Title: Freaks
Fandom: Prison Break
Disclaimer: Paul Scheuring and a whole lot of other people who aren't me own Prison Break.
Word Count: 217
Rating: PG
Summary: A teeny-tiny drabble. Barely a crossover, barely even a fic… (that somehow turned into several parts)
"So this is kinda bad."
"I'd say so."
"Hm. Who'd've guessed this, huh?"
"Well you had to go for 'the cool one'."
"Hey man, I didn't know," Lincoln said innocently. Michael continued to glare at him. "Cool old black car, no security system – seemed like the best option at the time. How could I know?"
"Did have some good music, though," Michael admitted. "This guy might want to think about switching to CDs or MP3s, though."
"Yeah," Lincoln agreed. "He's probably gonna be pissed about that Metallica tape we broke."
"I think he'll probably be a little more upset about his car being stolen."
"Probably. So you think we should take it back, or just leave it here?"
"I don't know," Michael replied, looking down at the open trunk. "What do you think, mass-murderer or just a random psycho?"
"Dunno," Lincoln shrugged. "I doubt even T-Bag keeps a collection of guns this big."
"And what's this, a dream-catcher?" Michael fingered the object dangling in front of them. "Who keeps one of these in their trunk?"
"Yeah, this guy seems like a freak." Lincoln sounded almost awed. "I'm thinking we should just ditch it here, wipe our fingerprints, and take off."
"Sounds like a plan," Michael said, closing the trunk. "We really picked the wrong car to steal."