I'm back with another chapter! Thank you so much to Roku-Gatsu, Anime WarriorSkye, DayDreamer23182 and Emperor k. Rool for reviewing this story! It means heaps to me.
Disclaimer: i don't own yu-gi-oh
Once the two yami's had entered Ryou's house Bakura sat on and armchair while Marik made himself comfortable on the couch. That's when Bakura started to talk about his master plan of greatness!
"So Marik, I was thinking of decapitating Yami's toy collection or give him a box of locusts. I don't know which would have more effect though I'm leaning towards the decapitating his toy collection idea. What do you think?"
"Well first of all, I had no idea Yami had a toy collection. How did you find out?" Marik asked.
"Oh, well I was trying to climb into his bedroom from the window so I could destroy the room but when I was in, I saw on his bed about twenty toys – ranging from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle plushies to action man figures! I swear I was completely terrified so I got out as fast as I could. I think I am now scarred for life," Bakura said, with a look of terror on his face.
"Wow. I feel sorry for you. Anyways back to the crisis at hand, I have a few ideas. How about you distract the pharaoh while I grab his hair gel collection! He'll never see it coming! So what do you think?" Marik said grinning.
"I think we have part one of Yami's Birthday Bash ready to go!" Bakura replied high five-ing Marik.
After about 15 minutes of walking Marik and Bakura finally reached the game shop Yugi's grandfather owned. Phase one of Yami's Birthday Bash was about to commence.
"Hello, hello, hello everyone!" Shouted Bakura as he and Marik entered the game shop with wide grins plastered on their faces!
"Erm, what exactly are you doing here Bakura?" Ryou asked meekly.
"Well hikari, I'm here because it's Yami's birthday is it not? And I just thought I should come and say a big happy birthday to my favourite pharaoh!" Replied Bakura still grinning.
"Uh Bakura you might wanna lay off being all happy," whispered Marik into Bakura's ear.
"Ahh, ok gotcha!"
Just then Yami walked down the stairs all smiles until he saw Bakura and Marik!
"What is 'they' doing here?" Said Yami coldly.
"Um, they said they wanted to wish you a happy birthday," Anzu said, looking worried.
"Humph! Like I'm gonna believe that. Bakura what do you and Marik really want?" Yami asked annoyed that his birthday was probably going to be ruined by a tomb robber and a tomb keeper!
"Oh, come on Yami we just came to say happy birthday," Marik said.
Yami had a disbelieving look glued onto his face.
"Yami, maybe it'll be alright if we let them stay," Yugi said softly.
"Oh fine they can stay," Yami replied, sighing loudly.
Bakura walked over to Yami and started up a conversation…
"So Yami, how old are you now? 3,001 years old?" Bakura said, almost laughing!
"Like you can talk. You'd be the same you moron," Yami shot back, he was clearly displeased that Bakura and Marik were allowed to stay.
Speaking of Marik he had been able to sneak up the stairs and finally after about 5 minutes of searching had found Yami's bedroom!
'Hmm…if I was hair gel where would I be?' Marik thought to himself as he searched Yami's room. It took him about 10 minutes but he finally spotted it when he opened a cupboard. Although, before he could reach for it he heard a noise…
"I hope Yami likes his birthday present," came the voice from outside Yami's room.
'Crap! It's the short twerp!' Thought Marik, looking desperately for a hiding place! He managed to just fit underneath Yami's bed, though Yugi wasn't going into his yami's bedroom.
"What the? I thought Yami had closed his door when he came downstairs? Oh well I suppose I'll have to close and lock it again for him. Jeez for a pharaoh he has a pretty crap memory,"
Marik had heard what Yugi had said and was now in deep shit if Yugi locked the door!
'Please don't lock the door, please. You little brat! I swear if you lock that door I will have Ra put a curse on you and your pathetic family. Okay so maybe I can't exactly do that but I'll get Bakura to cut your hair! HA! Bet you wouldn't want that, would ya?' Marik would have continued his little rant though he was cut short when he heard the sound of a door closing and then locking! He quickly got up from under the bed to find out that the door had been locked!
'NOOOOOO! No! Not good, not good! Bad, this is very BAD! Bakura! Bakura's gonna KILL me when he finds out! Wait! He doesn't have to find out I'll just open the window and climb down the side of this Ra-damned building and then walk through the front door and say I just popped out to get some air! Yeah, that's a brilliant plan!' So after Marik had calmed down a little he walked quietly over to the window and tried to push it open. He tried once, twice and then a final time until he realised the window was also locked! This was so not Marik's day!
Back downstairs Bakura was starting to worry about Marik and the plan. It was only when Yugi came up to Yami who Bakura was still standing next to that he snapped back into reality.
"Yami, you forgot to close and lock your door again so I had to do it. Would you try to remember to lock it next time please," Yugi stated.
"Oh, sorry Yugi. But I'm totally sure I did close it. Oh well thanks for telling me," Yami replied.
'Oh fuck! I knew I should have gone in Mariks place, Please Ra say that Marik got out of that room before the little brat locked it, please,' Thought Bakura, mentally cursing himself!
Ok! A cliffhanger! Will Marik be able to escape Yami's room before he gets scarred for life from his toy collection! Please review! And thanks heaps for reading.
