Survivor: SSBM Outback

The tenth chapter! We're more than halfway there now! Although technically we already were halfway there I believe. Oh well, Continue to read and review!

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Survivor: SSBM Outback is brought to you by…

Younger siblings, the one thing that would make anyone lose their sanity.

And by…

Peace and quiet, oh who am I kidding here? Peace and quiet is as rare as flying pigs.

Chapter 10: Days 25 to 27

Night 24: Clan Council

Ron Host comes back in still wearing the earplugs. "Alright, it's time to tally the votes."

Everyone but Nana suddenly shouts "WHAT!"

Ron Host responds, "I can't hear you!"

"What?"

-Several minutes later-

Ron Host finally breaks it up. "I'll just read out the votes."

"WHAT!" Everyone shouts.

Ron Host finally notions for everyone to take out their earplugs. "Anyways." Ron Host dumps the voting jar and just tears through the votes without reading them out.

"Aren't you-a supposed to-a read them out?" Asked Luigi.

"Let's face it," says Ron Host. "Nobody wants to see us go through all of this when someone's been a nuisance." Everyone eyes a still sobbing Nana. Ron Host continues. "With the exception of one tear stained vote, it has been unanimously decided to get rid of Nana." Nana's torch gets blown out instead of snuffed.

"Wait…" Nana speaks up, "So I'm leaving."

"Yep" Responds Ron Host.

"YEAH!" Nana runs down the walk of shame quite happily, as ironic as that sounds.

"Well, uh, back to camp everyone." Everyone leaves.

Nana's final words, "Yes! I get to go see Popo! I get to go see Popo! I get to go see Popo! I get to go see Popo! I get to go see Popo! Yeah! I'm so happy!"

Day 25: Nintendo

Zelda, to the camera, "Oh geez, it's been weeks since I had my medicine that keeps me calm. Lately it's been getting harder to keep calm."

Pikachu, to the camera, "Nana sure was happy. I may have voted for her, but only because of the sleep depravation. Nana, Popo, and me were such good friends."

Peach, to the camera, "Samus and I decided to take a break and treat Zelda to a nice bath at the hot spring."

The three females are indeed relaxing at the hot spring.

"Aaaahhh. This is the best way to calm down around here." Notes Zelda.

"You know girls, compared to the men, we're outnumbered." Says Peach.

"You're right." Agree Samus "I don't have a problem with anyone in particular right now but…"

"We should form an alliance, the three of us." Suggests Zelda.

"Yes." Says Peach.

"I'm in." Says Samus. And so, they agree not to vote for each other, although they do not have anyone to target at this point.

Link and Mario are out hunting again, while everyone else is fishing.

Link and Mario are sitting down for a minute, swapping stories about their clan at the beginning of the game.

"He ate all of it! Really?" Asks Link trying to keep from laughing.

"Yes. Kirby was-a the first-a one to go because of-a that." Responds Mario.

"Well, as you may have guessed, C. Falcon and Fox didn't make things easy around the camp for a while. Seriously, they really made things a real headache."

"Say-a what happened-a to-a Yoshi?"

"Well, Yoshi was getting on everyone else's nerves since he wouldn't stop talking about guacamole."

"I-a see. You know something else-a?"

"What?"

"Bowser was as much of a nuisance as-a Fox and C. Falcon. At least in-a Nintendogeek01's opinion."

"Oh yeah, the author."

"Anyways, Bowser always-a got hit in the head with-a something."

This conversation goes on for a while. So we'll just look in on Luigi, Ness, and Pikachu.

"Pikachu."

"No, I haven't caught anything." Says Ness. "Any luck Lu… hey were did he go?"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" You can see Luigi being pulled across the water by a giant fish.

"Pika."

"Yeah, that does look fun." Agreed Ness.

Day 26: Nintendo

It is raining and thundering outside. No, not because of Pikachu this time, it's because…

A few minutes earlier.

"Ah great." Whined Peach.

"Hm? What-a is it?" Asked Mario

"My dress snagged on to these thorns."

"That dress was in-a pretty bad-a shape to begin-a with."

"I know, but it's not fair that the author is ruining my dress."

"Oh no!" Then the storm starts up.

Back at Smash Mansion. Bowser is complaining to Master Hand.

"It's not fair! I make fun of the author and I get hit in the head, how come Peach gets a little wet before finding shelter." Complains Bowser.

"Well maybe the author just doesn't like you." Points out Master Hand.

"Prove it." So I make a pillar in the room fall on top of Bowser. "Ugh, this… is… heavy… can't… feel… torso."

Back at the cave.

"Please make the rain stop author." Begs Peach.

"Give it up Peach." Says Ness. "The powers-that-be are pure evil you know." An ember from the fire then flies over and hits Ness in the seat of his pants. "Ouch! Alright I'm sorry."

Link then notices something. "Hey, where's Pikachu."

Samus answers his question. "Don't you know. All species of Pikachu love thunderous weather conditions."

"Thunda-what?" Link is confused by her use of large vocabulary. Hey, when you're raised in a forest, your vocabulary can't be that great. Even if he was taught how to read before he arrived here.

