Survivor: SSBM Outback

There are only six people left in the game now. Who will win the grand prize? Will it be Mario? How about Samus, or Link, or Ness, or Zelda, or Luigi. Only time will tell. So read on and continue to review.

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Chapter 13: Days 34 to 36

After everyone has voted, I stand still and refuse to go for the voting jar.

"Aren't you-a going to-a look at the jar?" Asked Luigi.

"Are you questioning my judgment Luigi?" I ask as thunder strikes.

"No…" He said meekly.

"Let's see…" I stand still for a minute while looking at the voting jar. "One vote for Mario, one for Zelda, and four votes for Samus."

"Wait a minute!" Shouted Zelda suddenly. "You can't tell that just by looking at the voting jar! You can't, you can't, you can't." She continued nervously.

"I see you need a second opinion." I said. "Mewtwo!"

"Very well." He said, he takes a few seconds to read everyone's minds. "He's right about the results. Oh and Luigi."

"Yes?" Luigi asked Luigi nervously.

"You really need to let go of that one little incident." He said.

"Ah-hem!" I interrupt. "No further interaction. Samus, the tribe has spoken." I snuff out Samus' torch. Samus sighed and took the walk of shame. "Oh yeah, your suit should be back at the mansion." I shout to her. "Anyways, it's time to head back to camp everyone." The five remaining survivors head off towards their camp.

Day 34: Nintendo

Zelda, to the camera, "Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no. What am I going to do now that Samus is gone."

Mario, to the camera, "Mama-mia, I'm the only Utaku member-a left, Zelda is-a going nuts, and now the-a author has-a taken direct control of-a the game."

Ness, to the camera, "Alright. We are getting close to the final four, but one of us has to go soon. It's time to buckle down, and get focused on the objective. Which is winning the one-million dollar prize."

Everyone is eating around the campfire. They are all thinking about how long they have been out here, how many people have been eliminated, and how they would like it if Zelda would stop rocking back and forth nervously.

"Zelda, come on. It's not as bad as you think." Link said.

"It's not?" Asked Zelda.

"No, of course not." Said Link, relieved that he was getting somewhere.

"You know what? You're right…" Said Zelda, "It's worse!" She suddenly shouted and continued to rock back and forth nervously.

"This is beginning to drive me crazy." Said Ness.

Luigi, to the camera, "Mama-mia, she's-a more tense-a than I am."

Mario then speaks up. "I'm-a going hunting."

Link is quick to stand up. "I think I'll join you."

"Want to go fishing Luigi?" Asked Ness.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" He shouted before running away.

"Well it's not like that fish is going to get you again." Ness said.

Luigi went deep in to the woods. "Whew, I think I'm-a safe here." He said. All of a sudden, a baby boar appeared and nudged against Luigi's leg. "Oh hey there-a little guy." The baby squealed and large number of adult boars appeared and stared at Luigi. "Oh no. AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Luigi began to run away as fast as his legs could carry him.

"Hey look Mario, Luigi hit the jackpot." Link said.

"We're-a going to-a eat well tonight." Said Mario.

Meanwhile…

Zelda was just staring at the water when…

"Whoooooaaaaaa! Heeeeeellllllp!" Came Ness, because apparently, Luigi's fish had found someone else to mess with.

Zelda was just watching this spectacle. "I really am going nuts. Ness shouldn't be skiing."

Day 35: Nintendo

Ness goes to check the mailbox. "Tree mail!" Everyone arrives at the mailbox to hear the rhyme for today's challenge. Ness continues to read the letter. "There is no hint for the challenge just so you know, but go towards the woods so we can continue the show."

"Obviously running out of ideas for rhymes." Noted Link.

"Oh well." Said Ness. "Let's go."

"Wait a minute-a." Said Luigi.

"Don't-a worry, you won't-a get-a chased by boars-a." Said Mario.

The clan heads towards the immunity challenge area. When they arrive, a large mud pit could be seen and that was about it.

"I bet the authors going to appear in a puff of smoke." Said Ness. No sooner had he said that, a thick cloud of smoke appeared and instead of me being there. It appeared to be a black mage from the Final Fantasy series standing there. He had a dark green jacket with blue gloves and blue shoes. The eyes also seemed to let off a light blue glow. Although the gray hat made it impossible to see the rest of his face.

"Cough, cough. Hey Nintendogeek01, a little too much smoke there." He saw the other survivors staring at him.

"Oh dear, oh dear. I'm starting to hallucinate strange little men." Said Zelda.

"You're-a not hallucinating." Assured Mario. "So who are you?" He asked.

"I'm black mage Jr." He said. "I've been the number one reviewer of this story."

"Reviewer?" Asked Link.

