How to Deal with the Local Anger Management Case
By Kuro Doragon Enkou
Summary: Prequel to How to Tick Your Neighbor Off in Three Minutes or Less. Kagome never meant to listen to that conversation in the amusement park…she never meant to help that guy out either. Funny how fate works huh?
Genre: Romance, Humor, Drama, Angst
Rating: T
Pairings: Inuyasha/Kagome
Disclaimer- I, unfortunately, do not own Inuyasha...sigh...
A/N: Hello and welcome to Chapter 2 of 'How to deal with the local anger management case'! Thanks a lot to all who reviewed, and please continue! Well, anyways, here is chapter 2, and enjoy! Don't forget to review!
Chapter 2
Nice Puppy
"Chikuso!" I sighed, there he went again. It's been about two hours since the Fun Land incident, and Inuyasha and I are were in an arcade. Yes, most of you must be thinking I'm suicidal or a girl who wants to be killed or raped, as it's not very normal for a girl to go and help a random guy she met in an amusement park and then try and make friends with him…sometimes I hate the curse of being way to nice.
Oh, and if you're wondering what the 'chikuso' was for, it's because Inuyasha was now getting his ass kicked by in Super Combat 4. Isn't he amazing?
Now most of you would think that was a rather normal thing, after all, in an arcade, there are tons of players better then you right? Well, it's okay if the opposing player is older then you, or can at least talk in an educated way.
You see…Inuyasha just happened to be getting his ass kicked by some body that just happened to be a…eight year old, who then lost to a five year old…now what does that tell you about our dear Inu-kun? He sucks at video games…and I mean really sucks. He even failed at catch the acorns, the only thing he was good at was the gopher bopping game, and you know what? He only played it twice before getting annoyed at it, then trying to throw it out the window! That was about the time that we got kicked out of the arcade…and personally, I don't blame them.
Nobody wants a pair of teenagers in their place, especially when one is trying to destroy the place while screaming, "It's all rigged, dammit! The stupid little brats pay the bastard who runs this place so they can win! Dammit! Lemme go!" and thus, you find us where we are now: sitting on the curb in a euphoric state of absolute boredom.
Already I can hear the mumbles under Inuyasha's breath, and I sighed. There he went again.
"Hey, Inuyasha-kun…" I tried to make conversation. The said boy just gave me a 'look' and then, turned away, obviously still sulking about the 'arcade incident'. I tried again, "Inuyasha-kun…"
"I head you the first time," came a snappy reply.
I scowled, "You don't have to be such a jerk you know!"
"Well, it's not my fault you're a nosy ass bitch!" came the now waspish sound of his voice. I growled this time.
"Listen Anger management boy, it's not my fault that Kinky-ho or whatever her name is, dumped you for Creepy Eyes, OK? Now quit bitching about things that are gone-," My tirade was cut short my a muffled laugh that came out in a snort. "Nani?" I was kind of peeved, so now was definitely not the best time to be snorting at me. Dear kami-sama…that made Inu-kun sound indefinitely like a pig; so let me rephrase that: I was not in the best mood to be laughed at. Yes…that sounds much better.
"Kinky-ho? Creepy Eyes?" with that he burst out laughing. "What was I? Silver haired guy?"
I looked down in embarrassment. "Maybe…"
His laughter cut into me like a whip. "Hey, listen Giggle-san! I was out of it at the moment, and those were the few things I could think of!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Whatever."
He stood up, and I followed suit. Aimlessly, he began walking, once again, I followed him. He turned down a corner. I followed him. Finally, he seemed fed up.
"Dammit!" he shouted, turning around to glare at me, "Will you stop following me already!"
His annoyed voice caused me to giggle; it was kind of cute. "Why should I? Hmm?" I aid with a smile, skipping up until I was in pace with him.
"Because…" he stopped, trying to think of why I shouldn't follow him.
"See! You don't even have a good reason!" I said with a laugh, not caring when he began mumbling darkly under his breath about annoying women.
"You're annoying, you know that?" he said, after we had walked for about fifteen minutes in absolute silence.
"Hmm?" I blinked, having been daydreaming; I hadn't caught the whole sentence.
"…Nevermind." He growled, once again, he was annoyed.
"Aw c'mon…what'd I do this time?" I asked, while Inuyasha simply scoffed.
"Nothing!"
"Jerk!"
"Wench!"
"I'm not a wench!"
"Feh!"
"Feh! You're self!" Slam!
"Chikuso! That hurt!"
End Chapter 2
A/N: Hello every body! How are you all doing today? Sorry if the chapter's a little short…I was debating on what to do with it, anyways, don't forget to review!
Dictionary
Chikuso- Shit
Nani- What
(-san, -chan, -kun, -sama, -dono, ect.)- Japanese honorifics used at the ends of names to present familiarity. A name with out honorifics could either mean great affection or great insult.
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I gulped, staring into the probing eyes of Sango-chan, "What is it Kagome-chan? You've been awfully jumpy lately…is something wrong?"
I gave a nervous smile, "Well…um…you see…"
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