Survivor: SSBM Outback

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In case you haven't noticed, I'll be picking on Bowser a whole lot as long as he's here.

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Chapter 3: Days 4-6

Night 3: Clan Council

Ron Host re-enters the room. "The votes are in. First vote-Kirby, next vote-Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, huh? This is monkey scratch… oh it says Kirby, next vote-Kirby, Kirby, and last vote-food? Well, unanimously it has been decided, Kirby the tribe has spoken" He snuffs out Kirby's torch and then notices Kirby is asleep. "Oy… take Kirby away" Kirby would take the walk of shame if he wasn't being carried. "Well good luck Utaku, and hope that I don't have to see you back here in three days." Utaku departs and heads back to camp to turn in for the night.

Kirby's final words: He yawns "Pyo?" He figured that the whole thing was a long dream, since he is back at Smash Mansion "Pyo." He goes downstairs to see who's on Survivor.

Day 4: Katari

Fox to the camera. "We celebrated being the first winning clan all night and used up the last of our canned food, so now we have to go get something to eat."

Link to the camera. "Man, Zelda found some herbs in the forest and made some great food from those and the canned food. I think I'll go fishing."

Yoshi to the camera translated "Yummy food… I'm still hungry; I'll go gather some fruit or something."

Ness notices Luigi behind a tree. "Hey Luigi! What're you…?"

Luigi quickly pulls Ness behind the tree. "Shh… I'm-a hiding from-a Fox and C. Falcon because…"

Ness interupts "Don't tell me… they want you to be a referee for some stupid contest to decide whom the leader is. Oh, and about that incident in third grade, you're going to have to let it go."

"Could you-a stop reading my mind-a?" Asked Luigi.

C. Falcon's voice can be heard a short ways away. "Man this is your fault Fox. If you didn't just come right out and ask him…"

"What do you mean? You're the one who demanded he do it." Fox snapped.

"Hey you ended up trying to bribe him!"

"Why you…" They both check to see if Samus isn't around before fighting.

Utaku:

Mario is just handling a few issues. "Alright-a, the shelter is-a almost finished, and-a we need to-a restock our food."

"I could go gather some berries or something from the forest." Suggests Peach.

"Oo, I'll go with Peach!" Shouts Bowser.

"Pika, Pika."

"What did you say?" Bowser asked Pikachu.

"I agree with-a Pikachu, DK and Bowser will finish the shelter, Peach will go foraging, and the rest of us will go fishing." Says Mario. Everyone but DK sides with Mario on this point.

"Well at least you're on my side right DK?" Asks Bowser.

"ooo oo oo ooooo!"

"HEY! DO I SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?" Shouts Bowser.

Bowser now to the camera. "That monkey has got some nerve. CURSE YOU AUTHOR CURSE YO…" At this point I am really ticked off at Bowser so I make DK drop the heavy load of wood he was carrying on Bowser's head.

Pikachu to the camera translated "Is it just me or is Bowser getting hit in the head with a lot of random stuff lately? I wonder why?"

Day 5: Utaku

(The shelter is finished, Peach is foraging with DK and Pikachu, Mario and the Ice Climbers are fishing, and Bowser is resting off his head injuries.)

Popo breaks the silence "Man we ate well yesterday without Kirby eating all of our food."

"Yep," Responds Nana. "Mario has been making sure we all get a lot of food to make up for Kirby's eating… you don't think we hurt Kirby's feelings since we all voted for him do you?

"I doubt he even noticed he was here for three days." Says Popo.

"Say Mario," Nana asks "how come Bowser gets to rest?"

"eh… enemy or-a not, we need to-a work together to survive, and at the moment, he is in no state to help." He responds.

Katari:

(After helping out the clan with various duties, Zelda and Samus are resting at the hot spring.)

Zelda opens up this conversation. "So good to get away from those boys."

Samus responds "I know, I'm tired of breaking up Fox and C. Falcon all the time."

"I don't think C. Falcon would be a great leader."

"Neither do I, he was too much of a loner. But then again… where do they get off appointing themselves the leaders?"

"Seriously, Link would be better in the position than them, or you Samus." All of sudden, they hear Fox and C. Falcon arguing and beating each other up, there damage is 300 percent each then you hear C. Falcon screaming and he lands right in front of the hot spring, in full view of the women.

Zelda and Samus shout in unison, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH," they then proceed to throw rocks at him while hiding underwater a little bit.

