Survivor: SSBM Outback

Alright, I know the who's going thing is predictable so far, but from here on, It will be less obvious.

Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor or the Super Smash Bros. Nintendo reserves all rights to Super Smash Bros.

Survivor: SSBM Outback is brought to you by…

Television: Thanks to television, I can't remember… duuuuhhh what was I saying.

And by…

Viewers like you… I always wanted to say that. Sorry PBS.

Chapter 6: Days 13-15

Night 12: Clan Council

Ron Host takes the jar of votes and dumps it. "Alright, time to tally the votes, first vote- Ness (Camera flashes to Ness.), eh, let's just cut to the chase here."

"Aren't you supposed to read them out for dramatic tension?" Asks Link.

"Eh. The author won't mind." Says Ron Host.

"Seriously who is this author supposed to be?" Asks Zelda.

"Quiet! The rest of the votes are for Fox." Says Ron Host quite bluntly

Fox is exasperated. "What!"

Luigi couldn't contain his enthusiasm. "Yeah! My-a set up worked."

"What did you just say?" Fox asks cracking his knuckles.

Luigi just realized what he just did. "AAAAAAHHH!" He quickly runs from the clan council area.

Fox begins to chase after him but is quickly apprehended by security.

"The tribe has spoken." Ron Host says as he snuffs out Fox's torch. Fox then is forced to take the walk of shame. "Well Katari, back to camp for you. After you find Luigi that is." Everyone heads out.

Fox's final words: "Auuuggghhh. I can't believe I fell for the most common trick in the survivor book. Fine then, Luigi will get sent back to Smash Mansion soon enough, and I'll be waiting for him there."

Day 13: Utaku.

DK, to the camera translated, "What was the big deal about those cards? I don't think I understand."

Pikachu, to the camera, translated. "I'm beginning to feel a pattern here with how these challenges have been going lately."

"Hey Popo?" Asked Nana.

"Yeah?"

"What do you think the audience will see when this show is edited."

"Probably only the embarrassing moments and such. Odds are people won't even know that we're having this conversation. Umph… Hey give me a hand with the firewood will you?"

"Sure, although I wish I knew right now what's going to be shown."

Katari:

Link is talking with Luigi. "Luigi that was a mean trick you pulled with Fox there."

"But… but."

Samus cuts in. "You know Link, I'm sure the majority of us were going to vote for Fox anyways."

"Yoshi!"

Link continues. "This has nothing to do with guacamole Yoshi. But anyways, Samus that doesn't change the fact that it was a cruel trick."

Luigi is now begging for mercy. "Please, don't-a be mad at-a me. I'll-a work twice as hard, just-a don't hate me. Waaaaahhh!"

Ness, to the camera, "Luigi has been something of a baby lately, still… his set up did help me out, and after reading his mind, he did do it because I was annoyed with Fox, so I like him still for trying to help me.

Zelda, to the camera, "The only reason I'm still staying sane is through my relaxation exercises and these earplugs I snuck in to the show." Some big tough guys come and confiscate the earplugs. "Oops."

Day 14: Katari

Luigi is struggling with a huge pile of wood. "Oh… man this is-a heavy."

"Need a hand?" Ness offered as he used his psychic powers to help out.

"Thank you very much."

"No problem. Say I wonder how everyone else is doing."

At the beach, Samus is fishing with very little luck and Yoshi is keeping her company.

"Yoshi?"

"No."

"Yoshi?"

"No"

"Yoshi?"

"Auuuuuggghhh! For the last time! I have not caught anything and there is no guacamole!" Samus finally snaps and she notices her shouting has scared away the few fish in the water. "Grrrrrrr."

Yoshi, to the camera, "Why was Samus so mad?"

Link, to the camera, "Geez. Our food supply has been getting increasingly low."

Zelda, to the camera, "Oy. I am about to go insane from all that's been going on."

Utaku:

Mario is checking their food. "Hm. We're-a about out of-a boar to eat."

"I could go foraging again." Suggested Peach.

From a distance away… "Pikachu!"

"OOOO!"

"Uh-oh." Peach and Mario head for the forest edge.

"What's-a going on?" Asked Mario.

"Pika pika, pikachu."

"DK thinks that lump on the tree way back there was a bee's nest?" Asks Peach.

"Oo oo oo o."

Mario points out something. "If it was a bee's-a nest, they would have-chased you."

All of a sudden bees appear and begin to attack everyone. The four of them begin to run around frantically.
Nana, to the camera, "Man, nothing exciting happens around here anymore."

Popo, to the camera, "I almost wish Bowser was still here, at least he kept everything interesting."

