Survivor: SSBM Outback
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Chapter 5: Days 10-12
Night 9: Clan Council
Ron Host takes up the votes. "Well now that we are done with that excruciatingly long conversation in the last chapter," He receives quizzical looks from all survivors except Bowser. "it's time to tally the votes. First vote- Mario (camera flashes a shot of Mario), next vote- Bowser (flash of Bowser), Bowser (another flash of Bowser.), DK (flash of DK.)…
Bowser interrupts, "HA! Those are the last two votes I'm getting! No one else would dare vote for me!"
"Actually Bowser," corrects Ron Host. "That was a brief and clever use of editing to build up a little bit of drama. The rest of the votes are for you."
"WHAT!
"The tribe has spoken." He snuffs out Bowser's torch.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" He breathes fire on his torch, not only re-igniting his torch, but also blasting the boom operator. As a result, we can't hear a whole lot for several minutes. Shots of Bowser being restrained by security and taken across the walk of shame are seen. Finally the boom operator is replaced.
"Well that was eventful. All of you return to your campsite." Said Ron Host.
Utaku leaves.
Bowser's final words: On the boat being taken to the location a plane is supposed to pick them up. "Grrrrrrrrr! THIS IS ALL THE AUTHOR'S FAULT! IF I EVER GET TO SEE HIM I'LL…" I broke my punching bag, so I make up a scenario where a plane for a dumbbell manufacturing company is forced to drop there entire load and the whole load falls on top of Bowser. Miraculously, the boat he's in remains unharmed.
Day 10: Katari
Ness is chatting with a few clan members. "Jeez. Fox has just been sulking and he hardly ever helps out around here, and he's being a baby about not being clan leader, and…"
"Yoshi, yoshi yoshi."
"Pardon?"
Zelda explains, "Yoshi's right. If Fox knew what you were saying about him there could be trouble."
Ness: I see.
(Close by.)
"… and that's what-a Ness has-a been saying about-a you." Luigi says to Fox.
Fox responds through clenched teeth. "I see."
Utaku:
Popo, to the camera, "I need to say this, I voted for DK at the last clan council. I know I seem strange since Bowser yelled at me, but he wouldn't have yelled at me in the first place if DK weren't talking about him."
Mario, to the camera, "This is-a pretty bad actually, we're-a short-handed and we are-a getting fairly close to the-a merger. Even if I don't-a make it, I would-a still like a member of Utaku to make it to the prize money. We could-a still merge even or even-a merge with more-a members."
Peach is watching Mario attentively. "What are you doing Mario?"
"I'm-a going hunting."
"Hunting? Are you sure you'll find something around here?"
"I'm-a taking Pikachu with-a me. If there any-a animals, he'll-a find them."
Later…
"Pikachu!"
Mario: Smell-a something? (Pikachu sneaks up behind the bush and…)
"oooo?"
"DK! What are you-a doing?"
"oo oo oo ooo."
"You saw a large-a boar?" DK takes them to where he saw the boar, they position themselves to where its escape route is cut off. Pikachu zaps it and DK come in to wrestle it down. Mario comes in… the rest of the scene is censored.
Back at the camp, everyone's wolfing down boar meat except for Pikachu and DK, who get more fish.
"Yum!" Exclaims Nana
"Oh yeah, this is good eating." Said Popo, agreeing with Nana.
Peach, to the camera, "I can't believe Mario actually did it! I know he had help, but, he's strong, smart, and dreamy." She lets out a long sigh of admiration.
Day 11: Katari
Fox storms up towards Ness. "Hey Ness!"
"Yeah?"
"I really don't appreciate what you've been saying about me lately!"
"Uh… I don't know what you're talking about."
"Don't play stupid with me! You say I'm a numbskull, a crybaby, a poor sport, and…"
"Well you are!"
"You want to make something out of it!"
"Bring it on fur ball!"
"I'll bring it you half-pint!" They break out in to a fight until… you guessed it.
"Link, I'm getting tired of breaking up fights all the time." Says Samus as she notions towards the unconscious bodies of Ness and Fox.
