing. Ron whirled around and turned redder than his hair. "Weasley....- hips...." Draco choked, as Hermione added, "swaying ...so....girlishly! .... And....song..." Hermione cracked up, clinging onto Draco's robe, "so ... fitting... and... out of tone!" Draco finished.
Then both stated, "I'll be scarred for life!"
Ron stammered, "H-how much did y-you see?"
"From the 'Money...that's what I like...' part." Hermione laughed as Draco imitated the swaying of the hips. Both collapsed into each other's arms laughing so hard that tears were coming out of both of their eyes.
Hermione and Draco didn't even notice that Ron was nude. They were just preoccupied laughing at the hilarity of what they'd just witnessed. "I'm remembering that forever! Ronald Weasley, the amazing singing sensation!" Draco stated, much like Ron had when he had been turned into a ferret.
Hermione broke into a fit of giggles, "Same." She managed to finally catch sight of Ron, "Sorry Ron, but it WAS very funny."
"Oh, sod off!" Ron hissed, very red with embarrassment and anger.
Ron snatched his towel and wrapped it around his bare waist. "I'm leaving." Ron stated, walking away.
After Ron left, Draco and Hermione broke into more laughter. "That, was funny." Hermione commented.
"That's one thing we both agree on." Draco replied, doing another imitation as Hermione joined in. They were back to back imitating Ron. Some would say, 'Poor Ron.' But unless you were a dementor or something, you'd find it funny. Even Voldemort would.
"So, how do you propose we bathe?" Hermione asked.
"Um, with water and soap." Draco replied sarcastically.
"Really! I'm not bathing nude or up against the likes of you!" Hermione spat.
Draco pointed his wand at Hermione and said, "Silencio."
It was funny watching Hermione yelling and yelling to try to make a sound. She was red in the face and strangling Draco, mouthing, "Remove this stupid charm!"
Draco waved his wand and removed the charm. Then he stated dully, "Petrificus totalus." As she started yelling, then stated, "Accio swim trunks." A pair of swim trunks came zooming towards him, seconds later. Then he charmed the trunks onto himself.
Then he removed the spell and stated, "I'm not leaving, so enjoy the pain... otherwise, get a swimsuit on and hurry the hell up!"
Hermione didn't budge, so Draco pushed her into the pool-sized tub with him, soaking her from head to toe. "MALFOY!" She yelled.
"What?" Draco asked as if he hadn't done anything.
"I want a bathing suit! This clothes is weighing me down!" She screamed.
"Fine. Accio nearby swimsuit!" He bellowed.
Unfortunately, Pansy had just gotten out of the Hospital Wing and was going for a bathso she came crashing through the door in her polka dot bikini.
"Duck!" Hermione yelled, pulling her and Draco under water to the left.
Pansy came splashing in and the water was starting to turn red because she was bleeding... again.
"Oops" Draco stated.
"Let's get out of the water. I don't want her blood messing me up." Hermione said coldly.
"Fine, one of our common rooms then." Draco shrugged.
"How about none." Hermione replied, "But first lets take that cow to the Hospital Wing.
"No way! I'm not working that hard for her!" Draco spat, levitating Pansy, "I'm leaving her on the stairs... everyone goes there and someone's bound to see her on our way to your common room."
"My common room?" Hermione asked.
"Well, the Slytherin Baths aren't the best in the world, you see... Snape doesn't really care about the tub." Draco replied.
Hermione laughed, 'Greasy Git, greasy tub?"
"Uh-huh." He replied.
"Fine, but can you transfigure my clothes into a bathing suit first? I don't want to do it in the common room because Parvati, Lavender and Ginny will try to hook me up with really tight, push-up stuff." Hermione practically begged.
"Fine." Draco shrugged, transfiguring Hermione's clothes into a bikini.
"Eek!" Hermione squeaked, then exclaimed, "Why a bikini! It's far too revealing!"
Draco sweatdropped, "But it's not even a revealing bikini!"
"Yes it is! I want a scuba diving suit!" Hermione complained.
"No way! Then you'll still be as dirty as before! Just wash and get out! It's not like I care about your body anyhow." Draco stated.
"But you think about it enough to say that so that means you do!" Hermione retorted.
