Survivor: SSBM Outback

The game is almost over. And the reviews I've gotten are really appreciated. I was always hoping I'd get enough reviewers to do what I am about to do in this chapter. I think you guys will like it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor or the Super Smash Bros. Nintendo reserves all rights to Super Smash Bros.

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Chapter 16: The top three at last.

Night 34: Clan Council

For no apparent reason, everyone is taking a long time to vote. Which suits Ron Host and Black Mage Jr. just fine, since this gives them more time to play a pointless game of rock-paper-scissors to prove whom the better host is.

"Quit choosing paper!" Demanded Ron Host.

"Every time I do, you end up choosing the same thing as me!" Argued Black Mage Jr.

"Ah, finally, the votes are in!" I say, but apparently Ron Host and Black Mage Jr. are ignoring this to proceed to what has become a fistfight.

"So what-a are-a they?" Asked Luigi.

"You dare hasten me?" I ask with a booming voice.

"No…" Luigi said meekly.

"Anyways…" I look at them without reading them out loud. "What? This can't be right."

Everyone stops and stares, including Ron Host and Black Mage Jr.

"A two way tie between Mario and Link? Alright then, it's time to resort to the most illogical method I have of choosing who's going." But before I begin…

"I concede." Said……………(sorry, have to cry like a baby real fast.)… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Mario!

"What?" This baffles everyone.

"But why?" I whine. "You're currently the best contestant so far." Link rolls his eyes at this.

"I don't-a really have a reason." He says. "But, if I had to-a chose between me and-a someone else. I would rather let-a them go on then have-a it end for them."

"Alright then." I say, "but, since you are my favorite character in this game, I'm going to give you a consolation prize." A giant box appears out of nowhere and inside it is…

"Mama-mia. A personalized car!" Said Mario.

"Yep. And it is incredibly fuel efficient." I add. "Oh yeah, we'll have it airlifted back to Smash Mansion for you."

Before Mario takes the walk of shame. The other survivors congratulate him on coming this far. "Don't-a give up Luigi." Mario said to his sobbing brother. Mario then takes the walk of shame.

"Alright, back to camp everyone." I say before running off to cry some more. The last three survivors head back to camp.

Mario's final words: "I can't-a say I had any regrets during my time-a out here. Looking back at-a the time I had here, I can-a honestly say that I'll-a want to-a remember every minute-a I spent here for the rest of-a my life."

Day 35: Nintendo

Link, to the camera, "The author acted like he was surprised when Mario was voted for twice. But if he's controlling every aspect of this story, then wouldn't he know who's going or not? Or is it just that Mario was his favorite? Or maybe this story isn't as controlled as we… arrrrgghh. Forget it."

Luigi, to the camera, "I will-a be strong for-a Mario. I know I can-a do it. AAAAAHHHH! What was-a that? Oh, a stick."

Ness, to the camera, "The last immunity challenge of the game is coming up. Considering how late in the game it is, they'll probably come up with something that's fair for everyone here. Man, I wanted the advantage."

The trio is waiting around the campfire. "So, what-a do we do for-a now?" asked Luigi.

"uuuuuuummmmm. I don't know." Responded Ness.

"Hey, is that who I think it is over there?" Asked Link. The other two turn around to see…

"Gwa ha ha ha ha! It's me! The greatest koopa of all time!" Shouted Bowser much to the displeasure of the other survivors.

"Get ready!" Shouts Ness, getting his yo-yo ready to beat Bowser with. Link got his sword and Luigi…

"Hey, get back here!" Link said to Luigi, who was attempting to sneak away.

"Wait one minute!" Bowser shouts frantically. He then pulls out a roll of paper and opens it up. "See this, you can't touch me." Bowser says in a snobbish way.

Ness proceeds to read the contract. "The remaining contestants are not to hit Bowser with any object, including yourself. Bowser is simply here to guide you through the various events that happened throughout the game. Don't worry, if he attempts attacks you, a horrible fate will befall Bowser."

"Huh? Guide us through events?" Asks Luigi.

"Yep. It's part of your upcoming immunity challenge. I'm just supposed to help you remember everything that happened in this game." Explained Bowser.

"And you volunteered to do this?" Asked Ness skeptically.

"Of course I did."

"Yeah right." Said Link.

"Hey, I volunteered quite willingly!" After Bowser say this, Link gets behind Bowser and grabs his tail to pull, while Ness grabs his cheeks and begins to pull. "Hey! You cahn't doe dis toe mwe!" Shouts Bowser as best as he can without using his lips.

"The contract said we couldn't beat you." Said Ness, "It didn't say we couldn't do this."

"Awright, awright!" Shouts Bowser. They let go.

"So-a why are you-a doing this?" Asks Luigi.

"They offered me the prize money." Said Bowser.