"Never mind. I'm the stand-in host for now. So listen up." Black mage jr. continued. "This is a basic tug-o-war challenge. You'll draw names from this hat." He pulls a hat out of thin air. "To see who faces who. We'll be doing this tournament style and one of you will automatically get to face off against the winner of the first two rounds." Everyone draws from the hat. Link got to pass to the last round. Mario was to face off against Luigi, and Ness was to pull with Zelda. "You win once you pull your opponent in to the mud pit. Okay, Luigi, the talisman." Luigi hands over the talisman and heads to one end of the pit while Mario headed to the other. "Survivors ready… GO!"

Luigi began to pull, but he knew he couldn't beat his brother so he gave up ahead of time and allowed himself to be pulled in to the pit. "Luigi, you can-a do better than-a that." Said Mario.

Luigi just walked out of the pit covered in mud. Link watched this while stretching and getting ready for his round. Next were Zelda (as Sheik.) and Ness. Sheik obviously won that bout. "Man, I always seem to get screwed over by these challenges." Complained Ness.

Next was the match up between Mario and Sheik. Both of them were pulling for a long time and after a while, both were showing signs of fatigue. However Sheik… "Oh no, I'm going to lose, I know it." And obviously her nervousness was her downfall, she got pulled in to the pit at long last.

It was now the final round. Link was pretty confident seeing that Mario's strength was about equal to Sheik's, and he knew he could overpower Sheik. Link gave a quick hard pull. However Mario stood his ground quite well. So the tug-o-war match went on for a long time, both of them showing no signs of easing up on the rope. "So, you were holding back in your two matches weren't you?" Asked Link.

"You bet-a." Said Mario.

"Jeez, didn't think I'd have to be here this long." Muttered black mage Jr. "I think I have time to add something that's missing from this chapter though…" he suddenly disappeared.

Back at Smash Mansion.

Bowser was taking a walk. "Ah, it's so nice to not have to be attacked by anything for once." Bowser said.

"ULTIMA!" Came a voice Bowser hadn't heard before. All of a sudden, this gigantic sphere of light appeared around Bowser and the next thing he knew.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Came his screens of pain.

"Nice one." I complimented.

"No problem." He said before disappearing.

Back at the challenge…

Black Mage Jr. reappeared to see Mario and Link still going strong. Finally Mario shouted to Link. "You're skills are-a proficient." Said Mario.

Link became confused at this word. "What does that mea-WHOA!" Distracted by his lack of vocabulary skills, Link was pulled in to the pit. Mario decided to jump in to the pit and help him out. "Sorry about-a that." He said as he helped Link get up.

"Eh, this had to end sometime." Link Said.

"Finally, Mario wins!" Shouted BMJ. He handed Mario the immunity talisman. "I'll see you all tomorrow night at clan council."

Link, to the camera, "I have to say, Mario is a pretty big threat. He's got decent strength, he's cunning, I've got to keep an eye on him."

Day 36: Nintendo

Mario, to the camera, "I-a really didn't want to-a have to trick Link to-a get the win-a. But, in this-a game, you have to-a do what you-a have to do."

Link, to the camera, "I've got to keep my guard up. I'm pretty sure that I'm safe during this clan council. However, the number of contestants is getting pretty slim, so I may just get picked to go just because everyone else wants to win the game."

Zelda, to the camera, "I still think I was hallucinating that strange little man."

Luigi, to the camera, "I'm not-a sure how this is-a going to turn-a out."

Ness, to the camera, "I'm beginning to feel like I'm being singled out in these challenges."

Back at smash mansion.

Bowser, in the mansion infirmary to the camera, "I would like to know who was responsible for doing this to me. I still hate the author so much." Oh so that's how it is huh?

I appear in front of Bowser and I put on a fire shield, and begin to chant something. "MERTON!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Night 36: Clan Council

The five remaining survivors file in, as does the jury. And finally BMJ walks in. "Alright survivors, you are this close to the final four, and one of you has to go tonight. Anyone feel the pressure." BMJ asked.

"Can't take it, can't take it, can't take it." Zelda was muttering to herself.

"I'll take that as a yes." Said BMJ. "Mario, since you've won immunity, how does it feel to know you're going to be in the final four?"

"Well-a." Mario thought for a minute. "I'm-a not sure really. It does feel-a good to-a know that I'm-a going to get closer to the-a grand prize."

"I see then." Said BMJ. "Well, it's time to vote for who's leaving tonight."

The thirteenth chapter at last, just so you know, from here on out, I will take absolutely no more requests. So just a warning, any more requests you may have will not be used from here on. R and R please.

Additional disclaimer: I do not own any elements of Final Fantasy seen in this chapter.