Here's another chapter, thanks again for the reviews.

Disclaimer: I don't own yu-gi-oh, I am merely borrowing a few of the characters!

"I've got it!" Cried Bakura jumping up from the white, plastic table he and Marik were seated at, eating triple-choc ice creams!

"Got what?" Asked Marik, licking at his melting ice cream.

"I have the perfect idea for Yami's Birthday Bash!" Bakura replied, lowering his voice.

"You're still on about that stupid plan. Bakura, listen to me. Whatever you think up will - not –work," Marik groaned.

"No, you don't get it. This is a foolproof plan," exclaimed Bakura, "look, all we have to do is, get Yami a present!"

"Eh?" Stated Marik dumfounded and now wondering if Bakura had been over-traumatized by Yami's toy collection, "Uh Bakura, I thought you wanted to sabotage Yami's birthday, not buy him a present.

"You are really starting to test my patience now Marik so if you don't have anything nice to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!" By now nearly the whole café was staring at Bakura.

"Umm, alright. But I think you might wanna know that your ice cream is dripping onto your shirt," Marik said meekly, pointing at Bakura's stained shirt.

"Aw shit! Ryou's gonna have my head for this," Bakura growled as he tried to wipe the chocolate stain out of the shirt with a napkin one of the waitresses had brought him. "Ahem. As I was saying, we should get Yami a present that will either

Ruin his birthday

Piss him off

Destroy his hair or

All of the above!"

"Hey, that's not a bad list you've got there Bakura," Marik complemented, clapping.

"Yes well, I am a genius you know," Bakura replied, rather proud of his brilliant ideas!

"Ok, so what should we get the ex-pharaoh then?" Asked Marik.

"Umm, well that's where I'm stumped," Bakura replied, scratching his hair and a goofy grin plastered on his face.

"Ok then what do you propose we do about this little problemette?" Marik asked.

"Well don't ask me! Jeez! I can't be a genius all the time you know," Bakura replied angrily, pouting!

That's the end of that chapter, please review. I need ideas for what Bakura should get Yami. Thanks for reading!