Survivor: SSBM Outback

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Survivor: SSBM Outback is brought to you by…

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Classical Music… despite the fact that nobody, but the teachers, listens to it.

Chapter 11: 28 to 30

Night 27: Clan Council

Ron Host reappears with the voting jar. "Okay, we're going to do this the classical way and I'll read them out." All the survivors, especially Zelda is tensed up. "First vote, Pikachu, Samus, Peach, Samus, Pikachu, Peach, Peach and…" Those three people are now particularly tense now, "Pikachu. Well, a two way tie."

"What?" Peach is a little bewildered.

"Pika pika?"

Ron Host answers his question. "Well… normally we use an extremely illogical method to eliminate you, and we're still going to. Which of you likes this piece of music?" Beethoven's Fifth plays.

"Oh, I do!" Shouts Peach.

"Then you're out!" Says Ron Host.

"Wait a minute-a!" Says Mario, "That's-a not-a fair!"

"Didn't you read the sponsorship notices at the beginning?" Asks Ron Host. Everyone is quite confused at this. "Peach. The tribe, and your taste in music has spoken." He snuffs out Peach's torch. Peach takes the walk of shame. "Well everyone, back to camp." Everyone leaves.

Peach's final words: "A person shouldn't be based on the kind of music they listen to. And what did I do to everyone else? Oh well, this game is brutal, and the unexpected can happen."

Day 28: Nintendo

Ness, to the camera, "Wow, I voted for Peach just because I didn't have a problem with anybody and I needed to pick someone. I didn't think anyone else would vote for her."

Mario, to the camera, "I won't-a follow Nana's example. However, I will-a try harder to win for-a Peach's sake."

Pikachu, to the camera translated, "I'm starting to get nervous, that's the second time I've nearly been booted out. If this keeps up, I might not be around any longer."

Zelda is talking with Samus. "This is strange," Zelda said, "We only just now formed our alliance and one of us already left. What if I'm next? What if I'm next?"

"ZELDA!" Samus smacks Zelda's face. "Sorry about that, but you need to get a grip."

"You're right." Agreed Zelda. "I just need to breathe deeply, and relax." She starts to breathe deep and relax when…

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" Came Luigi's screams.

"AAAAHHH!" Zelda suddenly became tensed up. Samus goes to confront Luigi.

"Luigi!" Shouts Samus.

"AAAAAAAHHH!" Screamed Luigi again.

"What was that all about?" She asked demandingly. "Zelda is trying to relax!"

"Sorry…" Responded Luigi meekly. "But…"

"No buts!" Samus shouts before storming off.

"Mama-mia." He said before collapsing.

Pikachu, to the camera translated. "Okay, I scared Luigi, but it sure was fun. Although I may be shooting myself in the foot if I keep that up."

Link, to the camera, " I just now realized I haven't spoken a word since the last chapter. Uhhhh… never mind."

Day 29: Nintendo

Ness is talking to Luigi. "You know Luigi, maybe you just need to calm down."

"How?" Asked Luigi.

"Try breathing in through your nose, and out through your mouth." Ness suggested. Luigi gives this a try and…

"AAAAAHHH! I thought I saw a ghost!" Shouted Luigi.

"Oy."

Elsewhere, Mario, Link, Samus, and Pikachu were discussing something.

"Want to-a play rock paper scissors-a?" Suggested Mario.

"Pikachu."

"Nah, we do that all the time Pikachu." Said Link.

"Want to make fun of nintendogeek01?" Suggested Samus. A wave of water comes and splashes Samus while everyone else somehow stayed dry. "I was just kidding." She said.

Day 30: Nintendo.

Mario checks the mailbox. "Tree-a mail!"

"I'll read it." Volunteered Ness. "Having trouble getting along? To win this challenge, your aim must be strong."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Asked Zelda, "Those rhymes had nothing to do with each other?"

Link tries to calm her down. "Well, let's just go find out."

The clan heads towards a beach area where elaborate cardboard cutouts of each character with three plates hanging from the cutouts. "Welcome survivors." Said Ron Host as always, "To your next immunity challenge. Here, you'll be given these slingshots and you'll all take turns shooting at the plates. Consider this your way of getting back at certain clan mates." Everyone snaps to attention at this, like with the last challenge. "If all three plates are eliminated from one specific cutout, the corresponding player is out."

Link, to the camera, "Alright, I'm decent with a slingshot."

Samus, to the camera, "I'm a good marksman, although a slingshot is going to take some work."

Ness, to the camera, "Yes! I have a lot of experience with slingshots."

Ron Host continues. "Survivors ready… GO!"

Pikachu can't even hold his properly so he misses. Ness hits one of Samus' plates, Samus hits one of Ness' plates in retaliation, Link only chips one of Mario's plates. Luigi and Mario miss. Zelda hits another of Ness' plates. Next round, Pikachu has the same luck, Ness attacks Pikachu's plates and destroys one. Samus finishes off Ness. "Aw crud, I'm out." He said. Link tries at Mario's again and destroys one, Luigi misses again, Mario hits one of Link's plates, and Zelda hits another of Pikachu's plates. Pikachu is once again unsuccessful, Samus hits one of Luigi's, Link finishes off Pikachu, Mario misses, and Luigi actually hits one of Zelda's. "Pika Pika!"

"No, these challenges are not species biased." Responds Ron Host.

Everyone is at two plates each, for some reason, everyone aims at Zelda and Luigi's plates and succeeds in the next two rounds. Soon it's down to Mario-one plate left, Samus, one and a half plates left, and Link with two plates left. Link finishes off Mario, and Samus knocks out one of Link's plates. "Free-for-all round!" Shouts Ron Host. Link and Samus fire and reload as fast as possible without aiming as much until…

"The winner is… SAMUS!" Declares Ron Host. Mario gives the immunity talisman Ron forgot to ask for to Samus. "I'll see you all at clan council tonight."

Pikachu, to the camera translated, "I'm doomed, nobody likes the little yellow mouse around this camp. This game is species biased."

Mario, to the camera, "Pikachu is-a little worried. I don't-a think he has-a anything to-a worry about."

Night 30: Clan Council

The survivors, and the jury, file in, as usual. Ron Host is waiting for them as always. "Hello survivors and jury. How did the challenge go for you guys?"

"Pikachu."

"I thought it was good." Said Link.

"It was a good way to vent out frustration with a few clan members." Said Samus.

"It would have been more fun if we could slingshot Bowser in to submission though." Said Ness.

"The author thought you might say that." Said Ron Host. "So we flew Bowser over here, and tied him to a post right here." And indeed, Bowser was tied to a pole next to the jury's seats.

"What is the author's beef with me?" Asked Bowser.

"Now vote, and then you can bombard Bowser with slingshot pellets." Everyone quickly casts their vote and then grabs a slingshot to fire at Bowser. And due to some supernatural force, even Pikachu's slingshot pellets are connecting with Bowser's face.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

This chapter may have been pretty dull in comparison to others, but it was surely worth your while right? R and R please!