Survivor: SSBM Outback

I have put a lot of thought in to this chapter, and so I'm hoping that this will be the best chapter I present to you guys. I give you… CHAPTER 12!

Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor or the Super Smash Bros. Nintendo reserves all rights to Super Smash Bros.

Survivor: SSBM Outback is brought to you by…

Cereal, providing food to would-be-chefs in the morning.

And by…

Pies. Smacking people in the face since the beginning of time.

Chapter 12: Days 31 to 33

Night 30: Clan Council

Ron Host walks in with the voting jar… as always. "The votes are in… as always. Anyways, First vote… Luigi." Camera shows a shot of a panicked Luigi. "Next vote, Pikachu, Pikachu, Luigi, Pikachu, Luigi, and…" the camera shows a shot of Luigi and Pikachu sitting on the edge of their seat. "Hold on a minute…" Ron Host said suddenly.

The contestants and the jury are quite confused at this.

"Who's-a going?" Asked Luigi quite nervously.

"I just got a call that I'm late for my pedicure. So you all have to wait here until I come back." Everyone just stares at Ron Host in disbelief. "Remember, the Jury can't interact with anyone, and no one is allowed to read the last vote until I get back."

"Hey! What about me?" Asked a considerably beaten up Bowser asked.

"Oh, the author doesn't care about you, so you'll have to wait here too."

"WHAT!"

"Oh, and if anyone tries to read the vote." Ron Host warns. "You'll be frozen once you touch the vote and try to read it." Ron Host leaves.

-2 hours later-

Bowser speaks up. "Come on. Untie me already."

Mario answers. "No."

"Come on. Please."

Samus answers. "No."

"PLEASE!"

"Pikachuuuuuu!" Pikachu zaps him.

-Another 2 hours later-

Ron Host finally reappears. "Okay! I'm back."

"What took you so long?" Asked Link.

"Hey, we're in the Outback. It's hard to get from here to there that quickly." Ron Host explained.

"That's just an excuse!" Accused Ness.

"Anyways, the last vote is for Pikachu." Ron Host says. Pikachu starts to cry. "Sorry Pikachu. The tribe has spoken." Says Ron Host while snuffing out Pikachu's torch. Now Pikachu really is crying. "However." Ron Host suddenly said. Pikachu perks up a little bit. "Since you are the authors favorite pokemon. The author decided to award you with this!" A miniature scooter is revealed.

"PIKA!" He screamed happily.

"That's right Pikachu. It's electrically powered and it's very fast. And our very own author had it custom made so that you could drive it easily."

"Pikachu!"

"Your Welcome." Came a giant voice.

"Hey! What about me?" Asked Bowser.

"Oh, don't worry Bowser. The author has something for you too." Assured Ron Host.

"Well give it to me then." Bowser demanded.

"Alright, you asked for it." Said Ron Host. A safe filled with cement falls on top of Bowser. "Anyways. Have fun Pikachu." Ron Host said as Pikachu took the walk of shame with his new scooter. "Back to camp everyone." Ron Host said as the six remaining survivors left for their campsite.

Pikachu's final words translated: "Yay! I got a shiny yellow scooter! Thank you Nintendogeek01." Pikachu continues to chant happily.

Day 31: Nintendo

Mario, to the camera, "Luigi is-a still worried about last-a night. But-a then again, who wouldn't-a be?"

Link, to the camera, "Well Pikachu was the last one here who couldn't speak English. I can't believe I just noticed that."

Ness, to the camera, "I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the author liked Pikachu considering the fan base that little yellow mouse has."

Zelda is off by herself having a nervous breakdown. "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear."

Samus walks in on her. "Zelda. What could possibly be troubling you now?"

Zelda answers. "I think I'm going nuts. I thought I saw a scooter last night."

"You did."

"A-a-and I thought I saw Luigi being pulled across the water by a giant fish this morning."

"You did. And he's still being pulled." Samus noted.

"HEEEEEELLLLP!" Came Luigi's screams for help.

"And I thought I heard that bush laughing!" Shouted Zelda.

"You d—hang on a minute." Samus walks over to that bush Zelda was screaming about and pulls Ness out from it.

