Chapter 3
"Good morning class! May the flames of youth burn with passion this morning! Today we have a new student with us! Please come up here and tell us about yourself!" Gai exclaimed with much enthusiasm.
Hinata grumbled, and slouched while walking towards the front, "Yo, my name is Violet, I'm from Manhattan. I love animals, heavy metal music, dancing, playing video games, singing, and running. I hate my family, my name, rich snobs, poachers, hunters, fur coats, politicians, war, and bullies. My hobbies are running, dancing, drawing, and trying new things," she explained, not looking at anyone in the class room even though it looked like it. She walked back to her seat in boredom.
"Welcome, Violet! Let the flames of youth throughout your life at Konoha high! Now class, today we will be review graphing. Now, to put graph points on a graph," he pulled down a board with a shit load of notes and pictures, "now, firstyouhavetwocoordinates,negativeandpositve.therearefourquadrentsofagrapg,positive,positive,negativepositive,negativenegative,andpositivenegative.tomakecoordinatesyoumakeaparethesy,putdownanumber,comma,andthenanothernumber,andthenparenthesy.thefirstcoordinategoesonthexaxis,thesecondontheyaxis.firstyoudothexcoordinate,theny.thinkofitasfirstyouhavetowalktowardstheelevvatortogoup…."
Hinata was staring at him with her mouth gaped, eyes wide open, and was about to drop her pen, am my god, how the hell am I supposed to learn anything?'
"…nowopenyourtextbooktopage268anddonumbers1through12." Gai finished.
"How can the dude talk so fricken fast?" She whispered to Gaara.
"Everybody has a talent," he responded, "anyway, just turn to page 266, read it, then do problems one through twelve."
"So I guess you guys are used to it?"
"In this school, you have to be able to adapt quickly."
"I could write a thesis to back that up," she said frowning.
The rest of the period went pretty quickly, they just did bookwork and worksheets. Gai decided not to give them home work since it was my first day at school. Next was art. 'Just great. I'm alone for that period. But it is one of my favorite subjects' she sighed, "Could you show me where the art room is Gaara?"
He nodded, "sure, but we have two of them. Which one does your schedule say?"
She took out the paper, "uuuhhh, and art room one with Jiraya (sp)"
Gaara stuck his tongue out in disgust, "I can't believe that pervert teaches art. Anyway, fallow me, and always wear a big sweatshirt to his class."
"A pervert? As an art teacher?" I repeated. This was gonna be awkward.
He pointed at a door across the gym, "This is his room. I'll see you in Spanish. Its a couple doors to the left of Neji's homeroom. "
"Thanks, Gaara."
He looked at the floor shyly, "n-no problem. I-I'll see you next period."
She nodded as she went in. It looked like a regular art studio. It was mostly girls, but one group of guys, one of them was a guy she met in homeroom, "Yoh, isn't it?" She asked him.
He looked at her, "Hiya, Violet! Enjoying school so far?"
"It's… different," she had trouble wording it.
He smiled and nodded, "You should check in with ero-sennin over there," he pointed to an old man in the front of the room giggling at a covered book.
She nodded, "Okay, thanks!" 'ero-sennin? She thought as she walked up to the man.
"Excuse me?" She asked politely.
He looked from behind his book and smiled, "are you Ms. Hyuuga?"
She was disgusted at the name, "yeah, but people call me Violet."
"Okay, Violet. We do things simply around here. Here are three drawing assignments, one is for you too draw and shade an actual object in black and white, the other is for you to draw and color an actual object with tints and shades, and the last is for you to do a free style from your head. You may do it in color and black and white, no stick figures. You may do these in anyway you see fit, there are many stacks of paper that contain techniques on how to do these, and I will be available for help. No tracing or someone else drawing something for you. Do your best. These will be due in four weeks. Sit where ever you want, have fun" and he went back to reading.
'okaaay' she shrugged. She then headed for Yoh's table and sat down next to him.
"Like our teacher?" He asked putting his hands behind his head.
"I guess," she shrugged.
"By the way, he's a strict grader, so you better do something pretty creative, and make it good," He took out a very detailed and realistic black and white drawing of a Panda bear.
