Title: Taxes
Rating: PG
Summery: Naruto's son wants to know what his parents are doing up in their room all alone. How could it be more fun than playing with him?
Disclaimer: I own Toshi, Sumi, and Kishi
Quote: A young girl like you shouldn't touch that with your bare hands! -- Haruko (FLCL)
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Chapter 2
At the age of five, Sumi was much more emotionally mature than most adults. This included her father and Uncle Gaara, who was actually quite grown up for an inmature idiot. It also included her seven year old brother...
"Wahoo!" The shout rang out from the living room where Uncle Gaara had made the entire room into a sand castle.
Sumi had briefly left the room to go find her best friend, Kishi. She was on the upstairs landing when she saw him at the far end of the hall. With a big smile she approached him. When she got closer, she noticed that he was acting a bit peculiar. He was just standing there, facing her parent's bedroom door, his eyes blank and his mouth open wide. She stood behind him and looked over his shoulder.
She then realized why Kishi was just staring. Coming from behind the door were a series of rather loud grunts and moans. Sumi hoped that this meant she would get a new brother or sister soon. She already had a lot of brothers though, so she wanted a sister more.
At that moment Gaara made his way upstairs and saw the two children at the end of the hall.
"Sumi, Kishi, get away from there." He hissed at them. He hurried over to them and pulled them away from the door. "You shouldn't be up here." Then he preceded to drag them down stairs.
Once back in the living room Gaara dropped them onto a pile of sand.
"Why couldn't we be up stairs?" Kishi asked shyly.
"Because my Mommy and Daddy are doing their taxes, and it's very important, so you shouldn't bother them." Toshi said importantly.
"Taxes?" Kishi tilted his head to one side in confusion. He'd never heard of that before.
"That's right! Uncle Gaara told me all about it!" Toshi insisted.
Gaara looked up at the sound of his name to see three pairs of eyes looking at him.
"Are you sure that they're doing their taxes Uncle Gaara?" Sumi asked doubtfully.
"Of course he's sure!" Toshi exclaimed. "Uncle Gaara is very knowledgeable about these things."
"Why do you ask?" Gaara was uneasy about the look on the young Uzumaki girl.
"Because it sounded like they were having sex to me." Sumi said as if it were the simplest thing in the world.
Gaara slapped his forehead.
Toshi looked confused. He turned to his uncle. "Uncle Gaara? What's sex?"
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All done!
I got this idea from my good friend BigFatBugFacedBabyEatingBrain and an episode of Full House.
Anyway, Review and all that jazz.