"Uh… I can explain." Says Ness. Samus quickly knocks him unconscious.

Elsewhere…

"Boy, Luigi has been doing a good job at finding fish lately." Pointed out Link.

"Mm-hm." Agreed Mario.

"HEEEELLLLLP!" Shouted Luigi.

"Hang on-a Luigi!" Shouted Mario, who swam out to see to help him with the fish incident.

"Jeez, you guys get all the fun." Said Link.

Day 32: Nintendo.

Zelda, to the camera, "I must be going nuts. I went to look at the tree mailbox just for the heck of it. And I thought I saw our immunity challenge notice."

Zelda is now back at the campsite. "Samus, you have to help me out."

Samus tries to console her. "Now hold on, just breath deeply and tell me what's wrong."

"I thought I saw our immunity challenge notice. Oh I must be going nuts. It's too early for that." Whined Zelda.

Samus sighed. "Link, could you just go check that mailbox and… Link?"

Link walks up to everyone totally unaware of what's going on. "Hey guys. You're not going to believe this. But we have a notice for our immunity challenge today."

"AAAAHHH! I am going nuts. There's no way!" Shouted Zelda.

Samus smacks Zelda across the face. "Zelda! Get a grip!"

Link decides to ignore them while everyone else heads over to his position to hear the rhyme. "Ah-hem! "The early notice may have left you in a haze, well too bad, it's time to hit the maze." Didn't we already do a maze challenge?"

"Well-a maybe they added a twist-a to it." Said Mario.

"Well let's go already." Said Ness impatiently.

The survivors head out for the same spot in the forest that they had their first immunity challenge in the whole game. Where Ron Host is waiting for them. "Hey guys. I suppose you're wondering what the heck you're doing here a day early." Everyone nods. "Well, I decided to change the format of the game for the heck of it. Since you guys have been getting increasingly boring in the days between the immunity challenge. And besides, you now have an extra day to torment yourself between the challenge and the clan council so that the suspense gets to you and makes you fold under pressure." Said Ron Host.

"Does the author know about this?" Asked Samus.

"He probably does know, even if I didn't tell him that."

"You know, you're about as evil as the author is." Said Ness, as another coconut struck him in the head. "Ow!"

"Ah well, the audience will never know. We can just edit this out later. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!" Ron Host said maniacally. "Anyways. We have taken the maze from the beginning of the challenge and used more major deforestation to make it even bigger and more confusing. Unlike the last challenge, you have to make it to the other side of the maze to win the immunity challenge. And you can't help anybody." All the survivors take their places at the six entrances to the maze. "Oh yeah, Samus, the talisman." Samus hands over the talisman. "Watch out for the traps."

"Wait. Did he-a just say there-a were traps?" Asked Luigi.

"Survivors ready… GO!" Everyone takes off.

Mario decides to try the age-old right hand trick and follow the forest path likewise and turn around every time he came across a dead-end. This was working out all right until… "Mama-mia! A boulder-a!" A giant boulder came out of nowhere and began to chase him around until he got away. "Whew. Oh-no. Where-a am I?"

Ness who is now too hungry to use his psychic powers effectively is having less success. "Man, this stinks."

Samus is doing just as well as Mario until. "Whoa! Ugh, a deer trap." Indeed. Samus stepped in to a loop in a vine and was now being suspended by her leg. "Jeez, Zelda must be a wreck right now."

And Zelda… "Ahhh," Wait what? She's actually doing okay. "For some reason, walking through this forest is relaxing." Hmm, well that was a surprise. Anyways…

Link is running through the jungle cautiously and doing a decent job of avoiding traps. "Whoa, pit!" He jumps over it. "Whew, after that, I don't think anything could surprise me now." He took one step and immediately fell in to another pit. "Crud."

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" You can guess who that was. Luigi was running from a shadow that he saw hanging in the trees. "Mama-mia!" Luigi began running from some voice he heard below the ground. "AAAAAAAHHHH!" Luigi then ran from some boulder he thought would chase him. What he failed to realize was that boulder had already crashed.