Her eyes widened, "Oh my God that is so adorable! It's almost like the real thing! And the shading and detail of the fur is perfect!"
Yoh smiled sheepishly at her gushing, "Aw, shucks. But Jiraiya will give me an
-A because it doesn't interest him."
"That's weird. You could make your own calendar series and become rich! What does interest him!" She exclaimed.
He sheepishly laughed and blushed, "Women? Heh heh…"
She almost fell out of her chair.
"Pretend I didn't say that."
"Yeah. Sure," she got up and positioned herself so her perverted art teacher couldn't see her, "What should I draw?"
"Well, people usually start off by drawing one of their strong points along with something they like to do. So what do you draw best?"
She pondered for a minute, "Well, I usually draw myself, but as what I sometimes see myself as."
He nodded and smiled, "then draw yourself doing or being something you think you will become at this school." He went started adding minor details while humming, leaving her to her thoughts.
'Well, I love running, but I don't want to draw myself as that, it's not that creative. Most girls think of proms and dressing up, but I'm awful at designing dresses in my art. Oh, how about I draw myself as something no one has ever seen a Hyuuga do! Yeah. So I have to draw myself…as a goth? Naa, too depressing. A cheerleader? Hell no. a punk? Well, I kind of already am…' she looked out the window on a door to see a boy with blond spiky hair sliding down the hall way? No, but he didn't look like he was walking. 'Wait! Skateboard! That's it, I'll draw myself as a skateboard chic!'
She started drawing on a small white piece of paper as her rough draft. She was almost done with the hair when the bell rang. 'Wow. That went by fast.'
"Can you make it to your next class?" Yoh asked putting his drawing away.
She looked at her scedual,'B-13, Gaara said it was a few rooms over from Neji's homeroom. No problem.' "I think I can manage."
He shrugged, "okydokey. Just be careful in the hallways. Later!"
She grabbed her books and headed out the door, 'okay, Gaara and I came from that hallway,' she went down the hallway, 'and then we came turned right from that hallway. Wow thank god my classes were close together. And then I…'
Hinata was handling her knowledge of the school geography pretty well, but as you know, something has to happen, like a person runs into her and she goes unconscious, or she drops her books and her dream boy picks them up for her. So obviously, something like that was going to happen, but in this school, well…
"WATER FIGHT!" Yelled the voices of some teenage boys.
"Huh?" Hinata looked up from the school map to see three boys skateboarding down the hall shooting water from water guns at everybody. One of them was Sasuke with an evil grin on his face. (kind of occ, but I don't care) "Sasu-"
Before she could finish one of his buddies drenched her with water, making her hair hanging from her head and her bra outline show. "Huh?" She looked at herself in shock, then glared at the guys with her eyes dangerously narrowed, "ooooh-ho-ho, they did not just do that!" She dropped her books and chased after them, "YOU ASSHOLES! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU RUINED MY HAIR!"
Oh yes, Hinata loved her hair very much. She also loves swimming, but on days she worked hard to curl her hair and it got wet, you better pray for you life, dude. That's one Hyuuga trait that not even Hinata can deny. Hyuugas also have a short temper and can sometimes run into action without thinking, which was exactly what Hinata was doing now.
Sasuke noticed her racing after them at smirked, "Hey, Hina! Enjoying school so far?"
Even though she really should be chasing the guy who shot her, she was now targeting Sasuke, who was much more far away, where as for original target was three feet away and was amazed t how fast she could run. So amazed, that a door opened to his face.
The other one looked like he was about o run into a door, but grabbed the handle and swung around it, "Later, Uchia! This'll be my stop!" he skateboarded into the room.
"Later!" Sasuke replied. Hinata was gaining on him, he put his hands in his pockets and smirked, still driving the board with expertise, "Hey, Hina, I know you can't resist my awesome skateboarding skills, but I don't think you know where you are." She glared at him, and then looked around, 'aw shit! Where the Hell am I? And where did I leave my books! And I'm going to be late!' "Aw crap!" She yelled as she turned around so hard, her face was only a foot from the ground, and then she ran down the hallway leaving Sasuke in the invisible dust.
