One Too Many Butterbeers (take 2)
This is in letter form to LiAnn. Written by Margie (minx #2.)
Dear LiAnn,
I vaguely remember you telling me of that glorious rendezvous a short while ago (glorious for you, of course). But the one I remember good and well is the one where we went with Ron and Harry. For some reason, though, I don't believe you would remember this one quite as well for you had a few too many butterbeers! Oops!
Right-o! On to the tale (true tale)!
I recall that I was at your house around, say 11 PM, and Harry and Ron popped up at your bedroom window on their brooms! (This excursion is about to be told obviously after your rendezvous with Harry).
It was quite fortunate I was there also, for who would sit behind Ron on his broom? Hehe!
Anyway, Ron and Harry took us to Diagon Alley where we ended up bumping into Hagrid and Madame Maxime (headmaster of Beauxbatons, of course) at none other than the Three Broomsticks.
We said hi and goodbye rather rapidly (Ron and Harry must have wanted to get their groove on). After our quick introduction to Hagrid and Madame Maxime, we got a few butterbeers, it's tradition after all ;-) ! (At this point you had had a few more butterbeers than needed, I believe).
On our way out, I ran into Hermione, literally. I think she was slightly mad, ya know? Maybe because Harry and Ron hadn't invited her? Or was it because I was with Ron? I think that was it, Harry and Ron forgot to invite her.
Besides the point, she was all cream and sugar talking to Harry, "Hi Harry!" Then to Ron (who is my lover as you should know), disgustedly, she said simply, "Ron." I could tell she was dreadfully unhappy. Oh dear and Oh well!
I believe she was with someone, Krum or something, and I was on Ron arm! Groovy for me! And of course you, you managed to shag the FAMOUS Harry Potter! Too bad for Cho, they had such a good chance until you came along!
Oh dear, I can't quite remember how it ended, but it must have been AHEM Groovy Baby!
If you do recall, tell me, would ya!
Love Always,
Margaret (aka Ron's lover)
