Evil, or Something Like It
By: Clever Audrey
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it.
Warnings: Akatsuki. Crack. Odd humor.
Drabble 2 - Reading Material...
Summary: Horrible idea after seeing some flies in the window of the hardware store. Don't ask.
"But…but how does that work?" Kisame asked, looking perplexed and slightly pained. "Does it work?"
"I'm not sure…un. But it must be possible, un!" Deidara said, eyes narrowed in concentration.
"You'd need a zoom lens," Sir Leader pointed out quietly from a nearby corner, sounding amused.
"Un! That's a good idea, Leader-sama!" Deidara perked up. "With a zoom lens, you could catch the details, and then- well, you'd need a video camera with a zoom lens to do it right…unless you were making a magazine, un!"
"But is there even anything to see?" Kisame went on, sounding even more pained but drawn by morbid curiosity. Behind him, Itachi let out an inaudible sigh and made a show of paying more attention to the kunai he was sharpening.
Sasori looked up from the puppet he was tinkering with long enough to roll his eyes. "Why are you even discussing this?"
"It's a mystery that must be solved, un," Deidara retorted with a self-confident nod. "Even Sasori-danna should be able to appreciate that, un."
Sasori rolled his eyes again and did not deign to reply.
"Well, you could ask Zetsu," Sir Leader murmured from the corner, the amusement in his voice even thicker.
"Oh! Another excellent idea, Leader-sama! Zetsu-" Deidara turned toward the plant-man eagerly.
Zetsu rose and drew himself up to his full height. He stalked past them all to the door of the cave they were gathered in, then turned back and replied with great dignity:
"For the last time – we do not read fly porn!"
AN: Yeah...don't ask. -sighs- That's all of these for now. There might be more if inspiration strikes me.