'That girl can run.' He thought as he came to an abrupt stop, his water gun was out of ammo, "oh well. I should get to class. She'll find her way around eventually."
Hey was proved wrong when the drenched short girl came behind him and ran past him at an extremely fast pace.
"Or not. Aw, what the hell?" He started up his skateboard again and chased after her. After a while, he was catching up to her, but it was pretty damn hard. He then got frustrated, "Hinata! Wait up!"
She stopped and glared at him, "What!"
"sheesh you are dumb, girl. You are heading for the freshman wing; the junior wing is that way!" He pointed to a blue hallway.
"Oh."
He sighed, "What room?"
"uumm, B-13, but I left my books where you and your buddies drenched me!" She glared with her hands on her hips.
He laughed and rubbed the back of his head, "you have to do something crazy every once in a while or else you'll go insane with this school. Believe it or not, once you do something crazy you'll love the school as much as almost all of the kids here do, whether they show it or not. Anyway, try to stay in the junior wing next time, and don't hold grudges 'cause you'll be considered an idiot just like I was when they got a new guitarist in the …"
"Sound five?" Hinata finished his sentence. He looked at her.
"Yeeeeaaaah. So somebody told you?"
"Yeah, Gaara did. He also told me to stay away from the Sound Five."
"Gaara? Oh yeah. That kid. He's too shy for his own good."
"Why isn't anyone friends with him?"
"As you'll notice, all the people with out friends in this school or either too shy, too depressed, too angry, too violent, or too whatever. At the beginning, we try too help them cope with the problem, but after a while, they need to handle it by themselves, because people at this school don't waste their time having some one cry of his or her shoulder and let the person release their pain with them. I had no friends after I started holding a grudge against the Sound Five because I needed to deal with my own problems. And after a while it started becoming ridiculous how many people's arms I broke, so my brother broke mine. Then I stopped holding a grudge. And I stopped being mean to everyone."
"Your brother broke your arm? I thought he was a lazy rich son's teenager, just like I thought you were."
He laughed, "Everyone thinks that. But when you get to know us, you'll see I'm just a teenage punk, and my brother is a smart-ass with very low tolerance, just like Shikamaru. But the difference is that my brother will put someone in the hospital effortlessly. Here's your class."
Hinata hadn't noticed they were in the junior wing, so she was surprised to see her classroom, and I bit disappointed, "hey, aren't you late?"
He shrugged, "I only go to French every other day anyway. My teacher is crazy. After five months she still doesn't remember anyone's name except the one student she chooses, who has to suffer from her the rest of the year. She won't notice if a student hanged himself in class, she would just blame that kid for a limp body in her room. And she even wasn't aware that almost every guy in the class had a broken arm and they were all out to get me. It was hilarious."
"It seems a lot of people play instruments at this school."
He smiled, "You have no idea."
She smiled back, "Thank you for walking me to class. I'll see you later?"
"Definitely," he smirked.
She kept her smile, "Bye."
"Later!" He skateboarded down the hall.
When Hinata entered the class room he blushed madly, "Damn her and her cuteness. I always like the cute ones, except Temari, she wasn't as cute as Hinata, more like scary." He shuddered at the memory of his previous girl friend and when she punched him really hard for leaving his wallet at home when they went out for dinner on her birthday. And then he remembered his girlfriend Sakura when he was eight, because he was an idiot, and when Sasuke stopped going out with her, Sakura was obsessed with him and would not get over the fact that he wasn't her boyfriend anymore. She had the best grades, and was one of the prettiest girls in the school, but was a damn idiot that drove him insane.
Speaking of which… "Sasukaaaaayy-uu-un!"
"Oh shit no," he cursed.
"I'm heading towards the bathroom, where are you going? You know you aren't supposed to ride your skateboard in school, but I don't mind. Guess what? I just got an A+ on my Trigonometry test! Isn't that wonderful! And I was thinking, since we're juniors now and we've never really kissed before, do you want to come to the bathroom with me?" She made a "sexy" pose.
Sasuke had just stared at her like she was talking tree, but as soon as he heard the bathroom part, he was skating down the hall way like a giant pink squid was chasing him. Yes, Sasuke has a wild imagination.
