Survivor: SSBM Outback
All right, now is the moment you have all been waiting for. The legendary MERGER! This is the chapter when it happens, when the two clans become one clan, and individual immunity starts. Will things subside? Or will the tension get to everybody? R and R please.
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Chapter 8: Days 19 to 21: The Merger.
Night 18: Clan Council
Ron Host takes up the votes and begins to read them off without delay. "First vote- Pikachu, DK, DK, Popo, Pikachu, and…" The camera shows all the characters sitting at the edge of their seat. "Popo. Well, a three-way tie."
"Pikachu?"
"Oo oo oo ooo."
"Yeah who does get kicked off." Asked Popo. On a side note, they're all extremely sweaty due to the tension of the three way tie.
"NOT POPO!" Shouts Nana.
Ron Host thinks for a minute. "Hmmm… how could we do this in the most illogical method possible. Alright then… eenie meenie minee mo," Ron Host receives looks of disbelief from the survivors. After all, he is using such a preschool way of choosing who leaves, "catch a tiger by it's toe, if it hollers, let it go, my mom told me to pick the very best one and you are it! DK!" DK is confused as to what went on. "The tribe, and my excellent decision making skills, have spoken." He snuffs out DK's torch, which DK does understand.
"OOOO, OOO OO!" He starts to go crazy.
"Security!" DK is forced to take the walk of shame. "It's time to head back to your camp everyone. Check your mailbox in the morning." Ron Host instructs them as they leave.
DK's final words translated: "What did I do to everyone, I didn't disturb a bee hive or make it rain like that mouse did. I mean Pikachu and I were good pals, but I didn't deserve to go."
Day 19: Utaku
Mario, to the camera, "I could-a understand why that other-a person who voted for Pikachu did vote for-a Pikachu. But why-a vote for DK and-a Popo?"
Nana, to the camera, "Geez, DK was really smelling just terrible, I mean none of us smell like roses after two weeks without bathing, but DK, ugh… but who would vote for Popo?"
Pikachu, to the camera translated, "I didn't have a problem with anybody in particular, but I had to vote for somebody so I just picked Popo. I didn't expect him to be nearly voted off."
Peach checks the mailbox. "Tree mail everyone! "The time has come for two to be one, so get acquainted and continue the fun. Katari will send three and Utaku two, so those people can get acquainted with you."
Popo points out the obvious. "Whoa, that was a long one. And the rhyme wasn't too bad for once."
"Pikachu?"
"Yeah, who should go visit?" Asked Nana "The note said to pick two people."
"Hmmm," ponders Mario. "How about-a the Ice Climbers go visit and the rest of us will-a stay-a." Everyone agrees.
Katari:
"I think I'll-a stay here." Says Luigi.
"All right then, I'll go visit." Volunteers Link.
"I'm going with you." Said Zelda.
"I'm staying." Said Ness.
"That means I have to go." Notes Samus.
Luigi, to the camera, "I hope-a Mario comes over here."
Link, to the camera, "It's high-time we got to know the other clan, after all. We are going to share a campsite with them now."
Ness, to the camera, "I wish I could still read minds, but no… I had to have my powers based on whether I was well fed or not. Stupid author, wait I didn't mean it." I restrain myself and spare him.
The clans have taken different routes to each other's beaches. We'll check in with Utaku first.
Utaku: It's mid-day just so you know.
Mario is the first to greet the Katari members. (They are Link, Zelda, and Samus in case you've already forgotten.) "Hello Katari. It's-a me, Mario. And here is-a Peach, and-a Pikachu."
"Nice to meet you." Says Peach.
"Pikachu."
Samus, to the camera, "I know we are supposed to be courteous, but I can't help but be skeptic. Being a bounty hunter, I need to stay on guard when I'm thrown in to a new environment."
"Hey everyone, I'm Link, this is Zelda, and that's Samus." Link introduces everyone.
Katari: It's still mid-day.
The Ice Climbers greet everyone in unison. "Hi everyone!"
Luigi speaks up. "Where's-a Mario?"
Popo answers him. "Oh, he decided to stay at the camp."
Luigi goes off to cry.
Nana, to the camera, "How did that guy make it this far?"
Ness decides to return the formalities. "Hey there guys. Why don't you go ahead and have a seat, we have just enough food."
Day 20: Utaku
Link was observing the shelter. "I have to say that this is an impressive shelter."
Mario was telling him about it. "The roof is-a packed extremely tightly with-a sand so that-a rain doesn't seep through. And before they got-a voted off, our-a strongest clan mates gathered some of the best-a wood they could-a find."
Peach and Zelda are talking. Peach is telling her about the clan. "…And one time, Mario even helped catch a boar."
"You guys caught a boar?" Zelda was amazed. "I mean, lately we have had hardly any luck with catching fish. But we did find a hot spring we could bath in. And Link always kept things so well organized." That's when the conversation got all girly about their favorite guys, so I won't bore any of you with the details.
Samus is conversing with Pikachu.
"Pikachu?"
"Things have been getting a little bit rougher."
"Pikachu?"
"No, I don't have a problem with anyone at the clan in particular now."
"Pikachu."
"That's true." Bees suddenly spot Pikachu and attack him.
"PIKA!"
Katari:
Luigi has swallowed his depression of just missing Mario again and is giving them the tour with Ness. "Over-a here, there is the-a spot where we start the-a fire."
Ness continues. "We also found a hot spring, and fresh water is extremely close by."
Nana is listening attentively, "Wow, a hot spring?"
Popo picks up. "We could have used one of those." Everything is going just fine with the tour until.
"AAAAAAAHHHH! Snake!" Luigi runs off!
Nana finally asks Ness. "How did that guy make it this far?"
