Survivor: SSBM Outback

We have finally reached the final four. The one's who make it past this clan council will be within the final four and be one step closer to winning the grand prize. The time will be shorter, but the challenges will only get tougher on the players. What surprises will await our challengers?

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Chores. The bane of everyone's existence.

And by…

Video games. The reasons should be obvious enough.

Chapter 14: The final four.

Night 36: Clan Council.

Everyone had voted, and the voting jar was passed up to Black Mage Jr. "Okay, now I'll read the votes. First vote, Zelda, Zelda, Zelda, Zelda, Ness." No one is surprised by these results. "Well Zelda, the tribe has spoken." Black Mage Jr. said as he cast blizzard to snuff out the torch instead of using the ceremonial snuffer. Zelda takes the walk of shame.

"Hey, this was the first clan council where nothing interesting happened in a long time." Pointed out Link.

"You're right." Said Black Mage Jr. "Well, anyways, congratulations to the four of you. You are now in the final four. From here on out, challenges will take place daily, and obviously, being so close to winning the game, the odds of you getting voted out are quite high. After two challenges, it will finally be time to judge who is worthy of being the ultimate survivor by the jury." Everyone nods his or her head. "Alright then, back to camp, and see you shortly." As they all stand up Luigi trips, knocks over Link who bumps in to Mario, whose immunity talisman flies off his neck somewhere in to the woods, and crushes Ness.

"Ouch, pain, please get off of me." Ness said.

"Great, now I have to find the talisman." Complained Black Mage Jr.

Zelda's final words: "It was a conspiracy, they all conspired to vote me out. It was so clever that even I fell for it and voted for myself. Oh well, nothing bad could happen to me now." That's when the boat she's on capsizes and she falls off.

Day 37: Nintendo

Luigi, to the camera, "Why did-a the author trip-a me? Maybe he is-a evil." A coconut strikes him in the head.

Link, to the camera, "Hopefully, I can go all the way. I mean the coming this far just to lose would be a real shame, and I hope the author's evilness doesn't vote me out." Another coconut falls and it hits Link in the head.

Ness, to the camera, "I can't believe I actually made it this far. Now nothing can stop me from winning the whole thing. Not even the evil author." I attempt to make a coconut strike him in the head, but I've finally run out of coconuts so I make a random boar from the woods come out and trample him.

Mario, to the camera, as I get something to hit him with ready. "I'll a just have to go all-a out from here on-a in. I think-a the author deserves-a my thanks-a for letting me come this far." Wait, I got complimented. Darn what am I going to do with these grenades? Hmmmmmm…

Back at Smash Mansion…

Bowser has locked himself in some random, windowless room. "I think I'm safe here."

He forgets that I'm the all-powerful author, grenades appear all of a sudden and explode in the room. "CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Back at the island…

The clans are just sitting around doing nothing.

"I wonder when we get our notice." Said Link.

"Who knows." Responded Ness.

"Do you really think-a the challenges will-a get tougher-a?" Asked Luigi.

Before anyone can answer that, smoke appears and they expect to see either Black Mage Jr. or me, instead they see…

"-cough cough- Jeez Black Mage. You think you could have used any more smoke in that one." Asked a familiar voice.

"Well it's not my fault Nintendogeek01 loves the smoke effects too much."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! It's Ron Host!" Screams Luigi in fear.

"With Black-a Mage Jr.?" Pondered Mario.

"Yes survivors." Said Ron Host. "I was warned that I'm still on thin ice for changing the format without consulting the author, so I am allowed to continue the show, but I have to have this guy along too." He explained with obvious signs of annoyance.

"Hmph. I still think I make a better host than you." Said Black Mage Jr.

"You do not!" Responded Ron Host." This goes on for a while, with survivors just standing there while wondering who's going to win the argument. That is until another puff of smoke appears and…

"AAAAAAAAHHHH! The author!" Everyone screams simultaneously.

"Thank you for that introduction everyone, but I think we all know who I am." I said. "As for you two," I said eyeing Ron Host and Black Mage Jr., "I sent you here to tell the survivors their next challenge, not argue over who the better host is." The two of them shut up and I exit in a dramatic fashion.

"Anyways," Says Ron Host. "Your next challenge is going to be a multi-challenge."

"This challenge contains elements from a few of your previous challenges." Continued Black Mage Jr. "There will be a total of seven events that will be explained as we get to them."

"And…" Interrupts Ron Host. "There will be a tie-breaker challenge if there just so happens to be a tie between any of you."

