Survivor: SSBM Outback

Okay, I have gotten little to no reviews thus far. But maybe that's because nothing interesting has happened yet. Come on people, I need your comments

Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor or the Super Smash Bros. Nintendo reserves all rights to Super Smash Bros.

Chapter 2: Days 1-3

Ron Host opens up the show "Now the games officially begin, the clans are already at their designated beaches. Lets check in with Utaku first."

Day 1: Utaku

Mario is the first to speak up "Well-a everybody, I think we should take-a this chance-a to vote for a clan leader."

Bowser replies, "Fine, but we all know it's going to be me. My vote goes for, well, me!"

"I vote for Mario!" Peach said immediately.

Kirby is ignoring the voting and eyeing the canned food longingly. Mario is quick to jump in his way. "I'll-a abstain."

DK says "oo oo oo oo"

Popo translated "He said "Bananas." I vote for Mario."

Nana follows suit. "I vote for Popo's vote. Mario!"

"Pikachu!" I think we all know who said that.

Nana tallies up the votes and translates for Pikachu. "Mario". That's four votes for Mario, one vote for Bowser, and three abstentions. Mario's our leader!"

"WHAT!" Bowser shouted.

"Well-a, let's-a see… First things-a first, we need to gather-a firewood, stones to set up the fire, plenty of-a leaves for beds, and more wood-a for a shelter-a, oh! And we need-a fresh water. Ice climbers watch Kirby and make sure he doesn't eat all the canned food. DK, Bowser, need-a your help for the wood gathering." Said Mario, taking charge quite well.

Peach to the camera. "Mario takes charge so well." She lets out a long sigh of admiration.

Bowser to the camera. "Grrrrrrrrrrr… must kill author." A Coconut falls from nowhere and hits Bowser on the head. "OW! Fine, I'll go help DK get wood. Sheesh."

Katari:

C. Falcon speaks up "Alright! First we gather fire-wood and then…"

Fox quickly snaps back. "Hold on! Who said you were the leader?"

Luigi and Ness in unison, "Uh-oh…"

C. Falcon and Fox have an argument with C. Falcon being the first to speak up. "I did, since I am a top-notch bounty hunter, so I should be the leader."

"I already have leadership experience with my mercenary crew, so I'm more qualified than you!"

"Arrrrrggghhh!" A fist fight between C. Falcon and Fox ensues.

Samus knocks them both out "Knock it off!"

Zelda to the camera. "I can't believe it only took one day for a fistfight to break out."

Yoshi to the camera. "(With a depressed sigh) Yoshi."

Link to the camera. "Okay, so this box you're holding is a camera and I can be seen and heard anywhere around the world with it. Well, I'll just say that this clan is going to have some issues."

Day 2: Utaku

(Mid-day, and the shelter is almost finished. Ice Climbers are hammering down some more posts.)

Mario speaking to the Ice Climbers. "Come on-a guys, Peach got a fire going and is-a going to prepare our canned-a foods."

Popo and Nana in say unison "Yay! Lunch time!"

Peach is at the campfire. "That's strange, where'd all the canned foods go? We had 17 left from yesterday."

DK answers her question. "oo oo oo oo."

Peach shouts. "WHAT!"

Mario who just arrived "What is-a it?"

"DK just said he saw Kirby eat all the canned foods." Responds peach.

Kirby happily says "Pyo! (Receives angry stares from Pikachu, and Bowser, everyone else stares at him disapprovingly.) (Now confused) Pyo?"

Bowser angrily shouts. "YOU LITTLE!" He lunges at Kirby and has to be restrained by Mario, Ice Climbers, and DK).

Mario to the camera. "Great, now we-a have to go-a fishing."

to the camera. "Little, pink… man what kind of sick mind does the author…" I've finally had it with Bowser and a whole pile of coconuts bombard Bowser. "AAAAAAAHHHH!"

Katari: (local cave has had beds made from wood and leaves and a place set up for a fire. Everyone is enjoying canned foods and telling funny stories around the fire. Well, almost everyone is having a good time.)

"This is the fiftieth game of Rock-paper-scissors we've been through Fox." Says C. Falcon.
Fox responds with "I have to admit, you're doing great at getting lucky."

"Why didn't you guys-a just go best-a two out of three?" Asks Luigi.

C. Falcon and Fox shout in unison "Butt out of this!" Luigi falls over and hits his head.

Ness points out something. "Where's Samus?"