Link to the camera. "Something tells me I don't want to know what's been going on."

Samus to the camera. "OOOOOHHH! The nerve of those two, especially C. Falcon!"

Yoshi to the camera translated "Luigi and I agree that it wasn't very nice of Fox to kick C. Falcon so hard."

Day 6: Utaku

"oo oo oooooo."

"I'll read it" Peach voluteers "Surprises in this next challenge there are not, for it is something you all have done quite a lot." Hmmmm… catch food?"

"Argue?" Suggests Mario

"Make fun of the author?" Bowser obviously said.
"Pikachu…"

"So what if I'm the only one who's done that so far." Says Bowser

"The challenge is something we've all done. Hmmmm." Wonders Popo.

Nana shouts "Let's go!"

The clans make their way to the top of this hill where there is a small clearing and a perfectly level sandpit.

Ron Host greets them. "Well, good to see you all here today. I see the Utaku clan is looking a little less famished. But anyways, each clan will send two members in to the pit each and fight the other team. The winning team gets their clan one point, and if it ends up being a tie. A tiebreaker fight will determine which clan gets the immunity trophy. Everyone has to fight and they only get to fight once, so choose wisely. Now then, Katari, hand over the immunity trophy." Samus gives the trophy to Ron Host. "Utaku, considering the author thought it would be interesting, one of you has to fight alone."

Whole Utaku clan shouts, "WHAT!"

Ron Host continues "Fox, for this challenge you will be given back your combat equipment and Samus, You will get your power suit back for this challenge. Survivors ready…GO! "

Up first for Utaku was Bowser and first for Katari is Fox and C. Falcon.

C. Falcon says, "Alright, follow my lead!"

Fox snaps back "Your lead?"

Remaining Katari members say in unison "Oh no."

C. Falcon and Fox are beating each other up while Bowser is leisurely strolling up to them. When he gets close enough, he head butts them out of the sandpit.

Score: Utaku-1 Katari-0

Next for Utaku are the Ice Climbers and next for Katari is Yoshi and Link. Link mounts Yoshi like a horse and they charge towards the Ice Climbers who try to counter with Blizzard. But Links shield protects the duo and Yoshi's Kicks and Link's sword slashes easily beat the two of them.

Scoret: Utaku-1 Katari-1

Utaku: Mario and DK, Katari: Samus and Zelda, Samus shoots a missile at the same time Zelda, as Sheik, throws a lot of needles. Mario sends the projectiles back at them, which knocked them off their feet, at that instant, DK comes in and punches them out of the sandpit.

Score: Utaku-2 Katari-1

Utaku: Pikachu and Peach, Katari: Ness and Luigi, Pikachu tries to zap them, but Ness absorbs it with Psi magnet. Luigi then uses green missile fully charged. And he explodes forward; Peach uses her tennis racket to send him back at Ness who does the same thing with his bat. And this goes on for a while until Pikachu sneaks up behind Ness and zaps him as Luigi comes back at Ness and they both go flying out of the sandpit.

"Utaku wins!" Declares Ron Host as he hands the immunity trophy to Utaku who is celebrating. "Katari, I'll see you at clan Council." Both clans head back to their respective camps.

Mario to the camera. "We actually won-a the challenge-a. Everyone was at his or her best-a and we all gave it-a everything we got. Even if-a the Ice Climbers lost, They still tried hard-a."

Bowser to the camera. "OH YEAH! WHO'S THE KOOPA! I RULE!"

Ness to the camera. "Man, if only Fox and C. Falcon didn't argue we might have won in the tiebreaker. Well what can I expect from two hardheaded numbskulls?"

Night 6: Clan Council.

Katari members file in a little demoralized. Luigi is also looking particularly beaten up.

Ron Host greets them "First night here… well, well, well. So let me ask you, has there been any internal strife?"

The whole clan just eyes Fox and C. Falcon who are glaring at each other.

"I'll take that as a yes. How does it feel to know that one of you is leaving tonight?"

Zelda responds, "Well, we all have some people we would prefer to have to leave I'm sure. But maybe not. It could end for any one of us tonight."

"True, tonight the game ends for one of you and you will be sent back to Smash Mansion."

Few things, one-some of the stuff during the fight scene can't be done. (Namely riding on top of Yoshi and Peach being able to reflect projectiles.) Secondly, before anyone gets any perverted ideas, Samus and Zelda were wearing bikinis. They're just sensitive.

Well, see you next chapter.