A/N: Yup, I'm back… with little story/something (it's not really story…)

I just wanted to try my hand on something funny, because I realized that I absolutely suck in writing humor and the last story ('Cakes') in which I tried to use humor wasn't really well liked.

So, here is another humor/parody-piece…

I really hope that you guys will like this… and even smile/grin/laugh a bit. I'm aware that the story isn't that funny, but I tried and I can only get better, don't you think so…?

Thanks, kudos, much love to my two upper-awesome beta-readers ChaiChi and Cherry Jade! They are both so wonderful and always so helpful and patient with me… Thank you soooo much for that!

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine, but if I'm lucky I'll get the Titans for my birthday which is 26th April.

20 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do In The T-Tower

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1) "You know, Raven and Robin are sooooo cute together. They should definitely elope!"/Don't make any comment about Robin being together with any other female than Starfire. Believe me; you don't want to face a jealous Tameranian Princess.

2) "Shouldn't be Batgirl here with you, Robin…?"/If you think a jealous Tameranian princess is frightening than try a jealous Tameranian Princess AND a jealous half-demon girl.

3) "Rooooobbbbbiiiiieeeee-pooooooooo! Where is my Robbie-poo?"/Imitations of a certain blonde girl with an affinity for pink and the Boy Wonder aren't very liked in the T-Tower. Trust me, I have to know it.

4) "Sorry Cyborg, but I thought the garage-door opens automatically. I'm sure my insurance will pay for the damage on your car."/Never mess with the car of a car-obsessed half-machine… unless you want to have a sonic-canon shoved into your ass.

5) "So, how did you like my fish-soup, Aqualad?"/First important note: Fish-meals and Atlantians don't mix well!

6) "Upps, I think I forgot the tofu in your burger, BB. But the meat wasn't that bad, was it?" /Second important note: If you don't want to get puked on by a green shape-shifter than I would recommend you to not cook while you're at the T-Tower.

7) "Purple and orange don't mix well, Starfire, and leotards are so totally out, Raven!"/If you want to live long enough to see what will be 'in' tomorrow, you shouldn't criticize the fashion-style of the female Titans.

8) "You know Robin, you looked much better in your short-shorts and with your pixie-boots. Green spandex makes you look fat. I guess the long cape must be compensating for something."/Do not speak about Robin's fondness for short-shorts and pixie-boots if you don't want his bo-staff connect with your head.

9) "Between us Robin, you're sure that you don't want to go down on Slade?"/Robin doesn't really like talking about his obvious attraction for Slade. Don't mention it when he is near.

10) "And what about you and Batman…?"/Look above! Just don't make any comment about Robin having an affair with older men… but you still have fan fiction.

11) "I hope you guys will like the presents I bought you: Self-made Titans-puppets!"/The Titans aren't very fond of puppets. So, I would advice you to bring them any presents that involve puppets.

12) "And what do you think about the pie I backed for you?"/The same goes for pies or any other pastries. It's safer for you if you don't bring any presents at all.

13) "In all honesty Robin, most of the times Slade really kicked your ass!"/Third important note: Robin's steel-toed boots hurt a lot!

14) "Where are Cyclops and Wolverine? They are soooooo awesome!"/Mentions of other heroes who aren't part of the Teen Titans are strictly forbidden – especially if you value the egos of Robin and Cyborg… and your life.

15) "About that that dragon-sorcerer-thingy you fell in love with and that tricked you… uhm… would you mind seeing him again…?"/Never, never, never, NEVER touch any books in Raven's room. You might accidentally release an evil dragon who wants to take over the world.

16) "Wow… what a nice mirror! Can I touch it, Raven?"/As a basic rule: Unless you enjoy a slow, painful, bloody and violent death, you shouldn't touch anything in Raven's room… or even consider the idea of entering her room.

17) "I have some good news for you: I called the vermin exterminator and he was able to get rid of the worm you had in the Tower."/Fourth important note: Don't touch Silky if you like your bones undamaged!

18) "Even my dog can make better waffles than you, Cyborg!"/Fifth important note: Don't insult Cyborg's cookeries if you had plans of reproducing.

19) "I think I just broke your Game-Station!"/Renounce from making jokes about the Game-Station/remote/TV being broke. Beast Boy having a heart failure and you learning the feeling of being bitten by a T-Rex could be the results.

And last, but definitely not least:

20) "Do you guys like my new Slade-costume…? Guys…? Hello…?"/ Never – and I mean NEVER – try to show your Slade Halloween-costumes to the Titans. It seems as if they don't really like Halloween costumes.

A/N: Ok, it was not much of a story and as I said, it wasn't that funny… but yeah…
Just tell me how you liked it… or not liked it and constructive criticism is always welcome…

So, that was it from me… for now…

Later,

Alena