Survivor: SSBM Outback

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Chapter 7: Days 16-18

Night 15: Clan Council

I hold up the voting jar and break it open. "The votes are… Luigi."

"Huh?" Says Luigi?

I continue, "Yoshi, Samus, Link, Yoshi and…" The camera focuses on all the characters, and pauses even longer for Yoshi, "Huh? The last vote is guacamole? Well Yoshi, the tribe has spoken." I snuff out Yoshi's torch. "It is time for you to leave." Yoshi sighs and takes the walk of shame. "I'll be taking my leave of you survivors for a while, but I'll see you all again sometime. But until then, FAREWELL!" Smoke appears around me and I disappear mysteriously as the twilight zone music plays.

Ron Host finally speaks. "Well, time to get back to camp everyone." Katari leaves.

Yoshi's final words translated: "Now who would vote for me. Oh well, TIME FOR GUACAMOLE! Give me a G, give me a U, Give me a…" The rest had been edited out for the sake of sparing the audience his bad cheering.

Day 16: Utaku

Mario, to the camera, "Our boar-a meat is a running low, even our-a fish supplies are-a running slim. We'll just-a have to keep restocking our-a food. Though things have-a been a little dull-a."

The Ice Climbers just came back with the fish and everyone sits down to eat. Popo suddenly gets an idea. "Hey, let's play a word game."

"What kind of word game?" Asks Peach.

Nana explains. "Starting with me, I say a word and the person to my right says a word that starts with the letter my word ended with. You can't repeat words and you get about five seconds to come up with a word. Anyone in?"

Everyone joins in except DK and Pikachu due to their limited vocabulary.

Nana does start. "Island."

Popo, "Daring."

Peach, "Goat."

Mario, "Teriyaki-a"

Nana, "Wait, what was that supposed to end in?" This goes on for a while with everyone losing because of Mario's Italian accent. He eventually stops playing for fairness.

Peach, to the camera, "I felt bad for Mario since he didn't get to participate."

Katari:

Luigi, to the camera, "Who-a voted for-a me? What did I-a do that was-a so wrong-a?"

Samus, to the camera, "Zelda has been pretty tensed up lately. Hopefully without Yoshi, things will cool down a little bit here."

Ness is standing by himself looking considerably flustered.

"What's-a wrong?" Asks Luigi.

"Auuugghh. I'm so hungry. I'm too weak to read minds now."

"Oh, sorry." Said Luigi when he really meant "Yeeaaahhh!"

"Now I'm bored to death, I mean it was entertaining reading your mind in particular. Since you had all those embarrassing yet hilarious incidents. Like how you still sleep with a night light, and how you got a spider down your back in the middle of a large crowd, and when…"

"Alright alright!"

Day 17: Katari

Zelda is roasting fish with Samus.

"I have to say, these are the best fish we've had in a while." Notes Zelda.

"Good to see you've calmed down. You know, this is going to be the last clan immunity challenge we have." Points out Samus.

"You're right. After the merger takes place, we'll start competing for individual immunity."

"We've seen the other clan act as a unit before, but I wonder what they're like as individuals." The fish are almost ready to eat when it starts raining out of nowhere.

Everyone went inside the cave and gathered around the fire.

"Well that was odd." Points out Link

"There wasn't a cold in the sky. Man and I was enjoying my walk on the beach." Complains Ness."

"Grrrrrrr… We had just finished roasting the fish." Says Samus. "AND THIS SPANDEX IS DRY CLEAN ONLY! What can I take my aggression out on!"

"AAAAAAHHHH" Luigi immediately runs away. Everyone else inches away from Samus.

Utaku: A few minutes earlier.

Mario is working out getting ready for the next challenge, as is DK. Peach is just happily singing to herself. The Ice Climbers and Pikachu are just standing around what to do next.

"Pikachu."

"Well what dances do you know?" Asks Nana.

"Yeah! Show us!" Says Popo excitedly.

"Pikachu."

"Awwww. Pokemon only, well at least let us see it." Pleads Popo.

"Pika." Pikachu starts doing this weird dance and…

"Mama-mia! Everyone under the shelter!" Everyone runs from the downpour, DK smells terrible do to the wet fur. Peach's dress is in the worst shape of its life. Mario is wringing out his hat, and Pikachu is kind of embarrassed.

"Oooooo. Oo!"

"Why did you have to use Rain dance? My dress is now completely ruined!" Whines Peach.

Nana, to the camera, "GEEZ! DK SMELLS!"

Popo, to the camera, "Oh, I can't take the smell!

Day 18: Katari

Link checks the mailbox. "Tree mail! Let's see… "Your clan must prepare for one last run, this is the last challenge before two become one."

Zelda considers that letter. "I wonder if it's some kind of race."

Luigi responds. "I just hope-a that we don't-a have to compete outnumbered."

The clans head for an area on the beach that an elaborate obstacle course had been made using the remnants of some old pirate ship.

Ron Host greets them as always. "Welcome survivors, to your next immunity challenge. The obstacle course you see in front of you is split in to five parts. First you have to climb up this net ladder and tag the partner at the top. Then that member has to go down the zip line and run towards their next clan member. That member will then run through old tires from some car." Flashback, the crew jacks tires from the repo man so no one was all that sorry really. Back to the present. "After that, tag the next member who will crawl under these ropes. Finally, the last clan member tagged will run for the immunity trophy. Speaking of which, Utaku…" Utaku hands over the immunity trophy. "Utaku, one of your members will have to sit out. Remember wait to be tagged, and no interference between clan members. Survivors ready… GO!"

DK tackles the net ladder for Utaku while Katari chooses Link. DK makes it there slightly ahead of Link and tags Popo. Popo heads down the zip line and then Link tags Ness. Ness uses what's left of his psychic powers to get a lead on Popo. Ness tags Samus for the Tires while Popo tags Mario. Mario is able to do the tires just as well as Samus, but she had a head start and thus she reaches Luigi before Mario reaches Nana. Luigi manages to squirm through mud and reach Zelda (as Sheik first.) Nana does reach Pikachu and Pikachu attempts to jumpstart his speed with his electricity. But Sheik reaches the trophy first.

"Katari wins!" Declares Ron Host. Katari is happy that they won the last clan challenge. "Utaku, I'll see you tonight."

Mario, to the camera, "Well, we tried-a our best, and there is-a nothing else I could-a ask for."

Peach, to the camera, "I may have had to sit out, but I probably would have made us lose by even more than we did."

Popo, to the camera, "Looks like we'll be merging even."

Night 18: Clan Council

Utaku walks in. A little glum that they're about to lose another member.

Ron Host speaks up. "Haven't seen you here in a while Utaku. Has the absence of being at Clan Council make you more nervous that you're here now?"

"Oooo, oo oo oo ooo."

"I see." Responds Ron Host. "Any comments from anyone else?"

Everyone is silent, so I decide to liven this up a little bit by…

"EEEEEEK! SPIDER!" Shouts Peach.

"Which way did it go?" Asks Ron Host.

"That way!" Shouts Peach.

"Right!" Ron Host runs in the opposite direction. "Sorry, begin the voting."

"But what about the… AAAAHH." Mario finally kills it.

Yes Ron Host is aracnophobic. Well I'll admit this isn't the best chapter I made, but please continue to review.