"WHAT!" Everyone shouts.

"That's not fair." Complained Link. "Nintendogeek01 makes us go through all of this, and he's just going to give it to you?"

"Aw quit your complaining and come on." Says Bowser.

(Go ahead and picture these images in your mind.)

Various slow-motion clips begin to play. Clips including moments like when Kirby ate all of Utaku's food. And the various moments Fox and C. Falcon's fistfights (Plus their humiliating defeat at the hands of Bowser.) Also, clips of Pikachu doing the rain dance are shown. And moments of when Bowser got struck in the head by various objects, and when he got blasted by Final Fantasy spells. We also see clips of Luigi running from a pack of wild boars, and him being dragged across the water by a giant fish. We see clips of Peach falling in to the water in the pole challenge. We see so many clips of the numerous immunity challenges. Basically, we see slow-motion clips of almost everything that happened in the game. And we even see a clip of… Bowser showering? Quick, stop picturing that image!

"AAAGGH! MY EYES!" Shout the remaining contestants. And the clips stop playing.

"Those were some good times." Said Link.

"Yep." Agreed Luigi.

"Well, now that I'm done showing you these clips, it's time for me to destroy you!" Says Bowser quite evilly.

"Huh? Doesn't that violate your contract?" Asked Ness.

"Yeah, but the author forgets one thing. I'm evil." But before Bowser can attack them, a convenient piece of writing makes a hole appear underneath Bowser and he falls in to a pit where… "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

"I love you. You love me. We're a happy family!" Came the song of Barney the dinosaur.

"You know-a what?" Said Luigi.

"What?" Asked Link.

"I don't-a think we appreciate Nintendogeek01 enough." Said Luigi.

And so, they spend the rest of the day eating food and doing random stuff. Until…

Night 35: Clan Council/immunity challenge.

The Survivors file in and so does the jury. Pretty soon, Ron Host walks in and to everyone's surprise; Black Mage Jr. is not there. "In case you're wondering where that conniving little midget is…"

"Okay, we wouldn't describe him like that, but yeah, where is he?" Asked Ness.

"He's here, unfortunately. He's just not hosting." Explained Ron Host. "The immunity challenge tonight works like this. You're going to be asked questions about the game, and you should be prepared since you were just shown video clips about the game. The first one to buzz on these buzzers gets to answer the question, and…."

BUZZ "Huh?" Ron Host notices Link is looking at this strange device he hasn't seen before. BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ. "Ah-hem!"

"Sorry." Said Link.

"Anyways, the first one to reach 5 points wins. Oh yeah, one more thing. You'll be asked the questions by… these guys!"

Suddenly a spotlight shines on some curtain that the survivors hadn't noticed before.

"First is the number one reviewer, and the one I hate the most, Black Mage Jr.!" Say Ron Host. Black Mage Jr. comes running in waving to no one in particular.

"Second, the second best reviewer of this story, Ermine!" Some guy dressed up in a costume that looks like a whiteweasel runs in doing the same thing as Black Mage Jr.

"Next, rockinsurvivor28!" Some guy wearing an unofficial Survivor: SSBM Outback T-shirt runs in.

"And finally Princess Link Potter." And some person I can't describe runs in.

Suddenly, I appear and… "Ron Host, I expect you to be courteous to my reviewers, especially Black Mage Jr. And just so you know, he is being nice enough to include you in his story." (You should check it out; it's titled "The First Annual SSBM Tournament.")

"Oh fine, I'm sorry BMJ." Said Ron Host.

"Eh, no hard feelings." BMJ respond.

"Can we-a begin now?" Asked Luigi.

"Fine, BMJ, you ask the first question." Said Ron Host.

BMJ asks, "Who was the first character to be voted off from the show?"

BUZZ "Kirby." Said Link.

"Correct! Now, Ermine." Said Ron Host.

Ermine asked, "Who was the most picked on character throughout this story?"

BUZZ "Bowser." Said Luigi.

"Correct! Rs28!" Said Ron Host.

Rockinsurvivor28 asked, "What was your third immunity challenge?"

BUZZ "The waterfall diving challenge." Said Ness.

"Correct!"

This goes on for a while. The score is now tied at 4 points for everyone. "Seems Princess Link Potter is the last one to ask a question." Said Ron Host.

"Yes! Last question, What is Mario's last name?"

"What does that have to do with the game?" Asked Link.

BUZZ "Mario." Answered Luigi.

"Correct!" Said Ron Host. Ron Host hands Luigi the immunity talisman.

"Well, since we're all here. We're just going to go straight to the voting. So, is it going to be Ness, or Link?"

So who is it going to be? After this, it will be down to Luigi and one other contestant. Oh, and I only wanted to include those who reviewed the most and whoever reviewed most recently. See you next chapter.