Survivor: SSBM Outback

Okay, the amount of reviews I have gotten so far is really sad. Come on guys give me some credit here, At least I'm taking my time to try and entertain you guys.

Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor or the Super Smash Bros. Nintendo reserves all rights to Super Smash Bros.

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Squirrels! Look I've got acorns, wait, what are you squirrels doing? AAAAAAAHHHH!

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Chapter 4: Days 7-9

Night 6: Clan Council

Ron Host takes up the votes. "The votes are in! First vote- Fox!"

"I know who put that one in." Fox muttered under his breath while glaring at C. Falcon.

Ron Host continues "Next vote- C. Falcon!"

C. Falcon, under his breath "Stupid Fox."

Ron Host begins to read out all the votes. "C. Falcon, Fox, Fox, C. Falcon, C. Falcon, and…" the camera shows shots of the all the characters for dramatic affect. "Fox! Well, a two way tie."

C. Falcon is bewildered. "What did I do to the rest of you?" Speaking figuratively, he's sweating bombs now.

"So who gets kicked off?" Asked Fox who's also sweating pretty badly, and being a fox, this lets off an excruciatingly terrible odor.

Ron Host thinks for a moment. "Hmmmm… well considering it wouldn't be fun if we did this fairly… the first person to pay me five bucks gets to stay."

"What? That's a rip-off! You get paid enough don't you?" Shouted C. Falcon.

"Considering this is just a fanfic, no not really."

Fox pulls out Five bucks. "Here you go!"

Ron Host takes the five dollar bill "C. Falcon, the tribe, and this five-dollar bill, have spoken!" He snuffs out C. Falcon's torch. "It's time for you to leave." C. Falcon takes the walk of shame. "Back to camp everybody!"

C. Falcons final words: "Man… that was totally unfair. I can't believe a five ousted me. Lincoln, you are no longer my good friend. I only hope that fur ball doesn't win."

Day 7: Utaku

Popo, to the camera "Mario wasn't all that disappointed when we lost. I was right to vote for him as our and not that loudmouth Bowser."

Nana, to the camera, obviously tired. "Man, I'm tired, we worked so hard to make up for our food loss the last few days that I haven't had much time to rest. No, can't let the clan down. I'm sure everyone else knows they can't slack off."

Bowser is lounging on a rock on the beach. "Zzzzz… zzzzzzz… zzzzzz."

Mario comes over and… "BOWSER!"

"Uwaaaaa!" Bowser falls off rock on to his head since I don't like him.

"Bowser, you need to-a do some work around-a here. I know you're head isn't-a hurting since you used it-a yesterday in that-a last challenge."

"Well I'm tired, so just let me rest."

"That isn't-a going to cut it!"

Peach walks over. "What's going on over here?"

Bowser and Mario say in unison, "Would you stay out of this?"

"Alright, alright." Peach said as she walked off.

Peach, to the camera, "I can't believe we're already fighting one day after we won our first victory."

Katari:

Fox speaks up. "Now that C. Falcon is gone I shall assume my rightful place as clan leader."

Link stops him "Hold it! I say we vote this time."

"Hang on, I swiped some paper from the clan council." Samus said. Everyone passes around the paper and writes on it. Luigi takes the ballots and reads them out.

"Let's-a see… Fox, Link, Samus, Zelda, Zelda, Link, and Samus. A three way tie?"

"What?" Wondered a bewildered Fox.

"I concede to Link." Said Zelda

"I don't want to be the leader." Said Samus.

"Yoshi, Yoshi!"

Samus, to the camera, "It's kind of strange not having some fight break out today, I like it."

Ness, to the camera, "Ah, finally no more fighting, However that numbskull Fox is still around, I really don't like him since he still helped us lose that last challenge, and he's still a jerk."

Day 8: Katari

Fox is whining all by his lonesome. "oooooohhh. Uuuuuuuuuhhh."

Link walks over. "What's up?"

Fox snaps out of it. "Oh uuuuhh. Nothing at all!"

"You sure?"

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"Yoshi! Yoshi yoshi!"

"What! I was not! He's lying!" Fox retorted.

"Yoshi!"

"I'll leave this to you guys." Link said as he walked off.

Samus (to camera): Fox has been spending some time to himself lately. He's kind of slacking off.

Luigi (to camera): The clan has-a mellowed out a bit-a since C. Falcon left, but-a Fox still kind of worries me.

Utaku:

"Pika pika pikachu pi chu."

"oo oo ooo oo oo!"

Bowser storms over there. "Hey! I can hear every word you're saying about me!"

"Hey guys, shouldn't you guys be getting food or something?" Asks Popo.

"Back off squirt!" Snaps Bowser.

Nana stands up for Popo. "Hey! Don't yell at him!"