"Just because you're bringing it up! Gods, woman that's the last time I try to do something helpful. I should've just let your idiotic friends deal with your swimsuit." Draco said.
"Fine! I'm sorry." Hermione said irritably, "I would rather wear this then one of their creations. Let's go."
"No, really." Draco said sarcastically, "Hmmm. Let's leave Parkinson here. Everyone goes down or passes these steps!"
"Okay."
With that, Draco dropped Pansy on a step. Then he picked Hermione back up and headed for the Gryffindor Common Room. Unfortunately for Pansy, Draco had dropped her off on a trick step and she fell through it.
***
Hermione said the password and braced herself for any remarks she might receive as Draco walked in. "Children these days, "said the Fat Lady as she let them in, "They should learn more about abstinence."
"What?! It's nothing like that!" Hermione spluttered.
Draco cut her off, "Just let it go. All portraits are weird."
"Yeah, I suppose." Hermione shrugged, "You can let me down now."
Just then, Ginny came passing by along with- you've guessed it- Parvati and Lavender. Draco and Hermione simultaneously said, "Doh!"
"Ooooh! What's going on Hermione?" Lavender asked curiously.
"I'm going to take a bath, what does it look like?" Hermione replied through gritted teeth.
"Oh, I see." Parvati giggled, winking knowingly, "going to spend some quality time with Malfoy then?"
"What?!" Hermione spluttered, "Eew! No!"
"Right." Ginny said slyly.
Hermione flushed with anger and embarrassment, then sighed, "Whatever. Come on Malfoy, move it, or I'm not showering."
Draco just shrugged and stated, "About time. Oh yeah, got soap?"
Hermione nodded, "Yes, but you have to summon it since I don't have my wand on me."
Draco quickly summoned the soap and continued on to the bathroom, Hermione still struggling. Draco picked up the soap and starred at it for a long time. Then he stated dryly, "It's too scented and girly."
"Then summon someone else's soap. I'm still using mine!" Hermione snapped irritably.
"God, Granger, are you pmsing or something?" Draco rolled his eyes.
Hermione gave him an ironic laugh, said "So he knows about that stuff," then stated coldly to Draco, "Well, it's not hard to get mad... I have all the motivation! I'm injured, stuck showering with a greasy git and now he's complaining even though he's the one that insists on showering!!!"
"Well what about me? I'm injured, stuck with a whiny, annoying, loud, buck- toothed Mudblood!" Draco retorted.
Hermione rolled her eyes, "Whatever... hurry the hell up!"
"Fine, I will." Draco replied, "accio unscented soap!"
Finally, the pair was ready to shower. What they didn't know was that about 10 pairs of eyes were watching them, a few trying to match-make and the others in for the gossip and for proof.
"Stop touching me!" Hermione complained, "My wounds are hurting!"
"Oh, would you rather we stay at opposite ends of the tub then??" Draco asked sarcastically.
"YES!!!!" Hermione retorted.
"Fine by me." Draco shrugged, swimming away as the pain intensified.
"OOOW!! Never mind!!" Hermione shouted, swimming back into Draco's arms.
He smirked victoriously at Hermione and started reaching for his soap. Hermione grumbled and grabbed hers. "Stop splashing so much!" Hermione spat.
"Stop splashing so much!" Draco mimicked, splashing more.
"I mean it!" Hermione warned, glaring.
"I mean it! Aww, the poor wittle mud-" Draco started, getting a splash in the face.
"What was that for??" Draco spluttered indignantly.
"For being a jackass and yourself." Hermione shrugged, "Hurry up!"
"I think because of that, I'll bath slower..." Draco smiled innocently.
"No!" Hermione protested.
"Let's bath face to face now... I'm done my front." Draco suggested suddenly.
"Fine." Hermione replied stiffly.
***
"They're straddling each other!" Parvati gasped in a hushed whisper, "Creevey, you got that camera?"
"Yup, why?" He asked.
"To take a picture of Malfoy and Hermione of course." Lavender replied, rolling her eyes.
"But look, she's mad at him and he looks annoyed. I don't really think they like each other." Ginny stated.
"Who cares... Our job as girls from Hogwarts is to spread gossip and stories!" Parvati said proudly, hand over her heart.
"Right..." Ginny said slowly.