"Never mind that." Says Samus. "We can talk about your Abnormally low vocabulary efficiency later."

"Abnor-huh? Effeci-what?"

Zelda is having a hard time keeping relaxed now and is sitting in a corner all by herself. While Luigi is screaming at every strike of thunder. Pikachu on the other hand…

"Pika, Pika, Pika, Pikachu!" Everyone in the cave can hear his screams of happiness.

Day 27: Nintendo

Samus retrieves the tree mail and reads it. "Balance and skill will win the day, or else you may have to go away."

"I wonder what we have to do." Wonders Peach.

"Only one-a way to find-a out." Says Mario

The clan heads for the beach to meet up with Ron Host. "Welcome Survivors. To… actually, I'm not sure what to call it. Well anyways, in this challenge, you'll be on top of these platforms floating in the water. You'll also be given these bludgeoning staves to beat your clan-mates senseless." Everyone snaps to attention upon hearing this.

Mario, to the camera, "If only Bowser was-a still here for a this challenge."

Samus, to the camera, "If only C. Falcon or Fox was here for this challenge."

Ron Host continues, "To ensure the safety of our contestants though, the staves are padded so that you shouldn't be able to do any physical harm. We also put up a small barrier in the water to make sure the platforms don't float out to sea. The last one standing wins. Samus, the talisman." Samus hands over the talisman and they all hop on to a platform and float outward. "I would like to say the winner not only gets the immunity talisman, but they also get to choose who they would like to beat up out of these three." Ron Host points to three posts in the water where Bowser, C. Falcon, and Fox, had been taken from Smash Mansion and tied up.

"Oh, come on!" Complains Bowser. "I just got a pillar off of me and now I have to get beaten up."

"You know, you might not get beaten up." Points out C. Falcon.

"If a former Katari member wins, it's going to be me or that moron over there." Fox says looking at C. Falcon.

At this point, everyone wants to win so they could beat up whom they hated the most. Ron Host finally says. "Survivors ready… GO!"

Everyone uses their padded staff to steer towards their desired target. Samus decides to go from the weakest to the strongest. "I have you now Pikachu!" She effortlessly knocks off Pikachu.

"PIKA!" He shouts before splashing.

"Pikachu is out!" Declares Ron Host.

Mario decides to conserve his strength and not pursue anyone. Peach and Luigi go at it next. Finally, Luigi overpowers Peach after finally getting the stomach to do it.

"Sorry." He says.

"Oh, it's fine." Says Peach. That's when Link comes up behind Luigi and knocks him off before Luigi knows what hit him.

"Shows you not to let your guard down Luigi!" Says Link.

Sheik attacks Mario and they go at it until Mario comes out on top.

"I have to admit, that was impressive." Says Sheik.

"You weren't-a so bad yourself-a." Says Mario. He begins to make his way toward the other contestants.

Samus just took out Ness. Link begins to go at it with Samus.

"You're going down." Says Link.

"Correction, you are." Samus retorts.

Mario waits until they're both exhausted before going in and taking out Samus.

"Uwaaaa!" Shouts Samus as she falls in.

"It's-a just you and-a me now Link!" Declares Mario.

"Bring it on." Says Link. Despite Link's fatigue, He and Mario appear to be evenly matched. Link takes a thrust and Mario narrowly blocks it and catches Link off-guard and takes a sideswipe at Link and finally knock him off.

"Mama-mia, good match." Says Mario.

"You too." Says Link.

"Mario wins! It looks like Samus' reign of immunity is over." Declares Ron Host. "Before I give you the immunity talisman, paddle over there and pick who you want to beat senseless, without the padding on you staff." Says Ron Host.

"Did he just say without?" Asks Bowser. Mario paddles over to the post Bowser is tied to and beats Bowser in to submission.

Ron Host hands Mario the immunity talisman. "I'll see you all tonight at clan council."

Pikachu, to the camera, "I'm beginning to think that these challenges are biased. I didn't ask to be a small yellow mouse."

I interrupt with a large booming voice from nowhere. "I'm not trying to rig these against you alright!"

Pikachu, translated, "Oh… okay." I send him a nice juicy apple to make him feel better.

Luigi, to the camera, "Now is the-a time to-a vote off Samus before she get's-a back to-a winning immunity. I just-a hope she-a hasn't made any alliances, otherwise-a that could be-a bad."

Bowser is back at Smash Mansion in terrible shape. Pichu is trying to comfort him.

"Back of squirt." Says Bowser quite rudely.

Pichu is quite offended by this. "Piiiiichuuuuu!" He zaps Bowser in to a state of paralysis.

Night 27: Clan Council

The clan files in, and so does the jury. Ron Host greets them as always.

" Welcome survivors. Ness, how do you feel things are going at the camp?"

"Well, a whole lot better than when it was two clans. That's for sure." Responds Ness.

"One more question," says Ron Host. "Does anyone feel particularly vulnerable tonight? Everyone is silent.

"I guess not. It's time to vote!"

Before I get flamed for this, I know Link isn't stupid, and I'm not trying to make him look like that. I just thought "Hey, Link is a kind of a Middle Ages character, maybe I could make him a little confused with certain words." So do not flame me for that, R and R please.