Shoplifter/I Fought the Law
Odd and Ulrich were in the store one day picking out things for their class project until Odd noticed something. "Woah! Super Squealer #4: I told the President!"
"Odd come on. We only have enough money for construction paper, glue, printer paper and a map of Asia."
"Can't we get the map off the Internet?"
"Odd." The two searched the store for their supplies. Then they made it to the register. "Oh, wait. I forgot the printer paper." As he ran he passed his comic. He couldn't fight it anymore and he snatched the comic and met up with Ulrich.
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you commit the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you gotta do the time
"So where's the paper?" Asked Ulrich.
"Um… they were out. We can borrow some from the school." Said Odd as they left. 'Man what a rush.' Thought Odd.
It's a 1, 2, 3 on the felony
Well not everything is free
Now that you served the community
It's the life of a petty thief
Back at the school Odd got out his comic. He laughed so hard. 'Hm. This means I can get anything I want.' He thought. A huge grin came across his face.
It's not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But you'll be caught stealing
Tryin' to take something you haven't got
Odd entered the candy store and grabbed a handful of gummies and gum. 'Good start but this is too small a prize.' Odd ran out and got to the comic store. He went to the poster aisle. He grabbed a handful of Subsonic posters and left but suddenly a huge high-pitched alarm sounded.
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
What lies behind your back
Not a burglar or a bankrobber
Just a kleptomaniac
Odd turned to see a security guard behind him. "Um…I think it's broken officer." Said Odd. The officer looked at him. "Honest!" He said lifting up his arm but all the candy, comic book and postersfell out. "He, he, he. I'm in big trouble, aren't I?" The cop nodded.
It's not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But you'll be caught stealing
Tryin' to take something you haven't got
In the office of the store Odd stood face to face with the store manager. "Hmm, well seeing this is your first offence I'll let you go." Said the man. Odd sighed with relief. Just then the security guard whispered about the candy and 'Super Squealer' comic. " Oh, well in that case, you will serve in six hours of community service. I'll tell the Mayor of the town." Odd's head drooped.
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you commit the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you gotta do the time
Oh now you gotta do the time
Well now you gotta do some time
Odd got one call before he started work. "Hello? Hi Samantha. Hey , look, I won't be able to take you out today."
"Oh, why Odd? This is like the third time." She said, in an aggravated tone.
"I…um…sort of got arrested for shoplifting." He said.
"WHAT! That's it Odd, we're done! I don't date criminals."
"Wait, Sam." She already hung up. Odd got to work, he had to pick up trash all over the highway. Odd sweated after a few minutes of working, it was ninety-five degrees.
Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I needed the money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
Odd looked up and though about Sam, he missed her. She was the best girl he ever had. 'That's it I'm done. My streak is over. No more shoplifting.' He thought.
I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the
He missed all the fun he had with her. He will get out of this but none of his friends would even look at him again.
Robin' people with a six gun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I miss my fun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
He finally got to leave, he made it back to Kadic after six hours of community service. He made it to Sam's dorm. He knocked. She opened the door.
"Hi Sam…" He started but she just slammed the door right in his face.
I miss my baby and I feel so sad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the
He got back to his dorm and Ulrich didn't even look at him. " I guess I deserve that." He said. He got into bed. He wished his life was over. Suddenly it was morning. "Odd, you were just having a bad dream. You tossing and turning all night." Said Ulrich.
"So it was all a dream?" Odd said. "Well, that nightmare sure made me hungry. Let's head down to breakfast."
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the(End of song)
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