***
Hermione leaned back to wash her hair in the water, and was suddenly pushed under by Draco, who was getting sick of her ranting. She burst out of the water and glared at Draco. "I'm going to kill you!" She shouted.
"Sure, go ahead... let's see... you'll be stuck in Azkaban with my dead rotting carcass cos this curse will still remain on us." He shrugged, "But alright... kill me."
Hermione growled in frustration and went back to washing her hair, though still seething. Then she flipped her hair around and whipped Draco in the face, "Hmph."
"What the hell was that for?!" He yelled.
"Dunking me under the water." Hermione replied, crossing her arms.
"I'll get you back... like when you're sleeping and have no way of protecting yourself!" Draco swore.
"Just shut up, will you? I want to finish bathing as soon as possible!" Hermione retorted.
The pair bathed in silence for awhile, until Hermione encountered a problem...
"Um, Malfoy, How am I supposed to wash my privates?" Hermione asked sheepishly.
"With soap, no duh!" He replied, rolling his eyes.
"I'm not letting you see me!" Hermione screeched.
"Trust me, there's nothing to see!" Draco assured her.
"What do you mean by that?!" Hermione shouted, angry, "I do have stuff to see!"
"Merlin help me, I'll never understand girls. First, they don't want you to see them and you assure them they have nothing you want, then they bite your head off for not wanting to see them!" Draco stated desperately.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "It's just how girls are... it's better to say nothing." She replied.
"Ahh, so back to washing privates... I have to wash mine too, so... back to back??" He suggested.
"Fine." Hermione grumbled, "But if you peek, you get an early death!"
"Tempting." Draco joked.
Hermione grabbed a bar of soap and threw it at Draco's head. "Oww!" Draco exclaimed, "I'm going to have a bloody lump there you idiot!"
"Good." Hermione replied sniffily.
A few minutes later...
"Eww, eww EWWW!" Hermione gasped, "Butt cheeks against ferret, EWW!"
"Oh get over it!" Draco rolled his eyes, "It's worse for me!"
"Ahhhg!" Hermione screamed, "My soap! It fell to the bottom of the pool!"
"Haha!" Draco laughed.
"It's not funny!" Hermione retorted, "How are we supposed to get it?!"
"No, no. Not 'we'... you!" Draco replied, smirking.
"No way!" Hermione shrieked, "You'll see me!"
"Put your swim suit back on." He replied, rolling his eyes.
"Fine." Hermione spat, going under the water.
As she was coming up with the soap, Draco smirked, and put a hand on her head, letting her stay under. She was rather close to his crotch so the lovely spectators, were convinced she was doing something other than retrieving soap.
"Oh My God!" Partavi squealed, "She's giving him a-"
"What's going on?" Ron asked blankly.
Lavender whispered in Ron's ears. Ron first turned red with embarrassment, then purple with anger, "WHAT THE HELL?! Her-"
"Leave them!" Parvati hissed, "This'll be the best news since you-know- who!"
"Er... maybe not that good, but I get what you mean.." Ginny replied.
So the group took many pictures of Draco and Hermione to use for their big stories.
Meanwhile, Snape was planing his next move with Draco and Hermione... a little surprise...
A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry updating took so long! I'm sorry, I've sort of lost interest in this fic and I'll still be updating, but not frequently. I'll just have irregular updates, sorry. Well, ciao!
A/N: I'm sorry for taking so long to update! I haven't had much time and will probably update less. The truth is, I'm sort of losing interest in this fic. I'll still update it, but at odd times... not so often.
Thank you all for the reviews! I really appreciate them and sorry again for the delay. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
"I'm not showering with you!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Well, I'm not, not showering! It's nasty having to shower with a Mudblood, but when you're dirtier than a Mudblood, there's a problem." Draco argued.
"That's not the problem! The problem is being in a bathtub, nude, with a male! And you nonetheless! I'm NOT doing that!" Hermione protested.
"Bathing suits Granger, bathing suits." Draco replied.
"No way!" Hermione retorted, eyes flashing.
"Too bad!" Draco shouted, picking up a struggling Hermione and his wand.
"Lemme go!" Hermione sputtered indignantly.
Draco ignored her and headed towards the Prefect bathroom. Hermione struggled the entire way, causing many passing students to raise questioning eyebrows. "Oh, I see, you two are still doing the acting thing?" A passing Hufflepuff winked knowingly.
