Military Love

Summary: Sakura and Ten-ten are forced to go to a boot camp for troubled kids, the girl's boot camp threw them out and when parents are desperate. A boy's military camp is just what you need; too bad falling for your coaches wasn't part of the brochure.

Genre- Romance- slight humor- mostly romance

Chapter One

Flashback

"No," an irritated voice interrupted the explanation, "Young lady, you have no choice," An equally irritated voice replied dryly. A figure slouched on the couch beside Ten-ten, narrowing her emerald eyes.

"This is for you, not us, sweetheart," A tender, caring voice sprang to the conversation, the woman's obsidian orbs filled with worry, "This will be good for you," An understanding smile placed on both mothers lips.

"No, I refuse," Sakura glared at the woman she had called her mother, Ten-ten placed a hand on Sakura's shoulder calmly, "We went to the girls military camp, but this is where we draw the line," She replied coolly making both mothers flinch.

"A boy's military is perfect, sweetie? Honey? Sugar-pie?" A sugary sweet voice listed all the cute little names for her cherry blossom. Ten-ten and Sakura scrunched their noses looking at each other with disgust written all over their faces.

"Ten-ten, you're going no matter what," The slightly built woman ordered, Ten-ten glared then shot an angry glance toward the door, "Good luck making me when I'm abducted and raped," She spat.

Sakura giggled, shaking her head hysterically, "Count me in," Sakura pondered this for a brief moment, "Hey, Ten-ten is it considered rape if we enjoy it?" Her rosy pink lips pursed, Ten-ten shook her head,

"No, It would be considered forced, hot, sexy and steamy-" "That's it you are going to the Kohona Military. . ." They blinked, "Now!"

End Flashback

Ten-ten and Sakura grimaced at the building in front of them, "We're supposed to stay . . . here?" Ten-ten spat, eyeing the building suspiciously while Sakura shrugged, hiding most of her disgust.

"Bye, bye Honey, baby cake, sugar pie, pumpkin," Sakura's mother continued to drift into a long list of cute little names for her daughter, "Bye, kiddo," Ten-ten's mother waved before rushing into the car.

"Gah? You mean this isn't a joke?" Sakura's eyes widened in horror as Ten-ten watched their so-called-poor-excuses-for-mothers drive away.

"Better go, sooner we get in, sooner we get out," Ten-ten let out a deep sigh as she stepped into the mossy cabin marked # 238 home romm. councilars.

The room was pretty clean aside from the grease stains, un-made beds and piles of clothes on the floor, to her this was paradise.

Flopping her suitcase onto the bunk bed she sighed, "Hey, Sakura," no response was heard, "Sakura?" Ten-ten turned her head to see Sakura staring wide eyed at the mess, gawking if you will.

"Oh, come on, it's not that bad," The brunette smiled cheekily at her friend; Sakura had always been sort of a neat freak, not one of those people who would go crazy if you put a right sided sock on the left, but pretty close to.

"I guess-" Sakura was interrupted by the door slamming open making her jump slightly, "Who the hell are you? You're . . . you're girls?" Sakura twitched, fuming she slapped the blond haired boy across the face.

Haruno Sakura

The five warnings:

1.)Temperamental

2.)Hates Sexists

3.)Got milk? Run.

4.)Scissors are useful, but Sakura can find many other ways too.

5.)One of the reasons why people hate politicians.

"What's with you wench!" The cobalt eyed boy shrieked dodging her next punch, "What'd you call me?" Sakura twitched; her monotone voice sent shivers down his spine, "N-Nothing,"

She pulled a tight smirk, "That's what I thought," Ten-ten let out a sharp sigh, glancing at creamy white eyes glaring at the bond boy's actions.

"Well, who are you?" Sakura placed a hand on her hip, Naruto glared, "Why should we tell you, you are in our room," Holding a finger to her face, before she could resort back Ten-ten spoke, "I'm Ten-ten and this is Sakura," She spoke with less emotion than before; holding Sakura by the ear,

"I'm CoachHyuuga Neji, CoachUchiha Sasuke, CoachKiba Inuzuka and that is Coach Naruto Uzumaki," the white eyed wonder spoke with no emotion; pointing to each and every one of the names. Coach? Ten-tens eye's widened horribly while Sakura smirked not affected at all.

"And this is our dorm," A monotone voice made its way into every one's ears. He had spiked raven black hair, onyx orbs and a slight muscular figure. Glaring at the Uchiha a husky voice broke into every ones thoughts, "No, now it's all of ours,"

The husky, slightly mature voice belonged to the one called Kiba Inuzuka; two magenta stripes slid down his cheeks exaggerating his dog-like luring eyes. He wore a muscle shirt skimming his well-toned muscles and baggy jeans tracing his built legs.

"But, Kiba-teme; they aren't guys, they are not supposed to be here," wined a certain blond haired irritation, "So coach, you're gay?" Sakura piped in, raising her finger.

Twitch.

Twitch.

Kiba burst into laughter, wrapping an arm around the cherry blossom, "Oh, good one little one, you going to take that Faggot?" Kiba winked, feeling Sakura's emerald green eyes bore holes into him, "Done staring?" Kiba raised an eyebrow suggestively, Sakura shrugged letting his arm fall off her,

"Not much to look at anyway,"

Twitch.

Twitch.

Naruto burst into laughter, wrapping his arm around Sakura this time, "Heh, good one, hey you going to take that Kiba," Naruto mimicked making everyone roll their eyes.

"So we're staying inthe coachesdorm?" Sakura raised an eyebrow, staring at Naruto suspiciously. Naruto nodded handing her the slip of paper; she read aloud

"Dear Mr. Uzumaki,

Make sure you inform your room mates/student that you will be receiving two new cadets, they will be staying in your room for the remainder of the week.One Haruno and one Hitaki, you will be receiving the new bed shortly; do not try any funny business, Mr. Uzumaki.

Don't screw this up,

Your commanding officer. "

Neji grew furious, Sasuke muttered 'dobe' and Kiba twitched while Naruto sweat dropped, "Come on guys, I forgot, it was such short notice," He placed a hand behind his head, grinning fearfully.

"I'm going to kill you," "We could have prepared for the new cadets," "Pray foxes have nine fucking lives, faggot,"

"This, Ten-ten; will be one long year," Ten-ten nodded slowly watching in horror at the poor blond boy blood on her shoe, while Sakura smirked gleefully.

A/N: For those of you who were confused, The guys are mad because new cadets have to go through .:muffled words:. and they needed to prepare it take's day to prepare, so their mad and also Sakura and Ten-ten are girls, they probably wanted to clean. . . IT WILL GET BETTER I JUST NEEDED A WIERD START! I KNOW PEOPLE PROBABLY WON'T LIKE IT, BUT THERE WILL BE HEART BREAK, THE COACHES WILL GO HEARD ON THEM AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF! IT WILL BE GOOD!

Think of this as a kind of movie-the lines means that the camera zoomed out of that one place and zoomed into another like going to me from Luka.

Any questions, just ask, It's not the best so Kind Flames are welcome but please no 'You suck' or 'dumb shit' okay? Thank you. Will get better. and if not many people like it, we will take it off so please review! Thank you! PLEASE READ THIS!