"Po, what are we doing here"?
Five minutes ago, Po had tricked Shifu into letting me out of training for an "emergency" situation and had taken me to the noodle restaurant. I... don't really know what this is about, I mean... everything looks safe enough. Maybe he brought me down here to help Mr. Ping out. Again.
"I, my friend, am going to show you, the super secret technique"!
"You mean as in personal training"?
"Uh huh"!
"Here? At your dads noodle shop"?
"Um, yeah! It's called, wait for it"... Po paused for a few seconds for dramatic effect. Thank God we were the only two living people among all the empty tables, I'd feel so embarrassed.
"...TONGUE FU"!
"...".
"...".
"... You've got to be bloody joking".
"Whats the matter"?
"You dragged me away from training for... for this? For something that's not even important"?
"...Well when you put it that way"...
"I'm outta here".
I turned to leave, Only for Po to step in front of me almost at once, holding his arms out as wide as he could as though I was about to charge.
"Hang on hang on! Come on buddy, it's an awesome trick". He spoke temptingly. I put my tail to my chin to think about it.
"... You have five minutes. No more, no less". No doubt any of the furious five or Shifu would have left at once, most likely by force for some, aka Tigress, But hey, if he's this desperate to keep me here, hell, I'll see what he has to offer. It might even be fun (Not very bloody likely though).
Po somewhat squealed slightly, disturbing me and immediately making me regret my choices as he stood in the same position he was in earlier, in front of the noodle shop kitchen.
"Alright, here we go. Watch very closely".
I watched as Po took a deep breath and closed his mouth. The next thing he did was pull perhaps the most serious looking face I've ever seen the guy give. After that, uh... his tongue kept poking his cheeks hard...? I- I don't even know, it was like watching Mantis trying to escape from Po's maw. I just watched as the tongue hit his cheeks in every direction at lightning speed, even do some sort of spin action before it began poking around again.
Suddenly, I heard a horrible cracking sound coming from within Po's mouth, making me cringe. The heck was that noise, did he somehow break his jaw? At least it got Po to stop for a second until... he begun whimpering and holding his mouth.
"auuwwh. I pfink Ib've vroken a tuuth". He mumbled. "Mehdik"! He tried calling as he left the noodle shop, leaving me to wonder to myself...
"What the hell just happened"?
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After seeing this video watch?v=u-hGSsC72r0 I knew I had to make this little extra bonus chapter, just for the sake of it.
Also, I'm going to be taking a weeks break from writing due to an upcoming driving test that I really need to study for, so I need to work hard on it. Afterwards, I can go back to having some fun. Cheerio!