"Huh?" Draco asked.
"There's a great place to be in private near the kitchens... I'd go there to snog. See ya!" The Hufflepuff replied, walking off.
"WE AREN'T AN ITEM!" Hermione yelled. The Hufflepuff girl hadn't heard, but Cho Chang's friend Marietta did. "Oh sure." She said coldly, balaclava still over her face, "I bet you've already lost your innocence. In fact, I'm sure of it. I'm going to get back at you Granger, mark my words...somehow, I will."
With one more hiss and a glare, Marietta turned on her heel and left.
"IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR SCREWING UP DA!" Hermione shouted after her.
Draco shrugged and limped onwards toward the bathroom. Upon reaching the washroom, they noticed that someone was inside. Both Draco and Hermione's jaws dropped. Ron was in the pool-sized tub, doing some sorta jig, singing the song, 'Money, that's what I want'.
After recovering from the initial shock, Draco and Hermione fell down laughing. Ron whirled around and turned redder than his hair. "Weasley....- hips...." Draco choked, as Hermione added, "swaying ...so....girlishly! .... And....song..." Hermione cracked up, clinging onto Draco's robe, "so ... fitting... and... out of tone!" Draco finished.
Then both stated, "I'll be scarred for life!"
Ron stammered, "H-how much did y-you see?"
"From the 'Money...that's what I like...' part." Hermione laughed as Draco imitated the swaying of the hips. Both collapsed into each other's arms laughing so hard that tears were coming out of both of their eyes.
Hermione and Draco didn't even notice that Ron was nude. They were just preoccupied laughing at the hilarity of what they'd just witnessed. "I'm remembering that forever! Ronald Weasley, the amazing singing sensation!" Draco stated, much like Ron had when he had been turned into a ferret.
Hermione broke into a fit of giggles, "Same." She managed to finally catch sight of Ron, "Sorry Ron, but it WAS very funny."
"Oh, sod off!" Ron hissed, very red with embarrassment and anger.
Ron snatched his towel and wrapped it around his bare waist. "I'm leaving." Ron stated, walking away.
After Ron left, Draco and Hermione broke into more laughter. "That, was funny." Hermione commented.
"That's one thing we both agree on." Draco replied, doing another imitation as Hermione joined in. They were back to back imitating Ron. Some would say, 'Poor Ron.' But unless you were a dementor or something, you'd find it funny. Even Voldemort would.
"So, how do you propose we bathe?" Hermione asked.
"Um, with water and soap." Draco replied sarcastically.
"Really! I'm not bathing nude or up against the likes of you!" Hermione spat.
Draco pointed his wand at Hermione and said, "Silencio."
It was funny watching Hermione yelling and yelling to try to make a sound. She was red in the face and strangling Draco, mouthing, "Remove this stupid charm!"
Draco waved his wand and removed the charm. Then he stated dully, "Petrificus totalus." As she started yelling, then stated, "Accio swim trunks." A pair of swim trunks came zooming towards him, seconds later. Then he charmed the trunks onto himself.
Then he removed the spell and stated, "I'm not leaving, so enjoy the pain... otherwise, get a swimsuit on and hurry the hell up!"
Hermione didn't budge, so Draco pushed her into the pool-sized tub with him, soaking her from head to toe. "MALFOY!" She yelled.
"What?" Draco asked as if he hadn't done anything.
"I want a bathing suit! This clothes is weighing me down!" She screamed.
"Fine. Accio nearby swimsuit!" He bellowed.
Unfortunately, Pansy had just gotten out of the Hospital Wing and was going for a bathso she came crashing through the door in her polka dot bikini.
"Duck!" Hermione yelled, pulling her and Draco under water to the left.
Pansy came splashing in and the water was starting to turn red because she was bleeding... again.
"Oops" Draco stated.
"Let's get out of the water. I don't want her blood messing me up." Hermione said coldly.
"Fine, one of our common rooms then." Draco shrugged.
"How about none." Hermione replied, "But first lets take that cow to the Hospital Wing.
"No way! I'm not working that hard for her!" Draco spat, levitating Pansy, "I'm leaving her on the stairs... everyone goes there and someone's bound to see her on our way to your common room."
"My common room?" Hermione asked.
