(A/N): Are those flying pigs? Oh, back to this. Wow, this still exists? Just a word of advise, if a mob of angry reviewers kill me, chapter three will never be published, so uh… PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! Oh and I fixed the sex thing.

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Naruto was slowly heading towards the academy. Last night he had spent almost the whole time practicing his jutsus until he almost passed out. He had also spent a lot of money getting, in bulk, the items needed to use the Rasengen. As he strolled along, he laughed a bit at the memory of yesterday's incident with Konohamaru and the Harem No Jutsu. Ah, good times.

Nara Shikamaru was wearing his usual style. He had a short sleeve shirt worn over a fishnet undershirt. He had his newly acquired headband worn over is upper arm and had on a pair of jeans. His hair was in a very small pony tail. Naruto walked into the class room with an aura of pride around him. Shikamaru noticed this and was very confused. He had remembered seeing Naruto fail the gennin exams. He had seen it with his own eyes. He took this opportunity to question Naruto about this. Sort of.

"Hey Naruto, this class is for graduates only." This seemingly offhand comment really pissed Naruto off. Every one thought of him as the dead last. No one seemed to think he could pass. He didn't know that Shikamaru had seen him fail, so he was about ready to flip out, but he decided against it, no reason to make a scene.

"Don't you see the headband?" Shikamaru kept his whatever attitude. Naruto decided to take a seat. It was at that moment that Sakura walked in. He had a crush on her, she was truly beautiful. She was wearing a traditional red Chinese dress with a pair black of shorts underneath that showed through the sides of the dress.

She came his way and stood right next to the seat he was sitting at. 'Wow, she really wanted to sit next to me, this is like a dream come true.'

"Get the hell out of the way Naruto! I want to sit next to Sasuke." Sakura told him. She really didn't like the dead last that much, he was just annoying. Naruto was pissed, he looked to his left. There sat Sasuke, all cool and detached, he was the school heartthrob. He wore a blue t-shirt with the Uchiha fan on the back and a pair of cargo shorts. He had his signature scowl that seemed permanently glued to his face. All the girls loved that he was so angsty. He hated Sasuke. 'Hmm, maybe I should try my new jutsu.

Naruto made 2 hand seals inconspicuously under the table and did the Body Flicker. There was a poof and he managed to make the clone dispel itself before it could be seen. He appeared standing in front of Sasuke, but he was facing the wrong way. 'Damn it.' He quickly turned and immediately crouched down. His face was just a few inches from that of the angsty scum bag. They were glaring at each other with pure malice. That was when the worst possible thing happened.

The guy sitting directly in front of them bumped into Naruto and knocked him into Sasuke. Then their lips meet. It took them a second to figure out what happened. When they did figure it out, they decided to try to cough and spit and do various other things to clean their mouths.

'Something bad is about to happen,' Naruto could feel it. He should have used body flicker to leave. But he wanted to know what was behind him. He looked. He regretted this course of action immediately. There stood Sakura cracking her knuckles. Behind her was at least ¾ of the female part of the class. He was in deep shit.

3 minutes later when Iruka got into the class, he saw Naruto sitting at his seat looking like the shit had just gotten beat out of him. 'Oh well, time to announce the teams.'

"Attention students, it is time to name the teams." Naruto was kind of out of it so he spaced out until he heard his name. "Team 7 Uzamaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura..."

"Yeah!" Naruto yelled. 'Now just anyone but Sasuke and I'll be fine'

"And Uchiha Sasuke." Now it was Sakura's turn to yell her excitement. She was happy even if she was on the same team as Naruto.

"Please go wait for your Jounnin sensei in the provided room."

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"Man this sucks!" raged Naruto. He was pissed off that his sensei was not there yet. He decided it would be good for his anger if he punched a wall, so he did. As his fist connected, a small, almost unnoticeable amount of chakra was released. It wasn't Naruto's. Naruto didn't know this of course, but he was surprised at what happened anyways.

The sudden sound roused the Uchiha from his angsty trip down memory lane. He looked over his shoulder to the back of the small square room he was sitting in. There he saw something he didn't think was possible. Naruto had apparently blown a crater into the back wall of the room.

'WOW,' that was the single thought that went through Naruto's head. He had been angry, sure, but he had never done that before, nothing even close to that. It clicked. 'I thought that the meditation might help a little, but this is awesome. He was, of course, talking about the meditation he had done that morning and the night before in accordance with what the scroll had advised when learning the body flicker. The same meditation that had started to put steps into motion that wouldn't have happened for months other wise. The same meditation that would eventually change his thoughts of the Kyuubi. Naruto was ignorant as usual.

He immediately took the water balloon out of his pocket and tried to swirl chakra in it. He managed to get it to spin but without any distortion to the shape of the balloon.

"Hey dobe, what's with the stupid colored balloon?" Sasuke asked. And he actually was curious. Naruto had just blown a crater into a wall and then took a balloon out of his pocket and rested it on the palm of his hand.

"Yeah Naruto, what is that balloon for?" Sakura was also stunned. Naruto was the dead last; he shouldn't be able to do that. Sasuke should, but not Naruto. 'Whatever,' she thought, 'back to Sasuke watching.'

Sasuke was not going to put it out of his mind that easily. 'I mean, Naruto blew a crater in the wall. Sure, I could do it, but it wasn't some thing a normal, just out of the academy gennin could do on a whim.'

"Now really, how did you do that?"

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Kakashi was on the way to meet his three students. Or, at least he would get there eventually. Currently he was just lost in thought wandering in the general direction of the academy. He was close (by his standards) when he felt a sudden surge of chakra coming from said academy. He mind went through a quick string of logic. Every one was probably with their Jounnin instructors. All but his three students. Iruka had left. That left three people. He decided to hurry up.

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"I'm not going to tell you." Naruto was happy. Scratch that Naruto was ecstatic. He had something to hold over Sasuke's head. Finally Sasuke knew what it meant to fell inferior. Well, he didn't but Naruto thought he did.

"I'm not going to ask again."

"Thanks, then I won't need to tell you."

THWACK. That is the sound that would have been made if Sasuke's fist had hit Naruto. Which it would of if Naruto had not taken that exact time to stretch his back. He had leaned his head back just enough to make it so that Sasuke's swing came a hair's breath from hitting him. To the three other people in the room it looked like he had just deftly dodged the blow. Some people have all the luck.

Speaking of three people, Kakashi had just entered the room. He had been about to step in when Naruto dodged the punch. Now his jaw had taking the liberty of hanging open. In fact, if his mask wasn't there, it would probably have hit the floor like Sakura's currently was.

Sasuke had a little more of a conserved reaction, but not by much. He had frozen.

'There's no way. Just no way."