Salutations! I was bored so I had decided to write!
Okay so how do I start, oh! I know! There once lived a dude named Bob who was actually wasn't a dude but was an alien. So anyway one day Bob decided to visit Earth to see his older brother Billy. But had accidently crash landed on Mars by mistake. So anyway Bob had thought Mars was Earth and thought that some evil bene invaded the poor planet. At first he wept for his older brother but then decided to buck up and be brave. So he had gotten all of his battle armor (kitchen supplies) and ran around the planet idiotically to fight. He had screamed battle cries on the top of his lungs and started to cut all of the rovers that went up there. Man was it scary... It reminds of this one time where this dude was really stupid so he had tied rubber duckies to his feet and kept yelling I'M SO AWESOME YES IAM YES I AM! I'M SO AWESOME YES IAM
YES I AM! Before I get off subject I better continue with the story. So the alien dude named Bob kept doing this for about an hour but eventually gotten bored and hungry so had stopped.
The end?
Once upon a time there once lived a dude named Bob who actually wasn't a dude but an alien. One day he was bored and hungry so he had decided to go and get sushi! When he was there a giant squid that somebody thought was dead came and attacked everyone. So he used karate to fight the squid off. He was a horrible fighter so he lost against the squid.
The end?
There was a dude named Bob but wasn't actually a dude but was an alien. Bob was in the hospital because a giant squid came and fought against him and almost every bone in his body was broken. When he told his older brother Billy about this he claimed that he fought bravely and the squid had ran home crying. Billy didn't believe his brother but he went along with it to humor him.
The end!