Yoshi responds "Yoshi, Yoshi."

"Walking huh." Ness understands.

Zelda, who is getting sick of C. Falcon's pointless contest with Fox. "Will you two cut it out? You've each won twenty-five games each."

Arguing between Zelda, Fox, and C. Falcon occurs

"AAAAAUUUUGGGHH! Take it outside you two!" Link shouts as he throws Fox and C. Falcon outside the cave. The two of them have another fistfight until Samus breaks it up again and knocks them out, again…

She walks back in the cave dragging the two of them saying, "Hey guys. You wouldn't believe it, but I found a hot spring just a short walk away, and it's right next to fresh water!"

"So we have a bath and drinking water right next to each other?" Asks Zelda, extremely interested.

Luigi eases up a little bit. "Whew, I think I'll-a just go and-a relax and…"

Samus cuts him off "Sorry boys, ladies first, come on Zelda."

Everyone that's left and conscious sighs at the loss.

Link to the camera. "Sheesh, I needed to relax more than they did."

Luigi to the camera. "WAAAAAAAHHHH! Mario, why couldn't I-a be in the same clan-a as you? You would-a know what to do!"

Day 3: Katari

Yoshi checks the crudely made mailbox hanging from a tree. "YOSHI!"

Ness responds "Tree mail. Cool."

Samus takes the letter. "Let's see… "To win this challenge what was lost must be found, or else you will lose the very first round."

Fox chuckles. "Well who came up with that stupid rhyme?"

Luigi quickly shushes him. "Shh… you don't-a want to-a call down the wrath of-a the author."

Link, getting back on track. "Well, Let's follow this map. And who is this author you speak of?"

Both clans follow a map towards a heavily forested area where Ron Host awaits them.

"Welcome survivors, to your first immunity challenge!" Ron Host says as the camera pans over the forest. "Through the use of major deforestation, we have created two complex and winding mazes. You all will be dropped in random parts of the maze and you have to find your teammates and get to the end of the maze towards the immunity trophy." He holds up a shiny trophy.) "No use of fire is permitted. Survivors ready… GO!"

Warp stars appear underneath them and take them to totally random places in the clan's respective mazes. Katari's Ness uses his psychic powers to locate the nearest member and Zelda uses her Triforce to find Link.

"There you are Luigi!" Shouts Ness.

"How did you-a find me?" He asks

"Your thoughts were "I'm going to die, I'm scared, what if there are ghosts in this maze?" Responds Ness.

"Oh…"

Utaku on the other hand is famished, tired, and Bowser is semi-conscious. Therefore, they are having less success.

"I found you Nana!" Shouts Popo.

"Twin power!" Nana exclaimed.

Katari has found all their teammates and Ness uses his abilities to find Ron Host. Utaku makes a valiant effort, but even when they all reunite, a semi-conscious Bowser slows them down. When Utaku finally emerges. Katari is already there.

"Katari wins!" Ron Host declares as he hands the cheering clan the immunity trophy. "Utaku, I'll see you all at clan council." The clans depart for there respective camps.

Mario to the camera. "Well, I tried-a my best, the clan tried-a there best, that's-a all I can ask for."

Bowser to the camera. "uuuuhhh… where am I?" He snaps out of it. "Oh yeah, we just lost. Wait a minute… WHAAAAAAT!"

Luigi to the camera. "I'm-a thrilled we won, but-a reading other people's minds is an invasion of-a privacy."

Night 3: Clan Council

Utaku assembles in to the Clan Council area.

Ron Host opens this up. "Well, well, well. Tough break today guys. Do any of you have anything to say?"

"Pi, Pikachu, pi pika pi chu chu."

"Hmmm really? Anyone else?" Asks Ron Host.

Bowser speaks up. "We might have won if somebody (eyes Kirby) didn't make sure we would starve."

"Pyo?"

Peach then says "It's hard to just pick someone out of the clan, but it would be harder if we spent a longer time here."

Ron Host says "Well this game is designed to test you people and testing it is. One of you has to go tonight. And who will it be?"

Whew… that was considerably longer than the last chapter huh.

Who do you think it will be? Review please.

Note, I'm not going to tell you if Pikachu, DK, Kirby, or Yoshi speak because it should be painfully obvious who's speaking, I'll only tell you if what they're saying is translated.