Survivor: SSBM Outback
At long last! This is it! This is the chapter! This is the moment you all have been waiting for! The moment of truth! The moment it all comes down to! And… Oh fine, I'll just get on with it. The chapter 18!
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Chapter 18: The winner is revealed!
About three months later, a huge set up is in front of Smash Mansion. We have bleachers for an audience (all of which are already full.) A few seats for our jury. Sixteen seats for all of our contestants. And three thrones, although two of them look more like cushions for gloves. Finally, Ron Host walks in along with our contestants, and our jury while the audience applauds wildly. Everyone takes a seat and in a puff of smoke…
"Hello everybody! I am the creator of all this madness! Your author… Nintendogeek01!"
The audience naturally goes out of control at this. And two more puffs of smoke. "And these are two characters who run this mansion… Master Hand and Crazy Hand!" The audience goes mad for Master Hand and…
"Hey! Where's my applause! Whe he he he he he he!" Laughs Crazy Hand. The three of us take our seats on the thrones.
"Alright!" Said Ron Host. "Before we begin, let's first congratulate our reviewers! Come on down!" Black Mage Jr., Princess Link Potter, Ermine, Rockinsurvivor28, Black Thief Dragon, DragonDillion, Looneyman, and Shadow's Tragic past walk in. waving to the audience.
Ron Host continues. "Alright, now will our top two contestants please come forward." A cleaner and better-fed Luigi and Link step forward. "I know that you two have been waiting a long time. Now you will find out in a few moments which one of you won. First, let's watch those clips of each of our jury voting." Someone blows the dust off of this canister of film and plays it.
A shot of Ganondorf can be seen as he's writing down who he thinks should win. "Luigi, should be the winner. Simply because I hate Link and Luigi is easy to scare."
"Oh no." Said Luigi.
The next clip was one of Young Link voting. "I think I should win. Well, not me necessarily. The older me, but I guess that in a way that is me competing. But if that's the big me now, does this mean I'll have to play this sometime. And will I still be voting? And…" The clip is cut short due to the fact that it hurts to think about time warping related stuff.
The next clip was one of Falco voting. "Eh Luigi's a wimp, but he likes flying. So I vote for Luigi."
The next clip was one of Jigglypuff voting, the subtitles below say, "Neither of them liked pink, so I just flipped a coin and got Luigi."
"At Mewtwo's request, we kept his clip somewhere else." Said Ron Host as a clip with a split screen of Marth and Roy.
The audience soon learned why since they said the same thing. "Link, he's got sword skills."
A two way tie? The audience was wondering.
"Honestly people, that's why we have seven people in the jury." Ron Host said. "The winner is…" The audience is now sitting on the edge of their seats. "Yes, our sole survivor is…" The audience falls over collectively. "L…………………………………………………………………………………UIGI! Yes, our winner is Luigi!"
Luigi begins to cry happily as the audience applauds while trying to remember his name.
"Luigi, what are you going to do with this money?" Asked Ron Host.
"I'm-a going to-a donate half-a to charity, and the-a remaining half-a to pay for our-a high grocery bills."
"HUH?" Everyone is confused.
"Hey, you wouldn't-a believe how high-a our groceries get with Kirby and-a Yoshi." Everyone nodded while Kirby and Yoshi smiled.
"Well, let's hear from our contestants. Kirby." Ron Host turned to Kirby. "How did it feel to be the first one voted off the show?"
"Pyo?"
"Yes, you were on the show. See?" Ron plays a video clip.
"Kirby, the tribe has spoken." Ron Host said as he snuffed out Kirby's torch. "Huh?" He notices Kirby is sleeping.
"Never mind, C. Falcon, how did it feel to be the first one out of Katari?" Asked Ron Host.
"It wasn't fair, I didn't do anything to you guys and a five dollar bill decided that I would go?" C. Falcon is corrected when they play clips of the various arguments between Fox and C. Falcon and the difficulties both Fox and C. Falcon has caused the Clan. "Hey, that fox was worse."
"Was not!" He shouted before they started fighting again before I come down and break it up by knocking them out.
"Okay, instead of questioning Bowser, we're just going to play all of his highlights." We play all of the clips of Bowser getting knocked in around by various objects of my design. At my request, we play each one again ten times.
"Oh come one, I'm not just a punching bag." Complained Bowser. That's when a bolt of lightning strikes Bowser.
"DK, would you care to…" Ron Host began but…
"Ooooo oo oo oo."
"No I won't give you any bananas." Said a random salesman.
"Okay then, moving on… Yoshi, what did you do after you got sent back to this mansion?" Asked Ron Host.
"Yoshi."
"Eat, that figures." Ron Host turned to the Ice Climbers. "Nana, you seemed quite happy when you left."
"Duh! I didn't like it when Popo was voted off." Said Nana.
"I was pretty happy when Nana came back home." Said Popo.
"Alright then. Do any of you have any more comments?" Asked Ron Host. Everyone is silent. "Well then, Let's hear from our second place winner. Link?"
"Well, as you might have guessed. I really wanted to win, but hey, the one hundred thousand dollars for second place isn't a bad sum. But the experience is well worth it."
I finally speak up. "Let's give these guys another round of applause!" The audience roars and the screen fades out.
A little anti-climactic perhaps, but now, this fanfic is complete! Oh, and as I'm pretty sure I've told several of you already, but I'm going to write another fanfic soon. I don't know when I'll post it, but keep an eye out for it. Here's a preview.
Coming soon to From the genius of nintendogeek01, Comes an epic adventure of unparalleled intensity.
When the worlds of Nintendo and other places are threatened by the greatest evils of all time, 24 heroes must come together to stop this threat.
Will they succeed? Or will everything fall before this evil?
Ultimate Smash Adventure (working title.) See you soon!