"Well, the Slytherin Baths aren't the best in the world, you see... Snape doesn't really care about the tub." Draco replied.
Hermione laughed, 'Greasy Git, greasy tub?"
"Uh-huh." He replied.
"Fine, but can you transfigure my clothes into a bathing suit first? I don't want to do it in the common room because Parvati, Lavender and Ginny will try to hook me up with really tight, push-up stuff." Hermione practically begged.
"Fine." Draco shrugged, transfiguring Hermione's clothes into a bikini.
"Eek!" Hermione squeaked, then exclaimed, "Why a bikini! It's far too revealing!"
Draco sweatdropped, "But it's not even a revealing bikini!"
"Yes it is! I want a scuba diving suit!" Hermione complained.
"No way! Then you'll still be as dirty as before! Just wash and get out! It's not like I care about your body anyhow." Draco stated.
"But you think about it enough to say that so that means you do!" Hermione retorted.
"Just because you're bringing it up! Gods, woman that's the last time I try to do something helpful. I should've just let your idiotic friends deal with your swimsuit." Draco said.
"Fine! I'm sorry." Hermione said irritably, "I would rather wear this then one of their creations. Let's go."
"No, really." Draco said sarcastically, "Hmmm. Let's leave Parkinson here. Everyone goes down or passes these steps!"
"Okay."
With that, Draco dropped Pansy on a step. Then he picked Hermione back up and headed for the Gryffindor Common Room. Unfortunately for Pansy, Draco had dropped her off on a trick step and she fell through it.
***
Hermione said the password and braced herself for any remarks she might receive as Draco walked in. "Children these days, "said the Fat Lady as she let them in, "They should learn more about abstinence."
"What?! It's nothing like that!" Hermione spluttered.
Draco cut her off, "Just let it go. All portraits are weird."
"Yeah, I suppose." Hermione shrugged, "You can let me down now."
Just then, Ginny came passing by along with- you've guessed it- Parvati and Lavender. Draco and Hermione simultaneously said, "Doh!"
"Ooooh! What's going on Hermione?" Lavender asked curiously.
"I'm going to take a bath, what does it look like?" Hermione replied through gritted teeth.
"Oh, I see." Parvati giggled, winking knowingly, "going to spend some quality time with Malfoy then?"
"What?!" Hermione spluttered, "Eew! No!"
"Right." Ginny said slyly.
Hermione flushed with anger and embarrassment, then sighed, "Whatever. Come on Malfoy, move it, or I'm not showering."
Draco just shrugged and stated, "About time. Oh yeah, got soap?"
Hermione nodded, "Yes, but you have to summon it since I don't have my wand on me."
Draco quickly summoned the soap and continued on to the bathroom, Hermione still struggling. Draco picked up the soap and starred at it for a long time. Then he stated dryly, "It's too scented and girly."
"Then summon someone else's soap. I'm still using mine!" Hermione snapped irritably.
"God, Granger, are you pmsing or something?" Draco rolled his eyes.
Hermione gave him an ironic laugh, said "So he knows about that stuff," then stated coldly to Draco, "Well, it's not hard to get mad... I have all the motivation! I'm injured, stuck showering with a greasy git and now he's complaining even though he's the one that insists on showering!!!"
"Well what about me? I'm injured, stuck with a whiny, annoying, loud, buck- toothed Mudblood!" Draco retorted.
Hermione rolled her eyes, "Whatever... hurry the hell up!"
"Fine, I will." Draco replied, "accio unscented soap!"
Finally, the pair was ready to shower. What they didn't know was that about 10 pairs of eyes were watching them, a few trying to match-make and the others in for the gossip and for proof.
"Stop touching me!" Hermione complained, "My wounds are hurting!"
"Oh, would you rather we stay at opposite ends of the tub then??" Draco asked sarcastically.
"YES!!!!" Hermione retorted.
"Fine by me." Draco shrugged, swimming away as the pain intensified.
"OOOW!! Never mind!!" Hermione shouted, swimming back into Draco's arms.
He smirked victoriously at Hermione and started reaching for his soap. Hermione grumbled and grabbed hers. "Stop splashing so much!" Hermione spat.
"Stop splashing so much!" Draco mimicked, splashing more.
"I mean it!" Hermione warned, glaring.