Bowser continues "You know what? This is all just a cruel set up by our twisted author! And… (Despite the fact that I am mad at Bowser, I'll just ignore him and punch my Bowser punching bag. So I won't be able to finish this conversation.) ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Peach, to the camera, "Bowser has been tense lately. He really has no right to be either, I mean he's not doing his fair share around here. Plus he's also blaming this author that I have never heard of for everything."

Day 9: Katari

Ness checks the mail box. "Tree mail! "To avoid elimination and move on, you need to get wet or you'll be gone."

"Yoshi?"

Samus, with a hint of worry. "Swimming?"

Link beckons them, "Come on clan, let's go!"

Both clans walk through this cave and arrive at this beautiful waterfall like in a fairy tale.

Ron Host greets them. "Welcome, survivors, to the waterfall of bravery!"

Link intervenes "Why does this waterfall look vaguely familiar?"

"Uuuuuhhh…"

Flashback…

"Has Link already saved the Water Temple?" Asked Ron Host.

A random crewman responds. "Yeah."

"Then hurry up and blow up the rocks around the Zora's waterfall. We need to drive it out of here before everything thaws." Bombs explode around the waterfall and a freakishly huge truck hauls out the waterfall.

Back to the present.

Ron Host replies "It must be your imagination. Anyways… In this challenge, each clan will send one person to dive off the waterfall at the same time and swim towards the goal, don't worry; the lake is deep enough. The clan members can't send the next member until their previous member crosses the line. The first clan to get all of its members through across the goal line wins. Utaku, the immunity trophy." Mario returns the trophy. "Alright. Survivors ready… GO!"

DK goes first for Utaku and Yoshi goes for Katari. I would describe the situation but the hilarity of a Green dinosaur and an ape falling from a tall waterfall would be too much for our weaker viewers. DK makes it first and Peach goes next for Utaku.

Bowser looking at the light. "Uuuuhh."

Mario asks him. "What?"

"I sink like a stone." Bowser responded meekly.

"PIKA?"

Katari's next swimmer, Fox proves to be a much better swimmer than Peach and makes it there a few seconds before Peach does so Link and Popo go at about the same time.

"Uh guys…" Said Samus.

"Yes?" She asks.

"I can't swim."

"YOU CAN'T SWIM!" Shouts Ness with disbelief.

"Could you say it a little louder, I don't think the Martians heard you. But no, why do you think I wear a suit for underwater travel?"

"All right Samus, it really couldn't be easier." Zelda begins to talk to Samus about how to swim.

Link obviously makes it there first. So Ness goes ahead. And finally Nana goes and gets some distance over the less fit Ness.

"Got it-a Bowser?" Asks Mario

"How can I trust you. Oh fine."

Pikachu goes for Utaku and Zelda, as Sheik, goes for Katari. Pikachu has much more rapid strokes than Sheik but doesn't have as much power Sheik does. Thus they reach the beach at the same time. Now Bowser and Samus go. Bowser pulls a surprise move and jumps backwards and then blasts a lot of fire and it propels him forward a little bit before hitting the water. However, Samus ends up swimming much better and gets there much sooner than Bowser.

"Bye-bye Brother." Luigi said as he jumps off and hits the water a little before Bowser gets there and Mario jumps in. Luigi had a head-start but Mario is gaining on him and manages to pass Luigi when all of sudden…

"OH! Leg-a cramp!" Mario floats there helplessly as Luigi passes by him and Mario tries to swim with just one leg and two hands, but Luigi is already way ahead of him and has passed the goal line.

"Katari wins!" Declares Ron Host as he gives the immunity trophy to Link. Everyone at Katari cheers. "Well, back to your campsites everyone. Utaku, I'll see you later tonight."

The clans head back to their respective camps.

Mario, to the camera, "I feel-a ashamed that I let the team down on-a that challenge. I-a should have stretched-a."

Bowser, to the camera, "You see! That's why I should be the leader!"

Samus, to the camera, "Honestly, I was worried when it was a swimming challenge, but now I think my confidence has been renewed after this challenge."

Night 9: Clan Council

Utaku files in and everyone has a seat.

Ron Host: Tough break today Utaku and it looked like it was a close race. What do you think happened out there?

Bowser wastes no time responding. "Mario messed up is what happened!"

"Bowser! It was all just a simple fluke for the other clan. It wasn't anyone's fault." Says Peach.

Ron Host continues "Alright then. One more question. Have things been going smoothly at your campsite?"

Popo responds. "Some people have been slacking off a little bit."

"Pi pikachu pika."

Bowser retorts to Pikachu's comment. "Hey! You know, this is entirely the author's fault and…" I need to go hit my Bowser punching bag, so excuse me a minute………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Well, there you have it! Chapter 4.

Now I don't know if Samus can swim or not so I just made that part up. Please continue to review this story.