Done during Spanish and Art class. A masterpiece mwah

The background of this highly unusual title is craaazy. During lunch, minx #2 was approached by a completely hot guy who then proceeded to ask if she wanted to touch his 'wenis'. You're wenis is apparently your elbow. Oh lord.

Ohh, please review; we'd be delighted.

A Continuation of the Horny Harry Potter Epic:

'Would You Like to Touch My Wenis?' (take 4)

As of now, written, conceived, and obsessed over by Margaret, LiAnn, and Shelby

Let's start off with a bang, shall we?

Anna Bannanna and Seamus were on the floor and very busy, when Anna's magic galleon vibrated. Grumbling, she grabbed her skirt and fished out the coin which read,

"Anna Bannanna, where are you, baby? We were supposed to meet in the Astronomy Tower for a little secret something. Hope to see very much of you soon.

Love, Margaret (gasp!)

Anna Bannanna slipped some sleeping potion into Seamus's drink (this was not the first time she had ever done this), and waited for him to fall asleep. When she was sure that he was out cold, she donned her pink leather mini-skirt and too-tight pink top and ran out in a flurry. Heart pumping as she reached the Astronomy Tower, she heard….French music?

There was Margaret, in plain view, scandalously dressed. Anna gasped.

"I've been waiting for you…" Margaret crooned saucily. Her voice was not her own, Anna realized. She searched for clues of the intruder that now obviously occupied Margaret (Ron!)

"Anna," said Margaret/Ron, "I need you help. You see, Ron and I were sort of, um, experimenting and…well, as of now, he's TRAPPED IN MY BODY GET HIM OUT! It's so very uncomfortable, you can't even imagine."

"Oh, not really, now…" Ron was cutting in every now and then. It was such schizophrenic and fantastic encounter, what was Anna to do? An idea struck her. She called the be-au-ties, Shelby and LiAnn.

When Shelby and LiAnn appeared in the doorway, they were astounded by the scene that greeted them: Margaret and Anna looking devilishly slutty together—alone.

"What…is going on…?" inquired LiAnn.

"Ron's trapped in Margaret, I don't know how, and he is being rather rude!" Anna said crossly, hastily covering her miniscule outfit.

"Oh goodness," Shelby said without missing a beat, "Then where the hell are Harry and Draco? We need them for this particular…um…occasion."

"Er, they're off doing their own…thing, as a matter of fact." LiAnn said uncomfortably, but at the same time with a naughty smirk. Apparently, the idea of Harry and Draco going at it was not a problematic issue for anyone in the room (including Ron).

"Margaret," Shelby asked, concerned, "How the hell did this happen?"

"Well," began Margaret, "Ron and I were experimenting with ahem long-distance shagging, and it worked at first, but something went hay-wire and now Ron can't get back to his body in Guam." (ooh, what has happened to Ron's body?)

"Guam?" Shelby asked incredulously, "Why were you in Guam?"

"Er…" Margaret/Ron said, uncomfortable.

"Never mind," Shelby shook her head, "I don't want to know."

"Harry and Draco." LiAnn said dreamily as she laid back into a cushioned chair. Shelby shot her a disdainful look, but said nothing, as she was just as equally aroused by Harry and Draco's escapades. Besides, they needed to find them and make sure they didn't shag it up too much. So LiAnn and Shelby went off to fetch the other sex-crazed wizards. Out in the main hall, they realized they didn't know where to go.

"Where would two nasty boys have mad sex?" LiAnn asked rather thoughtfully.

"I dunno, try the Slytherin Common Room?"

I reached the Slytherin Common Room—no one. Ready to turn back, they heard a muffled giggle.

"That," declared Shelby, "Is the giggle of Harry Potter." They traced it to a broom cupboard and then very quickly and with a shout, they both wrenched the door open. A very pretty sight, if I may add. Ooh-la-la.

When the two returned with a barely-dressed Harry and Draco, they found Seamus, Margaret, Ron, and Anna Bannanna having a five-some in the Astronomy Tower…without them. Apparently, Ron and Margaret's little problem was solved. So, without a hint of acknowledgment, they joined the party and made the five-some into an orgy.

The event was quite fun and was getting a little rowdy when the occupants of the astronomy tower heard footsteps (oh!) They all turned invisible mad fast (with the help of a little spell.)

The intruder was getting awfully close, and soon the door was creaking open to reveal…

OLIVER WOOD! Beautiful Oliver. The group stared at him through many a sweaty brow and promptly pounced on him. One more person added to the wonderful, sex-crazed night in the Astronomy Tower! After the fun ended, and Harry and LiAnn were cozily back together, Margaret and Ron got in a fight.

"What the fudge, Ron! Did I just hear you correctly! You purposely got stuck in me? You bastard, are you trying to hurt me?" Margaret, with her face shiny with tears (not just from anger), ran out of the room with gorgeous Oliver chasing after her.

Ron was left flabbergasted and bright red. So he ran off too and sobbed for quite some time. When he had recovered, he prepared to apologize. Sweeping back his hair, he bounded off to Margaret's room to find the love of his life and Oliver (beautiful Oliver, to emphasize) totally going at it and totally naked.

"Margaret!" He cried, "I still care about you!" And then he joined them.