"Who started it?" Asks Link.
"Fox."
"He was a problem last time too…" Pointed out Zelda.
"Hmmmmm." Ponders Link. All of a sudden…
"AAAAAAHHH! Bugs! Get-a them off of-a me!" Came Luigi's shouts.
Yoshi just sits there, watching Luigi swat off a swarm of bugs with interest.
Utaku: It's sunset, and it all of a sudden started to rain. The clan retreated under there shelter, thankfully, the roof had some sand packed in to the crevices, so the rain didn't make it through.
"I'm bored." Complained Nana.
"We could try out Bowser's favorite hobby." Suggested Nana. Peach hides upon hearing this. "Not that. We could try out making fun of this author Bowser was always talking about." The roof suddenly opens over Popo's head, Mario Quickly goes outside to seal it then comes back in soaking wet.
"Better not-a. Bowser always got-a hurt when he-a did that." Points out Mario.
"oo oo oo?"
"Pi. pika pika?"
Mario answers their question. "We'll-a eat the boar conservatively and-a finish it before the-a merger."
Peach then asks, "You think we might merge with an edge?"
"Maybe." Says Mario.
Day 12: Katari
"YOSHI!" He begins to clear his throat to read the letter.
"I think I better read it." Says Link. "You've come this far so well done, but you'll need luck to continue the fun."
"He just assumes we're having fun?" He rubs the bump on his head.
Luigi still covered in bug bites. "We need-a luck hm? I wonder what we're-a doing."
Both the clans have arrived at the next spot where there is a small desk made crudely out of sticks. A few cards can be seen on top of the desk.
Ron Host greets them. "Welcome to my table of luck! What do you think, I made myself."
"Yoshi."
"Hey! It's not that bad!" Ron Host says as he gets a splinter from the table. "Yeouch! Anyways… One member from each clan will come up one at a time and pick up a card and there is either a number or a question on it. You get one point for each time that you get a question right. And the numbers are instant points. The first team to get ten points wins. There is one card worth ten points on the board just so you know. Katari, the trophy. He receives the trophy from Link. "Survivors ready… GO!"
Mario goes for Utaku and Link goes for Katari.
"Hmm…" Mario looks at the card. "Who is the author of the Harry Potter series, J.K. Rowling."
"Right!" Declares Ron Host.
Link got a two-point card so it was Utaku-1 and Katari-2. Samus went next for Katari and DK for Utaku. DK accidentally crushes the card when he picks it up and Samus got a question about Chozo lore and thus got it correct.
Peach talks sweetly to DK. "No DK, be easier with the cards." Fox goes next for Katari and DK got another card.
"Oo?"
Ron Host looks at his card "This is the ten-point card. Utaku wins!" Utaku cheers in victory. While Katari just stands there in disbelief that an ape defeated them. "Katari, I'll see you at clan council tonight."
DK, to the camera triumphantly, if an ape can sound that way. "OOOOOOOOO!"
Fox, to the camera, "That loss was just dumb luck, that loss was just dumb luck, that… AAAAGGHH! I can't believe it! There was nothing we could have done about that challenge!"
Ness, to the camera, "I'm almost glad we lost. Now I can get rid of that jerk Fox." He rubs his head. "I still don't see why Samus had to hit me though."
Night 12: Clan Council
Katari files in and sits in the seats.
Ron Host is standing there as well groomed and well fed as ever. "So, second night here. How does it feel to be on the spot?"
Luigi, well… "AAAAAGGHH! More-a bugs! AAAAHH! Couldn't you-a sprayed some-a repellant?"
"Okay then…" Ron Host sprays bug spray. "So, do you think you could have done anything different today?"
Link responds. "It was a game of chance, so there's no way we could have done anything differently to sway the course of that challenge."
"Well, glad to know there are no hard feelings. So let's begin the voting…"
Let's get one thing straight. The boom operator is all right despite getting burned in the face. Thankfully we had an extra boom operator. I'll try to make this more interesting.