"Eh, he's still a nice guy." Ness answers.
"AAAAAAAHHHH! Spider!" I think you know who shouted that.
"Ok, he is a little embarrassing." Confessed Ness.
"AAAAAAAHHHH! What was that? Oh, a snail." Once again, you should know who that was.
Day 21: Utaku.
Mario checks the tree mail. "Let's-a see… "Come to the beach in between the camps."
"Huh? Is that all?" Asks Link.
"There isn't even any rhyming?" Asks Peach.
"Pikachu."
"What has come over the author?" Asks Samus.
"Well, I guess all we have to do it follow the instructions." Points out Zelda.
The clans head for the before mentioned beach and stand separate from each other.
Ron Host notices this. "No, no, no guys. Come on, it is time to stand together now." The clans move to the same general area. "Great, now first, you need to decide which camp to stay at for the rest of the game." The survivors hold a fairly long discussion and it is eventually decided that they'll stay at Katari's campsite. "Alright then. Now you are no longer Utaku and Katari. So therefore, a new name is needed." A considerably longer discussion occurs. Pikachu would not give up his idea for clan Cutie. And the Ice Climbers wanted to go with Climbers. Eventually they decide on one simple name as a tribute to their creators… Nintendo. "So then," Ron Host takes two large torches the survivors failed to notice before and he uses them to light an even bigger torch. "You are now one clan, you are now, Clan Nintendo! Now then, on with the immunity challenge."
Ron Host points to ten wooden posts out in the ocean. "We decided to go with a classic challenge today. As you know, now that you are one clan, it is time for you to compete for individual immunity, therefore… oh, nearly forgot! The immunity trophy!" Ron Host receives the trophy from Link. "Therefore, you'll no longer need the trophy, instead, you get this." Ron Host holds up a talisman. "The winner of these challenges gets to where this talisman. For this challenge, you will have to stand on those posts for an indefinite period of time. You have to be the last one standing to win." Ron Host does them the favor of taking them out to the posts in his boat. "Survivors ready… GO!"
Everyone stands there for a little bit. Ness is the first to fall off. "Darn it!" Ness swims back to the beach. About half an hour later, Pikachu is the only one showing signs of fatigue. Ron Host speaks up. "How is everything going over there?"
"Pika?"
"Not tired huh?" Ron Host leaves and comes back with two beanbag chairs and large umbrellas.
"Pikachu" Pikachu looks at it longingly as Ness and Ron Host sit comfortably in the shade of the umbrellas. "Pika!" Pikachu jumps off the post to swim to the shore. Ron Host relinquishes his seat.
It has been one hour now. Ness shouts to Popo. "Hey Popo! Did you remember to go before we left?"
"Uuuhh." Popo thinks.
"I bet it's tiring to have to hold it for that long and have to stand there above all that rolling water."
"I hate you." Said Popo. He quickly jumps off and swims to the shore and quickly runs in to the woods.
It is now noon, Everyone seems to be going strong. "Getting tired Peach?" Asks Zelda.
"Not in the least." Responds Peach.
"Hey is that a spider on your post?" Asks Nana.
"AAAAAHHH!" Peach is so startled by this that she falls off. "Now my dress really is ruined!"
Ron Host brings her a new dress. "And this one is much sturdier." He adds.
Another hour later. All the contestants who were eliminated from the contest are eating Ice cream. "There's still one left." Shouts Ron Host.
"I'm-a good." Says Mario.
Luigi declines as well.
"I refuse!" Shouts Nana.
"Come on Nana." Shouts Popo. "Come over to the dark side."
"Oooohhh. Fine." Nana jumps in to get some Ice cream.
The afternoon sun is now at it's hottest. Mario, Luigi, Zelda, Samus, and Link are still standing out there. The other five survivors are enjoying ice cold sodas of their choice. This doesn't persuade the ones on the posts to jump down though. "Jeez, what's it going to take to get you guys to come down?"
Link shouts back. "You couldn't get me to come down for a glass of Romani ranches special milk!"
Ron Host leaves and returns with not one, but two glasses of Romani Ranches special milk. "How about two?" Taunts Ron Host. "They're fresh."
Link is caught between his desire to win and his desire for the best milk in the world. "Augh! I've been foiled!" Link jumps in.
It is sunset. Zelda gave up and swam back to shore earlier leaving Mario, Luigi, and Samus. "Here we go! Two extra large pizzas!"
Mario hears this. "Pizza? Oh mamma-mia." He gives in and swims out to shore.
It is now nighttime and Luigi and Samus are both still going strong. Luigi is pep-talking himself. "I can-a do it, I can-a do it."
Samus suddenly yells. "LOOK! A HUMUNGOUS COCKROACHE!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Luigi is startled and falls in.
"At long last, Samus wins!" Samus jumps in the water and swims to shore to receive the immunity talisman. "Alright clan, I need you to immediately report to clan council."
Night 21: Clan Council
The only thing that has really changed about the clan council area is the eight additional seats and the fact that Ganondorf, Young Link, Falco, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo, Marth, and Roy were sitting in them. Ron Host explains. "These seven people will make up the jury for the end of the game. For now, they are only here to observe for their final decision. Any comments?"
Peach speaks up. "I just want to say that it just doesn't seem fair that we hardly got to know each other and now we already have to vote someone off." Everyone agrees.
"That is true. New experiences are just starting for some of you, and now whoever leaves has to miss it all. So let's vote someone off!"
Whew, that was the longest chapter I've ever written. About the jury, I excluded Dr. Mario for obvious reasons and I excluded Pichu and Mr. Game and Watch because I wanted to keep the jury at seven people and they were my least favorite characters out of the remaining characters.