Anyways, back to Hinata…
As soon as the slightly blushing Hinata entered her room, she had a near death situation. She was very lucky that at the last second, she dodged the deadly nacho. 'WTF?'
"ANDELLEY ANDELLEY! EJEIA EJEIA! FIGHT MY WARRIORS! FIGHT! FOR THE BATTLE OF COMIDA HAS JUST BEGUN! VIVA COMIDA!" A dude in a giant food covered sombrero yelled holding a calzone. Mmmm…calzones.
"Uuhhh…h-hi?" The weak voice of Gaara said.
She just stared at him like 'Gaara, did you forget to tell me something?'
And Gaara was nodding his head while a big sweat drop rolled off like he was saying 'Yeah'.
A burrito then hit Gaara, who just stood there like, 'Why me?'
And Hinata was about to hug him, but when a nacho hit her hair, she was just like, a tea pot full of water on fiya, mon.
"ANDELLEY EJEIA THIS, FUCKAS!" The new girl with a nacho and her hair yelled as she threw a giant papaya that was really hot at the teacher, who looked like this short dude with a red beard that covered most of his face and a cowboy hat and cowboy outfit. That dude looked like Yo Sammaty Sam from Looney Toons, mon.
Except he wasn't the teacher, he was just this character from Looney Toons that magically appeared to get a hot papaya thrown at him. That's funny if you think about it. Anyways, out surprised guest just yelled "Great Horneytoads!" Over and over again while patting his tiny butt until he sat on this puddle of water. And then his hat hovered over his head while he sighed in relief and steam came out of his butt. Now who can tell me what movie that is from?
Anyways, Hinata was still like a teapot full of water on fiya mon, so she threw whatever food she could get her hands on at anyone, except little Gaara. Who was cowering under the desk, nibbling on a calzone. Aawww, how cute!
Anyways, that continued until the teacher got knocked out by a textbook with a nacho picture on it. See? Those things can kill you!
After that people just stared for a moment, and then headed to the bathrooms to clean off. Now that's an awesome Spanish period.
At lunch…
"So how was your day so far, Hinata?" Neji asked with a content smile on his face.
"I doubt anything like yours. And by the way, I'm Violet now," she said holding a mirror in front of her face, trying to make her hair look good. She successfully cleaned all the food out, and one of the other girls in the class told her to bring a set of clothes just for Spanish.
He looked at her, and then remembered that she hated her name, and Violet suited her nicely.
He put his content smile back on, "Tenten and I crushed a bunch of seniors in the woodshop room. It was awesome. She's a great fighting partner. And her father is a doctor at the hospital too. She's great."
Hinata smirked, "Ooohhh. Somebody's got the hots for Tenten on his first day of school! Go Neji! Go Neji! Go, go, go Neji!" Hinata said in her gossip voice and then she swayed her head from side to side snapping her fingers while doing the Go Neji dance.
Neji ignored her, "Hey Gaara, why haven't you made friends with Tenten? She's a nice person, and also your neighbor. And she's nice to everyone, except bullies, and she stands up for people. Well, sort of."
Gaara shook his head, "Tenten doesn't have friends. She gives the impression that people are her friends, but she doesn't have any. She'll be nice to people, and if you do one thing that annoys her she'll punch your lights out, and will be unfazed. She doesn't take crap from no one. For example, if I became all strong and mean and became a bully, she wouldn't care. If I got in her way, she would cream me without a second thought. Sorry Neji, but I don't think Tenten is what you hoped."
Neji flinched and his eyes had shown sadness, but only for a moment, and he finished his lunch without saying anything.
Hinata looked at Gaara, pushing Tenten in the back of her mind and saving it for later, "So Gaara, what do I have next?"
"Uummm," He looked at her schedule.
1st Period- math
2nd period- art
3rd period- Spanish
4th period- lunch
5th period-Core
6th period-Language arts/ reading
7th period-science
8th period-gym
9th period-Social Studies
"I-I guess you have Core."
"What's Core?"
"It's just a class where you watch movies," he replied.
She was still confused, "Movies?"
He smiled weakly, "They are supposed to be educational movies, but they are just movies the teachers pick out and decide to watch them here."
