Survivor: SSBM Outback

This is it! It has now come down to Luigi and either Link or Ness. Can Luigi and the other contestant win the favor of the jury and win the one million dollars. (When Bowser attacked them in the last chapter, he not only got tortured, but he forfeited his bribe.) We'll have to find out in this chapter. On a side note, Mario really is my favorite character.

Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor or the Super Smash Bros. Nintendo reserves all rights to Super Smash Bros.

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Back hair, a plague that is sweeping the nation.

And by…

Metal baseballbats, you'll see why in a minute.

Chapter 17: The last day

Night 35: Clan Council

Ron Host is holding the voting jar in his hands. "Well, Link, Ness."

"Yes?" They both said at the same time.

"Do any of you have anything to say since one of you is going?" Asked Ron Host.

"If you were going to ask us that question why didn't you ask it earlier?" Asked Ness.

"Well, there's a complicated and intricate method as to how you work this stuff in to fanfics you know." Ron Host said, obviously making this up.

"Well, I just want to say that even if any of us were friends out here, we'd still have to vote them off now since we're all that's left." Said Link.

"And that's why we, the powers that be, are pure evil." Ron Host begins to laugh manically. "Edit that out later… anyway, the votes are… Ness, Link, and…" There is a long pause for dramatic effect. It is so long in fact, that the jury begins to play go fish with each other and the four reviewers that are still there begin to argue about who is going. "NESS!" Ron Host shouts so loudly that everyone jumps at this and Luigi falls over in his seat.

"Aw man."

"The tribe has spoken." Ron Host said as he snuffed out Ness' torch. "As a consolation prize for making it this far though, you get this!" A bat made of metal lands in front of Ness.

"What am I supposed to use this for?" He asked.

"For this!" Ron Host said as Bowser climbed out of that hole I dropped him in the last chapter.

"Oh, that song was so terrible." Said Bower, clearly traumatized.

"Hey, that's my kind of consolation prize." Ness said before beating Bowser senselessly with that metal bat.

"Ow, ow, ow! Pain!" Every yelp of pain seems to generate more applause from everyone there. When Ness is finally done, he takes the walk of shame quite satisfied.

"Back to camp you two." Said Ron Host.

Ness' final words: "Well, I can't say I'm disappointed, I'm sure nobody expected me to make it to the top three. So I'm proud of myself. As soon as I get back, I'm going to eat enough to get my mind reading abilities back. Oh yeah! Can't wait to read Luigi's mind again."

Day 36: Nintendo

Link, to the camera, "Well today was our last day at this camp, so we spent the whole day burning the beds we made, the fishing poles we made, and just about everything else."

Luigi starts up a conversation. "I-a remember sharing-a so may stories-a around a fire."

Link responds. "I remember Ness telling us about that embarrassing incident he read from your mind one time."

"We never talked about-a that around the-a fire." Said Luigi.

"Oops, that's right. Ness told us that story when you weren't around."

"Oh well, at least-a no one else-a knows."

Back at Smash Mansion…

Everyone is roaring with laughter at Luigi's embarrassing incident.

Back at the Outback…

Luigi, to the camera, "The day seemed to-a go by really quickly. But-a maybe that-a was because we-a spent most of-a the day thinking-a back to previous days-a." As soon as the sun went down, the last two survivors head off towards their last clan council.

Night 36: Clan Council

Luigi and Link walk in and Ron Host is waiting for them. "Let's call in our jury one last time." And for the last time, Ganondorf, Young Link, Falco, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo, Marth, and Roy walk in and take their seats.

"Before the jury makes the final decision on who's going to win one-million dollars, you two are going to have to make a convincing argument to that jury as for why you should have their vote. Luigi, you first."

Luigi shakily makes his way up towards the jury. "You should-a vote for-a me because…"

"Boo." Said Ganondorf fairly quietly.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Luigi screamed.

Link stepped up towards the jury more confidently. "I think you should give me your vote because I was always strong and supportive to my team mates. And I may not have won an immunity challenge. But I've always been a strong contender." With that, Link finished his speech.

"Alright, now the jury will question you two to decide who to vote for." Ron Host said. "Ganondorf, you first." Ganondorf stepped forward.

"Eh, I already know who I'm voting for." He quickly sat back down as Young Link stepped forward.

"Um, same here." Y. Link also sat back down while Falco stood up.

"I'll ask a question. How do you like to travel?" Asked Falco.

"By boat." Said Link.

"Airplane?" Said Luigi.

Falco sat back down and Jigglypuff stands up. "Jigglypuff?"

"Green." Both answer simultaneously.

Jigglypuff sat back down disappointed. Mewtwo didn't even get up. "I already know who I'm voting for." He said to their minds.

Marth and Roy also passed on the questioning. "Geez the jury is so dull." Said Ron Host. "Just go vote for who you think should win." The jury votes one at a time. After a while, Ron Host speaks up again.

"Normally we show clips of why they picked who they picked, but I'm not going to do that." The survivors understand. The jury is somewhat miffed. "And you know what else?" The survivors and the jury are now spooked out at the wide grin on Ron Host's face.

"I'm not even going to look at the votes right now. I'm taking the jar with me. Sealing it. And you won't hear from me for several months." Everyone is now really shocked at this. But before anyone can react, Ron Host hops on a helicopter and flies away. "So long suckers!"

"Well, that-a was odd." Said Luigi.

Ha! Okay, it won't be months before you find out who won. It will most likely be Monday. See you then!