Back at Smash Mansion. All the remaining characters are watching survivor. With previous players getting the best view.

"Ha! You see! They love me!" Gloats Bowser.

"You wish." Responds C. Falcon.

"You're just jealous because the author likes me better than…" The chandelier falls on Bowser.

"You were saying?"

Day 15: Utaku.

Pikachu checks the mailbox. "Pikachu!"

"I'll read it," volunteers Peach, "Now is the time to test whether you can pass this round, just remember what goes around comes around." These rhymes are getting more desperate."

Mario rallies the clan. "Get-a ready everybody."

The clans are instructed to head to the clan council area and sit down. When they arrive, they see C. Falcon, Bowser (who is a little groggy), Kirby, and Fox (who is being restrained).

Luigi thinks to himself, "Oh no."

"Welcome survivors, and ex-survivors, To the next immunity challenge." Says Ron Host. "We brought back all the characters you have voted off before for a questionnaire round. Each voted off member will ask each clan one question, if you get it right, your clan gets one point. To make sure that the questions are fair and are not meant to get revenge on specific survivors. (Bowser and Fox groan upon hearing this.) Our very own author decided to make a personal appearance!"

Roaring applause can be heard from nowhere. "Hello everybody! I'm nintendogeek01 and I'll be your judge today. And yes all you smashers, I am the author everyone talks about." Bowser launches himself at me upon hearing this. I simply knock him away with a single swallow kick. "Now then, Kirby will start this show. Take it away Ron Host."

"Survivors ready… GO!"

While facing Utaku. "Pyo?"

Popo answers his question. "Yes Kirby, you were here for three days."

My decision "Correct. Although an odd question."

While facing Katari. "Pyo?"

"Yoshi!"

My decision "Guacamole is correct! C. Falcon, you're next!"

"Am I allowed to address a specific clan member?" He asked.

"Sure."

"Alright then, Link. What are the three factors that limit cell size?

Link is bewildered. "Huh? What's a cell?"

My decision "That's wrong!"

"What? That's not fair!" Link Retorted back at me.

"Silence! I am the all powerful author."

C. Falcon continues. "Popo, What's the tallest mountain in the real world."

"Mount Everest."

My decision "Correct!"

Link mutters under his breath. "This is biased."

"You doubt my judgment again? Feel my wrath." Coconuts hit Link in the head. And I make one hit Bowser for the heck of it. "Bowser, you're next."

"Did you have to hit me? Mario. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

"Hey! That-a question is-a biased."

My decision "Mario is right, Utaku gets one point by default."

Bowser is not too happy with this. "Grrrrrr. Fine. Katari. Who kicked the butts of your ex-clan mates?"

Ness with very little enthusiasm "You did."

"Yes! That is me! The greatest, without a-doubt coolest…"

Me I interrupt his gloating. "Thank you Bowser" I pull a lever and Bowser falls in to a pit where…

"AAAAAHHH! Bad Elvis impersonators! AAAAUUUGGGHHH!"

"Ah, Bowser's screams of pain fill my heart with joy. Fox, you're up next."

Fox asks his former clan first. "Katari, What makes the Arwing from my Starfox team able to do its various maneuvers?"

Samus answers "A G-diffuser system."

My decision "Correct."

Fox continues "Utaku, how many pokemon are there in the world."

"Pikachu!"

My Decision "Correct!"

Ron Host makes the usual declaration. "Utaku wins!" Utaku cheers and they keep the immunity trophy Ron Host forgot to ask for. "Katari, I'll see you again tonight.

"And I'll be joining you tonight. So be back here later." I add.

Mario, to the camera, "I was a little bit-a surprised when Bowser appeared-a on the show."

Link, to the camera, "I think the author is setting the clan up."

Bowser is in therapy. "Oh it was awful Doc. They're singing was so terrible, and, and."

The psychiatrist interrupts. "Now Bowser, you haven't even realized whom you're talking to." The mask is removed to reveal… ME!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Night 15: Clan Council.

Katari files in considerably demoralized.

Ron Host greets them. "Welcome Katari."

"I'll take it from here Ron Host." I tell him. "Feel like anything went particularly wrong today?"

Link speaks up. "I have a question. Why did you penalize me for a question you must realize I had no chance of answering?"

"Uh, well, there is a complicated background story behind all of that."

Samus speaks up. "I think…"

"Silence!" I shout as thunder booms for dramatic effect (scaring Luigi to death of course.) "No more questions. The voting begins now!"

What do you think? Putting myself in the story is a totally on the fly idea, don't get me wrong, I know I'm not the first to do it. I warned you I might continue to pick on Bowser even after he left earlier. Please continue to review.