Survivor: SSBM Outback

Bad news: The chapters may become shorter due to the fact that the clans now merged and there is now only one clan to look at per day.

Good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

But seriously, I will probably get more in depth when looking at our newly formed clan Nintendo.

Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor or the Super Smash Bros. Nintendo reserves all rights to Super Smash Bros.

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Chapter 9: Days 22-24

Ron Host reappears with the jar. "It is now time to see who the first person to be voted out of the newly formed, clan Nintendo." All the survivors are tense. "First vote, Luigi, Popo, Link, Popo, Ness, Nana, Pikachu, Nana, Link, and…" The camera goes shows shots of all the characters. "Popo!" Everyone is shocked at these results and Nana…

"NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE MY BROTHER!" Nana goes crazy and she starts bawling. The jury is not impressed with this.

"Well Popo, the tribe has spoken." Ron Host says as he snuffs out Popo's torch.

"Bye Nana." Popo says as he takes the walk of shame.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Cries Nana.

Ron Host continues without paying attention to Nana, "Back to the former Katari camp everyone." Everyone heads back to camp.

Popo's final words, "I have no regrets, I enjoyed the experience, and I enjoyed being with all of my clan mates. Except for Bowser maybe. I just hope Nana doesn't take this too hard."

Day 22: Nintendo (The clan of course.)

Mario, to the camera, "Honestly, Nana is-a shooting herself in-a the foot-a. I can-a understand why she's so upset-a, but the former-a Katari clan members might-a not. Well, maybe they-a will."

Ness, to the camera, "Nana was much more of a crybaby than Luigi is."

Samus, to the camera, "That little girl needs to pull herself together if she's going to go any farther."

Link, to the camera, "That Nana shouldn't be crying like that."

Mario and Link are hunting to make up for Katari's previous food loss, and we know they didn't have enough food for nine people.

"See-a anything Link?" Asked Mario.

"No, I don't." Answers Link. Suddenly, Mario spots what appears to be a boar. Not as big as the one Mario caught earlier in Utaku, but good enough. Mario cuts off its escape route just in case Link misses. Link aims with his bow and… the rest of this is censored.

Back at the camp.

Peach and Zelda are trying to consol Nana.

"Oh come on Nana." Says Peach sweetly.

"Please cheer up, would Popo want you to do this?" Asks Zelda.

"Sniff…" Nana tries to speak, "I guess you're right."

"Aaahh. Finally." Says Samus with relief.

"Pikachu."

"I agree, she was being loud."

"Pika…" Pikachu settled in for a nap.

Luigi gets an idea. "I know! How about a game to-a cheer you up?" Suggests Luigi. He pulls out a stick from behind his back. Everyone is curious. "This-a is-a called a story stick. I start a story, pass it-a on to the next person, then they-a make up a story from where I-a left off." Luigi explains. "So who's-a in?"

"Oh, I've heard of this game!" Says Ness. "I'll join."

"Okay." Says Nana. Peach and Zelda decide to join in as well.

"Okay, I'll-a start. Once upon a time-a, there was-a young girl named-a Suzie." He passes it on to Nana.

"And she met a nice young boy named Popo, WAAAAAAAHHH!" She runs off crying and wakes up Pikachu."

Luigi, to the camera, "Oops, I guess-a that wasn't a good idea-a."

Day 23: Nintendo

Nana is crying her eyes out, for 16 hours straight, so nobody had a decent night's sleep. Even the more understanding players are growing tense.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" You can guess who that is right now.

"Pikachu."

"I-a know." Responds Luigi.

"I can't take this anymore." Complains Samus.

"This is getting way out of hand." Notes Link.

Peach speaks up. "You guys have to understand that…"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Nana suddenly cries louder.

Peach finally snaps. "That's it!" Everyone gangs up on Nana to knock her unconscious.

"Yes!" Shouts Ness.

Everyone then settles in to fall asleep.

Day 24: Nintendo

Mario checks the mailbox. "Tree-a mail!"

Everyone assembles, including Nana, who is still sobbing.

"I'll read it." Volunteers Zelda. "Moving on to the prize any one of you might, but to win stay safe for now, you must reach new heights."

"What kind of challenge is this going to be?" Wonders Ness.

"Only one way to find out." Points out Link.

The survivors head for the woods to meet up with Ron Host, who is waiting for them as usual. "Hello survivors, geez, you look like you hadn't slept since clan council." Everyone grumbles. "Anyways, in this challenge, you are to simply climb up these outrageously tall trees." Camera has to look way up and even it can't see the top of the trees. "Pretty straightforward right. Survivors ready… GO!"

Everyone runs to a tree and begins to climb, well, almost everybody.

"Popo, sniff, why?" Sobs Nana.

Everyone ignores her and attempts to climb. Ness is having the least amount of luck due to his lack of physical strength. Peach manages to due slightly better than Ness, but is still doing quite pathetically.

Back at Smash Mansion.

Popo is just staring at the TV in disbelief. "Come on Nana! You could easily win this challenge!"

Bowser just walked back in. "Now I wouldn't be doing as bad as she is. I mean, I am just the greatest guy in the whole world, and…" The ceiling caves in and one of the characters bedrooms comes crashing down on Bowser.

Back at the challenge.

Mario is holding the lead, Samus is tailing behind him and Luigi was doing just fine until…

"Whew, I wonder-a how high I AAAAAHHHH!" He looks down and he starts to get nauseas. "Oooohhh."

Pikachu is doing surprisingly well and is starting to gain on Samus. Zelda (as Sheik) is starting to pull ahead Link, on the other hand, is weighed down by that gear he always carries with him. Mario is starting to climb more frantically as Samus, Pikachu, and Sheik begin to gain on him. Pikachu all of a sudden loses his grip and begins to fall down below. Mario, worrying about the little guy jumps down from his lead, slides down the tree, kicks off the tree, grabs Pikachu and slides down the next tree he grabs.

"That was an impressive display Mario, however, this does mean that you pretty much lost the challenge." Says Ron Host.

"I-a know." Says Mario.

"Pikachu!" He says as he's hugging Mario's leg.

"You're-a welcome. But I can't-a feel my leg."

Apparently Samus had won the challenge. As she was presented with the immunity talisman. "Alright everybody. I'll see you at clan council tonight." Says Ron Host.

Pikachu, to the camera translated, "Mario saved me!"

Sheik, to the camera, "I can't believe Mario sacrificed the win for that. I think Samus isn't the only one who guaranteed she makes it to the next round."

Bowser, back at the mansion infirmary, also to the camera, "Mario is trying to deceive you all! Don't you see…" A heavy beaker falls on his head.

Night 24: Clan Council

The survivors file in and Nana is still sobbing her eyes out. The jury also files in and then Ron Host appears to speak to them. "Welcome back survivors, first of all I would like to…"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Guess who.

"Ugh. Oh wait. Here's an idea." Ron Host passes around earplugs so that they can barely hear Nana. "Now as I was saying…"

"What?" Everyone but Nana asks.

"I didn't catch that." Responds Ron Host.

"Do you look-a fat?" Asks Luigi, "No, not-a really."

"What did you say?" Shouts Ron Host.

Mewtwo, who is in the jury, getting annoyed and thus he shouts in everyone's minds, "Let's just start the voting!"

Sorry if this seemed a little rushed, I was pressed for time as I was writing this chapter. That and I wanted to go ahead and get this chapter posted.