"Oookkkkaaayyyyy," the new student exclaimed as she rested her head in her arms.
"Oh Shit!" Hinata almost yelled, "I forgot! I have to see the principle this period! Gotta go Gaara, see you whenever!"
She grabbed her books and ran out of the Cafeteria with a few papers floating behind her.
The secretary lady was sitting there at her desk making a list of crazy names to call to the office at the end of every period just for the hell of it. Of course, none of these students actually existed, but it made it seem like she was doing work. And she never did call any actual students down to the office unless the parent actually came in, then she would let them make the announcements and humiliate their child. What a fun job she had.
Just then a young girl rushed into the office. New kid obviously, cause kids were in no rush to see the principle, ever. The lady pointed to the door in the office, and the black haired girl went in, not noticing that blank papers were dropped all over the place.
"Aahh, to be young and stupid again."
"uumm," Hinata knocked and entered the office to see her new principle sleeping on the desk.
"Excuse me…"she poked the older woman.
The blond rose with a jolt and started yelling, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? CAN'T I GET SOME GADDAMN SLEEP AROUND THIS DAMN MENTAL INSTITUTE!"
The young girl just stood there with her eyes closed and her hair pulled back because the booming voice caused a wave of wind in the small room.
"Oh, you the new girl, Hyuuga Hinata?" Tsunade said drowsily.
Before Hinata could reply, the woman dropped her head onto her desk and started snoring.
She poked her again.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? CAN'T I GET SOME FRIGGEN SLEEP AROUND THIS SUCKY PLACE! Oh, you are the new girl, right?"
Again before the girl could reply the blond fell asleep.
Again she poked, a little frustrated.
"FUCK THE HELL OFF! I WANT SOME FRIGGEN SLEEP IN THIS HELL HOLE!"
Again, she fell asleep. Hinata was more the frustrated, she was pist.
"WAKE THE FUCK UP! I WAS TOLD TO GO TO THE PRICIPLES OFFICE DURING LUNCH! HERE I AM! NOW GET YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF THAT SAKE SMELLING DESK ND SAY SOMETHING GODDAMN IMPORTANT!"
Tsunade slowly rose and glared deathly at the younger girl. Lighting was flashing between them.
If a person who had awesome hearing came into that room at that moment, they would go deaf in a minute.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!"
"I FELT FREELIN OBLIGATED TO SEE THE PRINCIPLE ECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT NEW STUDENTS WERE SUPOSSED TO DO!"
"WELL GET YOUR BRAIN CHECKED BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE WELCOME LEACTURES!"
"WELL THE LEAST YOU COULD DO WAS NOT FALL ASLEEP!"
"WELL EXCUSE ME I HAD A ROUGH NOGHT!"
"I DON'T FUCKEN CARE! I JUST WANT TO SEE THE PIRINCABLE TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW SCHOOL CRAP!"
"FINE! WELCOME TO THE WORST PLACE FOR MIDGETS IN THE WORLD! HAPPY!"
"HELL NO! A, I'M A MIDGET, sort of, AND B, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS JOB?"
"LOOK KID, IT TAKES TALENT TO RUN THIS SCHOOL! I'M DOIN THE BEST I CAN!"
"I BET YOU ARE!"
"JOIN THE NATIONAL YELLING COMPETITION AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS SCHOOL?" Hinata yelled her last yell and left the office rubbing her temples.
She went to her core room, and they were apparently watching Ice Age. She entered with out being noticed and slept for the remainder of the period.
Language arts was spent sleeping through it again because the teacher didn't show up until it was five minutes before the period ended. And Science consisted of blowing up many things by her crazy teacher, Anko.
Now it was time for gym. Hinata would have been as nervous as hell, but since her day was so weird she didn't give a damn about what happened, she went straight into the locker room, not noticing that an ambulance was taking a kid to the hospital.
Oh, gym is going to be so exciting!
Author's note:
So sorry for the long update! But I hoped you liked this chapter! School has been driving me up a wall. Anyways, this story is more humor than romance, I know. The romancy stuff will probably start in the next 2 chapters. I'll try to update soon, but don't expect it to be within the next week. Later!