Monkey D Luffy, the average pirate, or was he? Would the average pirate beat other pirates and bounty hunters who had way higher bounties on his head? Would he make an enemy almost everywhere he went? Would he help people at the drop of the hat, in this case a straw one, just simply because they were hurting? Well, about those enemies. He made a particular one who was seeking revenge. A pain in the arse king who wasn't about to be forgotten by some bubble gum boy. Wapol had already tried to eat him once, and that hadn't ended well and then he had tried to blow him up, well, that wasn't exactly a desirable outcome either. So, Wapol decided it was time to try and be sneaky. ! . Yeah right. He found a potion from some local witch and thought, 'Hey, why not get revenge on Straw Hat with this?'
Chapter 1: King's fool So the beginning of this tale starts with our 'lean and mean' King strolling down the streets of Blood Isle.
"These local sellers are a bunch of fools." Wapol said as he walked past. People stared at him, and not because of his weird attire, but mainly because in fact this King was talking to his little old lonesome self. The king stopped and watched as a chicken was slowly rotated on a spit over a warm coal fire. He licked his lips as his stomach growled.
"Potions! Turn your enemy into rats, mice, birds, whatever you want, we got it!" A squeaky female voice called. Wapol turned, all hunger forgotten as he heard this. He walked over to her and peered at the green glowing vials that were sitting on the display table. The woman turned out to be an old crone, hump back, scarred eye, the whole usual witchy deal. Wapol looked at her and she smiled toothlessly.
"What would you be a lookin' for sonny?" she asked squeakily. Wapol smiled.
"A potion to get revenge on an enemy." he said. The witch sweat dropped and then smiled again.
"Well, what would you like to do to him?"
"Turn him into something." Wapol responded inspecting a little blue bottle. The witch slapped her forehead.
"Okay." she sighed, "What would you like to turn him into?" she asked getting more than a little annoyed.
"Hmm, I don't really know. He annoys me a lot, and acts like a little kid." Wapol said touching his chin with his finger. The witch nodded.
"Then we shall turn him into a kid." she said and went out back of the little store. Wapol waited a moment, seriously considering eating the whole market place. The witch reappeared holding a small yellow vial. She wrapped it in a bit of paper and handed it to him. Wapol handed over the berries, being agreeable for once, and thanked her. He then walked away, hoping to meet the soon to be child captain of the Merry Go.
Yes Wapol is an idiot and yes, he is a pain in the arse.Plushies for reviews!