"I mean it! Aww, the poor wittle mud-" Draco started, getting a splash in the face.
"What was that for??" Draco spluttered indignantly.
"For being a jackass and yourself." Hermione shrugged, "Hurry up!"
"I think because of that, I'll bath slower..." Draco smiled innocently.
"No!" Hermione protested.
"Let's bath face to face now... I'm done my front." Draco suggested suddenly.
"Fine." Hermione replied stiffly.
***
"They're straddling each other!" Parvati gasped in a hushed whisper, "Creevey, you got that camera?"
"Yup, why?" He asked.
"To take a picture of Malfoy and Hermione of course." Lavender replied, rolling her eyes.
"But look, she's mad at him and he looks annoyed. I don't really think they like each other." Ginny stated.
"Who cares... Our job as girls from Hogwarts is to spread gossip and stories!" Parvati said proudly, hand over her heart.
"Right..." Ginny said slowly.
***
Hermione leaned back to wash her hair in the water, and was suddenly pushed under by Draco, who was getting sick of her ranting. She burst out of the water and glared at Draco. "I'm going to kill you!" She shouted.
"Sure, go ahead... let's see... you'll be stuck in Azkaban with my dead rotting carcass cos this curse will still remain on us." He shrugged, "But alright... kill me."
Hermione growled in frustration and went back to washing her hair, though still seething. Then she flipped her hair around and whipped Draco in the face, "Hmph."
"What the hell was that for?!" He yelled.
"Dunking me under the water." Hermione replied, crossing her arms.
"I'll get you back... like when you're sleeping and have no way of protecting yourself!" Draco swore.
"Just shut up, will you? I want to finish bathing as soon as possible!" Hermione retorted.
The pair bathed in silence for awhile, until Hermione encountered a problem...
"Um, Malfoy, How am I supposed to wash my privates?" Hermione asked sheepishly.
"With soap, no duh!" He replied, rolling his eyes.
"I'm not letting you see me!" Hermione screeched.
"Trust me, there's nothing to see!" Draco assured her.
"What do you mean by that?!" Hermione shouted, angry, "I do have stuff to see!"
"Merlin help me, I'll never understand girls. First, they don't want you to see them and you assure them they have nothing you want, then they bite your head off for not wanting to see them!" Draco stated desperately.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "It's just how girls are... it's better to say nothing." She replied.
"Ahh, so back to washing privates... I have to wash mine too, so... back to back??" He suggested.
"Fine." Hermione grumbled, "But if you peek, you get an early death!"
"Tempting." Draco joked.
Hermione grabbed a bar of soap and threw it at Draco's head. "Oww!" Draco exclaimed, "I'm going to have a bloody lump there you idiot!"
"Good." Hermione replied sniffily.
A few minutes later...
"Eww, eww EWWW!" Hermione gasped, "Butt cheeks against ferret, EWW!"
"Oh get over it!" Draco rolled his eyes, "It's worse for me!"
"Ahhhg!" Hermione screamed, "My soap! It fell to the bottom of the pool!"
"Haha!" Draco laughed.
"It's not funny!" Hermione retorted, "How are we supposed to get it?!"
"No, no. Not 'we'... you!" Draco replied, smirking.
"No way!" Hermione shrieked, "You'll see me!"
"Put your swim suit back on." He replied, rolling his eyes.
"Fine." Hermione spat, going under the water.
As she was coming up with the soap, Draco smirked, and put a hand on her head, letting her stay under. She was rather close to his crotch so the lovely spectators, were convinced she was doing something other than retrieving soap.
"Oh My God!" Partavi squealed, "She's giving him a-"
"What's going on?" Ron asked blankly.
Lavender whispered in Ron's ears. Ron first turned red with embarrassment, then purple with anger, "WHAT THE HELL?! Her-"
"Leave them!" Parvati hissed, "This'll be the best news since you-know- who!"
"Er... maybe not that good, but I get what you mean.." Ginny replied.
So the group took many pictures of Draco and Hermione to use for their big stories.
Meanwhile, Snape was planing his next move with Draco and Hermione... a little surprise...
A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry updating took so long! I'm sorry, I've sort of lost interest in this fic and I'll still be updating, but not frequently. I'll just have irregular updates, sorry. Well, ciao!