Mario is quite reassured since he has won challenges before. And Link is pretty confident as well since their have been instances where it was because of Samus that he couldn't win. And she wasn't here anymore. Ness is feeling okay about this, while Luigi on the other hand is quite nervous about this.

"However, there are a few things to do before we proceed with these challenges." Said Black Mage Jr. Now everyone is confused. All of sudden, crates falling from the sky on parachutes can be seen.

One of them, labeled "Mario," Lands at his feet and opens up to reveal spaghetti and meatballs with Parmesan cheese. "Mama-mia." He says before gouging it.

A crate with Link's name falls down and opens up to reveal oven-roasted cuckoo meat marinated in Link's favorite vegetables. "Oh, sweet!"

Ness' had a serving of three hotdogs with his favorite toppings. "Yes!"

And Luigi's crate's parachute suddenly snaps and it falls on top of him. But he comes back out with the same thing Mario's had. "Oh yeah!"

After everyone has eaten, they are taken to this spot on the beach where wooden sculpture's of each of the previous survivors was seen.

Ron Host explains. "You are to take these torches, and pick three of the characters on this show you feel like saying something about. And then lighting it on fire as a tribute to them."

Black Mage Jr. picks up. "Mario, you get to go first." Mario takes a torch and walks over to the statue of Kirby.

"Kirby." He said. "Although I wasn't-a happy with-a you for eating all of our-a food, you still meant-a well, even though your appetite-a won over-a." He lights the Kirby statue on fire. Next, "Bowser, You were probably-a the biggest-a pain in the neck-a in the short-a time you've-a been out-a here." Mario said before lighting the Bowser statue on fire. "And DK, you were-a strong-a member of Utaku, and really I think-a you should have been allowed to-a stay since you never-a meant anybody any harm-a." He said before lighting it on fire.

Back at Smash Mansion…

"Pyo!" He said happily.

"Ooo oo oo." Came some happy oo's.

"Hmph," Said a really badly burnt Bowser. "I was better than anyone else there." He said when DK suddenly got an unexplained urge to punch Bowser in the face as hard as he could. "Ooooooowwww!"

Back at the tribunal…

Link was going next. He walked over to the statue of C. Falcon and said, "C. Falcon, you really didn't do much for the clan except argue and make things a little less bearable for the other clan mates." He said before lighting it on fire. "Samus, you were the peacekeeper of sorts in the Katari clan, and you were the strongest contender after the merge." He then lit the carving on fire. "Zelda, you were wise, and you cared for everyone else, despite your nervous breakdowns recently before you left." He said before lighting it on fire.

Back at Smash Mansion…

"Hmph, if it wasn't for that stupid fox I might have been a whole lot better around there." Complained C. Falcon.

"Give me a break." Said Samus, "You're annoying as is."

"Now Samus," Said a newly refreshed Zelda, "We don't know how that competition could have turned out otherwise."

Back at the tribunal…

Ness has taken a torch and he walked over towards the carving of Fox, "Fox, you were a jerk, a numbskull, and a crybaby, and I grew to hate your guts." He said quite bluntly before lighting the carving on fire. "Popo, I don't know how you and I would have gotten along had you stayed, but I could see that you were a caring brother, and you always meant well." He said before lighting the carving on fire. "Nana, you were an even bigger crybaby than Luigi, but it was your way of showing how much you cared for your brother. Despite how annoying it was." He said before lighting the carving on fire.

Back at Smash Mansion, again…

"Grrrr… well you're a little brat!" Shouted Fox at the TV.

"He's right, I really do care about you Nana." Said Popo.

"I care about you too." Responded Nana.

Back at the tribunal, again…

Luigi finally gets to go, even though there is no one else to pick from. "Peach. You really cared-a for everyone else-a and you were a person who everybody could-a grow to like-a." He said before igniting the carving. "Pikachu. You were-a very mischievous and-a curious. But-a you always liked to-a keep-a things fun-a." said as he ignited the yadda yadda yadda. "Yoshi, you were-a team-a player, even-a though everyone was-a sick of-a hearing you talk about-a guacamole." You know the routine.

Back at, OH YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE!

"Thank you Luigi." Said Peach.

"Pikachu!"

"Yoshi!"

Back at the island. (Yes, the tribunal's over! D)

Ron Host speaks up. "Zzzzz…zzzz….zzzz… huh? Is it finally over?"

Black Mage Jr. yawns before responding. "Yeah, I think it is."

"Finally! All right, let's move on to the challenge before our time slot runs ou…

I decided I'd divide this chapter in to two sections. Coming up… The Final Four II!