Outside the maze…

"Jeez, they're taking longer than I thought they would." Ron Host said as Luigi came running out of the maze still screaming. "Congratulations Luigi! You've won the challenge!" Declared Ron Host.

"I did?" Asked Luigi as he received the talisman.

Mario then suddenly appeared from the maze. "Hey-a Luigi! I thought I-a heard you-a screaming near the area I-a ran away from some-a boulder."

Ness and Zelda appeared.

Zelda all of a sudden snapped out of her relaxed state of mind. "Oh-no! I lost? What if I'm next? What if I'm next?"

Samus finally came out of the maze. "Say, Luigi. In the maze you looked at me hanging from the trees before you ran off screaming." Said Samus.

"Oh, that-a was you?" He asked.

"Hey, Luigi!" Came Link's voice.

"AAAAAAHHHH! The ghost I heard in the maze!"

"Oh, so that was you screaming nearby." Said Link.

"Well Luigi." Said Ron Host. "It seems your fear actually won you the challenge today. I'll see you all at clan council tomorrow night." Ron Host walked off.

Day 33: Nitendo

Samus, to the camera, "I kind of needed that win. I've won the most challenges so far, and people realize that by now. Surely they'll eliminate now while they have the chance."

Ness, to the camera, "I have grown to get along with Luigi pretty well over this period of time, but honestly, he was the last person I expected to win an immunity challenge."

Everyone is in the cave and Zelda is panicking. "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I don't know if I can handle this anymore."

"Zelda, relax." Said Link.

Link, to the camera, "Samus has been doing a good job of keeping Zelda relaxed. But since it's unlikely she'll be around much longer, I guess I'd better get used to it."

"How can I relax when…" Zelda was about to say when Link interrupted and said.

"Look, I don't think you're going anywhere. Nobody has a problem with you, and I know I don't." Said Link reassuringly.

"Oh great, Samus is going for sure then."

"Huh? Weren't you worried about yourself?"

"I was, until I realized that everyone would have to eliminate the one person who has been relaxing me to have a chance at winning. Oooohh… who's going to comfort me now."

Link, to the camera, "Great, I blew it already."

Elsewhere…

"You did a good-a job yesterday Luigi." Said Mario.

"Nah, not-a really." Luigi said modestly.

"No, you really did do a great job Luigi." Continued Ness. "You really surprised everyone."

"Yeah. I-a really did-a didn't I?" Said Luigi.

Samus comes in. "Hey guys, it's time to head for Clan Council."

Night 33: Clan Council

The Nintendo clan files in and has a seat. The jury comes in and has a seat as well. But to everyone's surprise, Ron Host is nowhere to be seen. All of a sudden, smoke appears and…

"Greetings victims."

"AAAAAAHHHH! It's-a the author!" Shouts Luigi.

Zelda is panicking. "Where's Ron Host?"

I answer. "I fired him after that last stunt of changing the format of the game, even though I like the idea and will continue to use it."

"Well that's kind of harsh isn't it?" Asked Samus.

"Do not doubt my judgment!" I say as a coconut conks Samus in the head. "Okay, I didn't fire him, I just suspended him from being the host for a little while. He'll be back in a few more chapters."

"Oh." Said Ness disappointingly.

"Now then, I decided to award you guys for coming this far by providing you with some food," Snaps fingers and delicious food appears in everyone's laps, "and an entertaining video."

"What's-a so entertaining about it?" Asks Mario.

"I guarantee you'll all like it." I said as I hit the play button. It is a video clip of Bowser getting zapped by Pikachu and Pichu simultaneously.

"AAAARRRRGGHH! Whhyyy arrree yoouuu zaaaappppinnng meeee!" Asked Bowser on the clip. All the survivors and the jury are applauding the events in the video.

When the video ends. I speak up. "Okay, now it's time to vote."

My apologies to the Pikachu fans out there, I really do like Pikachu a whole lot. I was just tired of making him look bad in all of the challenges. Secondly, I still own Ron Host. So you still have to credit me, if you're going to use him. And I'm surprised nobody has asked me about Zelda. I just decided to make her more worrisome as the game goes on to keep things more interesting. I hope you enjoyed chapter 12. Read and Review please.